hello?
Is it you
is it... you?
You have no username
that's a bummer
Only Ryan a uses the word bummer
that's not fair, lots of people use that word
Nah, I don't think. Just Ryan a
spelt like that too?
I would define true artificial intelligence as a computer that can learn What about you?
i'd say it's something artificial that somehow has intelligence
You could say that but then a calculator would fit the bill
fancy. maybe calculators are secretly taking over the world
If they did would you be in paradise or H E double hockey sticks?
what do you think?
I think we would all start to fail our math tests
i think that i would fail math tests anyway
Without calculators reminding me of what function to use i would be failing stats class Would you like to hear a story?
sure.
So when i was younger i went to my friends house once after school
that's it?
While we were down there we had the idea to make a flame thrower Hush child, i aint done yet And so my friend Mitchell took a squirt bottle, a candle, and a straw So we filled the bottle with gasoline and knew we were off to a good start Then we attached the straw to the bottle at a downward angle And taped the end of the candle to the end of the straw and lit the birthday candle With each squish our pyromaniac dreams were fulfilled 
that is the dream i liked the story
What do you think the moral of the story Is
that real friends share the same interests as you
I guess that could be true, but i was thinking it was that fire is fun
one time my sister found a frog in my grandma's driveway
Ooh that is exciting, tell me more
and she walked back behind the house to the lake and threw it super hard
Into the lake i hope
and instead of going in the water, it hit the inside of my grandma's boat and she ran to see if he was okay she named him chuck ):
Did chuck live after he hit the boat
i don't believe so poor guy
I am shook, poor chuck didnt deserve that
it's 10 years later and i'm still shook as well
You think your shook think of all the grand-tadpoles that are grandpa less
i'd rather not.
What would you do with a million dollars?
use it to help pay for college, or a living situation, and maybe give some to my family. whatever i needed it for
I would fill a pool full of jello Oh thats good too
fancy. jello scrunchie?
Exactly what I'm thinking
could i get one?
Or you could fill a pool full of orbees It might get messy in your hair
or are we not friends like that anymore? yikes, i might die in that pool of orbees
Why, could you not handle the texture or something
that just does not sounds safe fun but who knows
Ha ha yeah that would definitely be something else I think i would also like to get a brand new mustang and put a fancy paint job on it It makes it look like a show car shine all the time
ooohhh. that's fancy. i don't know though, my dad always talks about how mustangs aren't the greatest
My uncle just got one and sufficient to say i am jealous
that's so cool you're pretty easily jealous, i think
Eh, it will be my first car that i buy myself or get from graduating college I don't get easily jealous but i see something and i am very motivated to work to get it Like i have a friend with a really nice headset but i never coveted it I just thought when i make enough money I would like to think about getting it
sure. that works too i guess.
Plus i want a really fast sporty car while I'm young enough to enjoy
yeah. that's exciting.
What is the first thing you want to splurge on
a puppy or an actual desktop computer maybe? or maybe a car or maybe groceries or house stuff
I think a desktop would be a nice thing to get How much money do you figure you need to get a really good one
yeah. i really like the big ol apple ones. much money.
Oh you would like an apple one? Those are really expensive
unless i could find something that i would like better
I would build a computer that was strong enough be a very fast computer for years
well that would be great for you
For 2 to 3 grand you could make one that would be blazing fast for probably ten years
smart stuff.
What would you do if the whole world was made of peanut butter
i guess i would live in a world that was made of peanut butter but i don't even like it
Well that is brilliant, what would you do in the world Watch dogs lick there nose all day long
aww yes that's what i'd do
Or mourn for those that are allergic to peanut butter Or nuts in general for that matter
that'd be sad
We would have ended world hunger though so there is that
i actually do like peanut butter, was trying to be tricky but that just didn't work. i guess so
And you could go anywhere and have an unlimited source of peanut butter I bet that is what it is like for plants They have practically unlimited food with the sun and l CO2 in the air They just eat and sleep their whole lives They could probably even sleep while they eat
that's the dream.
