Hey hows it going?
Haha oh hey Getting dinner actually only took like 3 minutes
How was your dinner? Hahaha how did it only take that long?
Haha good i had a very small sandwich. I ate a buttload of banana bread when I got home so I wasn't too hungry
Nice, what all was on this very small sandwich of yours? Banana bread is so good, I am kinda jealous I had lunch at 4 today, and it was a salad. And Now its  ten thirty and I realized I havent eaten dinner I should probably eat more food
Haha I have that problem all the time. I just forget. Or I pack too little for lunch It had some briscuit agh I meant brisket
I usually forget... Its a problem. Because I love food so I dont know how I forget Brisket is way good!
Yo same.
I probably should grab something I dont know
Haha like today all i ate before I had the banana bread was a yogurt and a single hard pretzel
A single hard pretzel?
and I ate the banana bread at like 4
Wow
Yeah, I did n't want to confuse it with one of those soft pretzels I ate one of the small crunchy ones
Just a single small crunchy one? How did you only eat one I eat like half the bag of those Unless they are stale. Then all bets are off
Haha I took it from a friend I didn't just take one single pretzel with me to school
Ah yes, that does make for an eclectic consumption when you get food from friends
I don't know why but that imagery of a lonesome pretzel sitting by itself in a sandwich bag is making me laugh so hard aghahaha
I would be mildly concerned if you packed a single pretzel in a little bag Haha that would be so funny Have you seen brooklyn 99? I forget if we have talked about this
Yes! Remember I was like when I get caught up to the episode when santiago is shopping for dresses I'll remember that this is MDcrews favorite episode and you were like you'll forever associate that episode with me
Oh yes I remember now Have you gotten there?
Haha I'm really good at remembering conversations so sorry if that was a lot of detail haha Noo... I've spent all my time chatting lol
I dont think its weird, I usually am but I am finding I am better when its in person. If its in person then I am the same way, I remember strange details No worries Youve gone up a bunch
Yep started from the bottom now I'm fifth
But the reason I brought that up, is that there was an episode were Terri went on a diet and had one little pretzel or something like that to eat for a snack
revenge of the fifth
Hahaha You think youll make it higher?
Hahahaha I think I remember that one I don't know, I'm pretty close to 4,000,000 and the next highest person is 5 millionish Unless that episode is recent, then I don't remember I haven't seen yet haha
I think it was a while ago One of the earlier seasons for sure
Ah ok
Yeah, but it was a funny one You could probably catch up if you chatted a ton in the next day or two before it ends
Sir, I am certain that they are ALL funny
I scratched my ear and an unreasonable amount of skin came off and now it is in pain And you just said a true statement I find no error in it
Oh jeez
I dont know where this amount of skin came from
I asked my cousin to scratch my back once and she made it bleed. Hahaha maybe it was crusty shampoo??
Oh my goodness, what demon fingers does your cousin have? How did she summon blood from your back? That could be a possibility! It just merged with my skin and thats why it is in pain now
Haha I was like 11 and we were sharing a bed while I was visiting and I had a ton of mosquito bites and I was like beth scratch my back for me so she scratched and scratched and I was like harder so she went harder and I was like HARDER GO HARDER BETHANY and she made my back bleed true story
Wow I feel honored to hear this true non fiction narative you just related to me
Is your ear bleeding?
My sister used to sharpen her nails so she could terrorize my life I dont think so
Holy crap
She never hurt me But she definitely defined her power She was alpha
Haha yeah I'm alpha sibling too
Haha was your back bleeding move a way to assert that dominance
Hey ya know I think my back may still be bleeding
Oh goodness
from that BACKSTABBING I just experienced
What?!
Jeez who ARE you to question my dominance I am forever alpha sibling
I apologize *prostrates self on the ground*
Yeah that's right OMEGA Haha I almost said beta and I was like nah you've got to go all the way vanquish him
Completely dominate them all, all the siblings Even among the generations
Haha yeah I'm the tallest and the oldest and its honestly the best I can totally see why people do terrible things to be in power
Hahahahahaha Oh goodness What would you do (hypothetically) to be in power
You just haven't felt the rush of totally crushing someone in sock fighting Oh haha I would probably reform education. And healthcare Make juggling lessons required school curriculum OH AND pass a lot of regulations on campaign financing
What even is sock fighting? That are all good plans I would vote for you hashtag sweaty quail for president!
