hello?
HI tell me a story!
ok i got this
Whats on your mind? NIce
when i was little i really wanted a puppy but my dad did not want me to have my own for a long time. i begged him for a long time so eventually. he caved but i didnt knwo at first.
I love cats
but one christmas we went to utah to visit family and we opened our presents  and my present was just a picture of a bunch of lab puppies.
really, what kind of dog did you get? Labs are great hunting dogs, what happend next?
at first i though my parents were just messing with me and just gave me a picture. but then they explained that one of those puppies were going to be mine. so when i got home i got to go and pick out a puppy. i pick one and i named it tinkerbell she was the best
tinkerbell!! how cute!
at the sametime we had a baby cow and they would play together.
what color was she what a baby cow? were you rasied ona farm ? I was raised in the city/ so no dog :(
when she was about 6 months old i was going down to the creek by my house and i brought my two dogs. one was lot older and alot more street smart. she ran out in front of a car put didnt get hit. but then my puppy was following her and she wasnt as fast and she was hit.
Nice! I wish i had a dog but my mother i alergic or something So as a kid we didn't have pets other than like lizards and stuf
i watched my 6 month old puppy get hit by a car. when she ran off the road her leg was barely attached and she was screaming
OMGOSH
you only had a lizard. thats kind of lame.
that so sad Im sorry :(
so when my puppy got hit i had my friend stay with her and i ran home to get my dad. by the time i got back she was dead.
Im so sorry, that must have been so hard to deal with
my mom then helped me make a homemade little cross and we painted it and burried her that day in our backyard.
I had two lizards that died and it was hard for me, but i feel like people are closer to their dogs than other animals. I wonder why though :( Did you get another dog?
dude when i was la little kid right after that happened my brother would tease me about how i killed my dog and im pretty sure i tried to kill my brother. haha yeah thats a pretty sad story.
really though i dont know how to responce respond
the next dog we got was my sisters and we had her for a long time
* I had a fish once.... But i didnt even name it, so.....
yeah that story is kind of dark. i guess if you are weak and sensitive. i didnt think you were that kind of person. i thought you had a stomach for that type of stuff. sorry i guess i misread you. let me think of another story to tell you. i had a pretty awesome childhood. like i told you earlier i use to ride the four wheeler around where i live alot some of my neighbors really didnt like when i road it around the neighborhood. i live right next to a creek and in the summer time it dries up and i like to ride up it on the quad. i remember one time i was riding it up the creek and someone came out and yelled at me to go home and not ride here i thought he was being kind of rude so i gave him a little sass and kept riding where i wanted
So you really did live on a farm then are your roads dirt roades?
he eventually came outside and talked to me again and threaten to call the cops. but you think about it. what are the cops going to doing. i live in the country and it is not like they can catch me down in the creek where i go ride super fast and they have to just cruze. so i was worried and kept riding and doing my thing. and you know what he never did anything about it. or maybe the cops just didnt care and let me be. either way i kept living the life and mobbing around my neighbor hood and cruzing through the small forest behind his house and every so often passing through his part of thec
dang
to rub it in that he can not do anyting to me and that i will just keep riding were i want to ride yeah dang is right. sorry if i have been rambling on. i just really like talking about my childhood and all of the good memories i have of when i lived back in northern california in the country. its so nice living out there where there are less poeple and know one really to bother you. you have your own space and people are a lot more laid back out there As a kid i had to go to school very far away I had to ride my bike and then take a bus to another part of the city It took about an hour
so you did ride a bike.  haha
Ya for sure Its been yers since ive rode though though like i did for a couple years on the mission but after a while we upgraded to a car so it was fine after taht I wish i could still do a wheelie though It was one of those things that you practice all summer as a kid to get good at, but now i dont thnk i can anymore so sad haah In think that if i gave myself a few hours i could relearn it but im not sure if i can take the time anymore. I love driving now though I have a subi for the last few years and the BRZ is the coolest I wanted a WRX but it was a bit to expensive Ultimately when im rich i would love to have a porsche but i dont think i will any time soon ya know ahha i would need about 70 grand at least
dood
Anything german made is sick though]
I heart that the BRZ has no guts though heard* BRZ has great handling but it has no power
Like the BMW, Mercedes e class is so classy for suire The brz has been a good racer for me
yeahhh I want to get a G wagon when I am rich enough
I got to the toole tack on weekends
I think those are the classiest SUVs
but slicks are so expenise
what are slicks? slick tires oh yeah
g wagons are so expeive but class I wouldnt want to drive it though, i would be scared it would get scratch or something
yeah they are expensive but you know what have you seen the lexus SUVs? or the new toyota SUVs? they are like 90 thousand dollars base model
eventually i will get  a mini van :(
and the G wagons are like 100k starting oooh yes the VAN LIFE
kids are inevitable dude van life for life
what kinds of things would you put in your van? tell me what van and how you would convert your van!
