Hey!
are we both crazy or what
Ok you're literally the first person to actually answer in like 3 hours
If I could travel faster than light, I think I could figure out how to get more sleep
Someone, some crazy person keeps pairing up with me and ghosting right away. I've watched like an entire movie waiting for that monkey thing Haha yeah that would be first on the list
sorry.  I did it like twice I was trying to catch a friend who was getting on and would keep me awake but they fell asleep.
Haha lame. Sleep is for nerds
haha. I wish I could be a nerd right now then.
Anyways sorry about today my phone was glitching out and then it died and then I had to take a final and then I had a meeting and then I went to the temple and then I had a service project and it was a long day with a very dead phone
you must be really dedicated and wanting to gain some ground on one or two people above you
Dude I'm in 9th place and I started a couple days ago
no problem.  it sounds like you had a really long day
I consider myself to be a nonchalantly competitive person.
I had classes and this chat stuff
Your score is insane.
ya.  me too
And you have way less chats than the 0 guy
the guy in first place is insane.  I must be just stupid for trying ya.  he was doing some pretty creative stuff and I dont know what but it is now not possible with the new program edits
I know every time I check he's like 500,000 points ahead of you. Its incredibly frustrating Well that's good
he was opening a bunch of windows and typing a couple sentences and closing
Ahhh slick
your telling me.
Man all my success is home grown old fashioned neglect for my body
oh well.  its all for a good cause right haha.  what does that mean
Like staying up until 3 every day and accidentally waking up at 5:30
well maybe we can help each other attempt some progress thru the night
Yes that would be good
ya.  i went to bed at 1:30 and got up at 4:30 and have not had a nap yet today
Heeyy welcome to the clubb Ok you were telling me about your car accident and i literally wanted to throw my phone when it died it was so excruciating to be on the brink of some sick deets and then LOSE THEM I think you said that your dad thought your mom was under the car
oh ya.  I wondered what happened to you.  I thought I was giving you too many details and you thought I was a chat hog and dropped me
Noo man if anything I'm a chat hog
I think it really cool that you are determined enough to wait three hours for more deets not at all.  you are a fast typer though
Well really like 12 Heck yes I actually practice every day on this typing test thing
but lets see if we can get some real points and good dialogue going here
I'm trying to break 70 wpm
I was literally dying in my last two chats.  Everything was so slow motion that is a nice speed I am actually sitting out in my car.
YESS I was actually so happy when it glitched me out because I was chatting with some girl and it was really slow and lame Wait why are you in sabrina
I am going to start using voice to text again and I can not do it with my roommates sleeping in the room
wait ignore what i just said
yep.  that is my saab she is one hot gal and I am not talking about when she goes topless wait. ignore what i just said
I SPIT OUT MY DRINK OH MY GOODNESS
oh my.  was it a bad drink
I'm like quiet screaming right now
did you know that they dont make them like my sabrina any more
That was just really unexpected Yeah she's not like ~other girls~ *hipster hair flip*
no.  she has some nice curves and is green like shrek
OOOH WAIT TOPLESS BECAUSE SHES A CONVERTABLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yep.  you got it. I dont hang with anything else that goes topless.  thats not my thing but when sabrina goes topless, I get a lot of looks
Yeah I was like ADAM you're an rm you know beTTER
my sister told me that I would get more dates at school with a nice and sporty convertible cabriolet
Haha is she like the color of the chat boxes
yep but with a nice shine
shmexy
It is a really fun car to drive.  It is a shame that they are becoming extinct
Yeah yah gotta keep your shrek car for as long as possible man Wait wait you should get those little horn things shrek has and stick them on your car and pull up to a fine lookin lady and say
you will have to look for me on campus
get IN my swamp
ya. do you have a special ride
Nope. Actually, I have a shrek green bike
nice.  so it is permanently convertible
Yeh I was thinking today, during my hour long juggling session, about how you thought I was joking when I said I was juggling, and it fueled me to become better just so I can stand in a very public place on campus and wait to see if you saw some 80s lookin girl just juggling and then I could prove you and all my haters wrong
you are funny I will be looking for you do you want to know a detail that I learned from the programmers of this competiton.
