I personally believe that pigs can fly if they try hard enough
If pigs could fly, how would we keep them for livestock?
Tie them down
Slaughtering them could be difficult
Not if they're tied down
What if they escape?
We already have ground beef, so I present to you ground bacon
Sounds like diabetes
It's worth it
Would we eat the wing meat? Pig wings, instead of Buffalo wings
Who said the pigs have wings?
Then they just float?
Yeah like superman
Do they have his other powers too?
Flying laser pigs
Sounds really hard to keep control of