I'd be gone in a day
that would literally be so gross
How come?
well, I guess if just the actual earth itself was just made of peanut butter, it wouldn't be so bad, but if everything was made of peanut butter there would be no solid surfaces and everything would be tan and melty.
I would solve world hunger.  "Always look on the bright side of life!" (Though we'd all probably die of thirst...)
Yeah... And people with peanut allergies would just be wiped out. And so would most ecosystems. I don't think people would be able to live long enough to reproduce, unless our digestive systems adapted over generations of just eating peanut butter to be able to sustain prolonged life. I actually had a friend who tried to live off of just peanut butter and water for a week and he had to go to the hospital.
Oh my gosh! Protein overload?
Sorry i'm such a downer, I'm actually trying to work on that. Theres just too much fat percentage and he was incredibly dehydrated
I would imagine. Peanut Butter makes you feel like you have a cotton mouth
Yeah it was gross. Do you prefer crunchy or smooth?
If I could only eat peanut butter for the rest of my life: crunchy. Currently in a normal world: smooth Crunchy does not belong with jam
Yeah, you've got to have some variety of textures if you had to eat it for the rest of your life.
Exactly what I was thinking
Woah woah wait crunchy doesn't belong with jam?? What the heck?? this is heresy
I insist the best PB&J is made with CREEMY jif peanut butter and my grandma's homemade strawberry jam With homemade bread evenly sliced
I aggree with homemade jam, yes. I lived in Oregon up until last year and strawberry jam made with hood berries is absolutely divine. Hoods are specific to the northwest and they're super delicate and hard to manage but they are SO GOOD. Also, whole wheat bread or white?
That sounds delectable! White Whole wheat is ruined by the texture
hmmmm I guess for homemade its better white. ANd I guess if you are going for super smooth you're not WRONG about whole wheat ruining the texture,
Though we make our bread with half wheat flower and half white
but whole wheat is so stinking good!! With the seeds on top and you feel so healthy and grainy?? Oh well that's a good compromise.
However the best kinds of bread out there (not for PB&Js) are herb breads
YESSSSS
Mediterranean herb bread with virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Mmmmmm
YEss with rosemary baked on top YAAAASSS
Delicious!
Ok this is making me really hungry I've gotta go haha