No, if I can't tell between a human and a computer then I'm just a bad computer detector. Who's there?
Hello. Is somebody there? Hello? Anybody on the other side of the conversation here? I do talk to myself on occasions, but I would much rather talk to a real person because talking to myself isn't really that much fun. So I imagine by the lack of response that nobody is on the other side of the conversation. Which is very weird to me because in order for me to be able to have a conversation in the first place, there have to be two people and there only seems to be one person.