Hey can you see me now? I think I should be able to see you.
Can you see me? I can see you
Yeah it's working for me how about you? Cool we fixed it ha ha Ha why does it do that every once in a while Kind of annoying if you ask me.
Haha yeah especially during the busier hours because you have to scramble to match up with them again and theres that twinge of disappointment when you dont
Oh and I don't think computers can fall in love unfortunately poor little things
Haha yeah its very tragic
Oh yeah that's so sad I was talking to someone and I had a really good conversation going on with them and then I never matched up with them again Think maybe they just ended it on me Don't really have any other exclamation Explanation Just kind of never came back and I don't think they talked to anyone else They are probably bored of me because I'm a little lame Just a little just enough to be bearable Ha ha ha sorry am I cutting you off?
Haha well at first you were a tiny bit boring when I was talking to you I was like ugh a computer nerd Haha a little Sorry when I was FIRST talking to you
What do you think I'm a computer nerd? Don't even have a computer ha ha I do have an iPhone though if that counts for something
You built your own computer, and you know... stuff
Oh yeah. Ha ha
And I was like he must be some no-nonsense person because his name is just Adam
I know so boring right?
Haha no I mean on the screen
It even come out of the Bible and everything Your name is actually really close to my little sisters name
Haha I literally just understood the whole adam and eve thing today with you and the program and I felt really dumb Oh cool what is it?
Ha ha ha yeah but Adam is my name
Yeah, so I gather
Julia. Deafinitely not the same thing
Hey its close
It's in the realm Got your reference in the other chat ha ha
I actually just met another juliette the other day and it felt really really weird
Those incoming freshmen are just so crazy
Oh yeah haha my names actually romeo, sorry
Ha ha ha that's why I knew you were a guy Do you get offended people think you're a guy? I would totally be offended if people thought I was a girl but then again it's pretty obvious I'm a guy
No haha I think it just means I'm not a, well I dont know how to put this un-offensively but obnoxious texter?
Well it's obnoxious when it hits your phone all the time
Like, I don't use a ton of smiley faces and exclamation points like I know a lot of girls use, so I can see why people think I'm a guy
There aren't any notifications for this thing so you can read them whether you want to or you can not read them if you don't want to
Yeah at least that's nice
Yeah now that I think about that that is kind of true I don't really use a lot of emoji's either I do every once in while though ;) I still feel like we're being pulled into some sort of psychological study or we will be at some point Especially Jason and I the affects of Sleep deprivation on the ability to talk on a computer
Haha yeah I was chatting with someone earlier today and I thought he was a girl because he kept doing this winky face thing and used really flamboyant language
That is really funny who is it I seriously haven't met any other guys. Other than the top three
Haha yeah this is really just a front for a psych stufy examining how far people will go to win stuff
Because I guess only guys are competitive enough to get to the top three
It was JIV I think
Yeah pretty far apparently
His first names john
Oh interesting I may have met him once but I could see how that's a guy
Its pretty cool we've actually already planned a date when we get to provo
Weird yeah that's the first person ive heard of who is a guy Wow are you serious?
Yeah. I think we're either going roller skating or we're stalking two other people on a date
So that's why all these girls are flirting with me. Ha ha actually I'm not sure if they're flirting with me I know one in specific that we will probably go on a date
Haha some people are just super exuberant and it comes across as flirting
Not entirely sure though Some people just drop hints I think it is kind of weird though Because most people don't even know what I look like or who I am Unless you do some real searching into the leaderboard and figuring out what my first and last name or or where I live in and my first name apparently I mean that's how you figured it out right?
