If pigs could fly, than a whole lot of things would happen! Haha.
But imagine all the problems you run into Like Suddenly you have to manage flying dung.
No joke. I was thinking of the same thing.
And you have to coral them in the air. How would you manage herding them? Heli-shepards?
Also, the pigs would probably start flying into everyone. That could be very dangerous.
Yea, We'd have to have pig-nets in places with a lot of people. And maybe metal pig umbrellas
Would you have to make giant place to store all of them.
Would the have wigs or are we talking just floating pigs?
What if it was like a big glass dome to keep the pigs in. I don't know. Probably not wigs.... Haha.
Haha wings
Yeah.
We could leash them in a big field And just have thousands of live balloons in the field
I thought of wings. What if they just had jets coming from their hooves.
Hahaha, that would be fantastic
No joke! I would be interested to find out how much we could charge to enter.
Imagine the air quality then
That would be better than the smoke we have now.
You thought smoke was bad, wait until you have thousands of pigs flying around, jetting rocket refuse directly into your lungs.
That would be terrible.
Although I admit the smoke is awful
Wait... What if the propulsion was actually cleaning the air.
I can't wait till rain comes and cleares it out Now that would be fantastic!
Like some sort of air refreshioner. How ever you spell that word....
Haha, Like it shoots out those little car-mirror trees that smell good.
It could smell that freshly baked chocolate chip cookies!
Just billions of them falling through the air.
I would be fine with that.
You know, conversations like this make you wonder what kind of neural net they're trying to train.
Yeah. Why would you try to create a robot that talks about flying pigs.
Like, are they trying to make an AI that can solve flying pig-world problems? Because we are sure giving it the training data for that.
Maybe it is to make a funny answer to someone saying "When Pigs Fly?" I can also see how a problem-solving AI can also make a lot of things go better.
Haha. They just want a really witty AI. they don't care about how productive the conversation is. Or even how relevant. As long as it has ridiculous responses. They're a-ok I like the idea of a chatbot designed exclusively to solve flying-pig problems.
Imagine! We just give it our world problems: hunger, world-poverty,  starvation, anything! I think that would be a great thing to load up onto your computer.
And it responds with how to make a world with flying pigs safer. No matter what you give it.
I need help on my homework?
It always answers with flying pig solutions Haha Are you asking me or are you suggesting that the neural net could help you?
"Oh. Simply open your mouth and enjoy the chocolate chip cookies that start falling from the pig above you."
because I'm happy to help Haha. Thanks neural net *thumbs up*
No. I got it. Calculus isn't too bad today. Just working with the shell method today.
I wonder if we can train it to use asterisks. NIce. Gotta love the shell method That always made more sense to me than the concentric ring method. But I get that they both have a place
I am trying to think of a way that they would properly be used in a sentence. Here, lets see if it responds back. Chatbot, why are you having us talk about flying pigs?
Wow this is getting meta. A chatbot trained exclusively on preemptive conversations directed to it
You could say that it has metamorphic properties to it.
Maybe but I meant meta, not metaphorical.
That's fair. So, would people have flying pigs for pets?
It means: "Creative work, referring to itself or to conventions of it's genre; self referential" I think that would be problamatic But enjoyable maybe
I know what meta means.
Does this include wild boars?
Probably....
Haha ok. No worries
What about warthogs.
I didn't for a while Well I imagine their horns would make it dangerous Can you imagine?
That would be terrible!
I hear falcons dive at 200 miles per hour. Imagine 200 mph of tusked boar Smacking into a window like birds to sometimes Except the whole window goes down with it.
It would be like a missile, flying though the air, screaming the most hideous sounds at you, until you see red eyes straight in-front of you.
And maybe a TV or couch inside the window too Well that's a happy note.
Yes. It is particularly exciting to think about.
I actually have to start biking now so I can't talk more.
Aren't you happy we aren't doing this before we go to bed. Sounds good. Have a great bike ride!
Hello?