Yes for sure
you get bonus points for correct punctuation
My time has come.
what?  are you leaving me
Haha no my time to correctly punctuate.
how much longer are you planning to be up and online I am thinking of pulling an all nighter to see if I can make up some difficult ground
Well, last night my blood sugar was super low and I realized that I could just eat and keep going so I'd say I could stay all night And I legiterally have no plans tomorrow
I am all hopped up on mormon coffee. milk
Whew yeah that gets me going. Be careful its lethal in high doese
wait.  isnt milk a mild sedative?
Yeah actually
or maybe it is a laxative.  one of those ives
Well it creates acid reflux and makes your tum all warm so I think that's why it makes people tired Have you ever had almond milk?
oh ya you were telling me about your dad controlling your noises of course. almond milk is the bomb literally bombs my stomach
YEEEAH oh
actually I like the lightly sweetened vanilla coconut milk I am kidding about bombing my stomach
I ~think~ I'm lactose intolerant so I just stay away from straight up milk and almond milk is a beautiful heaven sent creation
actually my little sister has stomach aches from regular milk so she has almond milk in the refrigerator.
Haha thats good because everyone should taste the joy of almond milk
so when we ran out of regular milk with our cereal, we had to use hers. what do you think of soy milk and rice milk
Its so good right?? Like it makes regular milk taste eh I've actually never had soy or rice milk
If it is really cold and I am really thirsty and it is hot out, then yes it is just fine
Hahah I was just reminded I was explaining tres leches to my brother and I told him it has rat milk in it
yep.  rat milk, goat milk and chicken milk
Milking rats is like a huge joke in my family because we were playing this game called alibi where theres this fake crime and you have to come up with the most creative alibi and mine was that I was milking my rats and I won Do you want to play? It's pretty fun Haha chicken milk
play milking rats?
Noonono alibi
I am better at milking chickens
YEah I bet they're pretty compliant Ok if you ever get the chance to have chickens in your lifetime get silkies you will never regret it they have these fluffy little feet and you can't see their eyes
we do have chickens but no silkies because they really require special treatment
Yeah they get crap in their feathers its kind of gross
we have a bard rock named penelope and another named mini (until the neighbors dog got her) and a laced wyondotte we also have a polish chicken
oooh the neighbors dog got her eeehhhhhhh holding in the tears now laced wyondotte sounds like a piece of antique furniture
ya.  and they sent me a picture of just the pair of wings that was left over
oooooooohhhhhhh mmmmyyyyyyy goooooooooddddneesssss
the dog packed off four of our chickens.  two got away and came back.
Hehe sick those chickens are so metal
the rooster has nine lives.  He has had so many near death experiences.
Man chickens are the best Someone just TOOK our super responsible hen that would sit on the eggs when everyone else was out eatin leaves And my mom flIPPED out about it
i believe that chickens possess the answers to the universes problems.  I like to go out and talk to them when I am home
Yeah I talked to my chickens too They're just so fun to watch
they are really relaxing
We had some americanas and they're really pretty Yeah they're little heads just raving whenever they walk
oh ya we have one of those.  she is smart.  her name is penny
Haha I love how there's always that smart safe responsible chicken and the rest are disasters
very true
I try to emulate the energy of that mom chicken. so wise and knowledgeable
our momma chicken does not take any crap from anyone.  she is a pushy chicken
Haha bessie was like that. She was mean and big and not a chicken I look up to What we really need are good chicken role models
Yeah we do need some good chicken roll models Whoops that was definitely the wrong kind of role
Haha chicken roll those are pretty good
Oh well Bessie that really sounds like a chickens name ha ha Ha I think I recall a big road paver being called Bessie and lightning McQueen wants
Yes that was the inspiration
Oh sorry it's called cars not lightning queen having a little tired ha ha Ha What's the most interesting conversation you've had on here yet?
She was kind of ugly too and nobody wanted to hold her
Oh wow that's he's kind of an ugly name no offense to anyone you know named Bessie I don't know anyone named Bessie but I suppose there's someone out there
Haha yeah anyone with the name bessie has parents who hate them
That's really funny normally all of our chickens are cute enough that anyone of them is fun to hold by anyone in our family pretty much
That's sweet. Have you ever held an ostrich??
