I would buy $1,000,000 of cheese then divide it among my friends. According to their loyalty to me How about you?
Cheese? Interesting.
Yeah, I'm a cheesehead, what can I say You?
You know what, I'm not all too creative so I'd probably first buy a car. Nothing too crazy or anything, just one that was reliable and had enough power in it to have a little fun. But hey, if cheese is your thing then that's awesome! Oh, I forgot to mention, the rest of the million would probably get split up into stocks and savings because I'm kind of a penny pincher. It's not the most respectable thing about me but it's kind of true. So what got you into cheese?