No I used the student directory and you're literally the first on the list from north las vegas
Yeah I know Honestly the student directory is kind of stocker-ish
And on the leaderboard it literally has your last name and middle initial so it didnt take a ton of brain power
Everyone is in there along with all the information and it is kind of weird if you ask me
Yeah its a little creepy
Yeah it's pretty easy Took me forever to figure out who the guy in first places Are you still there should I think I could do to figure out who you are Maybe if I looked up female ball people in the directory and then looked for your state
On the board or on the chat
OK I'm really confused now
Oh well you asked if I was still there and I am
Oh did I? Sleep deprivation does weird things to the brain But to be honest I took a short nap
Haha yeah that whole message you sent was kind of all over the place
So I should be fine staying up Wonder when he's going to take a nap
Oh for sure
Because I want to be on when he does Usually the messages aren't all over the place But every once in while there's one that you just can't understand And I try to correct it Specially hard to get Siri to recognize what I am saying when I yawn And Siri always messes my first two words for some reason
Lets just make this a competition to see who can stay up longer
I think it would've been a way better idea to open up a lab and have people walk in and just use speech to text talking to each other face to face Oh I bet you will fall asleep first I have no doubt about it I mean I took a short nap
oooh boy are you wrong
I can't believe it's already four in the morning Ha ha ha ha Isnt it Still just like three for you
You have no idea the levels of willpower I have
Oregon right?
Yeah just three
How do you think I got this far?
No, arizona now.
Oh wait did you move or did I just forget If I just forgot I'm sorry I can't keep anyone straight anymore
Haha I moved at the beginning of senior year No its ok
Oh OK. I don't understand how building a computer make someone a computer nerd You can literally just look it up on Google To be honest I don't really fully understand what all the parts do you
I mean, you have to know a LITTLE bit about computers to be able to build one
Forget the you Oh well yeah and I mean my major is applied and computational mathematics You have to take CS 142 which is the basic computing Basically teaches you how to program in C++ which is the first time I've ever been able to program and anything
Yeah I think that's what I was getting at
It turned out I'm really good at it Over 100% in the class I think it's the way I think. I am good at processes. And instructions I can be really really specific if I need to be
Thats awesome! Its so cool when you find out you're really good at something
That's all programming is is being so specific that a computer which is really stupid can understand I'm probably better at math though to be honest.
Yeah I suck at math
That confuse of so many people and for me it just comes way more naturally probably because I can visualize the numbers if you are an audio learner is probably way harder
I took ap calc last year and hated it with so much fury
I can visualize solving the problems in the numbers moving around on the paper
Must be nice....
And I have a really good memory so I can remember remember the different pieces of the equation as I'm solving it and I can do most of them in my head as a result Equations that is It isn't really that nice it's just that I think Differently As a result of that I am terrible at taking notes and I am also terrible at writing I don't think this has anything to do with it but I can't be attention very well But I managed to force myself to I guess some people say really interesting things then it catches my attention a lot more to Good teachers are really good at taking the important concepts and teaching them at the times when their classes most interested
Very true
Are you a big nature person?
Yes absolutely
Oh sweet do you like to go on hikes I think we talked about this What is it you or talk to you about the sunset picnic on the mountain?
I miss oregon for that, here you go outside and its just concrete for miles but we had a forest in our backyard in oregon
Was that someone else. Well it's besides the point I was saying that that would be a really really cool experience.
No haha not me
Well then you are the third person I've talked to about it
Yeah I went cliff jumping a lot and hiking
It's official. You should feel honored that you are one of the three. That means you've officially talk to me for a decent period of time. Oh cliff jumping is so fun!!!! I did I talk to you about that?
Cool cool I feel very honored
Sure you do. You are by far the most sarcastic person I have met so far.
No I don't think you did
They're going to run the eve sarcasm module based on the chat see you make I went cliff jumping once and it was really fun but that's probably just about the craziest thing I've ever done. Haven't really gotten a chance to do it since what's the craz The craziest thing you have ever done
Haha no I'm actually honored you just won't accept my acceptance
That's too bad. It's just so absurd. I don't know if I can believe it. Sounds like sarcasm. Are you much of a writer at all?
