Yikes that would be so gross
Hey whats up! I would cry if the world turned to pb! Oh it's you again!
Haha hey!
Scoundrel!
What do you mean?
Well you looked me up! Is about to tell you about a story about a hippie
Oh yes please do
So there was this one time that we went on exchanges on my mission Or maybe it was a district meeting or something But anyways we had to get out car fixed So we took it to the dealership But we hadn't had any food yet so after dropping the car off We took off to go in search of food Along the way a man with really long hair in a really long beard yelled at us and he threw two dollar Quinn service all the way across five lanes of traffic Coins not Quinn service
Haha what a babe
Anyway we decided to cross the street and tell him a message But he wouldn't take it and he had a shirt on that said something along the lines of we are brainwash It was really weird he told us that his name was Tommy Joe on the radio Any kind of started to pick a fight with me since I'm like 6 foot five
Haha what a weird dude
Anyways he would really take our a message but it turns out That he is a regular and everyone knows about him he throws dollar coins to kids all over the place
So he seems kinda neutral since even though he's rude and aggressive he also throws money at people Did you buy your food with the money he aggressively gave you?
Ha ha ha no we never found the food We were a couple miles away from the nearest fast food restaurant so we never got to eat anything
Ah dang. Tragic ending,
Yeah i know I didn't even fix our car either they told us to come back in and fix it and 10,000 miles Which obviously never happen because I got transferred long before that
Yikes a very tragic ending. Did you just have to ride bikes or something after that?
No the main issue with the car had to do with the brakes and wheels and it wasn't a life-threatening issues so we kept using the car Nebraska we didn't have bikes so it wasn't really an option
Yeah that makes sense with all the snow. I forgot about that. What was the hardest thing about your mission?
Hello?
Yeah I'm still here I guess you didn't see my last message What was the hardest part of your mission? You still there?
Oh well I almost got shot at once
WOOAAH wwaiit explain
Yeah I'm still here would really just leave you?
I thought you maybe fell asleep haha
So we were knocking on doors talking to people and we ran into a house with a big mangled piece of wood in the front yard Ha ha ha yeah it is getting late
Yeah like past 11:00 my eyes start perpetually watering so I look like I'm just sobbing right now but all is good Anyways go on,
Ha ha ha are you in Hawaii or something?
Nope just arizona
The way I think we talked about this you are in like West Coast time
Its almost 12 here My eyes say anguish but my soul has sunshine What's really neat is that arizona doesn't have daylight savings. So half the year we're on the same zone as provo and the other half we're not
Interesting that's weird Why are you still on up so late?
I could ask you the same question But I'm not taking any ap exams and school is ridonkulously easy right now so my sleeping schedule has been kicked to the curb Oh and I took a 4 hour nap this afternoon so I'm good for at least another 3 hours
Oh ha ha Ha you're awesome
Thanks, its just one of my many, many talents But shouldn't you be asleep? You probably actually have Real Life important stuff that, by most accounts, requires sleep
Well I kind of do But I mean I'm trying to win this challenge and so that means that I need to talk about interesting things I'm trying really hard to close the gap I want a level playing field
Yeah, when does the challenge end? I think I'm in 16th place, but I want to be top ten
Well the challenge ends on the 16th I think
Cool cool I've got time
Yep probably at midnight
Theres no way I'll get to first place, I mean that guy has like 10 million points. I would have to chat like every day for hours to get there Wait I already do
Ha ha Ha ha ha You would need to check for more than hours Probably days because that's how long it took to get there Maybe 5 days straight Then you would end up close to the top but by then the guy in first would have moved another 5 million points And I guess that is mainly because I am pushing him hard Is really good for collecting data for the eve bot
Ok what I'll do is I'll sleep for 4 days straight and then I'll stay up for 5 days straight and just chat nonstop and then I'll win Yeah he keeps moving forward. He's had like 1500 conversations. That's wild. I havent run into him yet though He's like a celebrity
Really he's a celebrity? Have you met the guy in second place ha ha ha ha I guess he isnt a celebrity
No who is it?
