Iv'e killed a man, with this thub thumb
I don't have hair above mid-thigh
that's a little awkward I would be glad to not know that thing about you to be honest. Like I could live my whole life without knowing that fact and be completely fine
that's not what your girlfriend said
I don't think I would feel as though I was left out of any important knowledge because I didn't know that fact ooof I didn't know that you knew that I had a girlfriend just kidding, I totally do not
I can bench press the entire earth for REPS!!!
that would be a travesty because everyone knows that girls are only trouble and provide no benefit to humans just men thouugh
I know a feminist who would disagree
they only distract mnen men
females are valuable
true
not all men ca coook can cook
just jame james laugh out loud they produce offspring also
That nerd spends too much time in the kitchen
for shizzle my nizzle you know where he spend too much time is in his room doing homework who studies these days can i get a yeet on yeet yeet
That's true. Maybe if hstudied less he could actually attract a girl
like honestly only those who want to do well in life and school will study seems overrated to me thane dont say that about james that's neither true nor kind what a jerk that's so so so ride people have feelings too you realize rude im hungry but i had too much food tonight so that is a rip to the dip hahaha now I am gonna be fat fatter* where did thane go i will keep talking to myself until he returns how am I? im good that is good what am i doing tomorrow? I am taking a midterm and going to accounting class i might go to the game too then going on a date with Mel Merrill true true i love my life
RIP James ooooofff
THANE IS BACK nah it's not a rip to james though why am i excited though i dont even like thane
kinda.  You'd better not steal his girl he has a lot of knives and they are sharp
he yells at me when i don't work out with him what a weirdo that is a good point am I right? don't mess with games james games too cuz we about to get a switch my dude
Don't you dare screw with the games I will find you
can i get a yeet on yeet yeet well actually I'm about to get a switch that I will graciously let you all use' thats what i said me i am getting a switch
You are!! That's a yeet for sure
Yeet yeet yeet!!! and you guys are all about to order kids meals from costa vida not gonna lie laugh out loud I mean my roommates when I saw you guys how is ben not negatively reacting this christian music By the way
Because he can't hear
T-REV IS HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I LOVE THAT MAN
he has no ears
He is such a legend HE WALKED WITH THANE HOME TODAY
That's romantic how cute
he felt so happy to be in his presence i heard I was really jealous because I really want trevor to be my man wait thane im talking to you
Maybe Nelson will make gay legal now
that would be really really weird laugh out loud (sorry t-rev)
true
i would cry I think that would really challenge my faith to be honest I would have a really hard time with it
honestly yeah
that would definitely challenge my faith
It would take some thought and study
family proclamation just cut and delete
and a really good explanation
taking lines out like can the first presidency really backtrack on the family proclamation that was a document to stand through the timews i think they have the power to
technically it just says that marriage between a man and a woman is ordained. It doesn't say anything about mana-man marriage
it is not a temporary thing. It is something that will stand into the eternities but that would ruin the point hmmm bro what say ye Thane? put on i can only imagine
I think it won't be changed
by alex boye
as a church, we have a spine
not whoever that loser is
not like those dirty protestants
or catholics
always changing doctrine and such
all of them except potter chad is my dad
You know who i really like? The Amish
where is my better half? you know what I really like? when president Oaks delivers a fire talk that completely roasts social liberals
they don't budge
there i am that is a good point amish are pretty cool pres oaks goes off sometimes and i love it As they walk through the valley where they harvest their grain
They're like:  "screw you world Imma do what I want"
thane remember when you texted me last conference and said that oaks was spittin fire?
Yeah. That was awesome
yeah I remember that okay also Tad R Calister
Tad R callister is a legend
wait it was tad callister just kidding PUT ON ALEX BOYE INSTEAD I CAN ONLY IMAGINE ALEX BOYE YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
No. I can't imagine what that would do to my soul
YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE THANE AND YOU BETTER
It is on
you bet your ________ __________ it is okay so I really hope that church gets changed to two hours. That would literally make my day and my life what would ben insert here that ain't happening whoops i am not going until 12 i need to read some chem other than that its chill someone check the rules
I don't really want church to change to 2 hours. I enjoy doing the 3-hour grind It sets us apart from other churched churches and its a sign of devotion
But don't you think that two hour grind is still a good amount of grind time?
not really. Any nerd can grind for two hours it takes endurance for three
that is a derogatory term thane those will get you disqualified like in all honesty, we  ould dedicate ourselves better and live the way that jesus taught better if we spent more time in the home
Not really. If you think about it marginally, one more hour out of a 168-hour week isn't a large change it wouldn't have much of an effect you durak
that is true, but it goes with the theme that the church has been having about simplifying they are taking out the structure of the church and making it more of a personal matter
so far that hasn't extended to church services though.
we see this with the simplification of the quorums as well as the eradication of hometeaching to be replaced by ministering, geared at personal connections home teaching kinda Boy scouts I see that as another way that the church is simplifying
Would it really simplify that much? It's not as if they are doing away with any programs, just making them shorter
In the new testiment christ was always very focused on not getting too  wrapped up in the bureaucracy
Boy scouts was a special case you mean
but rather being more involved in loving individuals and not forgetting them for personal gain and pride
According to that line of reasoning, Christ technically didn't create any sort ot organized church structure
trust me, I'm a professional theologist I got a ninety-four on my mdterm that is totally true
therefore the non-deonominational christians are correct
And in trying to immitate Christ and his way of forming religious dedication, they would simplify the church and minimize the amount of beaurocratic involvement they are, but don't have the power or authority rest in peace them laugh out loud
Christ stated that his kingdom is one of order, which would imply he wants it to be structured
that is also true, but still, there is a line between order and contrl
I agree that bureaucracy is bad, but the church isn't particularly bureaucratic at the moment
I think the church is very aware of that fact, and because of it will try to limit it's amount of involvemente in what could be individual worship And then there's the fact that the church could save a significant amount of money by have two hour blocks Less buildings
That is true, but they aren't exactly strapped for cash THis is true