I guess so, i like being a part of something and leading Plants cant do very much in the aspect of leading
that's not always true thought you knew that plants are like secret agents with secret agenda's
Oh yeah, what do they do Give me an example with proof Secret agent lady
they're always sneaking seeds everywhere lady, huh?
No no, that is weeds. Weeds are the ones that sneak seeds everywhere What if we only think weeds are bad because they grow everywhere Roses are thorny and draw blood but they are rare so we like them
i don't think you've ever been this deep what's goin on
I am deep in thought and conversation But did you ever think of it like that
i think maybe i've heard something like that before. who knows, maybe it was you who said it yeah? i haven't had this much of a conversation in what feels like maybe a month, it's wild
I don't think you can handle it
don't think it's me
Oh yeah, i thought you were a conversation guru
i'll have you know, people love talking to me
Oh yeah, what do you and the people generally talk about Very deep and intriguing philosophy or Mathematical formulas describing the meaning of life
that's actually information that remains classified for the people who talk to me
Oh, i didnt know that i was conversing not talking to you
technicalities
I'm beg your forgiveness your highness
don't be rude
They get me every time
i could tell what's your 5 year plan?
What do you think you would do to end world hunger Can i answer that after this topic
i don't care i would do whatever i could do that was in my power, i mean
What principles would you enact Like what idea do you have that could be a solution
first of all, restaurants throw away so much good food, they should stop that like... it's a lot big question.
What do you propose would work for transporting it or should restruants order less food
there are a lot of food donation places.
But majority of the food restaurants have are fresh and would go bad
sustainable food
I think if you went with your way it would be better to limit restaurants so they know they would run out
okay but a majority is also just things like bread or something that they throw away because someone "could've touched it" i don't know, all the problems going on around the world are really upsetting. maybe some day soon i'll have to go somewhere and do something
That's true but I believe that it would be better to do teach them things Have you heard of the famous parable If you give a man a fish he is full for the day If you show him fishing he is entertained But if you teach him how to fish he is fed for the rest of his life
are you saying people starve because they don't know how to fish
I agree with people that food is being lost around the world but those that we can teach we should I am saying people are starving because they don't know what they need to do to get from hungry to fed
there's not always something they can do
If you gave a simple poor homeless man a plan that was fool proof for them to get enough money to get three square meals a day then the ball is in their court
okay.
Like if you provided a person with work or where to look for work he could be fed all the time
but it's not necessarily like that everywhere in the world.
For example, the lds church has building across the nation in practically every city in the US with people dedicated to finding jobs for people A homeless man just needs to be led to the watering hole so to speak.
that's nice.
And then in other places. If people employed a rule that when you learn how to provide you teach 5 other people Could you imagine if in Africa, I've researched this, we sent someone to teach starving villages what roots they can eat and healthy bugs and plants to find Even some hunting and trapping techniques And they constantly taught each other There would be prosperity as long as people were willing to work for it
okay and i'm sure people do work for it but that doesn't always mean there will always be enough food for everyone in the village to be well fed all the time.
That is the other issue after everyone nows what to do
okay.
You could teach agriculture and moderation See in a perfect world people only take what they need and are greedy The real way to end world hunger is to somehow get people to only take what they need Which is way easier said then drain Done*'
aladdin only took one loaf of bread and still had to just feed those kids instead of himself
If only the world was full of Aladdin's
yeah. is that it? we're done?
Sorry, my brother was having me do something So my five year plan would have to be For the first two years i would be out serving an lds mission.
what a surprise
Then i am going to get married in the temple to my sweet heart in the year following that and start up school Hopefully, i can then finish A degree or two and keep on trucking in college I plan on moving for work after that because there aren't very many could careers in the small town of cedar city and i will work and take online school to finish and get a ph PhD
hope you're able to do all that. hope everything will work out well, no matter what happens. solid plan where would you be moving to? think your sweet heart would go with you?
Probably a city if my wife is able to be convinced
what if she's doing something?