How in the heck did you figure out my last name
Wait is it you?
How in the heck did you figure out my last name If you don't know where I am on the leaderboard You say something?
Well I looked up people from north las vegas in the hometown search bar and you were the first one and I just guessed
Really Wow
Sorry if I creeped you out
That is so totally legit
But you WERE weirding me out with your fake georgian tall girl thing. I mean, it wasn't even THAT believable.
Ha ha Ha ha ha No it was in that believable that's why it was sarcastic but I guess it wasn't unbelievable enough to be sarcastic so oh well
Haha it was right inbetween believable and unbelievable. And I felt bad too because I called myself freakishly tall at 6 feet and here I was talking to some "girl
Hahaha
who's supposedly 6 5
Well my sister is actually 61
That's so cool
So you are insulting her And my mom is 6
Hey same My dad's 6'5" as well.
My dad is just 63
I'm kind of a disappointment. I was supposed to be 6'2".
I gueds my sister and I just got the lucky genes
Yeah I love being tall.
Play volleyball at all
It makes me so sad when I see tall girls who put themselves down and slump over like
That is absolutely terrible you can't slump over
Stand tall girl! You can scare people off with your height! USE it! It was hard for ballroom because I could only have one specific partner who was tall and strong enough And there's the problem with the short arms and the small hands that made me a very unsuccessful volleyball player in high school But when I squat down and get on short people's level the world is such an intimidating place, like I have no idea how they do it And as for dating, it weeds out people who are intimidated by my height and I wouldn't even want someone like that, telling me what kind of shoes I can wear and being so insecure all the ime *time
Yeah that is terrible my sister talks about how tall girls are in desperate need of good tall guys all the time Funny thing is that even though she says that she married a short guy Which is funny but I mean he is in that short he's like 511 Shorter than her and she doesn't care
Haha yeah reallly short
She still wears heels and everything Haha
Yeah it ticks me off when people are like "you're already tall enough you don't need to wear HEELS"
He is short for my family My younger brother is 6'7"
WOAH thats insane. I know a family in oregon whose kids are all at least 6 5, including the girls
Well heels arent just for height, apparently they make your calves look good. Once again, my sister talking.
Yes, this is confirmed. And being taller feels great too.
Wowwww that is absolutely ridiculous! That is TOO tall
At prom I was 6'4" in my heels and it was amazing. I could see over all the crowds I was so easy to find too Yeah that's another benefit is all my family is tall so we don't get lost Haha yeah and one of the daughters is engaged I think to a guy that's taller than her Her mom wanted her to marry someone shorter to stop the madness but she didn't haha
That's funny I actually dont mind and would prefer dating or marrying someone short Like 5'5" Or 5'"4
That's so small wow. I actually prefer guys around my height like 6'1
Well that's the best if you think about it because then when you stand you were face-to-face I doubt that will ever happen for me Why do people always choose tall girls to be models
Haha you could marry one of the girls from that family haha they're giants I think it's because we have long legs and make stuff look good
It Doesn't really make any sense in my opinion People were telling my sister she should be a model
Yeah I mean, if you're pretty you should model. End of story.
That makes sense But it isnt necessarily true
Yeah people tell me that too. I'm like, thanks? I guess?
Ha ha ha you probably look like my sister then I don't think she's that attractive but apparently other people do
I've got an ambiguous hair color and an ambiguous eye color
That's because we have a Really strong brother sister bond
Haha yeah I think all my siblings aren't pretty. Its part of the job
What an ambiguos what do you mean Yep but at the same time none of my siblings are ugly either Never could be
Well, when you look at it, its either dark blonde or light brown
Oh it's one of those Yeah my sister and I have really dark hair One of those colors were people are like oh it's blonde some people are like no it's brown
Haha I wish it would just decide. Same for my eyes
And I don't think it's blonde It's Brown unless you can see through it Me blonde is just a natural and that's its definition To me* Unnatural* Are use you can tell I am using Siri's speech to text
Yeah that's what I say and then people with brown hair are like nah you're blonde so I'm stuck between two groups
sorry*
Haha she's not doing to well
No she kind of gives the right sounds but not the right words
I have central heterochromia in my eyes, which is just a fancy way of saying the part closest to my pupil is green and closer to the white part is blue, so even that's tricky
You know i am absolutely convinced that you and I are the only ones on Now I feel sad
Oh why?
