new phone who thus
man i forgot i assume you
let's talk about deep stuff
youre a man
There's this girl names Chloe
uh huh go on
I really wish she lived here
okay
yeah
where does she live? virginia?
In virginia
wackjobs live in virginia
yeah yeah she can be weird
rest in peace my guy
But overall 10/10 maybe 11/10
is she an edgy one?
yeah a little bit
i hear you love some edge
but it's super cool She's actually super nice Like it's not real edge
theres this really hot guy im sitting by his name is collin
The important stuff she's super good
he had his shirt off the other day
oof sounds pretty hot
he's also my ministering companion ha
What happened to ben when he did that?
well we don't talk about that
Okay so I need to talk about something very serious right now
do it for the vine
I feel lonely
you have a thing for collin? oh
I am gonna be sad for the next three years rip me
that's really sad
yeah you're right it's totally sad
ill be sad for the next two years
But it's okay, my mom still loves me
except its the best two years sooooooo
That's good right?
id assume so
At least I have her? OKay Lets talk about physics
who is injust? is that your political fiend
What do you think about Einstein's theory of relativity
spelling intended ooh my boy stein
no That's mel's boyfriens
i think his theory of relativity is completely invalid
What
except when youre talking about your relatives
Dude you realize that the theory of relativity has been proven It's totally right
so my uncle is a theory of relativity youre gonna buy some cigs? honor code much
No I have high Moral values dude
not lowe values? epitomy*
I am literally the perfect example of not edgy at all I have no edge Because I'm round Get it
you need some edge to compliment your edginess
true true
wait roundness
Maybe I should sharpen myselkf
we're working out tomorrow at 6:45
Increase my academic standings am I right?
rest in pieces
Wait you lift weights?
bro i go ham
That's cool bro, I wish I had muscle
weights are my jam curls for girls this is so eloquent
yeah and thighs for the guys
thats why i skip leg day because I'm straight so
Woah That's really interesting
how about that cultural appropriation
That's a realy interesting concept What do you think about the fact that Donald trump is fixing cultural appropriations to alleviate racism in college admisions
did you know "mormons are theogonists" dude my main man t-rump
I think it's an overall benefit, one of the most beneficial things he's done while in ffice office
fixin to make america great again
yeah hes a pretty good president
wow benefit
Possibly in the top ten
that sounds pretty neat
yeah it does you got that right
thats pretty cool dad CALVINO BAMBINO IS HOME
yeah I'm so excited that Calvin is home He's my favorite roommate
chit chatty come here daddy
Hey did you hear chloe and I know what we're naming our first child
Thane?
no no, bennett
false
You like it?
Black bears
we both agree it's super quality
false
she approved of it even
who am i Jim good guess
Also she's leaving on a mission six months after me
hmmmm thats funny
so I guess you could say it's getting pretty serious
to spend a tenth of all your money
yeah I agre agree
i ain't stupid or lazy
But I do with no regret because of all the blessings that I get
i read my scriptures like crazy
I read my scriptures like crazy because I really type alot and it's pretty dang fun am I righ
my typing skills need work but i have gotten better in the past few weeks
typing is the best way to earn more money in life
you gotta admit that much
actually do you think that typing will be important com ein twenty years
i don't think so to be honest
rumor has it that the voice commanded world will eraticate the need for human typing
dictation is growing so fast and its becoming more accurate
that would be pretty cool am i right yeah exactly
you are right fo sho
yeah I know I'm always right Okay Let's talk about politics
alright
Do you actually approve of the actions that president trump is taking?
my A HTG class is so ben- leaning oh  i mean liberal
on a scale of Satan to Jesus how do you rate President Trump
sorry ben ooh 8 dude heads up i don't think thats what they mean by eloquence it's supposed to be natural not ridiculous
But What I really find interesting is the concept of tariffs on world trade. In a sense, all government involvement is hindering economic growth
be your dumb self not your smart self
When the government takes a portion of people's money, they are really hindering the want of people to do work in the market economy
libertarianism boom
and thus they would do better by just doing nothing
go communism this is how we roll
but then our economy would deflate and that would have adverse effects for america So where are you from Thane? do you like where you live?
on a scale of one to James where do you rank yourself
a couple less than James
same
yeah it's pretty rough
how does it feel to talk to a scrub
but that's okay, his dating life has been blessed by JEsus
ouch thanks bro
yeah yeah.
you just called me dumb inadvertently or on purpose
But on a scale of one to thane you are thane
thanks bro
yeah yeah for sure
pre-med really aye
wait are you pre-med
you ready for the cold one basically ill be alan
Okay aounds good But you aren't pre med are you that would be unfortunate?
its unfortunate lol what should i do instead
wait do you actaully want to switch ajors
no
majors? oh okay yeah stick with easy one
we need to crack a cold one cmon now