Nope
What Hmm
When there is something I don't know I usually look it up. Or, I don't care enough to be embarrassed about not knowing it.
What it feels like to kiss a gifl.
What's a gifl?
Girl. Try looking that one up
I don't need to look it up. I kiss a girl every day. The same girl...
I dont know but try kissing one
I'm married.
Are you a girl? Oh
No. I am a married man. lol
Cause I mean you could be kissing yourself for all I know
o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o   o lollollollollollollollollol look a wave
Whats with the os
The o's are a bunch of heads in a crowd and they throw their arms up!
Ok.
Okay.
So uhm.... whats it like... kissing the same girl... does it get boring? O don't know if I could handle it.
I don't think so.  It is nice to have a sense of security in a relationship.
I bet it is But you want a good relationship
I have one. I love my wife, haha.
Congratulations. I love mine too. If only I could figure out where she is hiding.
Probably in the kitchen
She must not love me very much.
OOOOOOOH SNAP
Hahahhahaha oh my goodness
I'm joking.
I was about to say
My wife tolerates me because I do dishes.
Hahaha well I am glad
Me, too. It would be a lot worse if she didn't tolerate me.
What do you call a three legged cow.
Tri-tip
Lean beef What do you call a cow with two legs
Ground beef
A gifl
A gifl
Hahaha
Poor gifls
No thats a cow with no legs
Who needs cows without legs?
What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your front porch
Mat Are you Googling jokes to use in the chat? It's a lot easier just to type random stuff.
Hahaha Not that one But I was trying to google to remember one about a guy on a tree Maybe i should have used the key word zacchaeus
The guy from the New Testament?
Yeah... the one that climbed the tree Haha Where would you be right now if you have 100 billion dollars?
Probably on my private island. On my computer. Hahaha
Oh you have one of those Oh haha
I would have a private island if I had $1e9
Well thats not too difficult What if you had &1e12 $
The value of money decreases as more of it is present.
Does it though?
So I'm not sure. It wouldn't be as useful to have 1 quadrillion as 1 trillion. And yes, inflation.
That is true in economies but what about your bank account
My bank account is part of the economy.
Yeah but it isnt the economy. Printing $1e12 and getting 1e12 in profits are two different things Pne is certainly easier
True. But if I had access to $1e12 it would slowly inflate the economy.
I disagree it would deflate the economy
Not all at once.
Using it all at once would inflate the economy
Yeah, haha
Bury it in the ground and it wouldnt do nothin What is the best song out there?
None I'm not a huge music person.
Oh no Why not?
I just don't listen to a lot of music. What do you think is the best song?
Probably "all the single ladies"
Interesting choice.
Just kidding, got ya tho
Okay, haha. Your choice of music doesn't bother me.
No right now I am obsessed with greatest showman
It's a good movie.
Listen to 4'33" and your life will change Most beautiful song I have ever listened to It is only 0.99 on itunes
Interesting. I probably won't listen to it, haha. I'm poor. I would just look it up on YouTube.
Haha. It is also on YouTube By john cage Performed by a full orchestra.
Cool
Although I can sing every part at exactly the same time Its quite a talent
That's impressive...even though it sounds impossible.
Oh its possible Who knows, maybe even you could
I'm not a singer, but I know plenty of singers.
Me too. What are you studying?
Chemical Engineering. You?
Applied mayh Math Chemical engineering is intense
That's cool. I use a lot of applied math
This applied math is more centered in computer science and machine learning/algorithms
Gotcha. I took CS 142 this semester.
Me too. Excited for the final?
I already took it.
Thats where I heard about this btw I heard it was hard
I won't comment on it, haha.
Hahaha
We aren't supposed to talk about it ;)
Well the teacher posted something to the effect of Everyone is getting a bad grade and coming to me. Stop it. I wont change your grade. So it is probably difficult.
I got that email, too.
I am not worried though. I have 100.5 in the class.
Haha, I had a high grade as well, so I'm not worried about how it turns out.
Yeah. I think I could get a 40 and keep an A
Haha. I think you can check it on the zyBook thing./ You can type a grade in and see what the predicted grade is.
Yeah. I just do the math. Mostly an estimate in my head.
Yeah, I put too much effort into other classes to bother doing that calculation, haha.
8 ponts off is about a one percent drop
Interesting.
So 60 points
There you go.
And I am about 93
Good luck!
Thanks.