Ha ha no kidding right if I was named Betsy I would probably flip out because not only is a kind of a bad name but I'm also a guy but if I knew someone named Betsy oh man
Oh and this conversation about chickens right now is the most interesting
Bessie not Betsy man my speech to text just does not want to catch the right words ha ha Ha
Haha if a dude was named bessie I would feel so bad
Really think so? That's funny well conversations get really interesting when you're in the dead of night and you're both drunk on whatever acid it is it fills your brain.
Yeah. acid wink
Actually come to think of it Bessie is probably more of a dude's name to begin with ha ha Ha I still feel bad about that do you think maybe it has to do with something you eat like milk or something you just can't I just have you talk to doctors about your diet at all I have a friend is allergic to just about everything in the entire world including chicken and peanuts and I don't know just a bunch stuff is crazy he's allergic to like 10 di
Well a lot of foods cause it, like citrus and dairy and fried food and carbonated stuff
Different things. Are you a big soda drinker at all? Pretty much all junk food causes it ha ha that's funny I feel like that's all anyone needs any more these days it's good to have a home-cooked meal every once in a while
No but literally everybody in arizona is. I don't know how they still have teeth
Oh it's crazy I went on my mission to Nebraska and there was a point in my mission where I served in a place where no onese
Yeah I like to eat pretty healthy. It makes me feel good.
Had teeth at all Yeah I like to eat healthy too but everyone so I have to kind of have a snack else getting healthy gets kind of old
hhahAHAH my cousin served in tenessee and she was like nobody has teeth here Yeah what's your favorite dessert?
Actually that's not really true eating healthy doesn't really get to old as long as I've been doing it for a while after I start doing it for a a while it gets really easy and I begin to forget what sugar taste like Favorite dessert? That's a hard one I mean I really like cheesecake and I like really good ice cream thing I told you about that
Haha yeah once its your routine its actually really easy Wait what ice cream thing??
Yeah I actually have an eaten that much this past week and I'm going down to one or two meals a day and I go to eat a meal and I can't hardly finish the meal Because my stomach isn't really that big from not eating enough So I definitely don't over eat Did I tell you about what my favorite ice cream flavor is?
Oh for sure. I was sick last week and my stomach shrank a ton so I can't eat very much at a time anymore. Which is kinda nice Do tell Wait lemme gues
I mean it's kind of nice makes it easier to not over eat but then again when you do need to eat it's kind of hard because you feel full really fast Oh I would be very impressed if you could guess this No it's not cookies and cream. It is not vanilla or chocolate either.
Yeah that part stank. I was like, man I'm going to faint I haven't eaten enough today but I just couldn't Ok I'm going to guess lemon or rainbow sherbet you seem fruity
Lemon?! That is way to citrusy for me I'm not really into sherbet or sweet tangy citrus flavored sort of ice cream's
haha ok how about cake batter
Ha ha ha no I meant uncooked things like cake batter and cookie dough and brownie batter and baked goods mixed in with ice cream What are you know you guessed most of it Have you ever been to cold stone creamery? It's on my favorite flavor of ice cream there but I guess I mean it isn't really a flavor they make it right in front of you
Hmm is it m&m
No it is an Eminem not really a big fan of Eminem's either isnt* Do you want me to tell you what it is? It is a signature ice cream flavor that can only be found at cold Stone and I'm actually not sure if they advertise it anymore
Yah neither am I Yeah just tell me this is hard
That's your hint. It is called all lovin no oven End it is literally a combination of all those things I was telling you about Minus the brownies I think
Haha thats amazing. I love unbaked baked goods. Its like way better than the actual baked good
Yeah people used to think I was crazy... Oh wait they still do... For eating a pancake batter before it's cooked
NO WAY I FREAKING LOVE PANCAKE BATTER
Well I'm pretty sure pretty much everyone thinks I'm crazy for doing that but I don't know I like to taste a little bit No way that is so cool!