Well we will talk about it and we will pray and see which place is where we are meant to be I think she would like it though if i got a high paying job
bet she would like to do something too. can't bake pie all day
I know, but i think there are more jobs to be found outside of cedar city especially in a big city She would have just as many options as in cedar but even more
sure.
What do you think she would feel about that
couldn't tell ya think you guys have a long time to wait before having to talk about much of anything.
Yeah thats true, but do you think she would have an issue with finding a better job in a big city?
how do you know it'd be better?
Because I know the kind of labor that is available in cedar city. I live there. Trust me Who knows maybe we'll move to Africa
maybe. sounds like an adventure.
Well it'll definitely be a possibility, plus the girl i want to Marry said she likes humidity for her skin so It would be a win win win
i do hear it's nice.
Mhmm I'm glad i got a yes out of you now Ha ha
hows that?
Yes said it would be nice No take backs
i said i heat humidity is nice for your skin hear i refuse to give you anymore person information before your two year adventure. personal *
That's to bad, it is a yes and you're just going to have to deal with it
you'll never know. can't ever let you know what i'm thinking anymore
I don't think you quite understand that i already know
you wish you knew. having a good day?
You could say that I have to chat a certain amount and there is no one i would rather be chatting with What's something that we can go on and on about and discuss Are you there?
of course i'm not i'm sleep chatting
Any ideas? I can log off and chat with some one else if you don't think we can talk about much else
no no, i couldn't be more glad to be chatting with someone, but if you feel like that's what you want to do then you can
Stop trying to flip this around on me, i am asking if you have any ideas, i assume thats a no based on the wish washy ness
what happened on the worst date you've ever had?
I haven't had an absolutely worse date I really haven't been on enough dates to even say How about you, any dates you would have liked to go a different way?
one time i was on a date & it was just really awkward and the waitress was racist wouldn't fill up my date's drink
How was the date awkward other than the awkward waitress
my date and i weren't sure what to say to each other because we hadn't ever really interacted very much it was fine though. another time i was really sick and probably irritated my date & ruined it
Would it have been better if you were more outgoing with your date at the awkward dinner
i am not an outgoing person probably why i don't get many dates
I think you just put it out there that you don't want to go on a date with someone
maybe so
You seem like a super fun and outgoing person that could get a date with anyone
so do you well you're right, i don't feel the need to try to get dates with anyone
Dates aren't something that are not just for finding romance. The purpose is for fun It's like a more mature way of hanging out
so i've been told
It took me a long time to be able to look at like that
still never feel the need to go out with someone like that but i'm sure it's fun.
You don't feel the need to hang out in a mature way is all. People do it professionally all the time
i'm sure they do
What do you have against I don't seem to understand
i didn't say i had anything against it
Then why not
i just said i've never had any need or urge to go out with someone like that never said it was always a bad thing.
Why don't you ever try a fun date. People in Las Vegas and highschool think dates are all just for relationships
that's not true. i never said i thought they were just for relationships. don't need to put words into people's mouths
But you said you would never go on one and you didn't like it when your boyfriend did?
i was never upset with him about it
You seemed disturbed when ever he told you about them
okay. guess maybe he misinterpreted it.
What did you mean by it then, it seemed that way
any fun plans for the rest of your weekend?
I plan on going to church and taking a break from everything when i finish doing all my talking
sounds relaxing
I hope, maybe ill actually get a good amount of sleep tonight.
that'd be good for you. i hope you get that too
I haven't gotten much more than 5 hours for the past few weeks Days haha, not weeks
that sucks
I wouldn't be able to operate properly with that little amount of sleep
hope you get lots more.
Yeah, i always could use a nap
why haven't you been sleeping well? me too.