Yeah I do pretty well on my essays, if that's what you mean and nonfiction is a snap
Oh really wow that is really cool
but if you asked me to write fiction I'd throw myself off a cliff
That is my weakness like I said. Have you ever written in stream of consciousness Oh well it would probably be a blast anyways Specially considering you've already done it at least a few times before
Hahahah I guess you're right
It's so funny I start with the prompt of saying what's the craziest thing you've ever done and then I will say I jumped off a cliff Usually if they've never gone cliff jumping they think I'm crazy And that I tried to commit suicide or something. But nope I have definitely never tried to commit suicide disclaimer
I did bridge jumping in oregon with friends right before I left and I dove super deep and just stayed there for a minute and freaked everyone out it was fun
Wow that would be so funny Did anyone jump in after you?
No they all had life jackets and I guess nobody thought to take them off
What?
So they're just bobbing around at the surface and I'm laughing underwater
So are you telling me they would jump in after you because they were wearing lifejackets? That's hilarious you would think that one of them and take it off I mean I can swim without a lifejacket it's really not that hard
Yeah I have dumb friends
Even in really deep water
But its hard to dive you just bob around
Treading water is in really that hard either. I mean I guess that's what you are supposed to do. Yeah actually I feel like it would be kind of lame I would never go cliff jumping with a life jacket. Actually scratch that it might be kind of fun to do a couple of times. You a big swimmer?
Not really, but I should be. I have super crappy knees so I'm not allowed to run and even biking hurts sometimes
That's really terrible man you just have the worst luck when it comes to health
Haha tell me about it I haven't even told you all of it
How did your knees get bad?  Genetics or did you get an accident or something Please don't tell me you have cancer. My mom really freaked me out when she got it. A lot of people on my mom side have died from cancer.
No that would definitely be worse I have a lot of family with cancer too so I've got that coming too I did ballet for a long time and I was en pointe for like 3 years and all my skiing and the way I walk just screwed them up
What is on point again? I remember reading about or learning about ballet and someone told me that it was really hard on ballerinas and I think it only usually do it for a cer And amount of years before they had to quit because it was damaging their body
Oh and my patellas are misaligned so they rub against stuff that they shouldnt
Wait how do you walk?
Oh en pointe is wearing pointe shoes, the kind that you can stand on your toes in
Oh are used to stand on my toes all the time as a kid
Backwards, with my hands on my calves and my face on the floor
I'm lucky that my tendons formed properly
Haha yeah you are. Its incredibly harmful if you aren't full grown
That sentence didn't make any sense at all
You asked how I walk, and I answered Backwards, with my hands on my calves and my face on the floor
Yeah it turned out OK though I can walk completely fine I can run completely fine and I still work on my toe sometimes and it actually really helps my calves But I mean I can still do everything like I have a weightlifting class this semester and that's actually working out just fine my form Is working just fine Although it is taking me a while to learn
Thats nice. Yeah I just cant squat or powerclean which is great because i hate both of those
Yeah I can do both of those are not super easy but those are the things I struggle with the most In order to fix it I have to do is make sure that I don't point my toes every time I do a rap Then I don't have problems I am actually really lucky that I don't have any health problems.
Powercleaning just stresses me out like theres so much going on at the same time and it makes carrying  a backpack around excruciating becasue it works your trapezius and
Are you starting to get tired yet or is that sugar keeping you awake?
Yeah, you should really tell me about your perfect health
Oh I think it's pretty fine you just have to get the rhythm down
Nah I'm feeling good
Oh well I mean my physical health is just fine I'm times I worry about my emotional health though
Yeah same
I'm honestly just not that emotional and I don't react negatively or positively very often Kind of desensitized both directions The result I'm really patient and I never get angry
I totally know what you mean
Like ever. People can be screaming in my face and I can still maintain calm Fact I had it happen on my mission from my own companion
Woah wait tell me what happened
He was not happy that I didn't want to do what he wanted to do which was a breach of the rules
What was it?
He wanted to go to Walmart in the middle of the night and we're not allowed to take the car is out past 10.
Haha thats so dumb
Wasn't even for anything important it was just on the whim
What is he? 15?