I could live out of my 4runner right now if it wasn't for school I would get a slide in insert for my back truk
whats a slide in?
its like a wood lift to sleep on and you can put stuff underneath it and it'll save you space for storing climbing gear etc
what if you just bought a roof rack or a platform and install a camper on top of the car?
Thats true, but im low on funds right now haha
hahaha yeah i feel you
The camppers are sweet though
ok lets say that you have all the money in the world
I would want one that i wouldnt ahve to set up though
how would you convert your van?
Ohhh good question First it would be a big rig, like a 4 by 4 6 foot roofed one with a huge tail on it. I would have a full bed that i could break down to fit bikes and stuff in the back then i would have a small stove and other stuff to eat foods
ooh i like that would you install solar panels?
but i would need a small shower and idk how that will be installed on the top
I heard some people installing shower heads on the outside of the van and they would have a water pump inside under the bed
but i think that would have to be installed and i need to do some more research on  instalation oh no way! I think that if i did that i would ahve to make a rack on top to hold it as well.
yeah cool right? and it was electronically generated and the water also heat up
I would have to be a specialy rig though like something i made Hot water will be essential when im living on the road for more than a few weeks Ive never gone longer than like two week s without showering haha]
I think I can only do van life for like a month and then I would have to reset and then go back out again or something
I love camping but i would need to stop as well my faviorte place to camp is CA thouigh
why california?
lake tahoe, redwoods, etc
duuuude lake tahoe!
im from the bay area, so by default its my fav
we need to go to lake tahoe this summer
For sure!! Tahoe is soo cool And the water is beautiful!
what can you do at Tahoe besides like hiking and stuff?
Like the hiking is easy and in the winter skiing is great! you ski right! ? I used to ski alot but not much now
I skiied like once in my life but I love it
Its cool right like flying but on the ground haha
I always wanted to ski and start skiing because all my friends skiied but I never had the money to start
I used to snowboard but i broke my arm off jumps by buddy chan died skiiing though
ooh ouch
really sad
how?
going off a jump and he cut his leg and bled to death it was huge news
holy cow!!!
happened when i was like 8 or smoething
how did he cut his leg?
He hit a tree which had stakes on the sides, and one of them was really sharp Its sad though becuase he was really anice kid, good family
oh my goodness that is terrible
i know
im so sorry
But now im married to his sister so i guess its ojk ok*
oh wow what in the world
Crissis respoved
are you serious?
resolved no
hahaha
sorry
that is so funny
for everything But real talk i love painting
what??? you like to paint huh?
I used to paint acrylic when i was at berekly art but then i got kicked out for my religion But honestly I ahd teh biggest man crush on Bob Ross while I was a kid so I really wanted to paint like he did
hahaha i love Bob Ross!