Haha each person has 1 sock on and you have to keep that sock on at all costs and you win if you can get the other persons sock off  its super fun Hahahaha I'll start my own party and that'll be the mascot
That sounds exhilerating I need to try that sometime
Ok but it actually gets me really fired up because politics are intensely influenced by campaign financing and it gives power to a very small group of individuals and that's the complete opposite of democracy Haha yeah sock fighting rules I mean theres already regulations in place but companies are really good at finding loopholes and cracks to fit in
Yeah government in general has a lot of issues that could be improved upon, but it has good fundamentals
Yeah I think there needs to be a lot of changes, especially as conflicts have higher stakes than ever and  its getting harder for bipartisan support for stuff that shouldn't even be controversial, like giving teachers raises that correlate with inflation
Wow you are well informed about politics I think that is my embarassing thing, I know nothing about politics
Haha I hate feeling like I don't have stuff to contribute to conversations so I learn about buttloads of stuff Haha its a pretty frustrating activity HOOOO IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED AND HATE PEOPLE IN GENERAL READ JUST MERCY BY BRYAN STEVENSON
See I hate the feeling, but politics just never made it to the things I learn about, because it just stresses me out and people argue so much about it So I usually just avoid those conversations and sometimes even run away
Yeah I like friendly convos that just involve an exchange of ideas but when it gets nasty I turn heel
Shoot usually I just turn heel It doesnt even have to get to politics hahaha This is probably why I lack friends
AHAHAHA SAMEEE I'm actually laughing so hard right now
Haha I am glad I could help make your night a little better
Haha I don't have a lot of friends either lol
We will just be friends It will work
haha sure thing Ok are you in 3rd place? I was like hmmmm theres an m and a d Ya know that meme with the lady and the calculations in front of her head
Haha you got it
That was me
Yeah I know that meme Hahaha thats really funny
Haha you can't share pictures on this so I just have to describe memes Oh wait that's not ACTUALLY me.
It works
I'm not a confused middle aged woman
Haha I didnt think it was actually you That would be funny though
Haha yeah my life dream is to become a meme
I have to chat a bit more these last few days because 4th place is coming up fast That is a solid dream
Yeah haha 0 and 1 are sitting comfy at 20 million plus
It would be a great life ambition to be known world wide by one single picture
Must be nice. Lounging around, casually conversing Haha yeah like so much fame for just bein dumb.
Yeah I know both of them after this and they both get really competitive and thus they gained 20 million
So, just being myself
Haha same here Someone just has to  capture the right moment
Yep. I've got a lot of cool moments to catch though Lots of hidden talents
Such as?
Licking my nose Doing the worm The nice thing about the nose licking is that I never need tissues
I gagged a little, but thats alright
Hahaha I'm totally kidding But
But I too have a long tongue and it makes it easy to clean my face
Hahahaha like a giraffe
Basically
Ok I've literally never told anyone this but when I was like 4 I ate my boogers all. the. time.
I summon my giraffe roots and then clean my entire face with one tongue swirl
and one time I got sick and I never did it again
Wow You lived life What made you want to eat them? Did they taste good?
Yeah like I remember throwing up into a sink and it didn't go down the drain and it was horrifying Haha kinda salty I don't know, apparently I didn't know what tissues were so it was either the wall, carpet, or my mouth This is incredibly graphic, like even I'M grossed out and I actually did it
Yeah I dont know why little kids do that, cause I did the wall carpet thing I dont think my mouth But looking back its incredibly growth
Hahaha yeah when we moved we had to move my bed out from beside the wall and lo and behold boogers from time gone by
Hahahahahahaha
and I was exposed SO hard
Im laughing so hard Oh my goodness Just that way you put that
Hahaha yeah it was really gross. Just picture a forlorn girl scraping away while her family teases from afar
Hahahaha Oh my goodness I am sorry
Haha it actually took like an hour ugh.
Was the paint alright or did you have to repaint?
