Hey How is your night going?
Hey! I'm studying for calc Getting lit up in here
Hey again! Sorry again my chat went wonk yesterday
Yeah, no worries, I'm just glad that we matched up again because it cut off
Yeah! Me too
How was your day?
It was pretty good, I did some work and now just about to make dinner What about for you?
Oooh what are you making?
Probably nachos
Good choice. I had some really good queso blanco a couple days ago.
oh my goodness I love queso Where did you get it from?
We went to this mexican restaurant. I also love pico de gallo. My mom is paraguayan, so sometimes she cooks this tamale casserole thing in the crock pot that is basically a layer of corn bread and meat with beans, then toppings
That sounds amazing
Also I'm going to eat in a minute, so if you have to leave I understand, but if not I should come back in 20 minutes or so to keep chatting!
Okay! That sounds good Ill be here
And yes, that's my favorite dish. It's like warm goodness that fills you up. I can only cook toast, so I'll have to learn how to make that over the summer!
Yes you do, that would be a winner in anyones book Toast is also very good Good toast makes for a great day
Haha that sounds like a Nacho Libre "Care to join me in my quarters this evening for some toast?"
I have actually never seen that movie
What? Girl. You gotta.
Haha I want to
Have you seen Napoleon Dynamite?
Once on a bus ride to new york Hey is it alright if I come back in 15 minutes?
No problem
Back
Welcome
Thanks Anything new?
Well I have my last orchestra concert this friday
Exciting! how did that go?
Not yet haha! It's going to be this friday. We play with the band out by the pond and play movie scores So I learned how to play some freaking hard Star Wars today.
Oh nice, sorry I see "this" now
Is that a pun... in my good Christian suburbs...
haha I didnt intend it to
How about you? Got anything fun coming up soon?
Not really, we got back from the beach yesterday. Oh Thursday I have a photoshoot with an old friend
That's cool! Are you getting pictures done or are you taking the pictures?
Ill be taking the pictures
That's awesome, photography is really a great talent to have! Gotta get that aesthetic Instagram...
Haha yeah I gotta keep it up so that people will hire me for their events
So do you primarily get hired through social media?
Thats just where I send people if they ask to see my work
What kind of photo shoots do you do the most frequently?
Just straight up portraitures for fun with friends Thats what I enjoy
So how long have you been pursuing photography? Sorry for the 20 questions, I just love talking with artsy people about what they love!
Haha no worries I have done it since middle school probably I started on my own doing landscape photography, then I took a class in high school to learn how to shoot and develop my own film Then I ended up taking AP photography And have kept going since
That's a class!? Wow! So do you prefer taking photos of natural scenery or portraits?
I make a mix of both, I like going on hikes and then taking pictures of people in those pretty places
So if I hired you to manage my social media, you could make it look like I actually did stuff? Sweet.
Haha well I could just be a friend and help you get good pictures to post to make it like you do stuff
Thanks homeslice So, besides photography to the max, do you use other mediums for your art?
Pretty much everything, I just taught myself water color I love charcoal, color pencil, just pencil Painting is fun with acrylic Wood carving Ill be right back again in like 7 minutes
All right!
Back again
Wood carving? You really got all the art bases covered. What's your favorite project you've ever done?
Yeah, I try out a lot of things Um one that I really liked, I carved a bird skeleton out of white crayons
!!!
Then I melted crayons around in tin a puddle like the feathers melted off the bird
Next time I try and tell someone I'm creative, I'll just shut my mouth and say that I once chatted with an art god Was that for a class or just because you felt like gracing the world with talent
Hahaha oh my goodness no It was a final project for an art class, I way over did it but it was fun Surprisingly I only cut myself once
That reminds me of that meme from a class that kept a tally of near-death experiences per class period
Haha that sounds like it would be funny What are some ways that constituted near death?
I think that it was in a chemistry class because the picture just showed a bunch of open flames and a whiteboard tally Apparently one class period had the running record for injuries/nurse visits/near death
That is impressive!
But I mean when I was in chemistry I was emotionally dead, so the data for my own class my have been skewed :)
XD I think the most we did in chemistry was blow up a microwave
Bill Nye would've been proud
most dedifinitelyI loved his shows
I always wondered how the child actors got on there, I was low key jealous that they got to hang out with a legend
Seriouisly though That would be so cool to have been on his show
Do you remember those music video segments? My life ambition was to be an extra in one I also wanted to go on all the nickelodeon shows too
Its a shame you cant ever reach that ambition
Hey that reminds me I got something crossed off my bucket list earlier last year My wonderful english teacher that I adore was pregnant and as soon as I found out it was a girl I was like "You know what name you should use - Claire _______. Perfection." And then when she had her baby she sent out on the class remind "First daughter Clara was born today" and my life was complete
Wow That is quite the feat, have a baby named after you
Honestly though, college? Not a big deal, I've got my life goals done.
