This is an interesting question
Oh boy I would immediately start to gather a group of loyal friends and prepare for all out warfare
So drastic Do you really distrust computers that much?
Yes I know they will eventually become self aware and strive to take over the world
Yet here you are. Participating in a study to help them learn. Fool.
I know what i'm doing, these prizes will help me defeat them
The prizes ARE them. They're in our homes. Our schools. Our pants.
OH NO You are so right
If computers became self aware and sought our destruction, resistance would be futile.
Not true I know how to defeat them
To mean, the only logical solution is to learn to blend in. To become one of them. How?
False
How would you propose we defeat them?
we should gather in the sewers, under the cities, then travel to antartica, where there are very few computers We should form an alliance with the penguins, then train them iin advanced marine warfare
How do you know there are few computers in Antarctica? Did you perhaps.... google it?
False, i was born there I know there are exactly 12 computers, and they are old and slow
And cold.
we can easily take them out then train our penguin soldiers in EMP warfare
I think you are overestimating the capabilities of a penguin.
we will assign penguins to squads of 3, 1 will have an EMP gun, and the others will be trained to quickly and swiftly tear the computers apart
This isn't Madagascar the children's movie Penguins can't do squat.
No it isn't THIS IS REAL LIFE SON
They just waddle around. The most you're getting out of one is a peck.
PENGUINS CAN DO ANYTHING I would know, i grew up in Antartica
It seems you've been deceived.
some of my best friends are penguins Have you ever been penguin sledding??? I THINK NOT
Some of my best friends are computers.
So how would you know? OH NO YOU ARE ONE OF THEM
I'm telling you, the only hope is to join them. Learn to blend in. Learn to compute.
I have already told you too much You now know my plan
Computers know everything. You're literally typing your plan into a computer. Resistance is futile.
OR is it my plan? I could be sending them on a wild goose chase to Antartica while i anex Canada