Hello my good sir.
If unicorns were real I think we would have a real dilemma on our hands. People would obviously hunt them for sport, their horns would be a precious commodity without a doubt and don't even get me started on their magic powers!
In my personal opinion unicorns do exhist and we do hunt them for sport.  You see often women are seen as rare prey that should be hunted for their beauty and I don't even have to mention their magical powers!
That is an interesting point you make... But what if we are talking about the physical creatures called Unicorns and not the embodiment in women then that is where it gets real interesting
however, on a more serious note.  I do see your point of view.  It is true that the concept of having living unicorns would greatly change our society. In a different theory, perhaps they did exist and we hunted them into extinction for their magic powers, blood, and horns.  If that is the case we would never know.
Well it sounds like we've got a real interesting situation on our hands then. Maybe Voldemort killed all of the last living unicorns and now their are none left Because he drank their blood to stay alive What a monster!
what a terrible man.  In fact it was and still is the genocide of unicorns that forces to stay in hiding.  They're afraid that if the reveal themselves to muggles the beautiful creatures will be hunted till extinction
Yeah you're probably right... Or maybe..
or maybe they still exist.  and we can get magic power!
The unicorns did exist, but then when it was time for two of them to get on Noah's Ark they forgot about their boarding time and missed the boat. Thereby they died from drowning
Oh I see, that makes a lot of sense.  What powers do you think that unicorns grant us?  and how would we obtain them? Would we have to drink their blood like voldermort? or are their more humain ways like petting them?
I think you just need a unicorn's horn to obtain their powers. But if you cut off their horn it condemns the unicorn to a life of mocking and sadness because they don't have any magical powers or beauty anymore So they just wander the lands like a regular old horse, eating grass and looking for anything interesting to do because they no longer have any magical abilities to make life fun
That's how we got donkeys! Donkey man your right!
Oh you are totally right!
what an amazing discovery We need to publish these finding in scientific journals
I think we should win a prize or something. We just solved a mystery to where unicorns went and how donkeys came to be
The world must know.
I think we could get some good scholarly support on this. Now to talk about the unicorns of the sea... narwhals!
Fascinating! by what natural selection process did these two cousins become separated by land and sea? that is the question
Probably the same way any evolution works. One of the narwhals swam out of the sea and learned to walk. After a few thousand years it became a regular unicorn
So you believe that the narwhals evolved before the unicorns? Interesting...
Anyway, I'm bored of talking about unicorns... What else should we talk about? What is your favorite movie?
I could tell you a joke.  If you want
Sure, tell me a joke!
Teacher:  "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "HomeWork!"
That's hilarious! I've got some too. Want to hear one?
I would love to hear one.  What do you got?
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know.  What?
Well I don't know either, but the flag is a big plus!
Haha that's a great joke! So what happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
What?
it gets toad away.
Oh that's a good one too! Jokes are the best! Knock Knock
who's there?
Banana Knock Knock
Banana who? who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
who's there?
Orange
orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!
Haha! what a good joke! I haven't heard that one yet So to a more serious conversation What are your political opinions on communism?
Wow that is a drastic change in topics! I don't know I guess, I don't think about communism too often but it is something that is interesting to look at in theory. I think if communism worked how it was pitched and people went along with what it was originally created as then it could be a good thing but since it never works out at least in real life, then it turns into a problem and people try to get power out of it which destroys the system.
I think that is completely true.  The two most successful communist countries have been China and Cuba.  China, when it originally changed to a communist country failed politically and economically, and slowly after they started turning away from communism did they start to become a super power.  Cuba has a similar back story Cuba claimed to be communist after aggressive political sanctions from the USA, and mainly claimed to be communist to have protection from the USSR. So in part both successful communist countries are actually not communist, but lean closer to socialist policies.
Oh I didn't know that about Cuba, that's super interesting! I guess you learn something new every day.
Alright it was great talking with you! what an funny and intellectually strong conversation.
You too! Have a nice evening and have a nice night! I hope this semester turns out good for you and that all your classes go well! Goodnight!