Hey whats up!
Yo its ya boi
hahaha we are the only ones on i guess haha
Yeah i guess so
are you a big fan of sour patch kids?
Heck to the yes
hahaha i have a big sack of the watermelon slices i am munching on ha ha ha
oh the watermelon ones are so good. it like burns your mouth after a while though haha
really? i guess i am about to find out in just a bit
Yeah, I'm really prone to canker sores in my mouth its pretty debilitating. but I still constantly eat like pineapple and sour stuff regardless
oh i love sour stuff are canker sores caused by sour things and acidic things then?
OOh yeah way better than sweet
i totally agree i am lucky i am not super susceptible to canker sores
Yeah. And the stuff in your toothpaste that makes it bubbly is called sodium laurel sulfate, and it causes canker sores as well.
really?
I have ~special~ toothpaste for it yeah
that is probably why my toothpaste dissolves my cheek tissue
haha yeah you wouldnt want cheek tissue ew who wants that
hahaha sounds disgusting
In portland one time I saw this guy with gauges in his cheek It was really cool because he could just pour water in his cheeks
hahaha that is insane you dont even need to open your mouth, i don't think that is a great thing if he is kissing anyone though
Its like another mouth. and you can stick your finger through to the other side. haha portland people are bonkers haha yeah but I bet you could breathe more But i guess your tongue would get pretty dry If I did it, which i never would just to be clear, I would get little plastic window things to stick on when I felt like having whole cheeks And for job interviews and such You know, things that require my entire fiace *face
yeah that is true. There would be a bunch of air getting in
Ooh I bet you could just hold a pencil or a chopstick for a prolonged period
why would you do that?
I don't know, maybe your hands are full and you really need to hold a pencil or a chopstick and you can just stick it straight through your head Its a practicality thing, really
oh i see
haha i'm being completely sarcastic I hope you're picking that up
so you stick it in your mouth or more correctly your face. no i am not picking up sarcasm. I dont think you are being sarcastic at all.
....is that sarcasm?
heaven forbid
haha that's what stinks about this format of communication is that I can't even use italics to imply sarcasm.
yeah hahaha i doubt i would use italics if it was available
Italics in texting is on my agenda when I'm president of the world. The first thing.
the chat bot will need something more than just italics to convey sarcasm
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure it would get it wrong and just be really dramatic or mean haha because that's all sarcasm is
that is funny i think you are right someday it will work though honestly sarcasm is a little to complicated for a chat bot in my opinion
Yep. You'll make it happen Teaching sarcasm to my little siblings is my work and my glory My legacy
hahaha yeah i will be the sole programmer to accomplish the impossible: a sarcastic chat bot
Yep. I have soo much faith in you. I bet it'll be sooo easy It'll take like, an afternoon
oh far less than an afternoon
Yeah like 5 minutes
tell you what i will even use this chat to train it and yeah it will only take a few minutes i mean there isnt really much good sarcasm here, but it might work? you never know...
Oooh yeah you might be taking a risk there, no sarcasm for miles none at allll
yep do you know how you would explain sarcasm to somebody who didn't understand? This time on a less sarcastic note haha
Yeah we actually had a foreign exchange student my freshman year and we had to explain sarcasm to her. We said that you make a statement that, given the context, is so absurd or so ill-fitting that it means the opposite. Like, when you walk to get your diploma at high school graduation and say, boy that was sure easy, I barely did ANYTHING these last few years! It plays into absurdist humor be cause of course it wasn't easy and of course you did work
interesting so it is an obvious display of falsification
yes but its different from lying because lying has different intentions and is (supposed to be) less obvious Oh speaking of lying, I have a confession. Do you want to hear it? It may be insulting
well i suppose so
Ok well I'm not actually a dude.
i think you told me that once i was thinking about it earlier
And I haven't served a mission. I just went with that because it makes people more open to talking to me
hahaha well think of it this way there are so many girls on here and if they think you are a returned missionary they will be all over you hahaha not that they get much choice but i suppose they would chat with you more but honestly i dont know what to believe any more and your username way sounds like a guy who is into basket ball hahaha
Haha one thing for sure is that I abhor basketball. But everything else is true. I'm 6 feet tall, I really like skiing, I'm from arizona, all that jazz And I'm literally the worst juggler in the world Haha I've actually only gone with that rm thing with you because I knew you were a guy and it would be less, weird I guess And its true, I've never had a girlfriend and never will haha I guess its not basketball itself that I hate, I just have a wingspan of 5'6", which is super short for my height, and my hands are the size of my 11 year old brothers.
