Hey what's up!
Hey! Do you do anything else in the evenings haha?
Hmmm Umm nope Haha you always get on around now
Yeah same. Except, and, this may be shocking to you, but I've spiced things up and I'm currently eating a bagel
Haha that's hilarious Is that for dinner?
Yep. I have a really weird eating schedule called Just Eat When You're Hungry so I don't really have dinner or any other meals. I Just Eat When I'm Hungry
Hahaha and that is now?
Yeah. I was really feeling an everything bagel so I'm eating one now. It works out great, because sometimes I don't need to eat for like 10 hours and other times its like every hour so it works pretty well.
Hahaha
However it stank because in high school I had this stomach bacteria that suppressed my hunger, so I was literally never hungry and I like almost died. So theres some drawbacks
Oh definitely
But enough of my eating habits. How was your day?
It was good haha
So how do you think the world would be different if pets could talk?
I Think we would all be in trouble Sorry for my slow response I was distracted I am back now though Think the main problem we would run into is that if Pets could talk would have to give them right And that would probably make politics even more complicated than it already has them I get voting rights may have citizenship and I can assure you that veterinaria Would be in high demand Are you still there
Haha yeah I was looking up piccolo instruments. Like piccolo saxaphones and french horns. Its really distracting they're very cute and small Haha yeah I think we would definitely have to give them citizenship and rights and like everyone would be vegan But I don't know if they would have the same intellectual level as us, cause pigs are like the same brain level as a 5 year old or something But I guess people, without any school or communication with other people are pretty underdeveloped as well. Maybe pigs have all this intellectual potential that we're just not tapping into haha I know that in some countries performing surgical procedures on octopi is illegal without anesthetics because they're so intelligent, so we could have intellectual discussions with them at least Oh and if they were granted citizenship we'd have to make schools for animals and they'd be severely handicapped because most animals can't grasp things with their hooves/ tentacles/fins I bet there would be a lot of discrimination. Probably a race war and a lot of conflict over the issue. Ok I don't want pets to talk I've thought it out and it would stink. Haha that was probably a little overwhelming you still there?
Yeah Sorry haha
Not a problem. I practice juggling a lot during chats so I leave people hanging sometimes Juggling is so hard man
Are you serious
Dead serious. If I could send you a pic of me practicing with my three tennis balls I would You have to warm up with 2 first and then when you add three you have to do it against the wall because the 3rd ball always gets away from me
You're crazy but I suppose when you're talking to someone who is this distracted as I am that makes sense Sorry ha ha I am going to switch to a computer soon That way I can chat better
Haha ok.
What's the most illegal thing you've ever done in your life
I drove without someone in the car when I only had my permit when I was 15. I'm not wild in that way... I also habitually speed. But these conversations are monitored so I can't tell you the REAL stuff I've done Just kidding that's the worst of it wink Oh also when I was five I stole a flip flop keychain from old navy
You little thief Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha
Bad to the bone
Why did you choose ball for your username
It's my last name
Oh that makes a lot more sense
Yes, I know what you're thinking, and yes, I am 100% related to lavar ball
ha ha I have no idea who that guy is
He's the father of a basketball player and he's ridiculous I guess you're probably looking me up now haha
Hahaha no Hey i am switching to a computer Just look for me
Ok I will