they have probably observed a lot of really gross things so that would be a little unfortunate in actuality
yeah, I don't want my dog spilling my dirty secrets
also I'm sure a lot of people would have to pay them off in order to keep their secrets and not spill them. They would have ultimate blackmail over all of us In reality, we probably still wouldn't treat them as equal , and would most likely start killing them off when we saw that they had become a threat
If there was another intelligent species we would have to talk about species rights
Which would spark a lot of debate. Mostly likely it would also lead to some animal rights activists and similar groups that would advocate for their rights as intelligent life forms
Because if they could talk then they could own property
jinx brother so what else do you think share your deepest thoughts with me ben lets get into a friendly debate
Well, if there was another species that was intelligent then they'd want their own things And they would need money to buy them Which means they could get jobs And then they got a whole system going for them
do you think they could get jobs as strippers even though they don't wear clothes
These are the questions And the answer is I don't know
would they be governed by our government? if so would we have to start incorperating animals into our government system? like could a dog run for senate? would they get equal rights? would we have to share drinking fountains with them? would they be in our kids' schools?
Man, this is why we need an intelligent alien species I think if an alien race came in and entered the scene Racism wouldn't exist anymore Because it would be species against species
true true We need to be mutually threatened by someone else in order to drive us together it's like the times that america is tightest and most cooperative as a country is when we are being threatened by other countries a threat naturally brings people together in defense of what we call our own
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking
So along that line, a government could secretly start a war in order to bring the country together? don't you think?
Well, I don't think it would work between nations
a president could fake his own assassination in order to get unity in the country
because that close bond ness comes with a price of hating the other country
yeah exactly
And we can't do that, we gotta hate on aliens
like canada hahaha that would work too So we need to create some fake aliend the government could fake a landing and then release a biological weapon that alters people
Ooooooh, that's a good idea
so that they look like aliens
Sounds like black mirror
that would be pretty wild don't you think?
Yeah, that's the plot of black mirror
like we would be killing other humans but we would think that they were aliens so it would be totally wild woah Sounds like i need to become an author or movie writer am I right: ?*
They put a little chip in the soldier's head so that they think they're killing these less than human creatures but they're actually just killing poor people Or people with inferior genes It's just like eugenics
woah that is pretty messed up, but also kinda genius it's like hitlers plan but on a higher level, where the people actually think they are doing nothing wrong However, those soldiers will probably end up having significantly higher rates of suicide because of the guilt of what they did while the chip was in their head
Yeah, it's genius in a mad, rule-the-world kind of way Like in the way of hitler
unless the last thing the chip told them to do was kill themselves
Well, they don't know they're doing anything wrong They are raised thinking they are killing these creatures And for every kill they get the chip rewards them with wet dreams no joke
that seems pretty close to hitlers plan pretty weird man
Yeah, that's a good point. hitler is pretty effed
yeah, theres a whole section in the library about him though it's pretty wild I kinda want to do some research about hitlers brain. I feel like he was actually a super genius or something, just lacking in development of the pre-frontal cortex and you?
I think he's just lucky dawg No way he's a genius. He's just got in the right place at the right time Germany was in ruins at Hitler offered them a scapegoat
that could be true, but also it takes a lot to be able to motivate that many people. Like seriously that man is an amazing leader
That's true He got a whole nation to praise his name
he motivated million and millions to gather together as a country for a common goal. If he was a good guy he could have done wonders as a leader in the free world hitleer was actually an awful leader forget what  just said hitler* he killed himself how bad is that
That's fair. But every time the general living standard in Germany went up, the Nazi party's popularity went down
Thane
so I think Hitler was just living life in the right place at the right time
What kind of a gay name is that
but wrong for everyone else in the world
youre homosexual aren't you
he also ruined the chaplin mustache I love sleepwalking
maybe you do? i love benjamin knight
I love constantly working out and walking around shirtless to arouse my roommates
oh man don't tempt me woah I mean that's pretty messed up why would I ever think that that is a good Idea or would ever be a good idea That is really just super wack
That's pretty funny
i think it is funny actually you know who sucks at making popcorn me you hear that cheddar? garbage
You're literally the worst person to make popcorn Like absolute garbage
wait what just happened why is she in their car
In the show?
yeah
I don't know she's blind or not blind
shes not blind she has astigmatism but same so who cares woody is my favorite i think they meant to make him creepy his flippin name is woody laugh out loud hahahah
I mean how could you not love  man like woody' The woodinator
i love him man he's a legend
Absolute legend
he's so much better than the old coroner that's vicious this is his chance doesn't explain the yogurt calm down
No one ever explains the yogurt
theres like 1739482 combinations
I'm in I'm in I'm in
every hacker ever Were in Hes in shes in theyre in collin you lost what a loser hes probably from losertown
COLIN COLLIN my hot roommate
colen hahahah i cannot disagree what a car chase a toyota echo vs a 98 gmc who. will.  win?
I'm on the edge of my seaaaaaat What a chase What is this, baby driver?
oh shoot hes been toasted run gus run THE BLUEBERRY IS DEAD may he rest in peace
I didn't know cars could be cut in half like that
it was cut in half a few episodes earlier so the welding just broke
Man, what a plot detail
he tried to pull the post of a house down
That's crazy
but the post didn't move cogs thrive on order california coast insuranse what a scrub adubdub
Oh man it's raining again I do love that rain You know how it be
heck yeah i do RJ must have gone otside recently outside* the rain man always wet just like my dog cody will we use more words than the first place dude soon to be second place? i do think so that man is about to lose out on an ipad plus
The rug will be pulled out from under him
what just happened why did he quit
Because he didn't want to be a cog in the system
i love this shawn is a russian bartender what a legend he is done with the cog thing you is right
I've always wanted to be a bartender Fun fact
i would be awful "there is alcohol in a form other than beer?"
So many drinks to remember. It would be fun
or forget because youll be drunk rest in peace
I wouldn't drink the stuff yo I would just serve it to people because it seems like a fun job where you get to meet a lot of people and talk to them and make some nice conversation
collin  is turning into a madman he wants the rush nice conversation youre probably not wrong i just wouldn't enjoy it as much
Collin want that caramel rushhhhhhh yolo
i like talking to people that aren't sleep walking or beer talking yolt you only live thrice you should wash  these before they get all dry and hard -me
literally you
actually though i just said that out loud
yeah, it's so weird when you type exactly what you say irl
i know man its one of my many weird quirks i have thousands i eat my toenails
ewwww, Alan Cicotte you're so gross
i shave a line down my chest for un fun
Sorry that's a typo I meant to type Alan Costco
i enjoy wearing a monocle but only on tuesdays i oppose taco tuesday but i approve of burrito thursday
Burritos need their own day that also starts with B Bursday bunday
and my favorite thing to do in my free time is drink capri suns then blow them back up to look like theyre filled yeah im that guy
DO you know if it is raining outside? You sound like the worst person ever
i actually dont know but yeah i am the worst person ever
You sound like the literal scum of the Earth
literally the worst literal scum of the earth
How do you sleep at night?
youre wrong well pretty terribly since i can't stop thin king about how much of an awful person i am thinking* even though i am not thin nor a king you were?
You chillin You chill bro
im not
six kinds of chilling chill boy you
whats the six kinds
I don't know Yolo you know
only two thousand people? that's kinda weak i could kill more powerful drug dealers
Idk its more than I've done
and more of them more efficiently rest in peace innocent bystander
amen another libtard owned