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the craziest thing I've ever done is make out with my best friends current girlfriend It was a little wild
oof
I kid, that's not the truth
rip your firend
Here's the truth one time when I was in first grade, the bathroom was full and I took a dump in my pants
you gotta do what you gotta do oof
this is true in hindsight it would have been better just to run outside and find a bush
the craziest thing that i have ever done is pee on top of a moving train
but I was four and didn't think that fast from a bridge or something? That seems kinda edgy if you ask me I didn't realize you were that type of person Wet Grapes
from some scaffolding of course one time i drank what i thought was apple cider BUT IT WAS SWEET TEA
so is you were to rate yourself on total edginess, how do you think you would rate? like pretty edgy? not too edgy? I'm asking for a friend who is completely single, she kinda thinks that you're hot
define edgy
on a scale from a triangle to a circle The number of edges
me and your friend have so much in common i think im hot too
or how would you rate yourself in how well you follow the commandments of God? do youh think you do a good job or that you are really not a super "Mormon" mormon Oh do you now That's pretty interesting isn't it
i probably am about an octagon
okay that seems like a good answer actually an octagon is a good mix between curves and edges
I follow the commandments but i try not to act like a mormon mormon person if that makes sense i try not to be prideful or like super pasty
yeah that totally makes sense. Sometimes people who are super super mormony are kinda annoying I am not a pasty mormon In fact I like a little big of adginess
thats good edginess is good
I told yeah I agree there is a zone where you follow all the important rules but you recognize that sometimes the little ones are not as importnat Sometimes I feel like those who are not edgy at all think of themselves in too high of a manner and then they get to a point where it's almost self righteous and actually really annoying how do you feel about that do you agree with this assesment also that's why I really like my friend Chloe you know, she's the perfect combination of just a little edgy, but actually a super good person when it comes down to it Does that make sense to you Keep that on the down low but yeah, she's a pretty dope person if you ask me Do you think the bots need to know the word dope
yes that makes perfect sense too much edge is cringy
okay goos good Yeah for sure
but too little edge is boring
EXACTLY But not enough edge is lame I'm glad you understand
but super edgy people can be fun to do stuff with
thane thinks that any edge is too much edge and it gets on my nerves. He doesn't understand my taste in women
because they are crazy
exactly, they'll never be boring
oof ill change his views on edge
it's a total oof if you aak me
just you wait
Okay that would be great' He also says if a girl ever swears then he will never be into that girl
I'll have him listening to soundcloud rappers in no time
And chloe swears occasionally but not the bad ones you know ooh that would be pretty good
i think its hot when people swaer @ben
hahaha yeah ben is a sexy beast
dude ben is wife material
yeah wife him up it's no wonder that hannah is totally into him
does the chores is edgy
I would be too if I had a sexy man like ben in my life
but looks like he is a golddigger
yeah that's an oof But he's practically perfect. He does the chores That's a definite plus I need someone in my life who will do the chores and wash the dishes
and those button ups with the pen inside
because I don't particularly enjoy that
i never have to worry about having a pen
oof yeah that's really hot
hes always got one
Yeah it's probably super convenient for him though, like how nice to have a pen at all times within reaching distance except the only negative is that he is really bad at durak that could be a problem for his future wife. She might want to be dating a man who is not a fool You know what I mean?
too bad at durak
yeah it's kinda a struggle for those who are not blessed with superior game skills you know what I mean? not everyone can win durak every time they play
not everyone at all
I'm really glad you understand the struggle that some people must have
big oof
capital oof
OOF
so how do you deal with homesickness at college i"ll tell you the key "OOF"
home is wherever ben is
that's so true, you know he'll be such a good husband someday because he really just makes the home what it is like he is a total home maker do you inderstand
yes of course of course
oh good good I'm glad I'm not the only one with a sense of understanding about how perfect ben would be to a future lucky woman in this world How do you feel about disney movies? specifically pirated movies?
i like pirates of the carribean
pirates of the carribean is a very quality firm film especially the first one
i like all of them
It's by far the best one. There's the best jokes and everything in it too. I really feel like Jack Sparrow is my spirit animal
goodbye