Not this
Hey whats up! It worked cool!
Yeah! I've opened multiple chats, and they were all with you lol
Woah weird
yeah. spitting facts
Well back to using voice to speech or speech to text or whatever
Well, you did seem to enjoy it the other night
Shoot him a message you're sending again Whoops
What?
I honestly have no idea what I meant to say
Well, it was a pretty funny message/mistake if you ask me
Ahhhh It is so nice out today or I guess it is night But still nice nonetheless
Are you outside?
Do you are you have such a beautiful campus Yep walking and talking in fact
If so, send me a snapppp of it!!! I wanna seeeee I mean, you don't have to if you don't want to What is your favorite part of campus?
Sodru Sorry haha
I don i don't think you have anything to be sorry for So why are you apologizing? lol
My dad called me mid snap Hahahahahahaha
Haha! wow! My sister does that anytime I'm not within shouting distance
I am at this really cool place but its so dark
I'm guessing too dark for a picture then? :(
I mean i can still send it but it isnt high quality
It's up to you. If you don't think it's worth it, then you don't have to :)
I managed it Got some ducks tol Too They're a bunch of people hanging out in the Hamic's and sitting on a park bench is
I was about to say, It was a nice pictures of some ducks lol
They're a bunch of people hanging out in the Hamic's and sitting on a park bench isI guess that is typical in the middle of the night On that is not how you spell Hamic
There are hammocks?   and yeah, for insomniacs
I was going to tell your story Did I tell you almost got shot once
Oohh! I'm listening! ANd whatttt???? You almost got shot???
So my companion and I were out tracting
uh huh... go on...
And we ran into an interesting house in front of this house there was a piece of mangled word and it looked kind of like a dragonfly but it was life-sized or I guess I should It was the size of a human being I thought it was kind of creepy but my companion wanted to get a picture in front of it and so we went over to the house and knocked on the door and then got a picture in fron Of it after no one answered The next day we came back to the same place and we were knocking on houses doors on the other side of the street and my companion felt impressed to that we needed to go and kn Knock on the door a second time So sure enough we did and this time I decided to ring the doorbell and I thought I heard a baby crying or something like that But after sitting there for a while we decided to leave and we found her a road that was winding down behind his house to lead to another house So we went down the road and knocked on the door and talk to a boy who wasn't really interested and but while we were talking to them We heard someone yell hey really loud I turned around but I can see where the noises coming from and so I can pen and I looked at each other and we walked back up the hill When Got back up to the top my companion frozen told me that we should walk down on the other side of the road Luckily I didn't question him and we proceeded to do that and then someone yelled at us again and this time it was coming from across the road Emmanuel to try that stunt again and your next trip home will be in a body bag We both freaked out and started each other and then we walked slowly back to our car He had a gun in his hand that he was pointing at us Michael he didn't fire her shoot us or anything but he was in his boxer shorts and he looked really crazy His eyes are wide open and bloodshot and it was really crazy it's kind of scary We thought of calling the cops but I mission president told us not to so we just kind of stayed away from there from then on That was it your turn :)
Holy cow! That was one completely insane story!!!! But, you got to admit that protection was granted to you guys! And I'm glad for that. :)
Me too we could've died if you would've pulled the trigger or if we would've scared him or something he could've shot us Sorry not you he Did all that makes sense it was speech to text
Yeah! Or if you didn't listen to your companion's prompting! and Yeah! it made sense for the most part, lol
Have you ever come close to death?
I nearly died in a car accident in 5th grade, or rather, people were shocked no one died. I wasn't even badly injured Well... for the most part
Wait you told me about this Hello?
Yeah. that was the closest I've ever come to death
Wow that was weird I closed the window then it came back OK how about the opposite What is the most alive you ever felt You fell asleep on me again didn't you
No! I'm awake!
Ha ha ha I don't believe you
I'm thinking, and realized that I've never felt more alive than when i nearly died
Wow that is deep
Because i nearly got in another car crash a few months or weeks ago It was me realizing i might have accidentally lied lol
Really what happened
I was turning off a 40 mph road to a 30, and there was plenty of space between me and the car heading towards us
Well you know what they say about Liars...
Wow.
OK OK I'm listening
That scripture reference is literally an inside joke anyway!
Hey has to be an inside joke Continue
hey? why hey? unless it's kept in a barn ha ha ha anyway! sorry!
That was totally not what I meant
I know
But I guess that is true to hay is kept in a barn
But it was punny So the car was coming at us faster than i thought, and they switched lanes while i was in the middle of the intersection So i had to step on the gas, and i swear to you that the car missed hitting my car by less than a foot. It felt like inches i was freaking out afterwards, and my heart was pounding, but i felt so grateful to be alive
That could've been really bad
Yeah. I was so scared, my sister had to try and calm me down before I started to actually hyperventilate more than I almost was
Have you ever fainted before?