When i was younger I got an easel and paint set and watched his videos every week and would paint pretty trees They didnt turn out so pretty when I look back at my paintings now but hey I was trying right? And that's what matters
yeah haha I used to draw a lot when I was a kid and i used to draw a lot of manga and anime stuff
Oh yeah? What was your favorite anime to draw when you were younger?
I used to pause a show or a movie like dragonball z and I would draw them i watched a lot of dragon ball z and yu gi oh
I only started getting into anime a lot recently
what have you been watching?
I just finished deathnote i really enjoyed it actualyl I wasnt sure at first but the ending was like WHAAATTT Other than that I've really enjoyed Sword Art Online and Attack on Titan you know the basics hahaha
did you really finish deathnote?
yeah
holy cow I am really impressed with you chan
It was kind of weird torwards the end though. There were like 2 endings.  When L dies I thought the series was going to end
I say Chan becuase chan is a word in japanese meaning a word of endearment
but then there were like 10 more episodes with N and Melo and all those guys when they finally bring down Light and out play him in his mental games I'm not that nerdy yet! I still watch anime shows dubbed instead of subtitles I can't focus on the animation when im reading the english subtitles over and over
oh do you think the subtitles go too fast?
I mean I can read them just fine but i feel like I'm either focusing 100% on the subtitles or I'm focusing on the animation and the show and thats when I stop reading
I think sometimes it does but I got used to it
Then i miss whats goign on with the story. My friends tell me that there is no emotion with teh english dub and that you ahve to listen to them in japanese if you want to be
ohh yeah I understand hahaha
a real nerd
I think I have missed a lot of action for naruto shippuden because read the subs
I'm only like 85% nerd right now. I gotta step up my game slowly if i want to achieve real nerd status haha Arent there like 70000 episodes for that show? I used to make fun of a girl in high school for always wearing her naruto headband to calculus class I was kind of mean back then but now I'm nerdy and like this stuff so karma is goign to get me eventually
I recently started watching an anime in english dub because I work and just kind of listen to the conversation and I actaully really like it
Oh yeah then you can listen and focus on work without having to look at teh screen
hahaha how did you get into anime??? did your friends get you?
That makes sense! get paid and watch anime hahahah
hahaha yeah its the best
yeah my friend Kyle who i didn't think was nerdy was like, "Hey jae come and watch Attack on Titan with me" I was like, "youre weird dude haha" but then I went over to his place and watched one episode and really enjoyed it.
hahahaha
So in the next few weeks I  started watchign a few episodes every night and finished it in a few weeks
that is so sick
I actually skipped church once because i had like 3 episodes left and I wanted to know what happened haha
seriously??? dude that is so funny
Yeah.... I know right. Its kinda embarassing but hey you gotta do what you gotta do to get the whole story
yeah trueeeeee hahaha
I may have done the same thing when I was finishing up Sword Art Online as well......
I used to do that when I played a lot of MMO games when I was younger
Geez im remembering all this now and now I feel bad haha
I used to skip church or tell my mom I was feeling really sick so that I can get on the game
OMG me too. WoW sucked my soul for years and years back in middle school I used to be part of a really good guild and we had weekly raids in Vanilla and TBE wow every sunday during teh day
I never played wow because it was subscription based so I couldn't pay
They needed my dope enhancement shaman for the DPS in our raids but I had to go to church. I eventually convinced my guild to move the raid time back a few hours so that I could join in and get our guild going through the progression Geez we were so good back then. We would just clear stuff so fast and as soon as the new world of warcraft patches came out we were clearing them almost right away And then I stopped playing when some of my ward friends introduced me to League of Legends.
hahah thats so sick! I never got good at any MMOs like that ever. I always wanted to though and I put in so much time but I never got enough money to get good gear and I never had any good RNG luck
Yeah I remember when I stopped playing i had like 3 or 4 characters at max level and almost all of them ahd the best pvp and pve gear you could get in the game I think i had like 150 total days played between all of my characters combined. I was way addicted to WoW hahaha
holy crap dude 150 total days??? you are insane
Yeah those were dark days of my life hahha I think my parents regret buying me computer parts for christmas I just stayed in my room even more and played games instead of going outside and acting like a normal kid. But then again I'm korean so I fit in with the stereotype right!?
what are some of your other hobbies right now?
