Hello there!
hey! how is the wizarding world treating you?
Oh, you know, you know. Just business. Keeping the students busy with there classes. :) How's the... normal world?
still waiting on my acceptance letter:/ the muggle world is so.... ordinary
Indeed. There's got to be something we can do to fix that! I'm sure you can think of something positive about muggles!
oh for sure for sure. Muggles are great. Just wishin i could ride a broom ya know
Truly. However, it is not very good broom-riding weather at the moment. Best to stick with those muggle machines.
preach my friend. A little gloomy today too bad brooms don't have windshields and leatherseats ya know
We're working on it. If we needed help, would you be the right person to design it?
oh absolutely. just swing by on your broom and pick me up.  Maybe i could  teach a semester at hogwarts? I was thinking maybe.... muggle relations? or muggle history 101 albus? are you still there? im sorry i was too ambitious.
Haha, yeah! I think we actually have an opening in muggle history 101! We keep losing our teachers to the dark side...
NO.  Not.... he who shall not be named...... albus. It has truly been a pleasure my friend. I will have an owl fly you my resume and i hope to receive a letter soon. In the mean time, i heard a rumor Draco might try to kill you soon so just be aware of your surroundings. Peace brotha