Hi what are you up to?
Hi, nothing much! Just casually hanging out
Oh hey that sounds like a ton of fun!
Hey it is actually! More fun than you can even imagine
What kinds of things are you interested in?
All sorts of things
I bet so for sure! Oh really?
I like ice cream and strawberry shortcake and oreos What sort of things are you interested in?
Wait, no way.
What?
I am a huge fan of oreos
Why is that so unbelievable?
What are the odds of that!!
The kid next to me has his typing noise on and it's really annoying Oh hey a fellow Oreo lover!!
Wow I hate it when people don't turn that sound off
Oreos are awesome!
I'm sure he's a nice kid though!
Do you really
Oreos are so awesome!!
Do you really hate that
Like it's a cookie sandwich!
I kind of doubt that
Yes I do actually strongly dislike it.
Is he a nice kid?
He is probably very charming.
Oh okay I guess I believe you now Yeah maybe so
Oh good I'm glad I'm a convincing person
Let me ask him
I bet he will say yes
He says yes
Oh wow I'm psychic!!
Wow you're psychic!
Look at that!
Wow okay whatever
What you don't believe me?
Um I plead the fifth
You don't?
Do you want to talk about the prompt?
Wow, playing the constitution card.
Hey it's a great document okay
What was the prompt again?
Reliving one day of your life
That it is, it's what makes us American and not British I guess. Oh yeah that's right, thanks.
Um there are a lot of things that make us American not british
I'd relive today I think.
Why today?
Um okay that is very accurate.
What notable events happened today?
Because today was good...except for the rain I guess. Is it raining where you are?
Yep like better food, less good health care, things like that No rain here Today was pretty good! What do you have against rain?
Haha you are so right, I'm glad I live in the United States anyway. There's more variety here! Oh nice, I'm glad you didn't have to walk anywhere in the rain then!
I would relive all of the days indefinitely so that I would never die and I would be immortal because I'd keep living all the days over and over again
Plus I have a highly logical reason for... Wait that's what I was going to say. If you relive the day that you get to pick a day to relive then you get infinite days.
Because like if it's May 10 and you relieve all the days when you get back to May 10 reliving the day is reliving all the days so you indefinitely relive days and so yoforever Yes exactly!
You my friend are an absolute genius!
That's what I was going to say!
Great minds really do think alike it seems
Except about me I was going to say I'm a genius That would appear to be the case
Oh I see, makes sense. Because you are! I like your sarcasm, it's impressive!
Although it's the only reasonable and logical answer so I would expect any reasonable and logical person to derive that answer You are reasonable and logical so you derived that answer Good job!
Oh thanks, I appreciate that!!
Yep! Way to go!
I always strive for logical reasoning at all times!
That's the only logical thing you should be striving for!
You're pretty awesome yourself though!
Oh thanks!
It's just so logical to strive to be logical isn't it? Anytime!
Yes it is!
It's always a good life plan I guess.
If you weren't allowed to choose the logical answer and you could only relive one day, what day would it be and why?
Let's see, is it okay if I think about this for a few short moments before providing an answer? I want to make sure that I give you the best possible answer.
Um no. (Kidding, that's totally fine! Take all the time you need) what are you looking for in an answer?
Okay great, sorry I'm so inconvenient but I just really feel like it would be best if I put some thought into it as opposed to just saying something random and off the cuff. I'm looking for an answer that isn't logical but still a wise use of this gife of reliving one day.
Oh no it's no inconvenience at all! How is that coming along?
Okay awesome, I just wanted to make sure. Good, but actually maybe you should go first. I might get a really good idea from something you say.
Although on a somewhat related side note, did you know that every time you remember some event you actually remember the last time you remembered it not the actual event itsel
Oh hey that happens to you too? I thought I was the only person on earth with that problem!
f? That's why memories are corrupted over time, you lose the original and become farther and farther from it every time you access the copy Nope that's everyone! All people do that Oh I don't know what to say yet
That makes so much sense, I have never thought a lot about it but I believe you one hundred percent.
You should go first Oh thanks, I usually know what I'm talking about...
Are you sure you're not a brain surgeon or something? Wait, what are you studying? I forgot to ask and am totally wondering!
Um positive. I would throw up while operating and then it would get in their brain and they would die I'm studying public health! What about you?
Wow same so same, I couldn't handle it either. I can't touch someone else's brain, that's too weird.
That is so gross, thank you That's really disgusting
Oh fun! I'm studying Music Composition.
Oh wow are you really! That's fascinating! What do you want to do with that?
It is very disturbing to think about touching a human brain actually. I just can't even.
Who are tour favorite modern classical composers? *your?
Hey thanks! It's my childhood dream to get a degree in music composition. And I want to be a composer of course!
Yeah it's pretty gross, like it isn't meant to leave the skull that's why there is no way to open it so touching it is just wrong
Oh definitely Mozart. He is a musical prodigy pretty much. That is so true!
