it'd be harder to get bacon we'd have to hunt them like ducks
Turkey shoots are around thanksgiving so I image we would have pig shoots at Christmas time.
oh you right or maybe a complete seprate holiday where we eat pig
I image that might happen. But what would the holiday be named? And just think how many things my mom would have to let me do. She always said "when pigs fly".
yeah for real finally my brother lets me have a turn on the gamecube
I'd finally get to go to the movies with my friends And stay out late! It would be like going to college!
ok but what if the pigs became viscious
I'd go to Costco. Similar to a zombie apocalypse.
what if you were walking on the streat a some pig drops out of the sky and kills you ooh smart i hope you have a membership
Don't need one, I'd just wait for an old lady to walk in and walk next to her, pretend she's my grandma, works everytime
Ok but they have bacon in Costco. So imagine this: you are hiding out in Costco when suddenly you hear it. "Oink" it is the pigs. They have come to avenge their fallen brother
I'm still by grandma, so I point to her and say "she did it". And I hide behind the toilet paper pile.
I like that: blaming the elderly. I do it all the time you ever see that video captioned "handing off the world to the next generation" and it's some guy kicking a ball painted like the earth and knocking over a toddler
No, but it sounds both awesome and accurate. I'll have to look it up sometime.
It is pretty accurate actually haha
I feel like there is only so much to be said about flying pigs. Any other interesting topics on your mind?
I don't kmow What do you like to do for fun?
I like to run, and I like watching The Office! You?
Ah that is such a great show! As for running, I used to be into it when I was younger but now I am lazy and old.
I just got my roommate to start watching it! so I get to watch the whole thing over again.
ooh nice! I still haven't made it through the whole show.
I highly recommend it, the last season ties everything together. Speaking of running, I actually need to go run at the park! Thanks for chatting!