I started picking up fly fishing a little over a year ago. I realized that I played way too many video games and I needed and outdoors hobby. My coworker always said he thought that I'd love fly fishing Then one of my friends invited me one day out of the blue so it was kind of a coincidence that he asked me and I went with him and absolutely loved it I have fished a little bit growing up with friends and stuff but fly fishing was like a lot more focused on being tactical and really tricking the fish into thinking the fly that you are casting is a real bug and they eat it. It fits in perfectly with my addictive personality and ever since I've just loved it a ton and have really really gotten into it and now if I'm not at work or school I'm pretty much always fly fishing on the provo river up the canyon or somewhere in town around campus Theres actually a pretty cool thing that happened last week when I was fishing up at Hobble Creek with a friend. There was this Brown Trout rising to some flies like 10 feet in front of me by this thicket of branches and I did whats called a bow and arrow cast through a tiny hole in the branches to get my dry fly to land a few feet upstream from where he was feeding at
no waty
the bug flowed right into his lane of the river and he rose to it and I was able to snag him and my friend got it all on video. It was pretty much the coolest thing that I've
way *
done in a long time. Yeah I was freaking out forever when it happend hahah! the whole drive home I was like, "DUDE did you see that!"
thats awesoe awesome!
Yeah man fly fishing is like my crack now
hhaa yaa think
I need to get my fishing fix at least once a week or i cant fucntion
Its a reala ddiction addiction * whats the fish you wanna catch next?
My really good friend has been going the last few days and keeps inviting me but I've been doing this chat instead and its killing me inside to not fish with him
i guess
K this is going to be really nerdy
your such a good bro hit me with it
There is this really rare species of cutthroat trout called the Lahontan Cutthroat that is the hardest fish to catch in Utah
really? why ?
They are native to Pyramid lake in Nevada and back in the 1970's they were considered extinct
jsut cuz its rare
But in the 80 80's* there was some guy fishing in these mountaisn about 20 miles north of Wendover in a small creek where he caught a cutthroat trout that was like 5" long and looked different than the other oens that he had caught in Utah. So he called some of the wildlife biologists up and they caught a few samples and did genetic testing on them
no way! 5 feet long!
Turns out they are 100% pure strains of the long lost Lahontan Cutthroat that was considered extince extinct* So they caught a bunch of these tiny fish in the creek and raised lots in a hatchery and now 30 years later they are no longer extinct and there are millions of them once again in Pyramid Lake nevada
i just googled it. it looks like a fish
they get like 30 pounds out there but here in Utah you can still catch some that are tiny but I wanna chase them and experience what it was like for them to catch them back in the day
thats like deep sea fishing size, lol soooo big
Out in Pyramid Lake they will fish for them in the Spring them and catch them really close to the shore while they are spawning (aka making babies)
so whats best rod?
I recently started doing this thing called Euro Nymping
do you like 4ruinners?
Ohhh best rod is very subjective! I have 4 different fly rods now hahaha I told you taht it is an addiction
what!?
I bought another one a few days ago hahahahaha
how much are they? Where do you get the best rods at? cabellas
Ummmm the cheapest one I have is like 350 an the most expensive one that I have is 900 dollars And thats not including the line, reel, and all the other gear that goes along with fly fishing haha
9 hundo??? yikes.
Its a super expensive hobby but it helps me get unstressed and relax and rewind a bit after a long day ya know!?
