OOOOOooOOOO I know exactly how i would spend my time There is a specific goal i have always wanted to accomplish, and if money was not an issue, i could spend all my time, and talents on this goal
What is that specific goal?
This goal i have, is to anex Canada to the United States of America
I would probably travel the world. Why would that be of your interest?
Why not? Canada is amazing, and if i were to successfully anex it to the United states of America, i would go down in the history of both countries
I'm sure Canada would be a great addition to the United States. I agree with your reasoning but I think Canada does pretty great on it's own. However, both countries could greatly benefit from this goal.
My ultimate goal is complete world domination, so anexing Canada is just the first step
Having world domination I believe would not be beneficial to a lot of people.
Why not? if i unite everyone under one cause, there would be no pain So, i have a specific way i want to dominate the world
Okay I agree with that. However, the possibility of no pain for everyone is almost impossible. There will be people that have the same desire as you. But also people who will desire the exact opposite as you.
There are 9 powerful beasts that i want to unite into one, then after doing this i want to use my special ocular powers to cast a certain ability on the moon, and once i cast it on the moon, it will reflect onto everyone who looks at it, and i will put all of them under my spell so they will all agree with me
Logically is that possible?
therefore i will achieve world peace
I don't find that logically possible. Yes it would truly be an amazing accomplishment but we have to be reasonable.
Why do we have to be reasonable? anything is possible I BELIEVE
I believe that annexing Canada is possible but then we have to take steps to world dominance. However, the idea with the moon and a spell seems out of this worlds capability.
I disagree i know it is possible
I respect that you disagree but I would just have to have more knowledge on the subject to be able to agree with you.
I have already started testing on a small scale, and I have been successful I just do not have enough power in  the moment to do this on a world wide scale
You have tested casting spells on people to obey you?
Have you ever seen  the show Naruto?
I have not seen the show Naruto.
Specifically Shippuden
No I have not seen that show before. Give me a brief summary of what happens if you can.
I basically described to you one of the story lines From the perspective of the bad guys and excluding the anexation of Canada to the United states of America
Oh okay so you have seen it work on a small scale?
Yes, me and my group have done some small scale testing and have seen positive results We also have currently collected 7 of the 9 special powerful beasts
Positive results mean you have been able to cast a spell on people to make them obey you? How do you find these beasts?
Yes, they are widely renowned
Who are they exactly?
Well, they are beasts that are trapped inside the bodies of humans, Each beast has a different number of tails and the more tails a beast has, the more powerful it is so far we have collected beasts 1-7 or the tailed beasts with 1 tail, to 7 tails
Interesting.  And do you know where the other beasts are? Beasts 8 and 9?
Yes, beast 9 is inside Naruto, and beast 8 we almost captured, but he escaped
Well that is unfortunate. Do you have an estimated time of when you will have captured all the beasts?
I am not sure, the enemy is currently aware of our plan to capture the beasts, and they have put a lot of security around them this is why i want to anex Canada with the anexation of Canada, we would have an increase in economic stability, and military power
Interesting. Okay is there something me as a civilian can do to help capture these beasts?
Yes, if you ever hear rumors about Naruto, or where he is, just tell the nearest person wearing a black cloak with red and white clouds on it
How many individuals have a black cloak with red and white clouds?
about 12ish we have lost a few comrades since the last invasion attempt to capture Naruto
Are they spread around the country or where do they live?
They are all here in town Naruto is somewhere in Utah county so we have all gathered here, and we are stationed on campus
Oh wow.  Okay so I will keep my eye out for Naruto. What am I looking for to know it is Naruto? Like I said I have not seen Naruto so I just need a little bit of help to know who and what I am looking for so I can do my best to help.
He is wearing a bright orange jumpsuit and he is also wearing a Ninja Headband
Is he on campus or is he wandering around town?
If something blows up or gets destroyed he is probably near by We have heard that he is wandering around town
Well we better catch him soon. We would not want something to blow up.
Yeah, exactly, that is why we are the good guys, we are trying to achieve world peace
Why does he wear a orange jumpsuit? That is pretty obvious and kind of suspicious.
He is not the brightest bulb in the bunch
Don't you think he would change clothes?
He is just really really powerful
What kind of powers?
Most of his powers are based around his wind chakra but he can also clone himself thousands of times
So if I see him and do not see a guy in a black cloak with red and white clouds what do I do then?
you can whisper the word "Akatsuki" and one of us will hear you that is the name of our group
Alright, I will be on the lookout for Naruto. Hopefully we can capture this guy.
Yes, please, we truly need your help, would you like to join our alliance?
I do not think I can join your alliance but I am happy to help if I see him. I think it would be a  major help if you had eyes outside of your agency. Does Naruto know who you guys are?
Yes he knows who we are, we have already attempted to capture him, but our first attempt proved unsuccessful He killed one of our most powerful soldiers
Okay so then I think it would be good to be a help outside of your agency. Because if I am in your agency then he will probably recognize me. What do you require for people that are apart of your agency?