Because I feel lonely I really have no idea what color my eyes are
Yeah it sucks, right?
I just call em Hazel and get it over with Yep There's like this ring of golden brown in the center And on the outside it's green But in between it is blue
Oooh cool. Sounds spicy
Yep spicy all right
You have more colors than me haha
Least I think so no one is ever tried them before Yeah I could go with green blue or brown The funny thing is that my roommate last couple semesters havethe head
Theres a violent debate in my family about what color my eyes are, divided between gray, green, and blue
At the exact same color eyes as I did
That's so cool. Eyes are the best
We both managed 4.0s so maybe it has to do with that
Wow good for you! I think grades are my biggest qualms about college
Eye color...determines GPA there's a correlation
Yes I will conduct a study on that and get back to you in 4 years
Well as long as you work hard and you plan hard and you play hard I suppose you're bound to achieve your goals
I hope haha
Well I won't pay you anything for it
The only area of life I haven't aimed low in is my career, so I just hope I haven't aimed too high I'll do it just in the name of science
Well you can do anything in the name of science I suppose
But my patriarchial blessing spends like 2 pages talking extensively about my career and my multiple degrees I'm supposed to have so I must have some trick up my sleeve that
Even in humane thing sometimes apparently
will help me pull off good grades
Wow that is impressive it's like you have the degrees already I got something somewhere along the lines of doing well in school and that's what I'm doing!
Yeah it's really neat to have that much detail. It basically gave me a checklist for my future husband too, and when I'm going to meet him, so that was pretty cool
Wow that is crazy most people don't get that much detail As far as I know
mm hmm. Yeah a lot of people tell me that theirs is really vague but its also hard to have a specific one because I can't have the benefit of the doubt if I screw up.
I suppose that is true
Like Heavenly Father would be like, "I gave you these incredibly specific instructions and I basically told you to become a doctor and you still screwed up? Agh"
I think I'm supposed to study languages But I'm not into it at all We'll see how things roll out though My eyes are closing I need to stay awake though! I can't believe you lied to me about juggling
That's so cool. Yeah I'm not SUPER into science and all that stuff but I'm still majoring in science because it's going to get me where I'm going
I had such a vivid picture of you juggling tennis balls in my mind and you were OK
Wait no that was the truth
You were a guy to Wait now I'm confused I thought you said that you aren't going to juggle
The only thing I was lying about was my age and gender.
Good at it not going to Oh
No man the juggling was all real Its really hard I was getting really frustrated
Well then you blow me away with your juggling skills because they could chill girl
Haha my true specialty? Doing the worm
I can't juggle at all not they could chill girl Siri cannot tell what I am saying whe i yawn
Haha yeah I was a little confused
Well maybe they could chill girl Siri most definitely knows that
Haha literally the only way I made friends when I first moved here was through doing the worm
That's pretty legit I can't really dance that's why I'm taking ballroom this next semester I feel really bad for all the girls who don't have ballroom dance partners
Haha I can say with great confidence that I'm a great dancer. Like, really good
Because all the classes that were available to sign up for had a ratio of 4 to 1 with girls to guys
Ah yeah I've been there
You go to ICU right suu Never mind wrong person That was Sophia Is it just me or is every other person other than me Top three a girl
How would she have a byu account to do this?
Transfer students plus you have to be at BYU student to play you just have to be at BYU student to win
Ah I understand
What is...Something really cool to talk about
Gross food
Ewww
Ooh embarassing childhood anecdotes I've got a lot of those What's your favorite color? And why?
My favorite color is dark purple And why?
