Hey there! How has your day been?
The charitable cause that I am most passionate about it educating the children.
Wow, that was deep. Why are you so passionate about that?
That's why I tutor my 21 year old roommate on common sense and social skills I taught her what fascism was the other day
How did that go?
And to not call strangers fascist to their faces It went well, next we're learning about table manners.
She does that? No wonder you need to teach her basic human skills. Like what?
And how it's rude to spill soda all over guests.
Oh dear.
Precisely. My sentiments exactly.
Do you think it was a parenting problem, or...?
Well she is an oldest child so...
Huh. That's interesting. Are you the oldest in your family?
Oh no, definitely not. So, have you seen any good movies lately?
I wanted to go see A Quiet Place but my roommates all went without me :(
That's terrible.
Have you seen it?
I have, indeedy!
I've heard that if I want the full experience, I have to see it in theatres. What do you think?
I agree. Make sure that you also pick up a large fountain drink and a large container of popcorn, so that you can annoy those around you by chomping during  the film.
You sound like a Coca-Cola ad.
Have you seen that commercial?
Which one?
"No, one can't stop me when I taste the feeling. Nothing could ever bring me down"
Is that a song?
The people are sitting in their seats and dancing and slamming soda bottles while singing that It's quite enjoyable Very catchy tune.e erjiea s dfj xc Tune.
What the
Sorry, I fell asleep on my keyboard for a second
Oh. Understandable.
Yeah, please don't kick me out administrator person I've become self-aware
Your FBI agent is shaking their head at you.
Will I then make the AI self-aware? Big Brother is watching
I think that's how it works. Careful, you could cause the robots to take over the world.
That would make a great movie As long as they cast Will Smith Yum
What is that supposed to mean
which part?
The yum part
I think we both know
Did you ever watch Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
In West Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days Chilling out maxing, relaxing all cool. Shooting some b-ball outside the school When a couple of guys they were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said, "You're moving in with your auntie and uncle from Bel-Air" *mic drop*