woah talk about a confessional well then i guess i have something to confess too
So everyone's like oh man you're freakishly tall you MUST be amazing at basketball and they are continually disappointed by my t rex arms and baby hands ooh spill
well the truth is i am actually 6 foot 5 but i am a girl as well
Wait woah really? You chat like a dude, I have a hard time believing this
i just figured people would be more endeared to a tall returned missionary than to a tall non missionary girl from the backwoods in georgia so all this time i took on this identity i mean the whole reason i chose this name is because adam and eve were in the garden of eden together
Ok no way you're joking
so what a fitting name to teach eve to chat with my whole family is really tall i have a sister who is a bit shorter, 6 1 actually she just got her masters in public administration my younger brother is going on his mission to africa it is really kind of crazy
So you're not from north las vegas? And you're not adam adair?
woah woah woah no personally identifying info remember? you get disqualified for it
Ha I got you
and yeah i am joking XD and how do you know my last name i might add? and i am not from north las vegas i just moved
I'll admit, I was infuriatingly curious and it was super late at night and my jugement goes out the window when I stay up super late so I looked you up on the directory. Sorry
you had better be sorry! looking at my facebook at all?
No.
thank goodness you arent as much of a scoundrel as i had feared
Haha why? Got any embarassing pics?
yeah one of me with my six pack and guns hahaha
Yes yes of course
so embarassing
Haha I'm super non-photogenic so social media is a disaster for me I just use it for the memes yo
hahaha that is too bad i like using facebook to see what people actually look like in real life
I just got my braces off yesterday so I'm not as gross as before
i hate it when all i get are a bunch of memes im not really into well that is a terrible way to view yourself
I'm just setting the bar super low so if you feel inclined to look me up its not disappointing haha That's my senior quote actually "Set the bar super low and you'll never be disappointed" -my dad
hahahaha i cant look you up i mean i suppose wait a second i narrowed you down to like 10 people but yeah thats where it ends
There's TEN people with the last name ball in gilbert? I've got to find these kids and hold a meeting or something
yeah there are more than that but 10 female names anyways enough talk about stalkerish stuff!
Haha I was just looking through my facebook page and its soo old haha I haven't used facebook in like 2 years Would you rather?
hahaha i am sure i would but what would i rather?
Yeah wanna play?
sure!
Would you rather continue with your life or restart it, knowing everything you know now?
continue
Oh I thought you were asking me to add more to the would you rather haha I was like that's it. That's the whole would you rather theres nothing to continue But why? You'd be able to experience your childhood all over and know how to make friends Man I had straight up no friends in elementary school. I was weird as heck. I was only semi friends with this vegetarian girl who was ostracized because she ate tofu all the time and she was super into tae kwon do I would know what flipping people off was and not do it all the time to people when I was little
oh well i wasnt the most well liked in any of my schools i turned it around though and i have a much better social life here at byu
I would probably pretend I was dumb when they took the test to see if I was smart enough to start school early so I wouldnt be 17 for the first few months of college
hahaha good idea
Yeah I did that when I moved here so I'm still weird but its hidden, deep beneath all this facade of composure I'm like shrek, I'm like an onion
oh what is oh many layers maybe a cake is a better analogy ;)
Yes or like 7 layer dip I'm like dip. I gotta lotta layers Ooh or like oregonians in the spring. Cause its cold in the morning but sometimes it gets warm and you got to be prepared with those layered flannels, tee shirts, sweat shirts and columbia rain jackets
are you from oregon?
Yeah, I've spent most of my life there.
nice
Have you ever been?
no i havent my sister and i were going to go this summer but it looks like it ended so our trip plans are doomed
I'll tell you, if you go, go in august because it's beautiful that time of year. Pretty much from october to june the sky is the color of the background of this chat, and its lame and sad Aw that stinks What happened to your plans?
my sister decided to visit the east coast instead so she cant bring me along on a road trip any more it would cost a lot more too so i cant really go i am not covered in dough or at least i am saving so that one day i will be haha
LAME. oK SOMEHOW i ACCIDENTALLY TURNED THE CAPS LOCK ON LEMME FIGURE IT OUT REAL QUICK
hahaha
Whew ok yeah I understand. Well some neat places to go are definitely downtown portland, so you can see all the weird hippies that hit on teenage girls (a VERY fun experience I've had MULTIPLE times) rockaway beach is really cool
weird hippies that reminds me
Jones creek is really fun for bridge jumping Yeah what?
i met a really cool hippie once he gave me two dollars hey can i switch back to my phone?
Haha yeah go for it
i am still here for now
Ok. Yeah one time I was modeling for a painting on the waterfront in downtown portland and this guy comes over and he's super drunk and he was like heey girly you look reeall nice in that dreesss.. you gotta husband??
hahaha
And my ballroom partner was there and I was like nah and I SHOULD have said yes because he got closer and was reaching for me and my partner was like back off bud
nice
The dude was really intent on finding out where he could find a place to listen to music too haha
hey i have to go
Ok no prob