I went on vacation! I took a nice trip to Samoa
Ah Samoa, home to the 2nd most delicious girl scout cookies
3rd most
Whats your favorite one?
vegan
oh for real? I think its really sad how the girl scouts exploit the keebler elves to make these cookies for them
It's honestly wicked
I come from a background of social workers so that kinda thing really is disappointing for me to see
But to be fair exploited people, exploit people
its a scandal really aint that the truth I couldn't agree more
The poor girlies are a part of a pyramid scheme
its kinda like essential oils?
it's a sick sick game run by the girl scout leaders its EXACTLY like essential oils
Sometimes I think that girl scout cookies are a front for a deep money laundering business I'm like 96% sure that girl scouts and the illuminati are somewhat connected
There's no way average kids off the street can just afford those kinds of uniforms I bet they are connected
do you like conspiracy theories?
I live for them Honestly I've watched a lot of documentaries on them on netflix
tell me your favorite one bush did 9/11?
George W. Bush was a part of Skull and Bones
#jetfuelcan'tmeltstealbeams
and so has just about anyone who has ever been president
WHAT
even Obama
i dont believe it
and I'm pretty sure Romney was in it too
say it ain't so - weezer
messed up dude
ah classic mitt totally could've seen that guy in it
same tho i saw one, and it was about Bill Clinton he's addicted to getting posessed
aren't we all?
thats why he looks so "drained"
we all have our cruxes our own vices so what his just happens to be playin with the devil
We all do to some extent I suppose Moon landing was fake
explain?
Diana was murdered cause she was gonna take william and harry away to a muslim country
have you ever heard of the max headroom incident?
oh yeah for the moon theres no wind up there but there is in the video no i haven't what is it?
isn't that because they set the flag into the ground and it shook?
No its fake or from shaking you raise a good point
Max headroom was like this old TV show about the future and then one day in chicago or something like that everyone was watching TV and then all the Tv's in the city buzzed out and then this dude dressed up as Max Headroom showed up on the TV and it was like just one full minute of rambling and you could barely tell what he was saying
Is the video still out there? I wanna watch it
yeah i'll drop the link
Thanks boiiiii
jk
I can fill you in on more moon landing ones later
apparently you can't paste it in here
wait do they not have it anymore?
i'll text it to an arbitrary number
Okay I'll just look it up don't ya worry
because idk who you are
stranger danger
do u have a kik?
My mom runs the account
sweet
I'll ask her if i can add someone
is she cool?
yeah i guess
add me on club penguin i just got another puffle we can play with it and throw snowballs at random people
yes pleae
i'm a secret agent and a black belt
I'm pretty sure that one account still works being a secret agent was the coolest thing ever i did so many mission
would ur mom let me hug u l8r?
she'll have to arrange it with your mom but maybe
wait so she'll hug my mom first? i'm confused my mom isn't really into that
No
she doesn't hug me *love me
she will talk to your mom about it
my bad lol
she wants to know your character if u r good enuf 4 me
i'm a gemini I think also my colors are red and blue on the personality test
im an aries im a red
I like long walks on the beach
oh yeah we were twins on there I like cinnamon bears
do you like pina coladas?
lol JK
or getting caught in the rain? are you into health food?
I am not into health foods
or are you into champagne
I am into champagne
IVE GOT TO MEET YOU BY TOMORROW NOON and cut through all this red tape at a bar called O'malleys
yes youre the lady ive looked for come to me and blah blah i know no more of the words my bad
(guitar solo) BOODOODOOOODOOODOOOOO WAHHWAHHWAHHHWAHWAHWAHHHHHHHHH BOOODOODOOODOOODOOOO BADADADAAAAAAA
wow
do you think someone has to read all these messages?
ur reallgood at teh guitar
oh thx ur really nice Hey hey apple hey apple
hey there grape
thats not what your supposed to say
I'll be honest this one is right over my head
check your text
What? What? What is it?
orange you glad I didn't say apple again? (laughs)
Yeah, that joke was funny the first 400 times you said it.
HEY APPLE!
what?
orange you glad you checked your texts?
you look fruity. (laughs)
check your actual texts well then I was all like no and then you were like "You are!" and then he was all like, "No but then you are!" and I was all like "I kind of am" so long story short hes kind of my boyfriend now
I am so pretty.
You really are! is there like cheer practice today?
Um... Excuse me?
Hello?
(looks at them) What?
Who the HECK are you?
Who the HECK are you?
I asked you first
I asked you second.
Ah! ah! she's mackenzie zales! duh. Head cheerleader! Homecoming queen! part-time model.
oh.
who the heck are you?