Yeah I know. I mean they aren't even our cars so why would we be using it against the rules. I mean he acted like it a lot He was also the one companion struggled the most spiritually I was seriously worried about him. My mission president told me that he paired me with him so that I could help him. I was seriously worried about him. My mission president told me that he paired me with him so that I could help him.
That's rough.
Apparently before I was paired with him he was seriously considering going home But I taught him how to work hard and I taught him how to follow the rules even if you didn't really enjoy it that much From what I heard I think he mellowed out a little bit after I was with him I mean he still wasn't the most obedient
That's good. You're the horse breaker
Ahh euphemisms Leave so much up for interpretation Ha ha ha I'm pretty stubborn And usually it's in good things so they're a good consequences
But stubborn is good with good stuff like mission rules
Yeah it is. I really don't get you. I don't understand why you want to stay up so late.
Yeah my dad is the most impatient person I know and he likes to use fear to control his kids, so I vowed to be the most patient person ever so I wouldn't screw my kids up
I mean it doesn't seem like you're moving fast enough to really over take anyone in second or third place
I just like the conversation
Yeah my dad gets angry pretty bad too sometimes. It is a lot better recently I mean he's not violent or anything But it can be kind of scary At 4:30 in the morning? I mean I would probably prefer 430 in the afternoon if I were you
Yeah especially because my dads tall, so I was reallly scared when I was little
Oh believe me I am not complaining Oh my dad would open his eyes really wide and great his teeth and his face would go red and his eyes bloodshot And honestly Was the scariest thing I've ever seen
haha I just don't really feel like I have anyone to talk to like this because all my oregon friends have moved on and people here don't want to make the effort to be friends
That's really sad. My brother, knows more about computers than me
when we're all leaving in like 22 days it just doesn't make sense
It is an avid gamer, he has a girlfriend and is had one for the past year For some reason he's just really great at making friends. And this is his senior year and we just moved and he already has a ton of friends It's also way more focused than any of my siblings are and as a result he gets straight A's I mean I do too now But it took a lot of willpower Kind of my strength I just needed to learn how to use it properly
Yeah I'm really selective when it comes to close friends so I have a lot of acquaintances but not a lot of people I can carry out long conversations with I actually got really good grades too, so overall the move was a positive experience
Ha ha. Well that's really good
I was able to get rid of some qualities I really didn't like about myself when we moved so that was nice to have a fresh start and basically have a test run for college
You know it's really funny when you stay up this late at night like this
Yeah this is literally so unhealthy
Yeah my mission I changed areas a lot, in fact six times Timeless a new chance to break the stereotypes and learn how to separate myself from them I have friends from every group and I can relate to pretty much anyone
Yes you articulated it perfectly
Except angry people because usually I just try to calm them down Actually actually way nice Because I can make friends with pretty much anyone
Haha yeah I just don't understand the senseless anger about little stuff
But with that the people and make friends with all the sudden are the people I choose So it feels more personal if I choose not to be friends with someone Because I could totally be everyone's friend. And I mean I try to be. I hate to be on someone's bad side but I am OK with it as long as it isn't my fault Some people will just be people and they will be mean to people That's just how people are. Especially those who are less emotionally stable. And I guess table is a positive light to look at the way that I am emotionally I mean there was that one time I was getting into a relationship with a girl and she ended up being with another guy And that was really emotional for me But I go got over it after like two weeks
Woah wow I'm so sorry
So I guess I'm more emotionally stable then some people Was talking to someone the other day that it took them over a year to get over it Who knows maybe what they had was more serious than what we had
Haha I'm so desensitized that I can talk myself out of liking someone in like 24 hours
Really?
But that still really stinks and its on her for doing that to you
I mean I can too. But are usually only do it if I have decided that it's not a good idea to date someone Probably not the best thing to do.