I was thinking like 20 maybe 25
Yeah 9 hundo for a 10' piece of graphite Yeah you can get cheap ones like that at walmart but they just dont cast well at all and they break really easy and are just really crappy quality
oh thats the one I ahve lololol
Its like driving a 80's corolla with a milk crate for a seat vs driving a nice Porsche GTS Carrera
have you ever heard of an arapaima?
yes I have heard of an arampaima they have one at the aquarium
which one? tehy are cool right? They are huge!!! And super old i guess
Theyre super cool fish! theyre one of my bucket list fishes to get down in teh amazon on a fly rod Those and golden dorados are like the baddest fish down in the amazon rainforest And my friend speaks Portuguese fluently so we could totally go to brazil and fish down there haha He's got me hooked up with some houses and places to stay down there cause he served half of his mission in the middle of the forest in the amazon he legit taught some native people that were indigenous and like loincloth lamanites and whatnot
have you been to alaska? its cool
NOOOO i wish
you can catch massive fish ive been
its super hard for me to get there beacuse of my student visa
and i dont even lik...... jk i like fish
I cant leave the USA right now and to get to alaska I have to go through canada so I'm not sure how that would work with my visa
oh ya i forgot just fly from Seattle!!
Maybe I can ask Donald Trump for permission
thats in the US ya but hes a really stickler
I mean South Korea and USA are like best friends and soon to be North Korea so maybe I'll be a US citizen in no time
like buring cross stickler
if not I have to do military service for Korea and I really dont want to go back to the Hankook ya know?
ya and there was a huge thing in north korea recently right?
Yeah they ended the Korea War
do you miss it? what was the fav thing about korea?
Its been going on since the 50's and never technically ended even though there has been a ceasefire for the last 60 years
ohhh
And now they signed an official end to the war and talked about ending the DMZ and removing the barbed wires and mines and all that
like the DMZ
Its going to be crazy to see what happens in the next 10 years
TMZ? idk ohhh DMV
it will like be east and west germany after the berlin wall fell
for sure, i get that cuz im german
Cause people in S Korea are all well off and 1st world where people in the north live in super poverty and they cant just mix the two countries and cultures super easy I'm not sure whats going to happen. My mom has been talking to her family in Korea and they're excited but also dont think that very much will change for a long time because Nobody in the south wants the norks to come down because they still kind of hate them and are racist towards them They dont want to have to pay for all them to get out of poverty. And its not like you're just going to end the communist regime in North Korea over night. Maybe they will take the guards off of teh DMZ and possibly open some travel back up to North Korea but other than that I doubt that anything serious is going to happen anytime soon
Soo alska huh? wanna go?
Hahaha when I get married I'd be down
Like the salmon are "HUGE"
what part do you want to go to?
trump style
Or should I say where are the biggest salmon at! haha I want to catch a King, Chum, Pink, Sockeye, Kokanee, and Atlantic salmon all in the same day Maybe throw in an arctic char, some arctic grayling, steel head, and all that fun stuff that live up there in teh water
KOhoe!! bro!
Dude how could I forget about the Coho!
its ligit the only one you want! legiot
Doh Im such a dummie sometimes when it comes to my salmon gastronomy
its cool
I've seen some awesome videos of people catching massive salmon up there though and it looks sick I'm always watching videos at work of fishing when I get a second and nobody is watching me hahaha
for sure. as akid i would go there so much i dont even want my rich parents to take me anymore like im so privliaged
Are you white? hahaha
no i wish aer you?