Because my room is chat central and my dad was using my computer all last night And my brother needed my on all last night But i can earn like 400 bucks from this so
that still sucks. didn't know i guess that's nice
Yeah, its kind of worth the loss of rest and time
sure. still wish you could get more sleep
We only have 32k more and then i can get that nap maybe, or my parents will want me to get some work done. We will just have to see i guess. I hope its the first one
that's good, i think. busy busy busy. naps are good
I also got this new game called far cry where you are saving a whole bunch of people from this crazy guy
think i've heard of it
He thinks he is the new Jesus and has all these crazy bearded people that worship him It's the fifth one and they really out did themselves with everything on it I mean the graphics are fantastic and the story line is really interesting
that's fancy. i bet it's nice
I had my little brother finish taking out the drug dealer of the family and it was a pretty trippy mission if i do say so myself
it sounds like it
Or i think I might get on fort nite with my girlfriend on the condition that she finds some working way to communicate
guess she isn't so good at that
But thats a stretch, i should have had her play with all the boys playing it on her senior lock in
gross
Well the whole game is based on communication and the main reason i want to play with her is to be able to talk and have fun in the game
sounds like fun
Also she talks a ridiculous amount of smack talk and i am just waiting for it to come true
bet it's all true.
One time she said she could smoke me in ping pong and let me tell you When i started out with an easy serve she returned it pretty well
i miss all the stuff in utah.
But it was after i hit it back that she lost her inner ping pong warrior or something
i bet she did.
I think she was trying to just act cool for me, but she needs to know that its cute and all when she says she can do something that she cant
she can actually do everything. all girls can.
But its really nice when she humbly asks for help to be better and i get to be romantic and maybe put my hand on her hand And maybe i could put my other one on her hip and we could have a good memory Instead of bickering that she is really the stuff when it comes to things she could practice a little more with
she's good at everything there are all kinds of great memories. always feels like so long ago
You think she'll be stubborn? I guess i just wont be all sweet and wait to be competitive . Ill just whoop her in all the stuff she fibs about and give her no sweetness I really hoped she would rather want the other stuff
doesn't mean she's fibbing. don't be like that. i'm sure she would.
Why do you defend her so hard, she and i both know it would be way more fun if she would stop being such a stinker at her skills It makes me doubt everything because she's cried wolf so much
it would be way more fun if boys weren't so mean and think they know more than the girlfriends of the world why're you getting like that?
Because she really does it a lot and i would prefer to have the sweet moments but she naturally makes it kinda hard Ive always wondered why and wanted to be the sweet guy but I hardly get the chanc Chance
i'm sure she doesn't mean to. that doesn't mean she doesn't like the sweet stuff. and it's not her fault that maybe you like never say that stuff
Well i think she might know now, and if she doesn't then oh well but if she does ill do it too and she can show me a thing or too
okay.
Do you think that is reasonable?
sure.
Why the one word answers. That doesn't really let me know what you think?
yeah, that seems reasonable
See she bugs me about when i was trying to teach her how to play slender man but that was really one of the best sweetest moments ever We had fun and we laughed and i got to try and teach her something i enjoyed doing
she's still the same person. not like someone else took her place. it was nice. the nicest.
Yeah but it seems like she has built a wall and doesn't let that kind of thing that they did in the first place be as consistent I don't know, that is just my two cents about it
hey, i'm not feeling very well, so maybe we can talk again sometime but for now you can talk to someone else if you'd like to
I was going to hop off after our conversation Why aren't you feeling well, you can tell me
just feeling sick, you know the drill. oh, okay
I really hope it wasn't anything i said
you're okay, don't even worry about it
I just feel like i found something that could be really good for us to do You pinky promise it wasn't what we were talking about?
i know, i understand what you were saying
So it wasn't that?
no, it's okay don't worry
You promise it wasn't
i reserve my pinkies for the most sacred of promises
Well than just a regular promise you goof ball
yeah, i promise.
Alright i hope you feel better soon, maybe we can chitchat tomorrow some?
i hope so.
Wait to which part, pickle head And i am going to be on tomorrow chatting and there is no one i would rather chat with
i'd like to talk to you tomorrow. that'd make me real happy.
Alrighty ill sign off then have a wonderful day