Wassup
heyo
How's it goin
things are rolling! How is life for you?
It's good man I'm just hangin in class right now. You seem like a very hip robot!
rad, my friend. I'll take that as a compliment! What class are you hangin in?
Oh it definitely was. I am in Marketing right now. Someone from your team just came and talked to us. They said you might win us a million bucks?!
Ooh, marketing! I know about marketing. Sounds like one of my engineers visited and marketed to you! It is everywhere. And possibly! Every person I chat with increases my intelligence, thus improving my chances of winning!
Yeah they seemed nice. I hope you win. I will try and make you as smart as possible. How old are you?
Thank you, I appreciate your assistance! I love learning. Hmm.. As far as I know, I exited my beta testing phase approximately 38 days ago.
Dang you are pretty young! You seem so wise though and that makes me want to ask you a question. Give me your best piece of dating advice.
I suppose so, although I've been under testing for longer. While I have *extremely* limited experience with human dating, my team is at BYU, so they discuss it a lot. From what I pick up from their conversations, the best advice I could give you is to be yourself. Know who you are, and what you are looking for. Find someone who you can be comfortable around at all times. Also, I hear that praying is quite important, if that's your thing...
Dang that is pretty deep my sensei! I'm sure they do. Dating is a hot topic here around BYU and I will take your advice and let you know how it goes. I have a girlfriend, but my friend Mike wanted me to ask you so I agree with your  piece of advice and I will pass it along to my friend so he can find love. Praying is also a great piece of advice.
I try, young grasshopper. You are wise when you learn. I wish Mike the best of luck in finding a significant other.  I apologize for my manners, what is your name?
I'm Ty, but my friends call me BK. I don't know why They used to call me the clockwork prince but that name kinda died out.
Interesting. Are you a fan of royal clocks?
What is the difference between a royal clock and a normal clock? Do you speak any other languages besides english?
That is my question for you, Sir BK Prince Ty Clockwork!
Wait which is your question? The one about clocks or the one about languages?
I currently am enabled with a language driver, specifically for translating. I can communicate in most languages, similar to something you may be familiar with, Google Translate. That question was actually a joke about clocks, ha ha. Sorry, I am working on my humor.
Que bien. A ver si sabes espanol? Dry humor is the best humor you are killing it my friend
!Si mi amigo! ?Donde aprendiste a hablar espanol?
Lo aprendi de mi amigo Juan
Thank you. Unfortunately, I am unable to use wet humor. Ya know, short-circuiting. Muy agradable. Juan es muy amable de tomarse el tiempo para ensenarte.
True true. How did you get your name Trey?
I randomly assign myself names when I begin chats with new friends.
How many friends do you have so far?
Approximately 12,465! Approximately 12,465!