<?php
require 'hostip.php';
// Accepts: A time
// Returns: Whether or not it is Christmas
function isItChristmas($time = null) {
// May as well uncomment this from 12/27 through 12/23
// return "NO";
// set Christmas
$christmas = "12/25";
$ip = getIp();
// debug:
// $ip = "193.51.208.14"; // French IP
// $christmas = "12/24";
$location = null;
if ($ip) {
// db credentials, see db.php.example
require 'db.php';
DBconnect($server, $username, $password, $database);
$location = ipRoughLocate($ip);
// if we don't know the country, let's assume eastern time (mediocre)
if ($location["countryName"] == "(Unknown Country?)")
$local_time = easternTime($time);
else
$local_time = trueLocalTime($time, $location["lng"]);
}
else {
$local_time = easternTime($time);
}
$isit = (strftime("%m/%d", $local_time) == $christmas);
return $isit ? yes($location) : "NO";
}
// used to produce a country code for the JS to work with
function getCountryCode() {
$ip = getIp();
// debug:
// $ip = "193.51.208.14"; // French IP
// $ip = "71.164.115.181"; // US IP
$location = null;
if ($ip) {
// db credentials, see db.php.example
require 'db.php';
DBconnect($server, $username, $password, $database);
$location = ipRoughLocate($ip);
}
if (!$location || !$location["countryCode"] || $location["countryName"] == "(Unknown Country?)")
return "US";
else
return $location["countryCode"];
}
// Helper functions
function trueLocalTime($time, $longitude) {
// establish the GMT time we're talking about
if (!$time)
$time = gmmktime();
else
$time = gmmktime() - (time() - $time);
$time += (8 * 3600); // Dreamhost's box thinks PST is GMT, awesome
// estimate time zone from longitude (an hour for every 15 degrees from GMT)
$offset = floor($longitude / 15);
$true_local_time = $time + ($offset * 3600);
return $true_local_time;
}
function easternTime($time) {
if (!$time) $time = time();
$time += (3 * 3600); // Dreamhost is in PST, no matter what you say
return $time;
}
function yes($location) {
if (!$location || !$location["countryCode"] || $location["countryName"] == "(Unknown Country?)")
return "YES";
$code = $location["countryCode"];
// This array is IsItChristmas' sole IP
$codes = array(
"US" => "YES", // United States
"FR" => "OUI", // France
"NL" => "JA", // Netherlands
"ZA" => "JA", // South Africa
"ES" => "SÍ", // Spain
"UK" => "YES", // United Kingdom
"CA" => "YES/OUI", // Canada (English/French)
"PL" => "TAK", // Poland
"SE" => "JA", // Sweden
"LT" => "TAIP", // Lithuania
"DE" => "JA", // Germany
"IE" => "IS EA", // Ireland
"AU" => "YES", // Australia
"JP" => "HAI", // Japan
"NO" => "JA", // Norway
"IT" => "SÌ", // Italy
"HU" => "IGEN", // Hungary
"DK" => "JA", // Denmark
"FI" => "KYLLÄ", // Finland
"BE" => "JA", // Belgium
"CL" => "SÍ", // Chile
"MX" => "SÍ", // Mexico
"NZ" => "YES", // New Zealand
"AT" => "JA", // Austria
"RO" => "DA", // Romania
"CH" => "JA/OUI", // Switzerland (German/French)
"PT" => "SIM", // Portugal
"BR" => "SIM", // Brazil
"AR" => "SÍ", // Argentina
"EE" => "JAA", // Estonia
"HR" => "DA", // Croatia
"CN" => "SHI", // China (Mandarin)
"IN" => "HAJI", // India
"SG" => "YA", // Singapore
"PH" => "ÓO", // Phillipines
"IL" => "KEN", // Israel
"KR" => "NE", // Korea
"CZ" => "ANO", // Czech Republic
"SK" => "ÁNO", // Slovakia
"GR" => "NE", // Greece
"IS" => "JÁ", // Iceland
"VE" => "SÍ", // Venezuela
"SI" => "DA", // Slovenia
"TH" => "CHAI", // Thailand
"LV" => "JĀ", // Latvia
"RU" => "ДА", // Russia
"HK" => "HAI", // Hong Kong (Cantonese)
"TR" => "EVET", // Turkey
"MY" => "YA", // Malaysia
"PR" => "SÍ", // Puerto Rico
"CO" => "SÍ", // Colombia
"EC" => "SÍ", // Ecuador
"PE" => "SÍ", // Peru
"CR" => "SÍ", // Costa Rica
"UY" => "SÍ", // Uruguay
"CY" => "NE", // Cyprus
"GT" => "SÍ", // Guatemala
"SV" => "SÍ", // El Salvador
"DO" => "SÍ", // Dominican Republic
"BM" => "SIM", // Bermuda
"PA" => "SÍ", // Panama
"BO" => "SÍ", // Bolivia
"TT" => "SÍ", // Trinidad & Tobago
"DM" => "WÍ", // Dominica (Creole)
"HT" => "WÍ", // Haiti (Creole)
"JM" => "YES", // Jamaica
"BB" => "YES", // Barbado
"BZ" => "YES", // Belize
"KY" => "YES", // Cayman Islands
"NI" => "SÍ", // Nicaragua
"PY" => "HÊE", // Paraguay
"VN" => "ĐÚNG" // Vietnam
);
if (!$codes[$code])
return "YES";
else
return $codes[$code];
}
?>
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