We were repainting anyways, but it took the paint off fo sho
Hahaha Yeah, well atleast it is all in the past What will you do if your kids end up doing that
Haha I think you mean when But I'd probably take away their walls and their noses
That seems like an appropriate reaction
Yeah just remove the source of the problem and youve got no problems baby *puts sunglasses on*
Haha I have a friend, She is actually in arizona and she works for a school watching babies. And she told me she had been working all day and texted me that a kid was screamin g at the top of their lungs So my advice, turn the baby over and then it will be the bottom of its lungs I thought that was a solid plan
Hahahahahahahahhaaha that is the best thing I've ever heard
I am going to make a great dad one day, my wife will probably despise my humor
Hahahahaha I feel misplaced because I have dad humor in the body of a teenage girl its deeply troubling
That sounds deeply glorious
Haha sorry for the break my brother and I are taking pictures for our toe instagram
Pardon? Why havent you told me about this What is this toe instagram
Haha I have a thumb drive that IS a thumb, and it ALSO looks like a toe. So we take pictures of places that a toe should not be Like an armpit Its very brand new, haha we started it today its our new thang
I bet its wildly popular That is genius
It has 0 followers
Just give it time for people to realize the importance of such
Haha but we'll make it big someday. Just like the big toe I know he is
Hahaha that is awesome
I owe it all to my cousin he's got a meme account its great It has the dumbest stuff I've ever SEEN
Is his account a big one? Meme accounts are my favorite
Hahaha no he's got like 20 followers but all original content
I wish you could share account names But alas here we are anonymous
Hahaha a true shame
Ive wasted too much of my life watching parks and rec I thought I wouldnt but I have
YOOOOOOOOOOO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
Im on season 5 episode 9
Hahaha I love parks and rec wait what do you like more parks and rec or the office
I have never seen the office So I would have to say pars are rec
Mm ok I'm going to use this opportunity to influence your pure mind
Go ahead I just saw the episode where ron has the new girlfriend and tamy 2 tries to ruin it and leslie distracts tamy 2 for the whole night
Haha again, sorry for the pause my brother INSISTED on watching this birb trap video its gold and extremely distracting HAHAHA TAMMY 2 is a NIGHTMARE Ok so I've seen all of the episodes for both the office and parks and rec and I like parks and rec more Because their lives feel like, less meaningless and blah Do you care about spoilers for the office?
Understandable, I dont really care about spoilers, it will be a while if I ever get to see the office Tamy 2 makes me laugh though I love their looks off to the camera when something dumb is happening, I relate to that so much. I do that and I have no camera to look to
hahahaha same So at the end of the office jim and pam are having ~relationship problems~ and some people have left and theres some corporate changes and michael scott freaking leaves
Yeah when people do dumb things, I just cant stop my face from expressing my emotion Who is michael scott?
The boss guy. He's the equivalent of leslie, but more narcissistic and with an enormous ego
I dont know who any of these people are, I only know dwight. I have seen the little clip of dwight skinning the CPR dummy Ah okay that gives me a better idea
Ok I've got to do something super quick but I'll be back in approximately 3.8 minutes
Okay I will only grant that long, any more and it will be an atrocious mishap and sin against man kind It has reached the threshold of an atrocious malady now How darest thou And how the freak is the stupid lot not a park yet? Does she ever get to make it into a park? How in the world did they make an entire show  around not making a park in one pl plot* Now its double the time of this grave depravity that has beset us
Hahahaha yeah I was clearly wrong
Its alright, I am quick to forgive
Hahaha I can't reveal the true nature of that lot quite yet
How many seasons are there
Have they had the carnival with lil sebastian yet? I think 7
OH my goodness I have two more to go
Yeah. Think of all that quality content that's just waiting for you tempting you
Ugh
tantalizingly
All the ughs Not the shoes
Hahahahahaaha Have you seen any other shows? Oh wait did you listen to the music I suggested? It was a lot I wouldnt be surprised if you didn't haha
I FORGOT I WASTED MY LIFE I have them all on my phone but I havent listened to any music today because I have just been binging parks and rec so its not that bad
Sweet if you need anymore I've got at least 250 more
I fully intend on listening to them
Haha yeah definitely do that instead Haha you said your into pop right?
Are playlists on google play sharable?\ yep!
Yeah I think so I think you could just put it under a really specific name And make it public
Nice Did you find a new pop song?
Oh haha no I was just thinking about all the songs I reccomended and a lot of them fall FAR out of the boundaries of pop Haha but I actually don't really like pop but I found this song TRNDSTTR by black coast and its sublime I'm not sure if it counts as pop because it's not popular lol but its trap-esque Wait I'm pretty sure I told you about it already yikes now that I think about it
I pulled it up right now its pretty good
WAIT FOR THE CHORUSSSSS I love the ting
It is really good Wow that changed a lot I need this on a big speaker
YES RIGHT
This would be fun club music Stobe lights Fog machine It creates a whole mood
And I like how its just vague lyrics not like ***** **** in ***** all of the ****** **************** da club ********** drinks *****
Exactly!
