Hi what's up
Hi!! How are you?
muy bien
Do you speak spanish?
Yeep So, what if unicorns were real?
That would be so cool. They're my spirit animal so...
Would you have one as a pet or breed them to sell or both
Probably just as a pet
Sounds good. I've always wanted a spiky horse
breeding is kinda a crazy thing hahahah
I can imagine lol What would you name your unicorn
Spike
spaykh?
Are you from Utah?
Yes? But also no #bornnotraised
everyone from utah names their kids weird things haha same
Trueeeeeeeeeeeeeee "jedidiah"
that's pretty clever what song are they playing
thanks lol it's called "peace in Christ"
ohhhh yeah
So Would you be a professional unicorn trainer? Or would it be more of a recreational thing
if i had time.  it sounds like a pretty demanding job recreational def
True, but also you can have them spear your enemies *shrug*
that's a little gruesome
i suppose Maybe you could just have a really friendly pet unicorn Take it around to kids birthday parties and stuff Be the cool kid in town
that's an idea.  i'll consider it
Trust me, i'm a professional career adviser when it comes to unicorns
are you? haha so how do i get started? take classes at the U
Step 1: Purchase a unicorn Step 2: Ride triumphantly through campus Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit
can i rent one? i don't even have a car
the U doesn't actually have unicorn classes, they just have 1-horned goats And yes unicorns are actually excellent car replacements They have surprising endurance, speed, and seat belt safety
goats? that's odd.  they have a medical program but not a unicorn program hummm they need to rethink their life choices
Only the best schools have unicorn programs #TheProphetSupportsBYU
safety belts are just what i'm lookin for that and cup holders
Yesssssss I have a few premium models with retractable cupholders And a snacksaddle
that's just what i need
So you'd like to buy one? Or five? please buy my unicorns please
maybe i'll think about it
my family is hungry and i dont want to eat unicorn meat D:
ohhh my
pls do it for the cornhorses
only to save the unicorns
yesss bless your soul that'll be $5
thanks. you can send your recommendation to jesus please.  trying to get to that celestial kingdom nice do you take applepay?
#goals Ummm i take zelle and venmo applepay is confusing
haha good.  i haven't either venmo is cool with me
Sweet i'll send a request Did you get it?
cool beans yup
yee thanks for your purchase enjoy your goa-i mean unicorns
ever watched dr. who before
Nah
what
Yeah I've never even heard of it
you crazy
Dr whomst?
oh man.  we can't be friends
oof oof OOF I guess maybe i'll watch it sometime
highly recommend
Probably season 9 episode 10 first
just don't watch season 1 episode 9
Oh yeah that one's probably spooky from what I haven't heard Never heard of that episode
good.  stay clear