I'm Deandra. I'm new.
who let you in here??
Ashley
ashley who??
Ashley Katchadorian
my test that I missed got dropped so thats nice still am kinda mad because I would rather have a grade Ashley Katchadorian let me go the bathroom in the cool girls room hey r u up
im up r u?
lol just a little bit my mom hasn't told me to go to bed yet hahaha if the people behind me read this they're gonna think i'm catfishing a 12 year old
same brh how r u
i'm guud you know whats a good book
plz tel
where the sidewalk ends but shel silverstein by*
i think ive herd of it ill lok in2 it
did you ever read that book called like wayside school or something
nope i cant red
dude try and find that book in the library that was my favorite book in elementary school
alright i will] I'll get it during my break today
also we need to watch the sasquatch gang (-:
what's it about?
its about these kids that think they found sasquatch tracks its filmed a lot like hot rod similar style
oh please yes please please please yes
cupbop and sasquatch gang?
YES PLEASE
major yeet
gimme a date and time
how iz ur clas
ill be there the best
the date is me the time is undecided
i wore my glasses today so i can see the board love it love it love it
you are showing the attributes of a great learner
how am i sure the date is you
very impressive
yes near sightedness is vital
idk key0975
or far sighted
this is is a randomized site
i dont actually know what i have
it could be anyone
i luv u strnager
idk if youre supposed to say that is that legal it feels like i've known you for my entire life
wo wow beaitugl ment 2 b
it is beaitugl
so like wuts up
nm wbu dude I haven't gone in to work today i need 2 do that
is that bad? one day cancer free <3
yes I need to get more hours i'm not workin enough not enough cancer in my system
i thought you had already done a ton this week? crap i just realized i never clocked out
just clock out again it makes you put a time in
I'll just fix it tomorrow i dont understand the system if im being honest with ya
wut do u mean - justin bieber
cute
what do you actually mean though about not understanding the system
i only email the lady if i screw up my hours i dont know how to fix it myself whoops
no dude just hit the clock out button agian
it is 2 late im just gonna email her
dude just hit clock out or sorry clock in hit clock in on ytime if you're already clocked in and you forgot to clock in, just hit clock in again and then it'll show up as an exception then you have to put in a clock out time
oh that makes sense ill do it thank you very much
it has saved me many struggles with m employer
nope it didnt fix it dude i dont get it gotta email
omg i'll show you or you can email if you really want to
show me later please
i will do so i have to do it all the time lol
thank you thank you
dude flag football actually makes me sore tbh why is this
cause you got a ton of touchdowns and tackles carrying a team like that is bound to take a physicla tole toul tool how do you spell
toll that touchdown wasn't even worth it bc i landed on my back and it knocked the wind out of my soul
yup that makes sense have you taken the pills i gave you?
oh thats a good idea i'll do that later im sore from all this deaking its too quick
nice language cool cool
thx my gf taught it to me
lucky
I am how was your vacation in samoa
honestly so great luv the beach and the skin cancer im like you in that way
how about real cancer
im down to clown with it
i wasn't really before but now I kinda have to be, its different once you get it from a radioactive rat
its better that way at least youve got a cool story
i was supposed to change that cage yesterday actually and i just didn't because I ain't riskin it
please dont risk it thats crazy that theyre making you do that
I know dudeman the higher levels are even scarier
seriously is there no one you can talk to about it? it makes no sense why theyre exposing you to cancer
if it got approved to be in my section then it must not be that bad
maybe thats the real experiment
its not like they have cancer they're just injecting them with cancerous material its only hazardous for a little i think
if youre trying to be comforting youre not please ask warren
dude you need to meet warren cutest old man
he seemed so adorable when we were facetiming
he is so stinkin nice I was talking to him about his favorite song in high school its so cute
what was it?
everything I own by Bread also he likes Cher
BEST SONG EVER you know i love that one i blast it with drew all the time im a cher fan
and he was singing "Vain" by carly simon with me the other day hes the bomb
he sounds like it
I told you hes like bff's with the volleyball team?
no ahahha howd he do that?
yeah he has season tickets every season like front row and they give him signed volleyballs and stuff he knows like all the players for the last 15 years
warren knows how to live life right
he also has like 6 daughters
are they all volleyball players?
who all played collegiate volleyabll a bunch of them went to montana state
thats SO cool but would it be cool to go to school in montana?
he is everything I want to be dude i would kinda like it psych never really been there
i take it back theres a lot of fun stuf ther itd be like utah just greener
I like the idea of montana though oh okay i like utah
not as big of cities but still gorgeous okay class is done byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
byeeeeeee