If so then yes you are super privileged. I'm such a minority cause I'm asian and the world expects me to be this crazy smart kid who can just work for 1000 hours a day
im sorry im white like paper whie te
I only got a 30 on the ACT. All the colleges were like, "Eh you could do better" where any white kid with that score would get a scholarship I'm like anti privileded
asiain have the highest household income soooo
pivileged* Asians are the only minority that doesn't get the benefit of the doubt and most people just group asians in with white people when they talk about statistics
like yalla re doing good though
So you could say that I'm actually whtie afterall
kinda like yes you when win
cause I'm always included with the white kids in everyting
tin bin chin lin nion
So you could say that I'm just a white kid with yellow skin
ASory im kinda like hyper rn
Like a freaky tan color of yellow dkin skin* Hahaha I'm so hyped up on caffeine right now so that I can go hard all night for this competition The competition right now is like super close and I can't let down or else I'm going to fall behind I did the math today and if you take the total of all of the words that I have typed and pasted them into microsoft word
ahha thats crazy
Size 12 Arial font with single spacing and all of my chats together would be just around 400 pages. So if you include like page breaks, line spacing, and all the white spacing
i have carrpletunnekl
I've practically written a book the size of the Book of Mormon The book of Jaezo if you wanna call it that
amen
I will pass this down to my children for generations to show them what true Asian dedication looks like so they dont forget their heritage
bet you cant tell me about 4runers
Can't let them get off easy just because theyre born in America you know! What do you want to know about 4Runners?
like there are ok cars right? i heard red jeeps are better like alot
I have lots of good and bad stories about them? haha I've owned a few
never break down
Yeah jeeps suck!
what! no way hozay
My friends jeep always has issues and I'm always fixing his car and like dragging out of ditches and stuff with my 4runner
i heard 4 runners are like a fad also trumps a fad
hahaha yeah i have a super hipster bro friend that fell in the fad old 4runners are where its at
and we should limit machine guns in america im woke
but bros who buy the new ones and spend tons of money on a mediocre car that can barely off road is pretty dang lame if you ask me Dude I can't even own a gun because I'm not a citizen so whatever My friend has some pretty sick guns though
ture sorru i gorgot you are not of this ground
He has an old Russian gun from world war 2 that is really fun to shoot Once I become a citizen though I'm going to buy so many and finally exercise the second amendment like it should be done haha I wanna get a CCW and stuff cause my mom raised us in some super ghetto places when I was younger and i was always terrified of my neighbors Its one of the reasons she didnt want us to have a dog growing up. She didnt want us to have to walk the dog around the sketchy south Provo neighborhood
darrel
I tried to get a small dog but she wouldnt have it. I think she just didn't want to have an animal in the house and that was her excuse but it was valid so I guess she had a point back then. Haha I was so devastated every time she would say no.
what is the meaing of life? you belive in God?
Do you want the first or second discussion? hahaa
fuirst
First? okay
thanks
You'll have to excuse me because i dont have my companion with me.  but I'll give it my best shot from memory So during the 1800 1800's there was a lot of different people preaching different views on God and what His will was
Hey was what?? tel me?
Sorry I had to sneeze really bad
hahan your good keep going
Like 15 sneezes in a row snot coming out of my nose no tissues go to the bathroom with a lugie on my shirt
i wana know gof God thats sad, i hope it was a green shirt or like red ish if you are sick perfect
Its a red and green/brown tie dye that I made especially for allergy season
nice
Yeah I made a booger themed shirt and I sell them on my etsy site 15000 yen and one can be yours
really!?
no shipping to Russia though in case you were wondering. Putin hates Koreans and he won't let me set up shipping with them hahah No Im joking I made all of that up to try and explain how bad my allergies get sometimes.  I forgot my benedryl today so I'm like a zombie from the walking dead
seriously?
yeah you have no idea
whats the sociopoltical climate over there??
Or maybe you do. I'm not sure
do tell! im all eyes
Theres lots of pollen and grass allergens in the sociopolitical climate over here Stuff that gets me all congested and stuff. Then the socio comes in and I start sneezing. Then the political and I get hives all over my body Its absolutely terrible at times but then I look to Trump the Emperor of the New Order and I gain a New Hope and a new meaning for life
hopefully there will be a... dark night
That was a haiku I wrote in academy back in Kroea
wait wrong movie dang your smart
Dude bruce wayne and Kylo Ren would totally be homies Tanks for the memories bro haha I'm reliving my childhood all over again while thinking of all this tuff
even if they werent so great
Dont even get me started on Marvel Movies man
what are marvel movies?
