class ChuckNorris def initialize file, line, method = caller[0].split ":" method = method.match(/`(.*)'/)[1] source = File.readlines(file) pointer = line.to_i - 1 (line.to_i - 1).downto(0) do |i| break if source[i].match(/class (.*)\s/) end return "Ah, nice try." if $1 == "ChuckNorris" puts "No one initializes Chuck Norris, do you understand #{$1}? No one." puts "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks #{$1} so strong that it kills all his siblings too." ObjectSpace.each_object(ObjectSpace.const_get($1)) {|o| o = nil} end def self.inherited(subclass) puts "Understand me, #{subclass}, no one inherits from Chuck Norris, no one." raise "CannotSubClassTheChuckNorris" end end