Oh, my goodness, a real person! I'm so excited.
what do you mean haha
Oh, just, it's so hard to find real people on here. I don't know why. I guess I end up talking to a lot of empty users.
ohh i gotcha but yes i am a "real" person
I certainly do love real people. So what brings you to this corner of the internet? I haven't seen you before.
i am really really trying to get free stuff haha and no i don't think so!
Oh, really? Haha, that's funny! You gonna win this round, then? Most people don't blatantly say they're here for the prizes, but I love that you did. Seriously. I can't express how happy that makes me.
well that's the goal, but i'm having the same problems as you! i keep not  reaching a real person so it's hard to get points lately haha what do most people say?
Oh, you know, the typical, "I can't wait to advance some AI," or even, "I was bored and wanted to chat with someone." They eventually say that they're here for prizes, or at least partly so, but you're the first who's outright said that in the beginning. I like it. A lot.
ah no no i'm here strictly for the prizes which i will then sell from afford food hahaha
Oh, my goodness, you sound like me. I was like, "Hmm, I wonder how much an iPad is worth."
i'm so broke rn hahaha i need a job soo bad
Not so fun being in college jobless, eh?
it's not great
I mean, whaaaat? You need money? What is this "money" you speak of?
i ran out of bread today and milk
Oof.
and eggs
Um. How're you alive right now?
i'm living off of chocolate covered almonds
I feel like doctors would not recommend this diet.
whaaaaaaaaaaat why not almonds healthy amirite
Oh, totally, totally. Those doctors don't know what they're talking about. They obviously haven't been in college for a long time. Pffft. But, seriously, that's a tough spot to be in. Isn't there anything you can do about it?
obviously, us college students know the real healthy stuff
Definitely, definitely.
oh i can get groceries i have money ahah but i just chose to go to the temple instead so i'll go on monday
The store's still open. You gonna be okay going another day? I suppose tomorrow IS fast Sunday. But, still.
nooooo i'm heading to the game right now!! priorities amirite
Oh, what? Hahaha, that made me laugh. "Eating to live, watching a game. Eating to live, watching a game." Pretend like you're balancing the in your hands.
wait is tomorrow fast sunday??
"Sorry! The game's just a bit more important!" It is! Is it not for you?
but why
It'll be the first Sunday after general conference.
wait my ward did it the week before!!
Oh, really? Then you're probably good. I know mine didn't, so I'll be doing it this Sunday. And even if we're not for some odd reason, it's still good to fast regularly, so I'll fast tomorrow. But not because I'm trying to save food. I have food, I promise. Can't say the same about you. Seriously, how do you survive without groceries? Running out of food would make me incredibly anxious.
not having groceries stresses me out but i can last until monday haha i have 5 roommates who always like to give me food when needed
I suppose the record for not eating food in a row is something like two weeks . . . Good roommates. No one like someone who will share food, right?
they're the best!!
It'd still stress me, though. Good roommates are good, but no food is more stressful than good roommates.
got any roommates? or are you married? most byu kids are lol that's why i ask
Haha, nah, I'm not married.
man you're slacking
I'm still a teenager. An old teenager, true, but a teenager nonetheless. Hey, now! I got time! And I'm also pre-mission, so marriage isn't exactly the best course, you know?
YOURE BEHIND
I WILL GET THERE EVENTUALLY.
thats what they all say
But, yeah, it's crazy how many people are married here. I'm assuming you have a lot of married friends?
it's crazy how many people have kids!!! oh no i'm a freshman no married friends currently one engaged friend but that's it
Still. It's odd to think that we're in a phase of life where marriage is not only possible, it's encouraged. I don't really know how to feel about that.
it's strange that i could just go elope right now if i wanted to
We're technically, by law, allowed. We don't need our parents' permission.
exactly it's weird i should just go get married tonight who's gonna stop me
"Hey, what's your name? John? Jerry? Joe? Joooooe. C'mon, Joe, I got a proposition for you." "Just hear me out. You'll love it." "No, it's not weird at all. Trust me on this." You get back the next day to your roommates. "Hey, guuuuuys. I have a fun announcement for y'alls!"
haha exactly!! so are you not going to the game?
I wasn't even aware there WAS a game tonight. Which kinda shows you how in-the-loop I am.
it's the homecoming game!!!
Where do we find out about these things?
ummm roommates haha i also live on campus so it's easy to hear about things from fliers and such
Ah. That would explain it. I don't spend a lot of time on campus. I'm not in classes, see? So no real reason to drive down.
yeah haha that makes it rough why aren't you in classes
Oh, I'm going on a mission soon. I'd expected my call to come before this semester ended, but it didn't, so I have to wait a little longer. Or, rather, my departure date. I already have my call. I didn't enroll in classes.
ohh where are you going!!!
Argentina! It'll be interesting.
hey that's way fun!! i plan on leaving at the end of next semester
Thanks! Oh, yeah? That's what I did. I went for a year of school, then turned in my papers.
yup if i'm not married by then then that's the goal
You think you're going to get married that quickly? I know that some people get married almost as soon as they arrive, but that's certainly the exception. I'd say only fifty percent of those that graduate from here are married when they leave.
haha i'm not planning on getting married anytime soon it's just such a funny joke around here
I know. That's why it's so fun! You said you had a friend engaged? A freshman?
no she's a sophomore! she got engaged this summer met her fiance on the third day of school last fall haha
Wow. I always find it funny that people get married so soon.
i know crazy right!
Around my group of friends, people are, um, not so keen on dating. I think it's the nerdiness + bad experiences. Just not very good things.
oh why? haha gotcha
Oh, like, for example, most of my friends are single. Not dating at all.
are you dating?
Nah. I'm not interested. I don't see a point before I leave, and there isn't even a guy I'd want to date. I have good friends, and that's all I really want.
there's a guy i really want to date but he won't ask me out so that's annoying haha
Wait, what? Why don't you ask him out?
well i THINK he might have a girlfriend but i haven't figured it out yet
Uhhhhhh. Can you ask?
probably should haha
Forgive me because I'm awful in social situations, but is it taboo or something to ask? I mean, unless you're such strangers that you don't know his name, I don't think it'd be too bad?
i think it is? maybe? no idea haha we are pretty close friends at this point so it might be a good idea!!
It'd be good! But, uh, why haven't you asked this far? How long have you wanted to date him?
okay well i'm at the game now so i gotta go!! thanks for talking this was fun!