Hey there! So I've actually answered this prompt a couple times now, is there anything else you'd like to talk about?
Definitely! Ok, you are stuck in an haunted house and it's the full moon on October 31st five minutes before midnight. What do you do!
Haha this is great! Ok a few clarifying questions: First, what is haunting the house?
You aren't sure yet! What you do know, though, is that there is a skeleton right behind you.
Oh dang, okay! Well, I would run to the evil science lab in the basement and see what I could find there to protect myself. You think that would work?
That's a great idea! Skeletons hate labs. They often get hung up there for students to inspect and memorize. Unfortunately, that means there is a skeleton in there already.
Wow, this is harder than I thought it would be. So you're saying that I'm now stuck in a lab full of angry skeletons?
Oh gosh no. That would be horrible. There is just two very angry skeletons.
Oh only two huh? Well no worries then! Just reason with them and show them that they're mad at each other, then escape while they're distracted to the kitchen!
Very clever! That was a great idea until you got to the kitchen. Turns out the house doesn't actually have a kitchen. You just hit a wall really hard with your head escaping.
That's preposterous! What house doesn't have a kitchen?
The haunted kind. That's why it's been empty for so long.
Yikes. Well in that case, I would probably do my best to avoid hitting the wall for a second time as I make my way to the patio outside in the backyard.
Fatal mistake. They always get you in the backyard, would you like to reconsider?
See but that's why I want to go there. Anything outside must be much more manageable than whatever is still inside. But if you insist, I would head for the nearest bathroom. You never know when the next opportunity to go to the bathroom may come in a situation like this.
Good plan! Turns out you're completely safe in the bathroom and it is clean and well kept.
Oh wow, didn't see that coming. Well then, from this safe haven I will start digging a tunnel outside to my freedom.
There is a crypt directly below you that you fall into. Man, I definitely didn't see that coming.
Alack, how did you not see that coming? Aren't you in control of the story? What seems to haunt this crypt?
Of course not, I'm just the narrator that comments on your misfortunes. As for what haunts it, I haven no idea! You should walk around and find out!
Alright then Mr. Narrator. I walk forward five steps. What do I find? Oh also, please give my regards to the owners of the house for the upkeep of their bathroom.
No need for me to pass it on, their ghosts are right behind you. I don't think they appreciated the state you left their bathroom in.
So now there's both angry skeletons and angry ghosts? This is taking a turn for the worse..... Is there any light down here in the crypt?
Sadly no, but now you're looking up at a bright light! Anyways, I need to go, it was nice to meet you, goodnight!