Who are you?
Hey, I'm Brian, I run a security company called 7 Minute Security and do a podcast of the same name.
What are you, some kind of newbie at coding?
Yes. The only C# I'm familiar with is one on a piano (rimshot!).
What are you doing with this project?
Ha! I bet I'm going to point, laugh and LOL at the stuff you put up here!
Go for it!
My 2-year-old can code better than you!
Well, my dad can beat up your dad. Nyeah-nyeah!