Unicorns are real :)
Duh, where else do sparkles come from?
But really, if they were, I would want one as a pet. I hear they're very loyal. And formidable in battle. And you just can't beat sparkles.
I had one, it was crummy in battle. Kept wanting to make rainbows everywhere
Where did you get it? And are you selling?
It showed up on my porch one day.
Nice! Maybe I'll start putting out... carrots? Avocados? Creme brulee? What do unicorns eat?
It's not for sale, I am loaning it to a friend who now uses it for kids parties.
Maybe I'll have to throw a party :) Have you read The Chronicles of Narnia? That's where I got the idea for unicorns in battle.
Unicorns only eat grass grown in northern Ireland and drink directly from cold mountain streams.
Can you order grass from Ireland on Amazon?
I have read the Chronicles of Narnia, it has been a while and I don't think I read all of them. Not sure. I always ordered from Ebay.
Well in the last one the king and his unicorn kick some trash on the battlefield. :) If you get it from Ebay is it used? Because I don't think that would attract many unicorns.
I know there is a company that will ship you Irish dirt. You might be able to trick the unicorn into eating grass grown from that.
Excellent! Now I just have to track down a cold mountain stream. Maybe I can dig a ditch from the mountain to my house. Or maybe I'll get a rare flying unicorn and fly it to the mountain every day.
I really liked the book where a donkey was encouraged to dress up in a lion skin and pretend to be Aslan.
Yeah, that's the one with the unicorn. I LOVE all the symbolism in it.
There are no flying unicorns, you either have a pegasas or a unicorn.
That's too bad. What if you crossed a pegasus and a unicorn?
I read that book when I was really young the part that stood out to me the most was the (monkey?) forcing the donkey to pretend. Then you would have a mule, just a mule. It was nice talking to you, turns out I have to go now. Byu *Bye