Hey there! How are you?
I'm fine How are you?
Just fine? Why is that? I'm fan-frickin-tastic.
I ran out of taco dip for my tortilla chips. It's been a rough day
That does sound rough. You should buy more.
Hi fan-frickin-tastic, I'm dad.
Haaaaaaaa
But then I'll have too much dip for my chips... Anyway, back to the prompt
#firstworldproblems
Did you just assume my world?
... Today I learned that habenero peppers are never a good idea. Don't do it, kids.
habanero* don't do drugs
Dangit
do nugs nuggets chicken nugget chicken mcnuggets
Mmmm have you been to McDonald's recently?
What if I win an iPad just for typing about chicken mcNuggets
Over and over and over...
Yeah I went for my best friend's birthday on Monday.
Classy
Never trashy. So, how do you like politics
no do you?
Yes. I'm part of the Green Party.
No way the green tea party?
#jillstein2020 Boston Tea Party?
#kanyewest2020 What could go wrong?
. . . . . .
Anyways
But can you imagine Kim Kardashian as the first lady. Almost as great as Michelle
She would slay all day.
All day, erry day
Do first ladies give speeches?
IDK Do you like guns? Or cars? I can't tell if you're a boy by your name
Only if hot men have them. Can you tell now?
Still can't tell
Good for you for not assuming my gender.
#politicallycorrect
Or my sexual orientation.
;)
Oh dear
Oh deer