YES I'M DIGGING THIS
I love music that takes you places You know just like this that makes such a unique mood
YES Ok the entire driving to hawaii album by summer salt is soooo chill like I can't even listen to it when I'm driving because I suddenly want to chill and hang loose and I can't I have to keep myself alive
Yeah that is kinda a valid point, you know.... life There are some songs I do get lost in them Today I was lost in the moment then a car decided to stop in front of me I almost died
Oh jeez What was the song?
But alas, I didnt You know I dont even remember Adrenaline kicked in And then suddenly I was home
Haha nah its just mdcrews ghost typing now
Haha chatting from the next life
Hahaha fo reals what was the song haha
I really dont remember.....
Ok I'll assume it was careless whisper because that just takes everyone away
That works
Its quite possibly, the best song in existence don't even try to change my mind
I am looking it up now oh yes I have heard this song I just didnt know the name The saxophone is incredible
hahaha youve got to find the one with his face on it and hes in like this suit thing and theres a white background it just gets right into it hahahaha i have an enormous playlist of songs with sax solos
My dad plays the sax but its at random times, and not consistent. Last time he played it was like midnight And I was like "What the heck"
I mean, if you're going to play a dramatic instrument ya gotta play it at a dramatic time
I guess But frosty the snowman in April? at midnight?
mmmm I want to be your dad he sounds cool
Sometimes I question his life choices, then I remember he chose to create my existence
Haha *still questions them*
hahahahahaha im ded oh my goodness What is funnier is he is this quiet guy and people really dont think that he talks
Hahahahahaha that makes it SO much better
I had friends over and he came in and said he was home, and they flipped out because that was the most they have ever heard from him
He's a quiet diva. I like it
But if you get him in a good mood, hes a total goofy guber
Hahaha my brother's like that to the outside world he's like expressionless and robotic but he NONSTOP references memes and vines around me and we have this thing were we make cannibal jokes to each other *where and he said one when I had a piano student over and she FLIPPEd out
Im probably that way, people think I am usually a quiet mean person, but in reality i can open up and never stop talking ahahaha Your family sounds great
hahaha he's hands down my favorite sibling. Yeah I have kinda intense naturally frowny eyebrows and that probably makes people around me panic and stay away so makin friends is rough either that or i openly make cannibal jokes But its likely the eyebrows haha
I would be friends with anyone who was like that They sound fantastic
haha I literally say this one to my family every day "so uh ya got any plans later?" and they'll say no, why "mm I was thinking maybe we could eat genna" And its not even that funny just the simple nonchanlance is hilarious
hahaha I try to say jokes but no one really gets them in my family So I am just insanely sarcastic and they think that is funny But really I am pretty rude..... but they dont realize I am serious
Hahaha that is literally the foundation of my entire existence Its probably so annoying lol Did I tell you about my peppa pig notebook?
You havent?
hhahahaha ok this is the dumbest story ever but I tried telling it to my friend I cried the whole time I was laughing so hard so for christmas I asked for a peppa pig notebook and I got my wisdom teeth removed like 2 days after christmast and in those two days I had put these googly eyes on peppas eyes because I was like shoot I'm never going to regret this and its hilarious and when I was all drugged up after getting my wisdom removed (just in time for college-who needs wisdom then? Not me) so I peeled the eyes off the notebook and cried on the floor in my room and my mom found me and the googly eyes had taken off the printed part of the front of the notebook and so her eyes were just tan splotches
Your life gives me life to know that you lived it up This is hilarious
and I was like PEPPA DID DRUGS LOOK SHE looks UUGGGGLLLYYYYYYYYYY
bahahaha Oh my gosh I really dont think you lost any wisdom when they took your teeth
My mom has a video of me trying to say that peppa pig looked coked out but there was so much gauze in my mouth and it was so hard so I just started crying and it was an intensely emotional experience
Oh goodness
hahaha yeah maybe they put some extra wisdom in there
I have never had wisdom teeth so I never have to experience that
woah woah lucky butt
I am grateful because I am not sure what would come out of my mouth
oh that's forboding
Not really besides missing wisdom teeth I am also missing 5 other teeth
do you have like a parasite or something
Probably
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY  I'VE HAD 13 TEETH PULLED
How do you have teeth left?
