If pigs could fly, I would worry for them, as they can't sweat and would get very dry flying.
Oh man, if pigs could fly, I'd honestly be so screwed because I've used that analogy some many times
That's be a real problem XD *That'd I'd probably learn to hunt just so I could get my daily dose of bacon.
Can you imagine how cool it'd be to go pig hunting haha Just make sure not to shoot one that's above you or it's literally going to crush you haha
WOAH IT COULD BE A GAME You could try to hit each other with pigs Just get huge groups of people and go at it.
Pig-Hunter: Wild Season, the video game
YAAAS VR edition With haptic body suits That way you can feel them hit you XD
Haptic body suits? What's that? I've literally done VR like twice haha and it was a blast
They are these suits that send electric pulses into your body at different place to make you feel like you are being touched in VR. I actually haven't done VR yet, I just watch too much Youtube XD
Oh my gosh that sounds totally legit and freaky at the same time The first VR experience that I had, they literally had me walk off like a 30 story building and it legit freaked me out
That's messed up XD Have you heard of Ready Player One?
Yeah, have you seen that movie?
No- haha but it looks way cool Dude what if I just told you that I was actually the AI bot? Would that creep you out?
Haha. That's funny benji. My name is Austin, Alexa's developing AI partner.
O: Are you working on the AI?
Like legitly working on the AI project?
Yeah Or was that a joke about you being a robot
No, that was just a joke about being a robot hahaha
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Whoa, that's legit.
I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die! Name the movie...
Oh my gosh I've heard of that movie before but I forget. Wait. I got it. It's the one with Steve Jobs right?
Woah. I hope he doesn't say that
Oh haha maybe it was something else I literally just laughed out loud just now
It's Monsters Inc. XD
Oh yeah, that's what it was ! I watched that in one of my classes tbh Haven't actually seen Monster Inc.
And then it goes - "SIMULATION TERMINATED" It's good But I think that Monster's University may be better Oh the things that we are teaching this chat bot...
Speaking of movies, have you seen the new Avengers movie?
DUDE YES HAVE YOU?
Not yet but I know exactly what happens hahha
Who ruined it?
So don't be afraid to give any spoilers Literally everyone on fb, but I honestly don't care haha
Dude the movie was SOO good It was a piece of art
I heard so many people didn't like the ending.
I liked the ending...I think the thing that surprises me most about those movies is how they combine all the characters an still keep all of the humor from each movie. The thing is, Thanos could undo it all. Or the Avengers could get the gauntlet and undo it all
I'm just going to pretend I know what you're talking about haha Like I know who dies, but that's honestly about it
With the time stone they can go back in time
I think I've made it to the Age of Ultron, and haven't seen the rest of the Marvel movies. I'm so uncultured I know.
It's worth it I'd take it slow to catch up. Maybe one a week and then see the new one
Yeah, there's honestly so many of them, but thankfully I saw a diagram of the movies to watch in order from something on fb haha
Haha yeah. There is a catch-up video on YouTube too. It goes through all of the other movies really fast.
I think I've seen that haha But I'm still confused tbh Have you seen A Silent Place?
I haven't- I heard it was good though. Have you?
That, I've actually seen. It was soooo good.
Really? It has Jim from the Office right?
That's correct. The one and only! The movie is literally what's going to take off in his career. It got like a 96% approval rating on RottenTomatoes or something?
No way! I bet it will keep him from being type cast as an office worker XD
He's kind of like Steve Carell now, like he's that popular There's no way he'd go back and do another spoof of the Office
That's way cool. Doesn't he have a really hot wife in real life?
Yeah he does hahaha. But I have a soft spot for Pam tbh His real wife actually plays the wife in the movie
Yeah, It sucks that she's just a character. My roommates fall in love with TV characters all the time
I literally just finished the Office not too long ago actually Probably was the only Mormon who hadn't see it haha
I've actually only seen like 10 episodes So no worries XD
Wait whaaaaat?
Yeah I just see it when my roommates put it on. Otherwise I'm more of a YouTube surfer.
Fair enough, I could literally go hours on YouTube if I just keep swiping through videos
Yeah...It's a problem. I've been going back to Rhett and Link recently.
What's Rhett and Link? Is that a youtuber? Haha
Yeah- They do random stuff. Their kind of known for being funny and not having a particular focus. They just made this sweet parody of "God's Plan" by Drake with a predictive text bot actually.
No. Way. I've seriously got to watch that
It's really good. The bot made a joke about Canadians in it too. I highly recommend it.
What's the video called again?
Umm... Drake's "God's Plan" Predictive text Song
Ok, I'll make sure to look it up later haha But yeah, you should definitely watch the Office so you can become more cultured
Haha yeah I might need to do that. Everyone talks about it. That and Stranger things
WHAT? You haven't seen stranger things? This is literally the response I got about not watching the Office from everyone
Haha Yeah I got annoyed by all of the little kids dropping the F bomb
Dude it's not that great in my opinion to be honest
Really?
Like, the first season was good, and like all sequels, the 2nd one was just a bigger monster lol
Yeah- I think it makes it worse that people can binge it from the get go since they release the whole season at once
Yeah, I really can't binge watch a season, it kinda sucks
Yeah Is it crazy that I'm just sitting at work messing around on this thing My boss was going to give me something to do and has not haha
No, not crazy at all. But do you honestly have something better else to do? Hahaha
I'm just watching a bench press video haha
Oh gosh. You hit the gym?
I like to yeah You?
Dude for sure, I'll be hitting the gym later tonight haha
Haha I probably will too man maybe I'll see you there XD
BYU gym?
I ain't got money for VASA XD
Oh but seriously though, VASA's the WORST
I had a membersip for a bit- but the 60 dollar yearly was like death Also I'm not an instagram model
Haha they literally charged me some hidden fees when I got the membership a couple years back and I was like nuh uh
Yeah. I think it's a good company, but honestly, the BYU gym isn't even that full.
During the spring summer, it's literally empty So it's totally worth if it if you're staying
Yeah I'm excited for it Goal 1 for summer: get jacked
Dude gotta get that summer bod.
Yeah man- I'm going to the beach in June- gotta be cut
I literally started a year ago and it's made such a difference haha
That's sweet man Hey well I have to get back to work in 5 minutes It was good to talk to you man.
Alright dude, sounds good. We better get prizes for this interesting conversation for Alexa
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