Sometimes I just make it just to eat it, with no plans for pancakes It grosses everyone out
There was this one guy in my mission who is like why do you even eat cookie dough I mean you don't eat pancake batter do you? I was like no actually I really really enjoy pancake batter and then he freaked out on me He was a really really good cook probably the best cook out of anyone who I had ever eaten dinner at their house in my entire mission
Haha I can just imagine this reluctant confession and that guy just going ham on you
I could imagine the hammer probably taste pretty good if you did he* No I think it's really funny but the first guy and second guy and you know who the second guy is probably are still going at this because they both really need an laptop That's probably why we are so dedicated to this Are you going to try and get an iPad? You seem like you're pretty devoted to staying up
I didn't even know that was an option haha
What do you mean you didn't know that was an option?
Like I only knew there was a macbook pro
What...Option did you not know about Oh you were going for the MacBook Pro then?
Like, that if I didn't win the macbook I would get something else
Good luck ha ha ha ha at this point the competition is so close to ending. You should go for the iPad
I honestly didnt think I would get the macbook, I just did it for the fun chats
Are you need to do is be at 6.6 million
Sure no prob
Well the chats are pretty fun I have to met that especially when you have the right people to chat with
Haha yeah I met this person from cincinnati who's into a lot of the same music as me and it was cool to talk about that today
That's really cool and we talked about music at all? I forget sometimes
Yeah you told me about that 433 song and angel in blue jeans
Oh yeah I remember that ha ha. Remember youth kind of thought it was clever but was also kind of annoyed ha ha
Haha I was like oh cool this is going to be a thoughtful and cool music suggestion I could maybe add to my library and it was just a clever loophole
Ha ha ha Yep. Very clever the loop hole.To beHones To be honest I had never even heard about it for my entire life up until the point that I took my music 101 class Actually kind of a catchy song if you ask me
Yeah I like the rhythm Its good to work out to
Yeah it's impeccable! Why not? People work up to it all the time all over the world in fact I think it's probably the most worked out to song in the entire world!
You know, I think you're right
I mean I'm listening to it right now How about you what are you listening to
And its perfect for test taking concentration Yep same
Oh yeah you bet!
What are the odds??
Wow no way we are twins!
Haha actually I can hear someone in my house watching brooklyn 99 and I kind of want to go join them
Oh really ha ha? There's someone up right now watching a movie in your house?
But I am dedicated to my craft as masterful communicator and chatter
Also I forgot are you studying at BYU right now or are you planning on studying next year?
Yeah we're all night owls
Oh thank goodness I was worried there for a little bit.
Next year Well really the summer term
Actually kind of have been watching the guy in first
So in like a month
And I mean I know him so I looked around and Sure enoughhis girlfriend is in the top 10 And he's talking to her right now and has been talking to her in the same chat for like the past eight hours
Hmmmmmmmmm
And I get the feeling that she's not still up but maybe that's just me
Yeahhh it would make sense to just use two phones
It would actually be kind of funny if they both managed to win Yeah that's probably what he's doing ha ha. I mean I can't be sure but I have my guesses.
Haha or if she somehow beat him by accident Where's she at? like in rank?
I would be absolutely hilarious although I severely doubt that will ever happen
Haha just watch I'm going to stay up for like 5 days and win this thing and nobody will ever see it coming
Ha ha ha that was my plan maybe we can win first and second
and then I will probably immediately die
Yeah perhaps.
Ok I like it
You should help me out you seem to be on when no one else's We have some really good conversations. Otherwise quite honestly I would probably fall asleep.
Haha I do my best to be not lame
It's like Reading a really really good book if it is good enough I can keep you up all night into the early hours of the morning
I love books like that
That's good that's funny I say lame all the time and everyone makes fun of me but I guess you use it to
Hehe ur lame too
Never had a book like that that you just can't put down? Ha ha sorry that you have to deal with me then.
Yeah the nix by nathan hill,
There should be like a chatting Masters league. You and I definitely near the top Wow I've never heard of that book before what genre is it and what is it about?