Yeah I dont know what youre doing wasting time and money at college
That teacher is a literal angel and I adore her (and Clara!), she helped me a lot throughout junior year. Also correct. What am I doing? I should just hang out with Clara
You should go train clara, to be a true claire
Well that teacher's first name is Renee, so I guess I have to name my daughter Rihanna or something almost but not quite that And if you change your name you're more than invited to come hang out with us.
Rihanna is really the only option Okay Ill start the papers
Send it over, I'll be your witness
Perfect We can make a Claire club
Would you like to head the Party Planning Committee
That would be such a huge honor
Seeing as Clara is almost 1 so she should be president I can be assistant regional manager
This will be the most solid organization found in the entire world
Clairely
BAHAHAHa clever
Did I ever tell you about my human geography project where we had to create a country - mine was "The United States of A-claire-ica"
You did not, I am most pleased that you have now I havent been able to be clever with my name at all
Our enemy was "North Clurrea" because that was back when 'Murica was a thing What's your first name?
Haha it got better oh my goodness Mitchell
Well this might be a bit of stretch but you know tires? *tire brand I'm assuming you know what tires are
Hahaha yeah the marshmallow mascot one?
Yep So if you ever go to an auto shop and climb in a stack of tires, you'd be "Mitchell-in tires"
Haha that is true I like it
If you ever became president, you could rename yourself as Mitchell Obama Sorry the puns only go downhill from here
Its alright
The downside with having a name that rhymes with everything for me is that whenever I'm just minding my own business in the hall I'll think someone is talking to me and nope
That is true, I never thought of that
Today on my bio exam one of the free response questions was about different bear species So walking out of that room was a struggle because "bear bear bear"
I thought you said beans So I was really confused
Haha oops
But Bear makes a lot of sense
:) So did you get a chance to watch nacho libre yet?
Its not on hulu... so sadly no I might have to go rent it somewhere
I probably have a dvd, let me attach it to this chat :) Speaking of Jack Black, have you seen the new Jumanji?
Perfect I have I thought he was so funny in that movie
Yes! I was really afraid that that movie would be really cringey, but it was so funny. He does a better teenage girl impression than I do
He hit it spot on, there was only one part that I thought they could have done without but otherwise it was great
Yeah a couple of the more *adult* jokes were a little much, but overall I loved it. The rock is also unreal
Haha the rock is making it into a lot of movies recently
I just love juxtaposing him against Kevin Hart (there's some vocab my english teacher would approve of)
Nice word choice Kevin Hart is so funny too, I really like his jokes
Thank you thank you, I aim to please I don't usually watch SNL, but his opening monologue a while back about dealing with small children was pretty relatable
Ill have to look that up What was the essence of what he said?
He did a spot on impression of a little girl running to say hi to their dad And then went on about all the chores moms do (taking care of my younger siblings makes me relate to mom memes too much)
I will definitely have to look that up
Only after you watch nacho libre Prioritize
Oh of course
Side note - I found some small altoids, should I trust them
What flavor
Peppermint I'm going in
Do it I fully support it unless you get violently ill or death comes upon you
Then you can claire-y on the club without me
Hahaha those puns are just too good But I could never do that
I'm sure that, with time, you can reach this level of pun hi-claire-iousness
Hahaha
Don't encourage me, it'll only get worse
I almost finished rendering a sunroom to present at a sales pitch Oh I am sorry
Also, thank you for supporting my altoid decision i feel minty fresh now Ooooh sales pitch fancy Is this a job/internship or for a class
Of course, I am glad the mints were a success, can mints ever go bad? Its part of my job doing marketing for the business
You make a valid point there
I know gum can go stale
Uh oh, that sounds like it's coming from a bad experience. Lemme grab my violin, I'll play the sad background music
You really know how to support me, and I appreciate that
Claires gotta help each other out
Hahahaha
Also I feel like we can accept a Mitchell member until the paperwork goes through. Clara is only 1, so she's not picky
Okay good, I was getting a little nervous
It's okay, you've got a track record of supporting me, so I think you'd be a shoo-in for whatever officer position you want
Sweeeeeeeet, kindness pays off
Who woulda thunk
I dont know, we should spread the news though
New study done by Claires feat Mitchell, Inc: kindness works (trademark)
It will be all the major and minor headlines
Key pieces of information
Exactly
Some may call it noteworthy
And critics will even endorse it
We can get the rock to smile in our general direction and call it a day
Perfect Its a plan
Is it time to diabolically slide on some shades and stroke a large fluffy cat
I think it is *pulls out shades and large fluffy cat from behind the coat*
Oh yes, my trench coat with millions of dollars of jewels and one fat cat Picked it up from dry cleaning earlier today
That could not have been better timing
Well you know when you got to solve a murder mystery at 8, then plan to spread kindness evilly at 9, you must keep all trench coats on hand
Of course, you gotta have those handy I had a roommate this last semester who always wore a trench coat. By the end of the semester I won his trust and he let me wear his trench coat It was a great honor
Woah, should he be invited to the club? Was his trench coat really next level?
