Easy. I would start a rock band called Wyld Stallyns which would gradually change the course of human history. Of course, that's if I pass my history oral exam first that is.. If nobody is on here do I still get the points? I might as well try So here is my idea for the star wars Obi Wan solo movie We open on a scene of Obi wan overlooking a desert planet A large red giant sun rises over the horizon, filling nearly the whole sky. Obi wan looks tired and worn out His clothes are ripped His lightsaber is dangling from his belt Close up on that Star wars fanfare plays and we cut to space Darth vader is looking down at corusant from a starship He knods to a commanding officer, and they blast the capital city from space, destroying the jedi temple Darth Vader then goes to talk with the emperor The emperor is basically like "Dude, you gotta kill the Jedi who escaped" Darth vader's all like "Alright, that's cool, but how do I find them?" The emperor is all like "Search your feelings, reach out with your hate" And darth vader is all like "Bruh, IDK what that even means so....." Then he leaves Back to Obi wan, he receives a distress call from a planet that is basically on giant frozen ocean It's all like "Any jedi still alive or nah?" And obi wan is like "What's up fam" And they're all like "There are 3 of us here on this planet. Come find us" Obi wan is all like "OK, cool. Be there in a few" DV also hears the call too But he forgot to save where it came from And there's no caller ID so he can't just look it up So he has to send out these probe droids to the general area And then he goes to eat. Because I've always wanted to see Darth Vader eat in his suit Like how does that happen? Is he all like helmet less and cringey? Or does he have to awkwardly shovel bit of like toast in through his mouth slit? I kinda wanna see that part of Return of the Jedi "I am your father" *Slides toast in through breathing slit and we can hear him cruching down on it" It would be kinda hilarious I mean, could you imagine how funny that would be? It would totally kill the whole bad-a vibe But at the same time, make him more huma *human Like he was a teddy bear in a robot body Who killed lots of people and is kinda sadistic with 3 missing limbs and an irrational fear of sand Ok, so he wouldn't be like a teddy bear but he could be like a weird uncle who eats toast through a mask it would be funny also, something I never understood what happened to Jar Jar? I mean like, chronologically, is he dead? the emperor dissolved the senate in episode 4 and if jar jar was on the senate then does that mean he died? I think so. thats good jar jar needed to die he wasn't played by michael jackson, so he wasn't good I mean, michael jackson shows up and is all like "bro, I wanna play jar jar" and george lucas is all like "bruh nah" who turns down michael jackson?! the man is a freaking icon especially thriller that was tight I can kinda do the dance not well but like well enough people know whats going on they're like "ooh, thriller that's kinda coo *cool literally rn, i'm just typing random stuff at work because nobody else is on the chat I hope i get points for this this has been kinda sweet i'm getting paid to sit here and do this kinda its slow not many people come to the (redacted) at 5:16 am in fact, not many people are awake at 5:16 am i know I wouldn't be but i'm a broke college student and i like money and food and eating and sleep but sometimes you gotta do whatcha gotta do what is this for again? is it like the alexa challenge thing? because i have an alexa, and i think she's haunted like seriously at random times i'll just hear a beep or i'll have a date over and she'll start playing slow jams i'm all like "alexa, look, you're a good wingman, but cool it" i think she has a ghost inhabiting her because ghosts are real i saw a ghost train last night for real i was on my way home from work, and i saw this super old train filled with passengers just looking out the windows but heres the thing the passengers were dressed all old timey and the tracks had been out of service forever and it was midnight on halloween now, i'm no parapsychologist, but that sounds pretty spooky to me it was like an episode of scooby doo what ever happened to that show? it was a solid show i mean, a talking dog and his hippie friends solving mysteries? that's literally the dopest thing ever like the van oooh, its a thinga beautry *beauty its like fine artwork just in the form of a van is it a van? sometimes its a station wagon no, i think its a van ok, but can we talk about the jazz game last night? how terrible was that?! that's just embarrasing to have that happen on our home court and i mean, i think we can pull off this series but we need to play jazz ball we can't play rocket ball the series is back in their favor we have to shut down chris paul, because he usually is the one throwing dimes to james harden if we shut him down, harden can't do squat except flop he can flop like a fish on a dock and what is up with his beard? I mean, has he seen a razor before? I'm in full support of bros growing beards,  but that's just ridiculous i bet he's wearing it to hide something like a mole or melanomia or a really ugly facial tattoo or another set of eyes that would be freaky thats why he can shoot 3s so well he can see the basket twice as well as everyone else or would that just screw with your depth perception either way, i'm getting bored, so i'm going to be done. I wanna get points for this i better or imma literally do nothing because lets be realistic i can't do anything about it, so why worry? ok, bye
holy... what? are you still on? or did you just leave and you are really good at getting those points im guessing you left oh well bye too ^^