Again?
What up
I'm seriously concerned that their servers are broken. Whaaaat? A real person? You, sir, have made my day. Or . . . madam, depending.
Correction, I am a girl
Well there you go. Eeee, I can't tell you how happy you've made me!
But whatever floats your boat man
A real person! Haha, I'm also a girl, so, you know.
really?
I am, I am! It's odd, I know. Not a lot of us around here, are there?
i thought you were a cat if i'm honest
Ah, I see.
yeah
One of those cats that have a really good typing ability, eh?
exactly
I see, I see. I'm secretly the mastermind behind all the cat memes.
i mean if one can be famous for being grumpy you know, that would explain a lot
Oh, grumpy cat? Yeah, he's my cousin. I'm actually the one that stars in all the ICanHazCheezburger memes.
ohhhhh
The ones from back in 2007. Yup! That's me! You can recognize my signature in the bottom right corner of most of them.
no offense but those are old bro hahahahaa
XD Exactly! I'm the father of all cat memes
okay real talk though
Okay, okay.
hahahaha
Whatcha doing right now? Between classes or something?
yeah i'm in between classes
Oooh.
just working on some extra credit work what
For which class?
biology
I'm just always interested in people's schedules. Whatcha have to do? Hopefully not dissect a cat?
nice nice nonono i'm just doing a bunch of quizzes and trying to score 90% or higher on it
Ohhhh, I see. What're you going over right now? I've never taken a biology class. Is it a GE or something? Or do you just really like biology?
well the quiz i'm currently taking is on building graphs
Building . . . graphs?
and no, it's bio 130. it's for my major
In biology?
well yeah the quizzes are testing your knowledge on the scientific method
Ah, okay. That makes a little more sense. How many quizzes do you have to ace?
i have 11 quizzes i'm currently working on 8 number 8
Ooof. Hopefully . . . not too big of quizzes? That kinda sounds like a lot.
well, some of them are 10 questions long and some are 4-6 questions long those quizzes i basically have to ace because there's literally no possible way to get a 90%
Right. You miss one and it's automatically below a 90%. But you're allowed to retake as much as you like?
exactly yeah, i have unlimited retakes the only good thing to these quizzes
Wait . . . you said you had to take them for you major. Let me guess. Molecular biology? No no, wait. Chemical engineering. Bio-chemical engineering, final answer.
no just regular biology i'm not that dedicated or smart hahahaha
Oh, please. Pffft. Pffft! . . . though, I do hear that something chemistry is one of the hardest majors here at BYU. But anyway. You're a . . . sophomore?
hahahahaha i've heard that too no i'm a freshman this is my first semester here
Oooh! Welcome, welcome! Don't, um, die to midterms? Or finals. Don't die to any of those things. Or homework.
hahahahaha the fact that i haven't yet is a sign
Oh, definitely, definitely.
so what does KJ stand for
Oh, those are just my initials. See if you can guess my name! I'll give you a hint: Those are first name and middle name initials. Not last name initials.
well, i gathered that hahaha and you said you're a girl, right?
That I am!
okay okay ummmm Kara Jane Kate Jane Kate Janice I'm not good with guessing names ngl
Well, the good news is, you've at least got the correct first letters! The first letter of each name is definitely correct.
hahahahahah phew
Okay, okay, let me give you a hint. My first name has three syllables. (Had to count that out on my fingers for a second.) And my middle name . . . also has three syllables, oddly.
ummm i honestly have no idea
C'mooooon. One more guess, then.
all the names that i think of have 2 syllables hahahaha
Wait, really?
yeah i'm thinking Katelyn, Kristen Krista those are all 2 syllables lol
That they are. Good guess, though! Completely wrong, but still good guesses.
i give up
Okay fine. I'll give you my first name, but my middle one will remain a mystery.
lol
I'm Kimberly. See?
oh hello
Three syllables.
let's see if i can figure out your middle name hahaha
Hello to you, too! Hehe. Go ahead! I've nothing to lose. Except for, like, my personal ID and possibly identity theft, but, you know.
ummmmm hahahahaaha is it Jadelyn?? probs not
Well, that, um, certainly has three syllables, I'll give you that. I'm sure there are three-syllable girl names that start with a 'j.'
jacqueline
Good! Still wrong, but good!
that's it?
Haha, nope.
oh lol dang it
What about, uh, jennifer?
jennifer
WOOT
hahahahaha is that it?
No, still wrong, but we're at least thinking along the same pages.
omg you keep getting my hopes up
Sorry, sorry. I will be more deliberate about my denials in the future.
Is it Jessica? hahahahaha
Ooooh, that's a good one! Not my name, no, but I really like the guess.
ugh it's fine i don't need to know your middle name lol
Hahahahaha. To be fair, I've never met another girl named this. Except for, like, really old people.
hahahaha
I mean, uh, senior people!
to be named with your middle name?
Yup. I've seen abbreviations of it, I guess. But never my full name.
huh that's cool i've only met one other person who goes by Pito so  i know the feeling
Oh, yeah? Is Pito a nickname?
yeah and yes
For what?
not necessarily a nickname more like a shortened version
I was about to guess what for, but every possible thing I could think of just sounded insulting.
hahahahaha it's fine
Okay, short for what? Or shortened for what, rather.
so my full first name is actually Pitovao
Ooooh. That's so cool!
hahahaha thanks
Yeah, I definitely would never have guessed that.
back home, i introduced myself as Pitovao but all my friends have ended up calling me Pito when talking to me So i just ended up introducing myself as Pito here
Seems fair.
hahahaha probably not
Is it just because people couldn't pronounce your name or something?
well, i'm not sure how being called Pito started if I'm honest it just...happened
That sounds sorta like me? I always introduce myself as "Kimberly," but it doesn't take long before it's cut down to "Kim."
but apparently when my friends from back home talk about me (all good things) they refer to me by my full name but if they talk directly to me, they call me Pito
Wait, really? Why's that?
hahaha yeah I feel like people felt like it was too long
Laaaame.
um no clue if i'm honest it's just what happened also i'm gonna have to motor rn but did you want to continue this conversation?
Maybe later, sure! I'l be online, like, all day.
lol
(I have no life.)
if we match up again, i'll give you my number hahah
Okay, okay! Enjoy your, uh, class?
haha yeah thanks
I'd actually like that. It'd be fun! And, seriously, talking to you has been so fun. I've really enjoyed it.
it's like a thing i started doing hahaha
Oh, yeah?
but yeah, i like talking to you too
It's nice talking with a GIRL, too.
well, yeah. i matched up with a chick 4 times and another chick 3 times so we just exchanged numbers lol EXACTLY
"Matched." You make it sound like mutual or something.
i don't think i've ever actually matched up with a dude yet sooooo
Wait, whaaaat?
hahahahahaha oof rip
Nah, I talk to guys all the time.
definitely did not mean to make it sound like Mutual
Maybe it's just the time of day. XD Hahahaha, I know, I know.
but i'll probs ttyl Kimberly hahahaha
Okay, okay!
till then