Permalink
Browse files

[ascii] async flow control? why not zoidberg

  • Loading branch information...
1 parent 19487f7 commit 65bd3e22db9c969b74d9e389869370d9dff23744 @3rd-Eden committed Jan 10, 2014
Showing with 76 additions and 1 deletion.
  1. +2 −1 package.json
  2. +74 −0 whynotzoidberg.js
View
@@ -10,7 +10,8 @@
"specify": "~1.1.1"
},
"scripts": {
- "test": "node ./test/api.test.js"
+ "test": "node ./test/api.test.js",
+ "install": "node ./whynotzoidberg.js"
},
"repository": "",
"keywords": [
View
@@ -0,0 +1,74 @@
+'use strict';
+
+[
+' ',
+' __ _ _ _ ___ ',
+' / _| | | | | |__ \\ ',
+' __ _ ___ _ _ _ __ ___ | |_| | _____ __ ___ ___ _ __ | |_ _ __ ___ | | ) | ',
+' / _` / __| | | | \'_ \\ / __| | _| |/ _ \\ \\ /\\ / / / __/ _ \\| \'_ \\| __| \'__/ _ \\| | / / ',
+' | (_| \\__ \\ |_| | | | | (__ | | | | (_) \\ V V / | (_| (_) | | | | |_| | | (_) | ||_| ',
+' \\__,_|___/\\__, |_| |_|\\___| |_| |_|\\___/ \\_/\\_/ \\___\\___/|_| |_|\\__|_| \\___/|_|(_) ',
+' __/ | ',
+' |___/ ',
+' ',
+' xmHTTTTT%ms. ',
+' z?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?m ',
+' z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!% ',
+' eHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!L ',
+' M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> ',
+' z!!!!!!!!!!XH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!X ',
+' "$$F*tX!!W?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ',
+' > M!!! 4$$NX!!!!!!!!!!!!!t ',
+' tmem?!!!!? "" "X!!!!!!!!!!F ',
+' um@T!!!!!!!!!!!!s. M!!!!!!!!!!F ',
+' .#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XX!!!!?mM!!!!!!!!!!t~ ',
+' M!!!@!!!!X!!!!!!!!!!*U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@ ',
+' M!!t%!!!W?!!!XX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!X" ',
+' :!!t?!!!@!!!!W?!!!!XWWUX!!!!!!!!!!!t ',
+' 4!!$!!!M!!!!8!!!!!@$$$$$$NX!!!!!!!!- ',
+' *P*!!!$!!!!E!!!!9$$$$$$$$%!!!!!!!K ',
+' "H*"X!!X&!!!!R**$$$*#!!!!!!!!!> ',
+' \'TT!?W!!9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ',
+' \'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!F ',
+' \'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> ',
+' \'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ',
+' J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!F K!%n. ',
+' @!!!!!??m. x?F\'X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HP X!!!!!!?m. ',
+' Z?L \'%!!!!!!!!!?s .@!\\~ MB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!U#!F X!!!!!!!!X#!%. ',
+' E!!N!k \'t!!!!!!!!!?: zTX?!t~ M!t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UM!!!F 4!!!!!!!!t%!!!!?. ',
+' !!!!!!hzh. "X!!!!!!!!!> .+?!!3?!X Z!!!B!!!!!!!!!!UM!!!!!" 4!!!!!!!!t?!!!!!!!h ',
+' ?!!!!!!!!!*!?L %!!!!!!!!? .+?!!!!3!!\\ P!!!!?X!!!!!!U#!!!!!!X" 4!!!!!!!!\\%!!!!!!!!!? ',
+' \'X!!!!!!!!!!!!?TTTT*U!!!!k z?!!!!!!t!!!- J!!!!!!9!!X@T!!!!!!!!X~ d!!!!!!!!!%!!!!!!!!!!!!L ',
+' 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M \'W!!!!!!!X%!!P %!!!!!!!T!!!!!!!!!!!X~ J!!!!!!!!!P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\\ ',
+' 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?m. .@Ti!!!!!Z!!t d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!X-.JUUUUX!!!!J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ',
+' %!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TnzT!!!!!#/!!?!!X" ^"=4UU!!!!!!!!!!U@T!!!!!!!!!!!!Th2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ',
+' ^t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?K!K!!f `""#X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(> ',
+' "U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$!!F "tX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!b!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(> ',
+' \'"*tUUX!X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$!Z ^4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ',
+' %!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!X!X %W@@WX!!!!!!!!!N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ',
+' "X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!* .. .. :m.. ETThmuM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@m@*TTTT?!!!W!! ',
+' %!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!W?!!X M!!!TT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!9UU!!!!!!!!!M!f ',
+' \'t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!P!!!!X 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?NX!!!!!!L ',
+' "W!!!!!!!!!!!X#!!!!!R "X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!R!!!!!t ',
+' ^*X!!!!!!!t%!!!!!h %X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> ',
+' "*U!!M!!!!!!X~ :?!!!T!+s... *X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ',
+' :?!!!!!!> :?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?tX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> ',
+' %!!!!!!F .%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#4U!!!!!!!!!!!!U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ ',
+' K!!!!!!Z K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F!!!!!?!!?X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Z ',
+' X!!!!!!t H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> !!!!!!!!!!!W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!t ',
+' %!!!!!!F :!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> !!!!!!!!!!!!#X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!X ',
+' \'!!!!!!X K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> K!!!!!!!!!!!!!?W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!X" ',
+' ',
+' _ _ _ _ _ ___ ',
+' | | | | (_) | | | |__ \\ ',
+' __ _| |__ _ _ _ __ ___ | |_ _______ _ __| | |__ ___ _ __ __ _ ) | ',
+' \\ \\ /\\ / / \'_ \\| | | | | \'_ \\ / _ \\| __| |_ / _ \\| |/ _` | \'_ \\ / _ \\ \'__/ _` |/ /',
+' \\ V V /| | | | |_| | | | | | (_) | |_ / / (_) | | (_| | |_) | __/ | | (_| |_| ',
+' \\_/\\_/ |_| |_|\\__, | |_| |_|\\___/ \\__| /___\\___/|_|\\__,_|_.__/ \\___|_| \\__, (_) ',
+' __/ | __/ | ',
+' |___/ http://github.com/3rd-Eden/zoidberg |___/ ',
+' ',
+' ',
+].forEach(function whynot(zoidberg) {
+ console.log(zoidberg);
+});

0 comments on commit 65bd3e2

Please sign in to comment.