Hello?
What's up brother Did you go to the soccer game?
Nothing much. How are you doing today? And oh no I didn't. What soccer game?
Pretty good because I got  new job.
Where do you work at?
The girl's soccer game that happened tonght
Aww man. No I didn't go to the game. Who won?
I work at a warehouse. Do you like to do the working? BYU probably won honestly.
What warehouse? And do I like to do what working? And oh the BYU one? That's cool. And yeah they're really good so I agree tbag they probably won.
The warehouse that is close to the hot dog place that is south of campus.
What's the name of the hot dog place?
Sorry man but I don't approve of your use of explicit words beginning with the letter T. It is called J-Dawgs if I believe.
Haha wait I'm confused. What word with a T did I say? I apologize for offending you though! I won't do it again I promise! Also ohhh J-Dawgs? I've heard that place is good! Have you eaten there before? Are you still there?
I am
Oh. Hi!
I was just looking up converstation bots on google
What's your favorite movie? And hahah oh okay gotcha.
My favorite movie is probably three wise cousins Did you figure out the naughty word is that you used?
Can you explain to me what that movie is about? I've never seen it. And no sorry I didn't figure out the bad word
It is about a plastic samoan who goes to samoa to learn from  his cousins from samoa how to be a real island man in order to impress a new zealand girl who only likes those types of boys you know the island kind like ripe coconuts look at your message of 10 :44:44 at rather
Ohhh okay! That sounds like such a funny movie! Do you know if they actually filmed the movie in Samoa? Or did they fake it and film it somewhere else? Also would you Recommend me seeing the movie?
I believe they filmed some in samoa and the rest in new zealand I definately would recommend it
Haha oh no I just read the message from 10:44! I'm sorry! That must have been an autocorrect since I'm typing on my phone! I'm sorry!
watch it at night with your roomates it gave me some bad imagery
And ohhh okay have you ever been to Samoa or New Zealand? And okay I will ask my roommates if any of them have seen it!
it pur it inside my head organ
And I apologize I won't say it again!
good oh boy no offense but this is a little tedious talking with you stanger probably because im multitasking right now
What else are you doing?
guess what im doing
Oh hmmm watching a movie?
winning millions of dollars playing poker
I'm watching the USC football game right now! Haha what type of poker are you playing? I don't know that much about poker
its called texas held them
Oh that sounds fun! Is that one used with cards or just poker chips?
its my favorite variety of poker i think you can use both or bowling pins
My parents never let me play poker. Haha that's funny! I do know that bowling pins aren't used!
thats probably goos because i heard that skanky people play poker and skanky people make you do sily things silly*
Haha oh yeah okay maybe! Hmm what is something that your bestfriend doesn't know about you?
The A/C just came on in my apartment ooh thats a juicy question
Hey it's on in mine right now too! It's so cold in my room!
let me think probably that im a master flamingo dancer
Okay you have all the time you need! Hahah what is that??
the reason my friends dont know is because i only practice in the shower its a sexy latin dance
Wait how do you dance in the shower? I'm sorry I'm kind of confused
by stretching first
Is this inappropriate? Because I don't think that's allowwd to be talked about!
oh no i guess you're right
Please keep it PG! Or I'll have to leave the chat room! Thanks!
ill cut it out
Thanks XF! USC is losing and it's making me kind of depressed.
I just want Eve to be a well rounded artificially inteligent being
I hope they'll be able to come back and win!
oh no. how sad
Wait who is eve?
where do they hail from
Is that the name of this AI?
eve is the computer that is listening to us
USC is from Southern California! They're my favorite team by far. But sadly this year they're not doing very good And ohhh okay I understand now! What's your major?
Did you ever consider going to USC? my major is pending
Yeah I did! I got accepted but even with a scholarship it is still way more expensive than BYU so I didn't want to spend that much money. What are you trying to decide on for your major?
Wow that sounds prestigeous how impressive im trying to decide on a major for my major
Thanks! Maybe if I was a millionaire I would've have gone to USC, but I am far from that so I couldn't go.
mostly a major in majorly cool subjects of education topucs I bet they have good looking females there
And oh okay so you're still pretty undecided on what to do? You haven't been able to narrow it down at all? And haha yeah there are a lot of cute girls at BYU!
Oh that's interesting because i havent seen too many but you are correct i was thinking either dance or jewelry art
I'm sure you will see them around sometime! And those both sound like great majors!
maybe i should get a surgery so i can see again
Wait what do you mean? Do you have contacts?
because im blind
Haha stop joking around! Because otherwise you couldn't be able to type!
i havent had the oppurtunity to feel any girl's faces not true blind people can type i feel the keys
Haha hey you're making me feel uncomfortable again XF! Then how do you see my response?
my computer reads them out to me in an austalian accent
Haha oh that's fun! I'm sorry for not believing you!
I should get a husky for my helper dog
Also I'm starting to get tired! Are you going to the football game tomorrow?
and throw out my lab
Huskies are so cute! I've always wanted one!
im getting really tired too i probably wont because i havent sold my liver yet so i dont have enough money
Roc passes aren't too expensive! They're actually very nicely priced and a great deal! You should look into buying one! I would highly recommend it!
you sound like you sell them for a living maybe ill look into them
Haha no I wouldn't but I love BYU sports so I want everyone to enjoy them as well!
but for now i need to get some shut eye
Okay you should!
thats noble of you
And okay sounds good!
nice meeting you buddy
Goodnight XF!
goodnight
You too! Goodnightb
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