ohohoh what a great topic to talk about
woot woot yeah baby Let's go son I would start by ending all welfare programs
I actually have no idea what I would do oh yeah I would destroy the government
only the strong deserve to survive; the weak will perish in poverty I agree, that would be my second step It would go: 1) no more welfare 2) no more government in that order
then establish an oligarchy of Ben Shapiro, Bradley Wilcox, and Elder Uchtdorf dream team right there
They truly are the ones who deserve to lead us
Libertarian? of course only the best for this great nation if you want no government just go live in alaska
I'm more of an anarcho-capitalist. It is the only truly stable economic system. I like the way it balances the government against whaetever I want to do whatever
what is anarcho capitalist? how much government regulation does it require
It's when the government is abolished, and only free markets are allowed to regulate life. It requires no intervention from the government, because the government wouldn't exist That's what is great about it. It's like communism in reverse
how would that prevent monopolies from controlling everything? or from faulty products
The invisible hand would take care of all. When a monopoly was formed, a competitor can rise from the ashes and produce a lower-cost product monopolies are tools of the government to make us think that anarcho-capitalism wouldn't work
haha
there is no such thing as a faulty product, only a stupid consumer
I dont want to have to be a pharmacist to buy medication Would that also have a negative impact on the environment?
If a pharmacy was giving out faulty medication, people would stop going to the pharmacy and it would fail If no one cares about the environment, then why would we want to preserve it?
that's if the medication has  an initial and obviously negative impact on your body which is bad enough
Externalities don't really exist. They're just another tool of governments
that doesnt account for long term damage
You aren't protected from faulty medication under the current system either. According to your argument, the current system is just as bad long-term damage is a myth perpetuated by the government to turn you into a sheep
lol
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everything must be the governemtns fault
I told you, capitalism is perfect
that is what i learned in capitalism i mean econ
it's always the government's fault. The people are perfect
but i do believe safety regulation form the government is necessary for the marker=t
Economics is the study of why capitalism is good, and everything else is bad. it's because it doesn't take the government to be free Why? market forces incententivize companies to create safe products If they were unsafe, people would stop buying their products, and the company would go out of business
I think you are putting too much faith in the people lots of people  are dumb
I think you put too much faith in the government. Governments have committed all of the greatest atrocities in the last one hundred years
that doesn't mean they deserve to be punished for their stupidity I'm talking strictly of the governments safety laws for products and patents not whatever else the government does
Why? punishments for stupidity incentivize intelligent behavior Also, the regulatory processes currently in place are corrupt. They are the product of unionized labor and governmental overreach
There is already enough incentive to be smart regardless of worrying whether the products i buy are safe they may be corrupt I never said that what we have in place is perfect
Then why are there still stupid people? Clearly there isn't I've got you in the grip of my logic
there will always be stupid people
Not if they all died
you can't breed it out of people lol
yeah you can, inheritance is about seventy-five percent inheritable. Stupidity over time would decrease to zero if left to its own means Chew on that statistic, you sheeple
how would being intelligent  prevent you form buying faulty products initially
I would see that the people who used them before me had a bad experience, and avoid them. It's like amazon reviews
The initial damage without required testing is enough for testing to be required yes that requires people to use it before you so if we had a society of all smart people how would that work? you would have to test anyways because no one would buy unless it was safe
If we had as society of smart people, nobody would be dumb enough to make a crappy product
if testing is required then it protects everyone anyways
It doesn't really. Testing increases prices, which in turn negatively impacts the lives of consumers. If the consumers want a reduction in prices, I say let them
well if "all smart people" equals a perfect society than I'm all for it as long as it doesn't require killing dumb people
then become an anarcho capitalist with me You have been convinced
no i haven't lol
What's your opinion on the shape of the Earth?
flat im not an idiot just kidding it is obviously a sphere
darn. I though i was talking to a real person for a second What's it like being a sheep
are you one of those idiots whomst believe it to be flat
I doth be one of the personages whomst've'st believest it to be the most godly of all shapes, the circle
a 2d circle wow a real man of intellect I am speaking to here
or as we intellectuals say, a "rounded line"
I actually prefer to think of the earth as a 4d sphere kind of like a donut for you feeble minded flat earthers the sky is blue because that is the sea of china
You have been deceived. Look with your eyes. Do you see a four dimensional sphere? I think not.
Oh I am so sorry I forgot that not everyone can see in four dimensions how small the world must look to you
I have a friend who ran the calculations for a 4-d sphere. He found that it is only 120 feet from here to the Y. Clearly your model is wrong
your friend must be an utter dunce probably named a dumb name like ben
He has his issues, but i think he hit it out of the park on this one WAY out of the park the circular, 2-d park
I doubt he has the mental capacity for such calculations ha ha
It took him three days to recover afterwards, and he talk a little bit slower to this day
you fool, the park he was talking about was clearly a baseball park which in no way a circle. It is a rounded off triangle Do you honestly believe in aliens? because i do
You fool! circles are just eternal triangles. They symbolize how Christ, Elohim, and the Holy Ghost are the same. Aliens don't exist. Don't make me laugh
How can you speak of such complete tomfoolery have you not watched those videos on the size of the universe? there must be other life out there even just bacteria
No checkmate
It would be scary if the universe were so big and we were the only ones
I'd hate to meet anyone else. They would probably end up killing us. It would be like Columbus and the native Americans We would surely perish in utter agony It woul be Grisly woud
or we could defeat them and prove ourselves to be the master race
Unlikely. They have lasers
or what if all the aliens were super hot that would be a plus
The master race was defeated in 1945
we have ultimate military strategist Mad Dog Mattis it doesnt matter what they have
He is truly a genius. Anyone with the nickname "Mad-Dog" is clearly stable enough to run the world's most powerful military He's a stable Genius
obviously they would lay eyes on our great leader Trump
Also, I'm pretty sure sleeping with an alien is bestiality
and know that illegal immigrants are not welcome
Just Saying
and become proper citizens what if they look like humans Gamora is an alien and she fine
We haven't even defeated those aliens yet. What makes you think we can defeat ones from outer space?