Yeah last time I checked i'm like 9th
I bet you'll probably make sixth or seventh tonight I'm so sorry I missed stated. I meant to say this morning
Its a political/social drama comparing a mother's experience with the 1968 peace protests with her son's experience of living in the 21s century as a percieved failure and the characters are beautifully developed and it has a really unique premise
Wow that sounds really complicated and actually a lot more realisticthan I was expecting. My goal is to try and hit 20 million tonight I messed it up again I mein this morning
LEts do it
We are kind of doing it it's crazy! Have you ever heard of the Tesla roadster?
Is that what you win? That would be crazy
They promised to give one exclusively to anyone who gets more than 40 million points But I seriously doubt that will happen even the first guy the second guy combined or not 40 million points and it's almost over
Holy crap you could sell that thing and graduate debt free Doubt is for dweebs lets do it
Ha ha ha I wish they were actually giving out Tesla roadster spell be so cool I mean they're not even in production yet Maybe we can convince them to give one out and we can contact Elon musk or something and tell him to support the competition since he is probably into the whole artificial int Artificial intelligence thing. Actually maybe not I think he might be a little afraid the artificial intelligence will take over the world.
Yeah he's expressed a little concern about that
Yeah I kind of find it fun to follow him and see what his latest endeavors are and his latest investment He's been trying to ramp up production for the Tessa model three I think it's working so far but they still quaint aren't  on target Quite*
I was actually meaning to ask you this but why don't you think that computers are going to take over the world and  ruin everything You seem to have a lot of faith in ai
I don't think they will because as long as we understand them we can program them and we can stop them from doing anything to irrational Another problem I see is that even though there are many different applications of artificial intelligence none of them can combine into an intelligent being there just kind o
Yeah I guess the actions of the ai are ultimately decided in advance by whoever programmed it
Processes that have been automated Yes and even all the different actions that can be performed by artificial intelligence at this time have not been combined and probably would not be easily combined into an i Intelligent computer And someone needs to make this chat bubble speaker Bigger
YES RIGHT ARG
I went and talked to the main guy who is the head of this
Oh cool what did you guys talk about?
And we sat down and he opened up a little black window and there were all these lines of code and it looked so cool We talked about fixing the system so that there are multiple chat bubbles Some of the problems that was causing and also making it so that number one and number two didn't match with each other Because that was becoming a major problem ha ha Ha There was this thing going on where whoever got on first with hog all the chat boggle bubbles Kind of wasn't really that fair to be honest but now everything is way more fair and level Now it appears like the strategy is to be on 24 seven. I am all down for ha ha Ha
Haha I'm going to grab a snack real quick but you can keep talking for points if you want
OK give me something like a question so I can talk about it and you can read it when you get back and we can continue talking about it So can you grab me a snack to I'm kind of a little hungry. Oh no are you leaving me? No! Not again! Wait what happened last night. I forgot why were ended up getting off I was chatting with this one girl and she fell asleep on me it was really sad Then you can't to the rescue at like one in the morning Now you have come back to the rescue. I don't have a girlfriend and I am not one to really chat to my self so it helps that you are on and willing to listen and talk to me I am actually not sure which is faster, using swore or using speech to text Swipe not swore What type of a snack did you get and did you bring me anything? I sure hope you really are just getting a snack and that you do come back I would be lost Without you Wait that sounds like a song I have heard before I have an idea Oh wait you never answered my question are you an in coming freshmen Or are you going to school already. I totally forgot ? Oh wow I am actually catching jaezo chatting like this But only just barely I wonder what he is chatting about? I mean honestly I can't think of anything I just go with the flow And chat with you and whatever we talk about we talk about! I am going crazy here haha
Wow that was a lot
Oh thank goodness you are back
SHOOT I CANt see my text agh do you want to end it and restart? I'll have you do it so I know you saw it
Hey did you read my question about you going to BYU? Ref resh Sure why not I guess We can just take another chat bubble
I got 2 carrots and some strawberries
Unless you fixed it Did you fix it? Let me know If you are getting my messages
Oh and I'm an incoming freshman.
Oh ok and try refreshing the page
I don't know if you can see any of theeeeessseee
All of your and my texts should appear and hopefully that will fix it