Hey boo!
Hey hows it going?
What were yoy gonna say?
Haha Hey, your pretty cool! I saw you on here one time. I really like chatting here!
You* Me too. Life is a joy I like to fast
Oh, I was just going to say, if humans developed faster than the speed of light travel, we would be in a whole new world
Haha, isn't eating apple pie just a dream? That's pretty lame
Ya, how did your fast go? Did you go fast down the road or what are you talking about
Gee, I can't tell if I'm tired or if I just slapped a squirrel.
Oh, man! Now  im really hungry how about you?
Not at all. Yay!
You just slapped a squirrel! I see it now Anyway... So the ipad pro has near the same benchmark as the macbook pro laptop!
Hard to catch them buggers. Can you catch a squirrel between your toes?
Its actually got greater specs than the IPad air Of course I can there are ten toes and one squirrel thats super easy
That's cool. Please don't talk anymore about that.
Cant anyone! Wow... Im really sorry, but you asked! Haha
Not if the squirrel's got nuts. Ooh, it's almost my babe time. Oops, bed time.
Im really sorry about the other night! I was just going through a special time of the month, if you know what I mean. And I try not to talk about these things all the time
My bad. Autocorrect gets me everytime. Um, what?
but I just find myself wanting to always keep typing to guarantee myself a good chance in the running Haha
I'm afraid.
You need to go to bed? Its not even 3 in the morning yet? Haha
Consent is essential in 2018
Huh?
I only stay up that late if I'm playing starwatch 3.
I have no clue what you are even talking about?
That's because children find me in the easiest hiding spots.
Oh, starwatch is pretty fun. Hey next weekend you wan to play until dead hours of the night?
Who's dead? Why would I play them?
Why do they find you in the easiest hiding spots? Im so confused?
Because they are children... o.O
Maybe my communication skills are going really downhill, but I feel like we are in the same room and have no idea what we are talking about Haha Really random! Haha Its a quiet place!
We are basically talking about the same exact thing. Let's be real.
You dont want to be too loud or they will come out to get us and then we will die!
Ooh, it's 11pm. Night night.
Oh, Ipads? Oh, youre going to bed?
Oooh, MaxiPads?
I dont even know what those are? could you explain?
It's a reality. Don't be afraid.
Whats a reality?
It's a feminine hygiene product Catch my drift?
Well... this conversation is going way over my head! Haha
I'm sure it is.
Oh, now I got it... Thats kind of gross to bring up. Why would you do that?
How high would that need to be? To clear your head, I mean.
I dont even know my height. And even if I did that seems like pretty personal information. Some kind of information that I wouldnt give out on a chat line like this Who knows maybe you would steal my identity
Do you know that feeling of ambivalence you get on the weekend when philanthropic ideas arise?
Whats ambivalence?
I know you, Mathyou. OooooOooOooh! "How'd he do that?"
haha, you are using way more words that are way too big for me to understand. Are you like a literary major or something where you know the definitions of a ton of words? You seem really smart Wait.. How do you know me? Just from this chat? Because I saw you here a couple of days ago too!
Okay, this is fun, but I'm gonna take my iPad and cut off the stream of endorphins so I can fall into a pleasant blissful dream. No blue light, the iPad is just to hold.
What? if you need to go to bed, you can go, but I have no clue what you are talking about?