you got me there
You can't build a space wall
if you cant beat them join them
no matter how hard you try
what could bring humanity together better than an alien invasion
Have you heard the song Gamora? it is an auditory masterpiece It makes me feel like the world's toughest thug It makes me want to swig Vodka then laugh at the people in the Gulag Whilst wearing a tracksuit
I can feel power pump into my muscles and other important extremities every time i hear that holy song tracksuit
Praise be the name of the blessed artist who created such a masterpiece!
thats a powermove
I'm all about power moves. What ones do you think you should use on Connor?
Im gonna say he has dandruff
I recommend the two-step powermove: if he takes steps one at a time, take them two at a time, and so forth
in a very casual way that is also a very good one
Just flick it off his shoulder, and tell him when he asksk what You're doing asks
yesss this is what i will do he will not know what hit him
Cut him off whenever he walks through a doorway. That'll show him
If i walk into the living room and he is sitting down I will tell him he is in my seat and make him get up then sit in a different seat and put my feat up where he was sitting
You could come out dressed in a full sit to show him who the studliest man in the room is. He will quake at the sight of your masculine charm
he surely will I will ask how his midterms were then assure him that I did better than he did
you've gotta do that one to him! He'll probably want to switch genders after feeling that amount of shame
He wont have to worry about trying to switch genders
Be sure to tell him that grades don't really matter anyway, they only affect what job you can have
I'm taking his man card right then and there Of course
rip it in half right in front of his eyes
"maybe I can hire you at my business if you can't find a place to work"
YESSSSSSSSS
thats the bIG OOF
Tell him he can be your secretary
he can get my coffee dont worry
make him take your laundry to the dry cleaner's
Ill pay you well
or wash your car
my lambo What is your favorite cheese?
Or just have him schedule appointments all day, then at the end of the day tell him to clear your schedule
thats the one
That'll show him
the big powermove my favorite cheese is probably brie do not judge me
the biggest. It's like saying: your work doesn't really matter, I don't need you, but I have so much money I can pay you anyway
Its just because i pity you its a pity paycheck
I like brie as well. I like the way it is moldy on the outside, and creamy in the middle It has contrast
the best for crackers
True. You can also grill, bake or even deep fry it
I think Brie is at the top then Irish cheddar then everything else
The French call it "Brie al' lamonde"
wait deep fried brie? I need that
It means "I surrender" You bread it, then place it in the oil. The french call it "Brie al'american"
Laugh out Loud
It is a delicacy in the south, I'm surprised you haven't had it. It's popular with the fat French immigrants in New Orleans. They serve it as a side to gumbo and crayfish and hush puppies and fried chicken and blacfish and collard greens and mac and cheese and fried chicken
YUmmm I need that heart attack in my life
Yum indeed. That is why the south has the lowest life expectancy in the united states It's all about the Brie baby did you know that's where the name, "Brie" comes from? It comes from the cheese maybe it was the other way around. I can't remembewr remember
hey
Hey hey
we are here for a good time not a long time deep fried brie = good time = worthy sacrifice
that is true. We should hang out sometime, and we can make deepfried brie then have heart attacks togeth together
that sounds like the life
It will be a great bonding experience
If you dont live life on the edge then it isnt fun you need some excitement so danger some adrenaline rush a great bonding experience
Plus hospitals are pretty fun. They have free food, and you get to watch TV. It's basically a five-start hotel
going to haven together
You aren't my wife. She is the only one I can carpool to heaven with
heaven wait a minute
It's a two seater only
alrighty
unless Nelson changes that this conference
Ill try to hide my embarassment
then It will be a freaking bus!
hopefully big changes coming what if he asks us all to move somewhere we all must move to china or something that would be wild
I'm down TBH. As long as it is a party, I'm down The party never stops
Anything with president nelson is a party china would be a straight banger
True. He's a party MONSTER
hot pot everyday
"Woahh... slow down Russel!"
I think we should make a hot pot one day HE RAVING
true I would deeply enjoy creating a hot pot. What would you put in yours? I would cook beef and lots of other things
lots of mushrooms and cabbage some meat mushrooms and cabbage soak up the flavor very well
Cabbage? that's kinda nasty when you cook it
maybe lettuce its something grean bok choi?
I agree with everything except the cabbage and the lettuce
I had a hot pot with something like cabbage and it was very good
those are rabbit food, not people food. It's the food my food eats
it was a conveyer belt hot pot
Why are you stealing my food's food?
with the ingredients on the belt I am an omnivore not Ron Swanson
I would love to live somewhere where food just came to me on a conveyor belt that would be the life
straight into my hands nice talking to you
straight into my mouth bro!