They are all absolutely terrible.
like batman? or the green lantern movie? i love super man hes so american
Starting with spider man where Toby Keith played spider man and all the way to the new Avengers Integer Warfare
Oh i heard the Averagers INterger Warfare qwas sick
I heard that it was a 9.7/10
sick
Hahah puns of damage
for reals
What is happening to me right now haha. This late night chat stuff gets me going on some weird cosines somtimes The more I chat the more I feel like I have ADHD and need some Adderall or something My friend with ADD back in High School was always tripping out on that stuff I swear. He never ate food and was actually a zombie during the daytime He had no emotions and his girlfriend refused to spend time with him during the day because of how moody and emotional he was at times I only hung out with him because he always had microwave bacon and cereal at his house for lunch and we just ate that every day Its kind of disgusting now to think of it but I ate bacon and Lucky Charms for like weeks at a time for lunch. No wonder I was always sick during 7th and 8th periods and had to go to the bathroom and was like dying every day! Good thing I had seminary as my last class every day and the bathrooms in the seminary building are always the cleanest. Even when I wasn't in seminary I would walk to the seminary building just to use the bathrooms because of how clean they were I'm such a germiphobe when it comes to bathroom stuff If my toothbrush touches anything or like hair thats not mine I have to burn it with fire in order to disinfect it But in the kitchen I could drop my sandwich on the floor or outside peanut butter side down and still eat it
really
I'm such a weirdo because they are both disgusting things but one doesnt even register to me and the other will keep me up at night Yeah its terrible
is it becasue of poop?
My friends would always fart on me in my old apartment Was that  a Rick and Morty reference?
nasty or psicy
WHATS UP MY GLIP GLOPS!!!!!
spicy Please dont cuss
OMG did you hear that they finally got their license approved for season 4?
Not cool 70 moer epsdodes! i read your mind
Pretty much the greatest announcement since the missionary age change Maybe even better I dont even nkow
i hope
Dont tell the prophet I said that I'm such an intellectual that I understand all of the humor in Rick and Morty You could say that my IQ is beyond asian and has passed into the realm of the genius IQ much like Rick. I've chatted with you enough to know that you are more like a Morty. Unconfident, scared, shy, and not able to cope with complex Integral mathematics But it's okay because I can be your side kick through this terrible universe that we live in. And if you spend enough time with me you will realize that we have more in common than you realize
like i cant wait for another rick and marty i love rick and marty
Its Morty you imbecile hahah Or should I say you Gharm Glip Glop Whats your favorite Rick and Morty episode? My friend jack does such a good Morty impression You should hear it sometimes its like 5/10 good
hes sounds sezxy like tall and dark and stuff
Sezxy? Not really. He is kind of feminist and my friends ex girlfriend that is now married thought he was gay with another friend of mine when she first met him So I dont know if hes that Sezxy after all you know?
oh suchs shucks
And then this friend Jack convinced that friend to break up with his GF then he got dumped like a week later
shes dumb
so he kind of had it coming
ahahah ya but shes was also kida shady and would say anything you wanted to here hear
Yeah I didnt like either of their girlfriends one was like way to self absorbed and the other one never wanted to hang out with anyone
rachel was cool but i had alot of people tell me they didnt like her
my super straight friend ended up watching 7 seasons of Greys Anatomy for his girlfriend No straight guy should have to go though that haha. And the other kid was just dating a girl who was way to self absorbed and only wanted to date other guys so she had more buddies to go climbing with
for real ithink shes using her next guy just to go climbing
Do you like climbing? I just bought a whole trad rack the other day
uuhhh ya i guess
So I'm pretty siked to to try it out
thats wuierd, i just like fishing. on video games of cources
Ohh thats too bad. Fishing and climbing go really well together
yes
One gets you suspended up a giant slab of gritty granite and the other submerses you in the subaqueous shire that is the river bottom It's quite the transitive experience. To be so high and so low at the same time Much like the meaning of this life. Which is why I choose to follow god. Because I love rocks and slimy fish
you are a fisher of fish..,. with your house built apon a rocl rock sick righjt?