Yeah I usually just tell me that they're the right person for someone, just not me
It's like shutting people out of your life. Usually I will convince myself I don't like someone if I'm not attracted to them
Yeah I've done it a lot. And its true you just have to shut them off because otherwise you still think about them and they take up space in your thoughts and you're not truly over them
Or if I'm attracted to someone else basically Shutting them off isn't exactly the best solution but it works Kind of sad actually I can convince myself that I like someone I don't actually like Just because I think they're attractive
Yeah, or I'll shut it down if I know I'm just attracted to how they look and not who they are
So I kind of have to make sure I am choosing people for the right reasons
Yeah but its so hard to distinguish the reasons!
I don't usually shut it down if I'm only attracted to them I figure I will get to know them first Then I will distinguish between whether or not I really like them or not Traction is pretty immediate but compatibility is something that you can't really tell right away I mean at least in my opinion
Yeah. But usually my self esteem butts in and is like why would they like you? You're better off just cutting off your feelings in the first place
True Compatibility I mean there are some people who can immediately tell that you won't get on with
Haha theres so many people like that on these chats its rough man
That's really bad that just stop you from trying My problem is that when I really like someone and everything just lines up Freeze and I can't be myself because I'm so stressed
YES
I freeze And I can't really get close to them because I'm just so tense Going to robot mode do I have to plan things and real relationships are more spontaneous
And I think, am I acting like this because I want them to like me or do they just make me a better person?
I think you think about this a little bit too much.
Am I being genuine here?
Most people are fundamentally good Should always be leaning on the side of more people being compatible rather than just everyone not being compatible
Haha I literally think about E V E R Y T H I N G too much
What don't you think about much How long did it take you to decide to jump off that bridge where that Cliff for the first time
Like 3 minutes
Well then you think about it less than i do
Haha I did it as an exercise to stop thinking about things too much actually
I researched it, checked out all the risks, watch someone else do it, thought it through my head I researched it, checked out all the risks, watch someone else do it, thought it through my headThen when I went to jump it took me like OK maybe to take me that long when I w WHoops Oh really that's kind of funny
I force myself to do stuff like that a lot, I actually wrote an application essay on it for byu
Really That's interesting. Maybe that's why you were excepted. I force myself to do stuff to
Yeah I'm thinking that's what it was
They really do pay a lot of attention to your essays
Haha I hope so I had to write 6 And 2 extra for byu hawaii
Oh you applied to BYU Hawaii? Did you get in?
Yeah I was thinking of just going before my mission and then transferring to provo No, haha But their major and minor and cluster system is whack
Are you leaving on your mission? Yeah that would be something that would turn me off
No I'm 17 haha I've got a while
Oh ha ha wow... You are really young I told you I'm like four years older than you? Have*
Jeez you basically need a walker Start playing bingo on thursday nights at the community center
I guess that should be obvious considering of served a mission
Yeah I guessed so
Actually I used to do that every week
Haha seriously? Major props
No joke it was a service project we did in one of my wards on my mission For all the dying people Is really sad they call them nursing homes but they are literally just places people go to die
I burst out laughing at all the dying people Yeah like, you know you aren't going to get better and get out of that place
Because it is morally incorrect To end it any other way
Its where youre going to die
I'm not kidding it's where they go to die And they die much quicker in a nursing home to
So did you work in a hospice?
We had an investigator and his mother was getting old and I took her to the nursing home and she died a couple weeks later
Thats so sad.
No I didn't work in hospice and I'm not sure if that's the same thing at the nursing home but it was a nursing home and we served there
But at the same time I would want it to just be over quick. In and out.
You'll people loved it but they couldn't really understand us here or us or really make sense of what we said A lot of them are deaf a lot of them were blind a lot of them were definitely not all the way there And they were also week I don't want my grandmother to ever go through something like that Luckily my family as well off enough that we can afford to have her around the house and she can be around all of her grandkids Even though she isnt the most social grandma She sits and does crossword puzzles
Thats so good. Hey crossword puzzles rock
One time I was talking to her and she told me that I should never marry someone who was of another race I had no clue she was that racist
Haha racist old people
But she is. She just thinks it isn't fair to the children. Especially when they're born into a world where people are racist. I mean I guess it makes sense But it would not be the reason I would stay away from people of other races I'm not attracted to them then I'm not going to really date them More than one or two dates And that's it and most people from different races I'm not really that attracted to. It has nothing to do with them being a different race. Honestly I'm just not attracted to a lot of people A lot of it does actually have to do with personality and confidence
Oh absolutely.
