Aerial bacon?
If pigs could fly I'd be dying of laughter
I wouldn't go to college. I'd just sit back and relax.
Nice! haha, I could go to a desert watch the dehydrated pigs fall out of the sky and onto my plate as the perfect roasted ham
Wow that is a very specific mental image and now I want Christmas dinner
lol, well it's my specialty as a writer. If I didn't produce a very specific mental image in the minds of my readers, I'd consider myself a failed writer, haha. Christmas dinner? Mmm, now I'm hungry
"The imagery that the author uses conveys an image both appetizing and absurd, allowing the reader to understand just how hungry the author feels at the moment." Thank you, English, for teaching me how to appreciate flying pig imagery
XD oh wow haha.
So are you going to major/currently majoring in something related to writing? Because you could probably do pork stand-up comedy as a fallback by this point :)
oh haha I wish, writing is one of my passions, I write stories as a hobby But no, I am majoring in Neuroscience because it 's my dream to become a trauma surgeon what about u? *going to major in
I want to be an emergency room doctor!
lol, it feels like I am at BYU already XD excuse my mistake OMGOSH, that's awesome!
I really enjoy writing as well, but I was thinking about majoring in something I'm passionate about (writing) and minoring in biology
a fellow individual interested in the medical field. How amazing. :D
Hey hey hey student loans! Also I can't wait for BYU either, so no worries :)
You know what, just follow what you think is right and what the Lord thinks is right for you. Whichever path you choose, I commend you. Haha
That's so sweet of you to say, thank you! Same for you, homeslice.
Oh nice, an incoming freshman like me? Nice. and np. lol, "homeslice"
See, "bro" and "girlie" aren't extra enough for me. I like old school stuff haha
great, I say "dude" all the time
Dude!
thanks to my being home-grown in California dude, lol XD
I'm a Texas gal, so I'm a little anxious about moving to Utah
nice! I used to live in Texas for a year. In the fort worth area
Because here, whenever it snows (the one day a year), everyone basically stays home. In Utah? Ice Age could be going on and you still have to go outside?
I'm anxious to move to utah also
No way, I'm from Dallas area!
Sweet! And yeah, for me that one day was on my birthday back in 2015
The stars aligned for this chat! Wait was that when it iced for like a week? That stinks on your birthday?
but i was sick so my dad only let me go outside for 10 min *sad face* Ikr, we can't find fault in our stars this time
Aw gosh darn Dad! Smooth, 8/10 reference points
i think so, lol, i can't remember after returning to california and facing the blazing sun for 3 years and lol, I haven't even read the book, or watched the movie, but i saw the opportunity and went for it
I appreciate the level of puns.
I try XD
Story time - my Human Geography class freshman year had this project where we had to create a country, so me, being extra, named it "The United States of A-claire-ica."
so, are you a big reader? NICE! That's clever. Being Tristen, my family calls me Tristonian from the Smithsonian
That *that's so clever Yes, I love reading! Gryffindor forever.
It's annoying but I guess haha omgosh,  A POTTERHEAD ravenclaw for life, my dude
You got that right. All right, there's one difference between us. I don't know if I can handle the tension in the chat anymore...
oh lol u don't wanna talk anymore?
I'm kidding. If you were a Slytherin, maybe...
XD oh, I thought it was because I was getting boring, not because I am from a different House hahaha
Of course not! We're too alike.
Ikr But still, I gotta wonder XD
No worries!
How unfortunate I always find cool ppl to chat with on here but it's only temporarily unfortunately why chat rules why? XD
I've ran into some of the same people twice. It just depends on how frequently you do this, I guess. I started earlier today and this is a very fun way to chat with people you can run into at college!
that's cool! and ikr how long does this challenge last do you think? oh wait, I checked the email, it ends May 16th lol XD well, hopefully we get to talk again!