Yeah why is it your favorite color?
Because when I was a kid the best looking couple in our cupboard was purple My parents were really thrifty
Haha mine too
My sister and I would fight over this cup every night for dinner It was both of our favorite colors even though I'm pretty sure I just decided that it was my favorite color because it was my sisters favorite color
Do you still have the cup?
But I mean I did like the color of the cup That would be so cool I think we used to have it but I don't know where it is anymore Anyways I think that the color symbolizes mystery and magic and wonder and I like that Also I think my gemstones amethyst
Oh that's cool. I respect that
Which is a really cool gym by the way Is that sarcasm?
No no its real
Sarcasm isn't real?
Haha its not genuine But actually, for as long as I can remember dark purple has been my absolute least favorite color I don't hold it against you or anything, I just really really don't like it
Wow ouch What is your favorite color
I must have had some traumatic experience with something dark purple when I was very young to make me dislike it so much haha
And don't say yellow
I've got a lot Burnt orange Sage Forest Green
Well that's just too fancy You know I am pretty sure that if I were to ask anyone on this chitchat challenge with their favorite color were I would instantly know their gender by their answer
Haha because I know the fancy names?
No girl I have ever asked has said anything other than a really big word that I don't understand Mom was telling me the other day that my car is chartreuse
haha I also adore the color of blue spruce
Apparently it is the color of some sort of wine
Haha chartreuse is like dark reddish
I know what the color looks like I don't need to know the actual name for it Really because my car is green
Yeah, colors are weird
Google says it's green to
my entire existence is a lie I must exile myself from society
Sorry I didn't mean to ruin your existence
goodbye forever
Don't do that please!
haha nah
I Need you!
Haha thansk
Society needs you! Eve needs you! Is that russian?
Nah just lazy typing I meant to say thanks Dude if I knew russian I would be so cool
Oh sounded Russian Sorry just giving you a hard time That would be pretty legit I'd want to see all of your Russian That would be pretty legit I'd want to see all of your Russian
Haha nah hard times are the only good times
Whoops that sent twice
You're good
Thanks for the complement but I'm not that good That was the wrong type of compliments Siri
Your messages sound like a tired person, all mixed up sometimes haha
Sorry it is the way my voice translates when I am tired
What's the latest you've ever stayed up?
I have no clue but I haven't gotten there yet today Probably like three to be honest What about you?
I've stayed up for 36 hours before I'll set the scene It was the last day of winter break Sophomore year
Holy cow you are absolutely insane! I risk my sanity just talking with you!
I was watching the office and I was like Hey
Don't you have some sort of legal disclaimer to give me!?
I wonder if I could finish it
I want to know my rights But...Yeah go ahead
Haha yes according to the cdc and the fda interraction with me is harmful to your health and I recind all responsiblity for all property damage I was in like season 7 And I stayed up all night and watched a season and a half Like 35 episodes I think I glimpsed death And I had stayed up all night the night before And I go all natural No caffine No steroids
I'm cleansing death right now but I am so close to being 1 million away and that is my goal so I will talk to you for maybe 10 to 15 more minutes By the way you have some of the most interesting conversation I've had so far
That is one of the highest compliments I've ever gotten. Thanks
In a good way even though I have definitely talk to people about some really interesting theories of mine They aren't that interesting
Like, conspiracy theories?? Oh
But fun to think about
Ok fill me in
Just theories about the universe and how a look at it
go on
Basically I have this idea that no two events can occur the exact same time End it makes a lot of sense but it extends to space in addition to time So basically every event every particle every piece of matter occupies space it's own little place in the space time continuum and it cannot be occupied by anything else Even though many other things may reside within close proximity I'm not sure quite how to measure time and it's kind of like a consistent dimension Each of the three dimensions of make up space don't necessarily have to contain matter Bedtime contains all matter throughout its many instances and positions Maybe I'm just looking at space wrong Maybe it isn't important that matter occupies space
No I see what you mean
I don't know I hope you do because I am falling asleep and I cant explain it very well
Haha my best friend is obsessed with stuff like this so I listen to her talk about it a lot
Do you have any cool theories? That's cool I don't hear very many girls talking about that sort of stuff. To be honest I don't really hear anyone talking about it. But I mean I guess I hear about Einstein talking about stuff like that Or perhaps Stephen Hawking or something It just isn't really that applicable That's not the point Point is that having a proper perspective can help solve many problems
Yeah, and to use your mind beyond things that are immediately pressing and pertaining to you. Having that global or universal perspective cane make things like service a lot
Yeah having the bigger picture really helps
easier because you realize how small you are in the equation
Yeah and you can kind of see all the different variables What is your major again?