Haha I am not sure he would be up to the task He was a great artist
Maybe just his trench coat then, until he proves himself worthy Speaking of magic coats, I had this wild dream that I met Dr. Strange a while ago and he let me wear the cape. I feel like the avengers would be good members too.
I would love to have the avengers
You've seen infinity war right
OH yes
Okay so we have to wait until they all come back then they can join Our club should merge with marvel memes club
I think that would be an effective merge Yeah we just have to wait on them.... I will be v sad until they do
Mhmm One of the directors said that marvel fans should begin their grieving process now, which would be ridiculous coming from any other movie franchise but they know...
that means they really arnt bringing some back! OR ALL OF THEM WHAT
SHSHHSHSHHH
Im crying
All of Asgard is gone and I'm not okay!
Yeah that was not okay They can not do that without getting my okay
(I mean I get Loki's character arc and all that jazz but BRING BACK my god of drama)
Yeah seriously
Also Gamora! Groot! SPIDERMAN
Yes to all of those and Dr Strange
MMMMM "i don't feel so good" is an accurate representation of how I'm going to feel until avengers 4 happens
Haha that is really accurate Whats the point of entertainment until then? Really there isnt one
Dude... captain marvel better correct everything I just want one movie where the world is safe and thanos is out farming somewhere else and everyone can be happy for 10 minutes
AMEN TO THAT
You've been promoted
Haha thanks
Co-regional manager
Do I get a new name badge
Here let me send it over beeeeeep It glows in the dark now
HECK TO THE YES
In case you get lost in a stack of tires......
You are such a forward thinker, I love it
Thanks homeslice So, time to get down to real talk - got any theories about upcoming marvel stuff and things
So I heard that thanos' daughter is reportedly "in the stone" Before finding this out I thought Thanos would turn back time and get his daughter back And Dr. Strange knew this so he gave him the stone so he could
Gamora's death was so cinematically beautiful even as I was throwing up in sadness
And when he does that it would bring everyone else back Seriously, I was so shook when it happened
!!!!!!! please be right!!!!!!
for various reasons I hope so, but Im not sure if it will. Maybe they are just moving out all the old heros to make room for the new ones starting with captain marvel
Yeah don't a lot of contracts expire... uh oh no more chris evans/hemsworth!
Chris evans and Robert Downey Jr's are the closest. But the others had more to go Which was infuriating. I love this spider man. Tom Holland is my favorite
Wait no Tom Holland has another movie coming up! Don't worry! He is also the greatest spiderman ever, sorry Maguire
HE DOES?! THANK GOODNESS you just made my life better When does it come out?
Awwww kindness YES I have no idea, sometime after avengers 4
What other movies are coming out?
There's no way spidey is getting snuffed this soon! Homecoming was such a pure golden retriever of a movie Ummm I think another Guardians one (because Christ Pratt is a beast) and probably more Black Panther ones
Im so stoked for those
The only stuff coming out before avengers 4 though is Antman and the Wasp and then Captain Marvel RIght! Let's move the club headquarters to Wakanda
I hope they do another Dr Strange to finish that plot Captain Marvel gets a whole movie?! I already have a spot picked out in Wakanda
Dude Captain Marvel is super powerful I was looking up some info on her character and she's the superman of the marvel universe Kevin Feige said that she would be the most powerful character on screen ever, so she better clean up the *snap*
What all does she do?
Flight, strength, some freaky sixth sense thing, super invincibility to basically any poison/everything She's going to be so cool to watch on screen All right pal, I got to get to bed, so time to adjourn the club meeting :). Have a good night!