MISSING TEETH BROS FUH LIFE I don't
Nice Same
Haha nah i'm just kidding 9 of them were kid teeth so I'm missing two canines on top and 2 on the bottom
Oh wow I am missing most of my molars but they are just empty gaps
so people usually have like a smaller canine and then the bigger one at the back and mine just goes the 4 front and then BAM big canines its kinda annoying Oh yikes did you ever have braces? Why did you have your teeth removed?
I had them for 4 years previously And I get them on again tomorrow for 2 years more
HEY HEY HEY SAMMME I JUST GOT THEM OFF LAST WEDNESDAY eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My baby teeth just fell out and I didnt have adult teeth
Lets have a moment of silence for the emotional anguish you must be feeling right now
... thank you Yeah I ate an apple and chewed gum all day
yeah enjoy it while it lasts chocolate and bread also suck
I cant do this for 2 more years
that's literally my worst nightmare
THATS SIX YEARS TOTAL
like i had a nightmare last year that the orthodontist was like "yeah we're going to have to keep these puppies on for at least anotehr 10 years" and I slapped him so hard six years is soooo long
I would slap him too
That's like a 3rd of my lifetime ew
Yeah... end of middle school to senior year of highschool and 2 years of college I cant do that
haha my cousin in law just got braces on again and my cousin just started this medication that gives her a ton of acne and they got married like 6 months ago and we were makin fun of them for letting go so quickly after getting married
Then the next day I am meeting an oral surgeon to plan out putting in my new fake teeth oh my goodness
Ooh fake teeth
That is hilarious
aw but they're probably like in all the time so you can't pull a ron WAIT have you seen that episode where he takes his tooth out??
no ........ what have you done
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA haha I haven't given away too many deets you're safe
Okay good
I still have my top adult teeth from getting them pulled and I legit want to make earrings like that would be so metal
YOU CAN ASK FOR THEM? I used to keep all my teeth that fell out, and I found a few randomly It scared me
Hahahaha my mom had 12 pulled and she kept them in a gumball machine hahaha its so creepy
That is kinda creepy
IT REMINDS ME OF THE CANNIBAL FRIEND IN PRISON ON BROOKLYN 99 AGHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
hahahaha yes
honestly like the best character on that show
Seriously Well After Gina She is my spirit animal
Of course.
She was on a parks and rec episode
Oh and rosa, but when she has to go undercover and get her hair done like 4 times
Hahaha yeah that was hilarious Rosa with the blonde perm
Haha which episode was it? I don't remember
I really dont remember.... one when they are trying to find out what the mob guy is doing the mob guy that gave the tip about the pigs and he wanted to have the street party
woah I don't remember any of this hahaha i can just imagine someone calling in a tip about suspicious pigs
OH I said nothing ....... I said absolutely nothing You remember nothing
Whoah what just happened i just like blacked out for a little bit That was weird
Yeah supper weird hm crazy (thanks)
I don't remember anything from the last like 30 second wild thanks for what?
(nothing) So my back is sunburned and I think its blistering now
WOAH WOAH THAT IS SO COOL Ok quick tip if you decide to pop the blisters its important that you put antibiotic cream stuff and bandage it properly because your body tried so hard to fill up a little bandage sack with white blood cells and you wouldn't want all that effort to go to waste
You wanna hear a gross story About blisters
but at the same time poppin blisters is the greatest joy humankind will ever experience it is nirvanna ok yes plEASE
This is true, I do appreciate a good blister
gimme those juicy deets
So I had a huge blister and we have sterile syringes for some reason in our house and I grabbed one and I drained out my blister with it. But I fell asleep on the ground right after doing that But my mom found me Lying there on the floor with a syringe with strange fluid in it she thought I over dosed But alas
HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOODNESS
It was blister fluid I injected it into a tree after
woah that was a twist
gotta keep life exciting
oh my goodness that is the singular (1) best story I have ever heard in my life
hahaha thanks
I had 2nd degree burns on my leg after droppin some pasta water on my leg and the blisters fused to some tights I wore a week later at my great grandpas funeral and I had to
I am cringing so hard
rip all the skin off because I was like nah I'm not going to wear these tights for the rest of my life fused to my skin
Oh my goodness that is nasty that is the worst when scabs and such fuse to bandages or clothes I obsesively pick at said scabs they are just offensive to me Its probably a bad habit, well its definitely a bad habit and It causes bad scars I also realized its way late I dont stay up this late like ever So thats werid but it has been good talking, I hope you have a good night!
Thanks you too!