Hey!
Hello! So what do you think? Whether pigs could fly?
Flying bacon? I'm down
Haha, yes!
I like how the prompts went from these to "can computers fall in love" like they turned up
These prompts are the best. I've seen "would catfishing be the same if it was a computer" to "what's your favorite smell?"
Or the peanut butter one! They remind me of all those pickup lines at dances - "hi my name is Claire, what color is your toothbrush?"
Haha, that's right. I think you should go with the PB one next time! What did you answer for that one anyway?
It's white and blue How about you? :)
...blue, and clear plastic. Wow, had to think about that one.
Yeah I don't usually spend that much time contemplating my dental color scheme
I guess guys think that we are more attentive to that stage of our hygiene.
I mean now that I think about it I do spend at least 4 minutes/day with my toothbrush I should appreciate it more Sorry toothbrush :(
See, the prompts should be like that. Instead of wondering whether your computer can have feelings, we should be discussing the feelings our toothbrushes and personal care items already have. I can already say that my hairbrush is ready for retirement.
Dude I got curly frizzy hair so I haven't brushed my hair in probably months I use a large pink comb that I love to death she works so hard every day, get you a man who can support you the way that comb supports me
I love this conversation.
Hey hey hey I aim to please
So you have a neglected brush that could be suffering abandonment depression and a comb that is loyally overworked
I love your psychoanalysis, this is hair care therapy
Let's add in my mirror that must constantly stare at my face and try to convince me that I look fine
Hair-apy
PUNS
Hey I think you look fine and YES I LOVE PUNS So in my human geography class freshman year we had to create a country for a project and so I made "The United States of A-claire-ica" and the puns went downhill from there
I have so much respect right now
That was also when 'murica was a thing So the enemy nation that I made was "North Clurrea"
Nice nice
Yeah the downside with having an easily pun-able name is that it also rhymes with everything, so when people are talking sometimes I'll butt in but they were talking about bears or chairs
stairs and fairs too? Holy guac, have you seen that one studio c sketch about puns?
"holy guac" is my new favorite expression! NO Is it good
Thank you. I'm just too lazy to type the whole guacamole all the time Itis great. Wait do you watch Studio c? *suspicious stare*
I used to keep up with it but school/AP review and I heard that their latest season without any live sketches wasn't that good from my younger brothers Then again, they are in elementary school so in hindsight maybe I shouldn't place that much trust in their opinions...
I don't know. Elementary kids can be quite wise. They know which pieces of concrete you should because of the cheese touch Ouch, how many AP exams do you have? The pun sketch isn't ...super new. Maybe the second or third to last season.
Haha cheese touch I'm dead I have 5, so tomorrow is my last one. I will definitely look up that sketch to destress. What year are you?
HS. Woot Senior It is dragging. Hardcore
RIGHT A lot of the people I've been talking with are going to be college juniors and I wish I was that far away from high school right now... When do you graduate?
I will tell you and then I will ask when yours is and if I will most likely start typing my tears June 11 Is the last day of school Graduation is the 23 Or 22...
Oh okay, mine is June 1, graduation on the 9th. But my district has moved the school year earlier this year because we used to get out right when you guys are done this year. So I really only have 2 weeks left! And because of exemptions, I don't have to take spring finals since I took the AP exam for my classes, so I got parties planned
Really? Huh, that's not as bad as some others I've talked to here. One person had graduation last week Yeeaah party! Chug that root beer Which AP exams did you take?
Girl you know it. I actually just learned how to play poker (no bets, just candy on the line) with all the people in my biology class. My exams were literature, government, biology, calculus AB (my depression), and then tomorrow I take macroeconomics. How about you?
Thats the kind of poker worth betting for. Throw some pizza pockets in and I'll go learn to play poker Mmost of my exams were IB and I have an AP stats test next week
Yeah if you want to... take all my exams... that'd be great
Why would you want a 2 on your exams. More specifically an1 on the macroeconomics, Government and calc Typing is hard
I got utterly destroyed in calculus today Like this is a dead person typing to you. I died. My ghost can remember my laptop's password
Ouch. My deepest condolences go out to your ghostly manifestation Smart ghost though I gotta go. The sleep King has issued orders to the court of sheets and dreams
All right, have fun. Thanks for talking with me! Catch you on the flip side homeslice
Nice cmeeting you! Good luck and be sure to watch that sketch