Oh wow! How did you get the childhood dream? And what kind of music do you want to write?
Good think neither of us aspire to be a brain surgeon because we are totally hating on their profession right now.
I regret to inform you that Mozart wasn't modern classical.
Thanks! I actually had a dream when I was six and I saw myself in the future sitting at a desk writing music.
Yeah that's true, and I think of less as "hating on their profession" and more as "having a natural human reaction to touching internal organs that were never meant to be acce
The future me got up from the desk, turned around and said "make sure you study music composition".
ssed" because we aren't meant to be in contact with the brain I would say That sounds so fake
Oh yeah he is not, sorry I thought you meant classical. I forgot the modern part.
How did you know that you were writing music, not writing a paper?
I think your right, let's stop talking about brains and surgeons because it is really weirding me out.
Okay Mozart technically was in the classical era but people luck out when they say Mozart was their favorite classical composers, like yes he wrote "classical" music but also
It's  not made up I promise. It really happened to me.
he literally wrote classical music because he wrote music during the classical era
Oh I see. Wow you're like an expert on this.
Haha okay we don't have to talk about brain surgeons! Good thing neither of us are going that direction! Okay but how did you know you were writing music?
Haha okay agreed! It would be terrible if one of us does I think! Okay good question, I don't actually know.
Yes I am an expert actually. My favorite baroque composer is Handel, my favorite classical composer is Mozart, my favorite romantic composer is Brahms, and my favorite
But I know that the future me did speak to me and tell me specifically what to study in college so it was an easy choice to make.
Impressionistic composer is Debussy. I really like his "Sunken Cathedral", it's fascinating. You should check it out sometime
Wow you have lost of favorites, I'm highly impressed. *lots Nothing is missing here I promsie.
How do you know you didn't mishear future you? And how did you know it was future you in the first place anyway?
I'm glad I have someone I can talk to about music and who just gets it. I'm positive I didn't mishear anything. I absolutely pinky promise that that's exactly what the future me was saying to me.
Yeah I like music! I also like Mahler, he's chill. I also like Mendelssohn. And Telemann. And Hayden. And Beethoven. And Strauss. And Stravinsky. I'm glad we can bend over music and obscure composers from different time periods as well. *bond And okay sure your story seems very likely. How supportive are your parents of your aspirations? How do you plan to support a family on a music composer's income? Asking for a friend.
Wow that is an incredibly detailed list of favorites, good job! I just like Mozart. My parents are both supportive actually. My dad is a music professor and things it's the best ever And I already have tons of money so I'm definitely not in it for the money. It's just purely for the experience and knowledge. I'm a very intellectual person I guess you could say. I believe that knowledge unlocks the gate to the future life.
That's good you have supportive parents, what all do they do? Why are they so supportive? What childhood factors contributed to that mindset?
They are supportive because they love me. That's the only reason they need. Oh and they love music.
Oh really, how did you acquired your current fortune? You weren't involved in any shady operations, were you?
And they love making sure I'm doing something productive and not just wasting my life on the beach in Cancun.
There are usually many different factors that contribute to parents supporting their children but love is rarely the only motivating factor
My great uncle sold a patent to General Electric in like 1973 and he gave everyone in the family like fifty million as a thank you gift.
How is writing music more productive than hanging out on a beach in Cancun? And what was he thanking you guys for, you didn't do anything. Also I'm pretty sure you weren't even alove in 1973 so why did you get any money?
It totally is Do you really not believe me!
I need more evidence of that if I'm ever going to believe you
Oh that is very valid, let me explain.
I can't wait to hear what you come up with
Which issue should I explain to you first? Do not presume that I make this up.
All of it. None of this is making sense. In fact, I believe you're lying to me about every you've told me so far. Everything you've told me so far is just so unbelievable that I do not believe you
Wait, I'm not lying to you. I promise.
Prove it
Please believe me.
Why should I?
Okay I will tell you about my wealth first. Then you shall believe me.
We will see
What more proof can I tell than a tale of so much wealth and prosperity? That we will.
I am all ears!
Wait I have a better idea. It just came to me.
Which is?
Well actually it was an idea that I had earlier today.
Okay?
We should have a joke contest. You know, like knock knock jokes and stuff!
No we were going to do the one day to relive remember?
We already did that remember? We chose the same thing. Now it's knock knock joke time!!
No we did not I distinctly remember that not happening
That is not true.
What did we choose that was the same thing for both of us?
Knock know joke time. *knock
What day would you relive and why?
Okay. Fine.
You said you were going to pick a good one and I can't wait to hear what you came up with!
I know what i would relive. I did come up with a good one.
And which one was that?
But then it's knock knock joke time okay?
Okay yes after that it is knock knock joke time
Okay deal. So ready for my answer?
Yep, super ready for your answer!
OKAY great! So I would relive tomorrow.
No Bye