What a coincedence!
Spider-man
The ability to spider-man?
No. Just Spider-man Haha
Hehe
Probably flight
I would have the power of omnipotence. Hehe
Well hey
I would be a shapeshifter.
Can you choose one superhero and pick all of their powers? In that case: Superman
Then I could be a squishy
Squishy?
Just kidding
What for real?
I'd shape shift into a dinosaur
So for real shape shifting?
Or a bird so I could fpy fly*
What kind if dinosaur?
Yeah shapeshifting is cool. Probably an Allosaurus Since they're cool.
Can you get the powers of someone you shape shift into?
I don't know but I'd just say yes for omnipotence hehe I could shape shift into a diploma
Haha. I need to eat my fries first.
I could shape shift into an ant I could shape shift into fries
What if you got eaten?
I would shape shift into something else before then and escape.
Oh true
I think I would be allowed to shift into mythical things as well.
Oh cool. What about modern art?
Time travel would be another cool super power as long as you don't mess things up. I could but why would I?
Why not? Odo from Star Trek does.
Why did he do that?
A shapeshifter's purpose in life, on the show, is to become a thing in order to truly understand a thing.
Hold up, why does Yzma have vials for transforming into different animals anyway?
You can't know what a mountain is until you become one
Uh ok
Why not?
Maybe she turns enemies into animals if she doesn't want to kill them?
That makes sense.
But they are still able to talk...
Oh yeah. I have no idea
It's just a plot mcguffin I guess.
A what now?
An object in a story that is there simply to drive the plot forward. Like the one ring or the holy grail. Or the lab building in Ant Man 2 haha.
Wouldn't anything be a plot mcguffin? Is that the actual name for it. Oh true
Yeah that's the actual name for it. Well characters aren't usually mcguffins unless they're Matt Damon and need to be rescued all the time as the main point of the plot.
I see, haha
Some people say that lightsabers are mcguffins but that doesn't really make sense. The Death Star plans woulf be one though. would* The safe in Ant Man 1 in the beginning could be one too
I always put the asterisk before the word I misspelled.
Or the suit I just put it next to the word. I don't really pay attention to where I put it.
Tsk tsk tsk Do you like noodles?
Don't tsk at me! Yeah, I like asian noodles but not pasta so much. Unless it's mac and cheese
Oh good, me too. Lemme tell you something. I like noodles
I like the chow mein from Panda Express a lot. What is your favorite noodle?
Same. Sometimes it's a bit too dry, though. I like all noodles Ramen noodles
Even zuchini noodles?
Soup noodles Those are not noodles
That's what I think. Veggie noodles are lies. Skim milk is water lying about being milk.
It's true. It's like a vegan hot dog or almond milk. Whole milk is the best
Almond milk is easier to say than almond puree with added ingredients. Whole milk is the best.
Nope Do you like ramen?
It depends what kind. Usually not really unless I have no time.
Even the cheese flavored kind?
I actually like what dry ramen tastes like. No, not really.
Oh, you're one of those people
What do you mean "one of those people"?
Only strange people like dry ramen. That's like eating Ritz crackers. Gross.
It's okay to be different! Ritz crackers are delicious!
Of course you can be different, but it's just strange.
Especially Ritz sour cream and onion chips from the vending machines.
Blech!
Maybe you're strange for liking noodles so much. Have you had the noodle dream?!
Actually no. But I do dream of sushi. Just like that guy on the Netflix documentary.
What documentary?
"Jiro Dreams of Sushi" I mean, who wouldn't dream of sushi?
I must say I haven't seen it.
I've only seen part of it. But I do understand him
I hardly ever have food dreams.
I'm sorry. Those are the best dreams
I don't usually remember my dreams.
Interesting
I usually have to wake up during the dream to remember it. Actually last night I think I also had a sushi dream
That's so beautiful. How was it?
It was cool. It was kind of like a build-your-own setup.
That's extra beautiful. Have you ever played Sushi Go?
You walked around to different stations and got your rice and put what kinds of meat and stuff you wanted on it. I think wagyu was an option.
Oh my goodness. Wow. Oh man. I have no words
Yeah, it's a fun game! It's like this game called Go Nuts For Donuts.
Only better since it's sushi
Yes, that's true. I don't really like donuts to be honest. It's also a less frustrating game from my experience.
Really? Me too. They're too sweet. And often really dru
The art in both is really cute though.
*dry Oh good. That really makes a difference
Yeah I don't like how dry they are and they're usually pretty bland.
Yeah. Like, if they were covered in nice apple pie filling, then sure
But then I'd just get a pie instead.
But the crust is dry too
Fruit is tasty. I don't eat the dry crust edge. Only the tasty soft part. You have to get the right pie.
Oh, well, in that case. I don't mind the soft crust under the filling, though. And you know it
Cherry, apple, and blackberry are my favorite. What's your favorite type of pie?
I don't think I've ever had blackberry pie. I like cherry and apple, too. Have you ever had watermelon pie?
Or maybe I mean't blueberry...
You probably meant blueberry. That would be good.
Mmmm Ew, no
Me neither. I did work at a food shelter place that gave away watermelon juice. Not bad.
There's this restaurant that roasts watermelon like meat.
The thing is, it might look like meat, but there's no way that could taste good. Just like vegan hot dogs.
I heard it tastes completely different and that the dude who makes it wasn't trying to make imitation meat or anything.
Weird. I wonder if you could just make it at home
Vegan goldfish crackers are tastey though.
Never had those. I like tofu
I don't think it would taste good. Tofu is rubbery and tasteless. I want tp try wagyu beef. to*
No no no no. Okay true But not in delicious soups or marinades
That's right.
That's right
Never had tofu in a soup. I'm getting sleepy.
Are you serious? Hot and sour soup is the best!
Yes, for both.
I see. Well, I guess we can chat tomorrow then
Okay.
Okay. Bye.
See you later.
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