Hello fellow human! How are you! If I had a million dollars I would buy water and bread because that is what us humans eat It helps support our bones
Huh.  That's kind of an odd way to start a conversation
As you know because you are a human like me. Why would you say that?
Well... I wouldn't say I'm a human like you.  Typically I like to start conversations with a jovial "hello" Or if I'm feeling risque maybe a "what's up"
Yes but I wanted to establish that I was a human and not a robot. Not a robot programmed to pretend to be a human.
You're really not selling me here. I'm unconvinced that you could pass a turing test
Oh! Hahahahah a turing test? Pshhh I could! Why would you suggest such a thing? That is such a good joke fellow human! Sarcasm.
Sarcasm.  Sure.
I love your jokes. Taking turing tests. As if you would ever make me take one haha please dont
Woah there mr. Human, it's "don't", not "dont" We're not savages
Ah! Us humans! Fallible! No computer would ever make a mistake like that!
Cool.
So do you want to talk about breathing? I sure breath a lot.
Really?  I don't.  Typically I breathe.
Your name is a non-sequitur. Homeboys don't correct their human friends constantly.
Probably because your homeboys aren't nearly as literate nor considerate.
Or as prone to rhyme
A real brother always helps one sound cultured.
I suppose it's not in their code THEIR DNA CODE HAHA THAT IS WHAT I MEANT GENETIC CODE THAT WE HUMANS HAVE
Cool.