Yeah
Is hyperventilating dangerous
Because I was dehydrated And yeah You basically don't get enough air to your lungs and can pass out
What happens, I have never had both hyperventilated or fainted before in my life
your breathing becomes really heavy and labored (or it sounds that way to your ears) and it feels like you can't breathe Then you start to panic And it just worsens your breathing, and if not calmed down you can pass out
So it's only dangerous because if you pass out you can hit the floor Is that it
It might also cut off oxygen flow to your brain
I Can't imagine that has bad affects Wrong effects Siri
lol. Well, it certainly doesn't help your health
No probably kills brain cells
Probably
Turns your hair blonde Just kidding ha ha
Blonde jokes at their finest
Sorry
It's okay. i thought it was funny :)
Hey what did one blonde say to the other
I don't know, what?
I don't know I couldn't understand them
HA
And judging by the confused look on their faces they couldn't understand each other either
That's good!
I just made that one up
Well, I think it was really pretty funny lol
Thanks what's a really good joke
my social life jk lol
hahaha That was funny Do you have any other?
Thank you. I'll be here all week. And let me think I have a long story ish joke
Oohh. Nice. Those are the best.
Okay! So There was this little boy First grader And he was reading a book when he came across a word he didn't know. He went up to his teacher and asked what the word Heffalump meant She got really mad and told him to go to the principle's office So he went
Heffalump
The principle met with this kid and told him 'You're teacher is a little crazy, maybe i can help you.' and yes heffalump
Wow Siri actually what I'm saying Must be a real word
So the principle asked what happened. The kid told him he just wanted to know what the word heffalump meant The principle got really angry, and told the kid to go home, and that he was expelled The kid walked home in tears When he got home his mom asked what was wrong, and why he was home so early He told her that he got expelled because he wanted to know what a word meant When she asked what the word was, he told her it was heffalump She froze She sent him up to his room, and told him to wait for his dad to got home And man! If this kid wasn't crying before, he really was now! If his mom sent him to his room, his dad was gonna kill him! A few hours later he heard his dad get home His dad came up and sat next to him on the bed He asked what the problem was, and told him that 'they had a special bond that has mom didn't understand, they were boys' So the kid told his dad he wanted to know what the word heffalump meant The dad got so mad that he told his son to get out of the house Disowned all aloe alone this kid eventually found himself with a bunch of other homeless folks, and while around a fire one day he met a girl This girl asked why he was there, him being so young and all
Wow poor first grader
Now, learning from his past experiences, he didn't want to tell her She told him her story though, so he told her everything that had happened She looked at him in shock Then she told him something She had a smile on her face She told him to meet her at the diner in a few hours She knew what the word heffalump meant, and was going to explain it to him So a few hours later he stood across the street from the diner He could see the girl sitting in a booth in the diner He went to cross the street and got hit by a bus The moral of the story is: Look both ways before you cross the street
Hahaha funny Do you like riddles?
ooohhh! yes!
Ok You have to solve this one There is a man He is a very rich businessman As such she can afford to stay at a hotel every day in the penthouse suite He So every day he gets in the elevator in the morning and take the elevator all the way down to first floor He gets off and then he goes to work He comes back home from work and he gets into the elevator and go to the 25th floor Then he gets out of the elevator and he walks up the remaining 25 flights of stairs to his penthouse suite at the 50th floor ?Why You may ask questions
does the elevator go all the way up
Yes
is the penthouse just for the day? or night too? Are they tiny flights of stairs? so he only has to take a few steps?
Sorry i cant see anything No Too the most recent question
does he live alone
Yes
is the penthouse for day and night or just day
Day and night
Does he want to avoid people
No I can give hints
then hint please
He has a really good reason Doesn't just do it for fun
is it for his health?
No
can i have another hint
It is hard without giving it away I am thinking
is he a pilot
No There is something preventing him from taking me away due to the 50th floor And there's a reason why he chooses 25 And there's a reason why he chooses 25specifically Woops Does that help? Uh oh You feel asleep didn't you 
no I just have no idea
Oh haha
this is a really good riddle apparentlyyyy
Ok ready for a more obvious hint?
yesss
People make fun of him for his size and it hurts his self esteem
so to lose weight? or is he extremely tall or short
Yes
to which one
Ok he would make a good setter Uh oh Can't see my messages
I can try scrolling a very little bit maybe Can you see them yet?
Yeah
yay!
What did you do?
what do you mean?
Oh nevermind then
...okay
Did you get my message about the setter? I thought you fixed my cjat Chat
oh yeah, i did
How did you fix it?
I meant I got your message about the setter, but maybe i fixed your chat too. The world may never know
Hello? Ok I fixed it It broke again
Did you get my message yet?
No What was it?
I said "I meant I got your message about the setter, but maybe i fixed your chat too. The world may never know"
Oh haha sounds like a tootsie pop commercial
That's what i was going for
Are you ready for me to tell you?
yes
He was a midget He couldn't reach Amy higher than 25 Any But I mean he could reach one, and he could climb stairs.