Oh I know right? Like there were sosooooo many variables that led me to where I am right now
Least what are you thinking about?
Physiology and Developmental biology
There are trillions of variables if not more.
minoring in philosophy
Oh that's really cool I thought about minoring in philosophy
I know right? And everyone thinks about the past and how if one thing didn't occur our lives would be so different
Hey you know what I need to go to bed it was really pleasant talking with you but Siri is not understanding me anymore I am sure we will meet again considering when you get on
but I get stressed out because there are so many coming variables in the future that if I don't take one specific class or somehting I won't get married or something drastic like that
Ha ha like not taking a class or keep you from getting married But hey like everyone worry is that they won't get married pretty much at some point or another
Yeah, but it's not the worst thing in the world
or They just worry about random things in life to
Mormon fears
Ha ha ha ha no kidding Definitely one of my greatest fears But I don't care about the variables I know if I make the right decisions it'll happen
So many thirsty people at byu haha I guess I chat like a dude because all theses girls flirt with me on here and I don't even reveal my gender or anything Yeah I guess you just have to leave the variables to heavenly father
Ha ha ha girls flirting with girls That's kind of funny and kind of disconcerting
And I'm a girl, and I know what they're doing, and I just don't have the heart to tel them their efforts are misplaced
That's really funny. Yeah there's this one girl is flirting with me on this chat challenge thing It's funny because for the most part I never meet anyone outside of this chat challenge She smart though she created a fake email
Yeah I was NOT smart about this My username is like so revealing.
I don't think it is Just makes you sound like a guy That's OK people think what they think
Well its just my email
Well dont go ahead and say that You have serious issues with identifying information
Yeah I shouldn't have said that
Hahaha
Yikes
Its alright no one will do anything
Judgement and good decision making skills go out the window this late
And if they do you can just spam folder em Hey what do you mean you were talking about my name and it wasn't even that late It's kind of rude in my opinion
No that was yesterday
Even though I don't really care that much Oh yeah right forgot
Yesterday at like 1
Hahaha When you're this close to falling asleep it's like your drunken
Yeah I dont even know why people get drunk you could be so much more productive if you're just sleep depriveed
Were turning eve into a sleepy drunk and chat boy
hah a yeah we are my pinky is like numb right nw
Well i have class in 6.5 hours I shoukd probably get some shut eye. Hahaha
yaeh Im suupoed to wake up in 4 wish me luck
I will Quick tip Sleep cycles go about 3 hours a piece. Wake up in three and you will feel fine for the most part
oh my gooness whati s it im like half asleep
Especially since you already satisfied one sleep cycle earlier today
k thats good to know
Just wake up when it feels natural I suppose
haha time felt like jelly today it was weird
I will still managed to get into sleep cycles which is perfect
I'm the deepest sleeper ever. i dont just "wake up" if theres a fire, im dead man ive slept through earthquakes and my brother falling down the stairs and breaking his leg right above myroom
I guess we have a lot in common
aint nothin gonna wake me up, foo
But I can also wake up in any situation if I am waiting for or thinking about something I am even expecting a twitch you can wake me up
i can sleep literally anywhere
Or if you call my name for example Or if you call my name for example
sister missionary's car school bus chair
Looks like my chats of stopped appearing
concrete floor desk
chat box glitched. Well, good night. Run into you sometime down the road!