holy shoot dang man
sickle righ? oh geezz rick
Dude you just put together the 2 piece jigsaw puzzle that is life I've been trying to connect the two dots for ages and you jsut did it for me Maybe you are more than a Morty. Maybe you are a Rick afterall
thank you
you're welcome glip glop Now don't tempt me or I'll call you worse than a morty I'll call you a Jerry and we all know that one kid that is like Jerry Nobody wants to be a Jerry Kuroakichan
stop please im sorry for everything
I know its terrifying right?
yes or Nea in korean
The mere thought of being associated with a being so low and disgusting that even the most heartless of people have pity on that sad soul It's quite amzing right Do you have any friends wives that have a chronic problem of not being able to finish their nouns?
funny you ask
I wonder if I say glip glops enough the AI that is going to learn from this chat will start calling people glip glops Like that episode of Rick and Morty with the Miniverse where Rick flips off the people inside of the battery because he told them that meant hello in the human realm? I wonder if AI could potentially brainwash and train and eventually consume the human race via social engineering Slow and steady brainwashing. And then next thing we know we are in the matrix and we need Neo to save us from the machines and we all live in this underground city named Zion and dodge bullets and all that crazy stuff I have nightmares about this kind of edgy stuff hahah. You wanna talk about waking up with cold sweats in the middle of the night? You have one of those kinds of dreams
great flick
Do you have a blu ray player i coudl borrow?
9.7/10 inegers
I have this new friends that I wanna watch
integers
but none of my friends have a blu ray player that I can borrow
oh
I'm not even joking. I want to watch this show called Whiplash.
ya you should get better friends is it about whips? or like rodeo stuff?
Its about a drummer kid who is trying to learn about jazz and make it big in the jazz scene and I've heard its absolutly amazing mind stunning 10/10 rotten tomatoes all that jazz
i think i saw it, with clint eastwood
Yeah and Kim Kardashian
oh like drummline but for the whites
There clint and Kanye team up with Chris Brown to beat up J-Lo
sick
Plot twist, the main character is actually white
like gross and wrong
You think domestic multi-cultural multi-genre violence is sick? Careful where you tread kurosakichan, Your privilege is starting to show through in this chat haha you glip glop Do you think the girls will like me when I'm making millions and i Graduate? I mean my girlfriend rn just likes me cause I'm asian but I want one of those girls that just wants me for my money and as long as I throw her a bone every once in a while she stick around and jsut occupies the empty space in my house. Then she will go out with me if we take the ferrari and go to some fancy restaurant. But then she throws up at home because shes insecure and just lovse money and her image I want a girl like that ya know? How do I get a dime piece like that man? Tell me?
yes the ukrane
the you crane?
perfect
I hate blondes help me
ya asian gurs for the win
How am I supposed to get citizenship if I date some asian girl? I mean cmon man have you been paying attention AT ALL the last 10 minutes
sorry
Maybe I should stick with my cuban mix chick I'm with rn
im dislexic and stuf
yeah I guess she's alright afterall K man how are we gonna get you a girl?
kinda
sounds like your last girl was a doozy
she can be really needy theough though and like always takes up your time
Yeah but I'm a sucker for that needy stuff
and never cooks your friends food like a good gf
If I'm not occupied with a girlfriend I literally sit in teh basement and just stare at blank walls and stuff She eats my friends food a lot My friends dont like to eat her food because she's vegan and they can't get over the fact that there is no meat in anything she cooks An no animal products or anything for that matter. She loves pasta straws and saving the environment and all that jazz
that sounds like a great girlfriend!
yeah i guess
Im into that!