Girl that I am at least mildly attracted to who is a great personality and is confident in our relationship Is way more attractive Well the birds are waking up and are beginning to chirp I don't think I've ever stayed up this late before
Hey we made it to 4
Funny to see how the world just continues to move forward with everyone sleeps You're still one hour behind me see if you can make it to five
Yeah just think of all the work you could get done if you just never slept Yeah I will nerd watch me
Yeah It would be insane I mean I read about all the most successful people in the world and they all claim to have like an average of three hours of sleep They honestly just never sleep
Haha yeah thats the secret
I think Donald Trump claims to sleep three hours a day Personally I think it kind of shows
Haha but look at how he looks haha
But most successful people never sleep longer than six or seven hours I kNow ha ha I will be honest usually I sleep six or seven hours And I do just fine on it.
Its interesting how the conversation in this format like skips and then goes back
I'm glad we can talk because sometimes I just get desperate and start pulling up props on the Internet
Props? Like a hat?
Prompts
Oh prompts
Siri is making me angry. OK not really but I'm not happy with her. Siri you are fired
Haha I have a friend who was almost named siri
Now I know that bird start chirping at exactly 5 AM Oh that would've been absolutely terrible When you how many siris they are in the directory Too bad you can't search by first name
I know right? Shes the one whos really into space and string theory and that kind of stuff Dang Its taking me forever to eat this carrot before me
Oh ha ha. Did I tell you about my theory? I have told people about it Three times I think
Yes haha
Or maybe six
I am in the top three
Every time I do it gets more more complex
Ok would you like to again?
Ha ha maybe but actually not really There's more fun to talk with someone who hasn't heard it before and is a little amazed about it Last time I was talking about how black holes defy my life law Basically no to particles can remain in the same place and space And time but they can be condensed to incredibly small spaces
Yeah thats true because they seem pretty still and they bring stuff into the same place and time
Also talking about how there may be a possibility that the things of the future can affect the things of the present That's after all it is just another dimension
Oh like interstellar??
FX could be extremely minuscule. One second of time could be the equivalent of one light year of space. Case it makes sense that the things of the future don't really affect the things of the past that much It could be incredibly difficult to detect I did talk about interstellar little bit
Thats a trippy movie
I was talking about how you can Speed up how fast you move through time by orbiting a black hole By the way I knew about before the movie was even out I just ran across some theories on the Internet
Haha you knew it before it was cool a true hipster
On Wikipedia about like Einstein and Stephen Hawking and what not Yep I'm a trendsetter that's me Just wondering if you can go backwards in time If you treat him like a dimension it makes sense
Yeah it does
Could just travel forward and back ward I mean who is to say that someone who's moving three times slower than we are isn't already moving backward
Like you walk forward and backward
Exactly. I think that the past the present and the future if you are ever allowed to go forward or backward are kind of melted into one So it's not really a big deal going back in time because you can't change the past if you want back in time it's because you already change the past but you didn't but you wou And as long as you would it would happen
And that makes sense from heavenly fathers point of view because he experiences all of time constantly
The reason why people may have never gone back in time is simply because they don't have the energy to reverse the first time which is probably very strong I suppose the big bang if it was involved in the creation could've sat the entire universe into motion forward moving on the plane of time Yeah. To be honest I think heavenly father resides on a different plane Like a fifth dimension that separates us from him I dimension in which we do not move nor do we have the ability to move only God has that ability Which Would explain a lot
Yeah it would make sense if he could see the entirety of our existence from the outside of it and influence it externally rather than existing and being confined by it Hey wake up
Yeah that's the weird thing is an order to influence the universe you have to be a part of the universe according to everything we understand Sorry I was just checking other things
haha youre good
Definitely still very much awake like I said I took a nap Why are you feeling tired?
