Hey Its me
well lets start chatting
Ok What do you think is embarassing?
I wanted to tell you about my day today but we fell of chat last time i guess that would be considered as some what embarrassing
Yeah thats ok
anyway  I was going to say I was talking to this guy about unicorns and he was asking me whether i thought they were real
They arent
and I said no and he said why not and i said cause well.  they could be but nobody knows for sure I guess nobody can say that the seen one and if they
Well i guess that is true
did then nobody would confirm that the did so really what would be the point do you see what I am trying to say here
The unicorns assassinate their witnesses so i hear
haha ya that would make sense.  they use their horn right well any way.  I was saying that unicorns must be able to grant wishes.  I mean they have magic right? And we started talking about what kind of wishes we would ask the unicorn for.  Right?
Yeah
I told him that I would wish for a world made of peanut butter He thought that he would use his wish to have flying pigs Haha .  we were both talking about other chat subjects that we had been doing earlier in the day.  It was funny
Sounds like an interesting wish. I would probably wish for money.
I was thinking that I could wish for more wishes.
I just started. What are the chat subjects?
I dont know how many wishes a unicorn will grant its captor
Probably three haha
I understand a genie will grant three wishes.  Do you know how many a unicorn will do? Maybe ther is a connection between the magic of a genie and a unicorn I hope you dont mind if I talk a lot.  I am full of caffine I also am really excited about catching the leader but he is way ahead of me right now and I have been having a hard time finding people to chat with.  So I am glad you are new to this You seem to be a good listener. You can stop me if I am saying too much What time zone are you in? well it must be a slower time zone than me I am ready to chat chat chat. Anyway, I told the guy that if I caught a unicorn I would wish for the ability to chat at lightning speed I used to be not very good at typing but now I am on fire
Oh hey wow Yeah sorry I got distracted
I was thinking that wishing for more wishes must be against
No sure I think this is cool. Yeah it usually is
some magic rule book and that is why its never allowed awesome.  my girl friend was a great listener.  well she never said anything it took me almost a month before I realized my girl friend was my roommates inflatable doll I know.  I wont talk about that but he told me it was really his girl friend
What?
so I moved on but I wished she was mine.  She was cute
Wow are you messing with me?
I know,  I am not making any sense right now but its fun to have someone who is not over analyzing me like the other guy earlier today
O I guess yeah
He was like a physcologist. He asked me what I was feeling about and what made me say the things or type the things i was I was like, hey dude, chill so today I had to go to work and I wished that it was a shorter day it was beautiful outside.  And I wanted to be outside so you want to know what I learned today that was new
Yeah sure.
I learned that this competition has some additional rules well they are like unsaid rules.  like you should only have one swinging monkey open at a time. I was chatting with someone last night that i could not shake he must have had 50 windows open at the same time I think his screen name is Jaezo.  Do you no him? I had to stop for a quick drink
Yeah the rules say not to talk about the competition though
oh well.  I dont think he will be much competition.  I plan to chat all night Hey so do you mind if I tell you a story that happened to me today Have I worn you out or are you away to the bathroom? Well if you dont mind I will just tell you about it.