Hi!
Yo.
How dost thine excellency fair on this most glorious day?
I'm pretty chill, if that's what you're asking.
Chill? I would that thy corpus be not so adversely affected by the elements!
No, not chill as in cold, chill as in hanging around normally.
Hanging? Surely you're not so condemned in this day and age?
Are you trying to be difficult?
Difficult? Nay, I would object to such a description! With ease I do comport my self.
You're being a real jerk here.
Jerk? I hope that my words do not physically push and pull upon you!
Look, I don't appreciate the way this conversation is going.
What does disturb you? I would hope to bear myself nobly often as possible.
You keep taking my words and shoving them back at me, while at the same time ignoring my statements.
I apologize for my rudeness. Forgive me.
It's okay, just don't do it again. K. Good