No all good over here, I could stay up for  another hour Hey 4:20 blaze it
Only another hour? That's OK I can settle for an hour
I am still in high school so I can say stupid stuff like that
I was thinking I could probably maxed out about at about like two more hours
Nah 4 hours man
Four hours do you think you can go all the way till 820?
Haha I just remembered I actually have senior photos tomorrow at 10 thats gonna suuuuck
Your Time of course Ha ha ha ha are you rethinking it?
Yeah why not
Is that your excuse
Excuses are for people who aren't cool and I am certainly not one of those people Have I told you I can lick my nose? Proof of my coolness
I don't believe you
Ok to do list when I get to provo Prove my juggling
Ha ha ha
prove my nose licking
I don't think we will ever meet Unless of course you really do stand in the middle of the courtyard and juggle Then I would know it is you I would be laughing so hard
Yep thats the plan
I might even just let you keep doing it for a while Walk up and give you a five dollar bill tip Wow everyone is getting up turns out the ugliest people get out at about 530 Earliest Oh my gosh Siri cracks me up so much I guess they could be ugly I can't really see them all that well When did passed me in a suit and another lady passed me on a bike
Haha the ugliest people need the most time to get ready are you still  in your car??
Ha ha ha Yep that's probably it Yep just chilling I turned the heater on for a while so I can get warm It's chilling down again though That's probably my secret to staying awake im cold They tell you how i crashed a couple of days ago Did i*
Like, on your mission or with your family?
Well I got up really early and I ate a bunch of sugar for breakfast and then I took off to drive to Provo this was after my sisters graduation
You were telling me about the family one and then my phone kicked me out Oh like physically crashed. Not in a car
Anyways I was driving down the highway and I crashed going like 80 mph
Woah what the heck
Yeah I was at the lowest of the low I can hardly stay awake
In sabrina???
Yep she was too warm
Oh wait no still sugar crash
That sounds so weird
Ok I'm confused
Yeah it was a sugar crash I had you there though you have to admit Anyways I turn down my air conditioning And it woke me right up They proceeded to stay awake for the rest of the ride The key is about 64deg Holy cow Siri can do the degree symbol
Hey good for her
No she can do.!Alan...:, "" , ""forget the alan So I can literally speak out entire sentence and properly punctuate it and everything
Thats awesome
She said this "I think this is crazy"
Haha making fun of your dialogue
Yeah Do you ever drive long trips? How do you stay awake?
Music mostly And gum
Oh I tried that it didn't work Did I tell you about this already First person I told told me that they used gum I hardly ever chewed gum though
I like gum. Its nice
Yeah it is I could really use some right now can I borrow a stick?
Sure I'll mail it real quick
Just use Amazon Or send it with a Jimmy John sandwich
Haha ok will do
They are wicked fast Ever had a Jimmy John's delivered?
hahahahahah I've never even had jimmy johns
Oh no that can't be possible Need to try one they're so good They are packed full of meet Wow Siri picks up swear words she thought I was about to swear She thought meat was the B word
woah siri chill
I was like "oh no she didn't"
That doesnt even fit in the sentence
You know you get negative points for swearing right? I know it doesn't make any sense Someone was in my car with me right now they would freak out it sounds like I'm on a phone call
Agh **** ***** ********* **** ******
It is way easier to just talk for a long period of time Did you actually swear or did you just put stars.
Just stars man
Oh Thank goodness borderline sketch I think I dropped you like 50,000 a swearword
haha that should be my nickname borderline sketch
Kidding I have no clue I've never tried it and I don't plan to its against the rules Yeah hey I can use my own Frases if I want to What in the world phrases isn't even a word how did Siri get that?
hahaha frases
Oh I get it so you want me to call you borderline sketch from now on Awkward. My phone just turned off of night mode.
Yeah its fitting
I don't know why it chose 539
Yeah thats oddly specific
If you abbreviate  it it is B.s. *checking settings*
Oooh I was thinking along the lines of offensive term for women that kind of b word
Oh haha Weird my phone isn't supposed to be off night mode yet It must just be a glitch
It knows
It's a good thing I have my phone all charged Probably go for several more hours before I run out of battery I should probably turn on PowerSaver just to be safe I asked you before if you are an apple or an android person?
Android, but not by choice. I have a moto g, which works fine.
Sunrise is in a half hour
I don't understand the inherent tribalism of phone brands
Guys already beginning to light up a wait maybe that is just lightning shoot Yeah if you aren't Apple you can't hang with me. In my Apple Posse Just kidding ha ha Ha
Ah darn. See ya
Wait no come back! I didn't mean to offend you! You know I think we are about to break the record for the longest conversation
I know when I'm unwanted
You talking about when they take your the poster off of the telephone pole
Yeah it would be sick if I ended it right before amiright
Because you've been taken to jail Ha ha ha. I think the biggest conversation was like 500,000 Imagine if you were in like first place and you only had 50 conversations
Man if we didnt have that glitch I think we'd be there Yeah I've only had like 50 That would be hard
Oh but it still been a while. I think the first one I had with you was a few hundred thousand I've had a few hundred. The guy in first kind of just started opening up chats and saying one word and closing them They cracked down on that and this new update I think
Yeah thats what i figured he was doing
But they told me that they aren't going to adjust the score So the game is still a foot
Oh thats stupid
Yeah I think they just didn't want to change it because I was in second in that would look bad if I came in and asked them to Also I don't think it is that easy to change scores
Yeah I understand that
There's a complex algorithm they use You can't just reverse the algorithm They have no clue how many points are distributed among the different chats as far as I can tell Maybe they do maybe I'm wrong Did you fall asleep?
I'm dhing inside this si so hard
Dhing?
dying
Dying how are you dying?
I'm laing face down on the ground and not even looking at the keyoard as I type I feeel so close to death right now
Oh Is absolutely hilarious I don't die please. That would be a bad Thing to add to your list of health problems You Bad knees acid reflex... Death Oh I see it's coming on
Just add it to the list haha I've got a bad back too
How many hours of sleep do you need minimum.
and I've had 17 teeth pulled
Oh I thought someone else told me they had a bad back maybe that was you Oh that is not fun
Like 1. I made it on 1 and I went through all of school and took a final even
I came really close to having a root canal a couple months back
Oh those suck
Yeah actually is a really interesting story behind that OK I might be emphasizing the interesting aspect of that story a little too much Want to hear it?
Yes absolutely
So here's what happened I needed a dental check up after my mission so I got one of the family dentist Told me I had a bunch of cavities But because I was heading off to school I didn't have time to come back in to get them fixed So I planned to do them up here in Provo or wait until I could come back down Anyways to shorten his part of the story I never ended up coming back down And to add a little background I had brushed my entire mission so I have no idea why I got cavities Anyway so I decided I was going to go to a dentist here in Provo I have an app that gives me a bunch of free stuff and one of the three things was a dental whitening kit if I went to a certain dentist I went to the dentist and got a check up and he told me I had way more cavities Then when he went in to fix a bunch of them he went in and told me I needed a root canal Is really convincing about it and to be honest it was a close call I researched a bunch into teeth and into carries die and a bunch of other dentist stuff And I read somewhere that I could get a second opinion So o Call that the only dentist that was open And they told me that was a good idea and that they'd  give me a second opinion for free So I came in and sure enough they told me I didn't need a root canal But that it would be close So they went in and did some work on it and told me that if it bothered me I would need a root canal but if it didn't I was probably good And it didn't so I'm probably good I came this close to getting a root canal that I did not need and that would've sucked Moral of the story is Can you guess? Are you dead Well that only took two minutes I suppose it's official Dead aren't you? But you can't say that you didn't try Made it a lot further than the last person I talked to you What was nice talking to you enjoy those couple hours of sleep You're really good at chatting Its Official Ha Ha Ha ;)
Yeah