Hi! omg no way you're actually here YES
Hi! Yes i am
I HAVE DONE THIS LIKE TWENTY TIMES NO ONE
ARE YOU SERIOURS
i literally went and put deodorant on  because  I thought it was because I smelled bad like through a computer screen
that is hilarious
hi hello whats up I'm Alex a pleasure to meet you why is my life like this i don't know I wasn't even suprised omg can't spell either
well you dont smell bad thorugh a computer i promise
:) gracias probably because I put deodorant on you know what would be dope if we could smell or taste through computers
waht obviously I can't spell either
like what if we could test taste foods we wanted to buy  over the internet like costco sampeling
no I would be creeped out by that
REALLY even smell? wait are you a guy or a girl or in between
I would get fat if I could do that!
no judging but it's like no calorie tasting not like actual food just like the taste of it
girl okay no calorie is better
like a little drop
good luck inventing that
LIKE WHAT if you could smell your perfume or lotion online before you bought it like it just pushed out a little scent
that would be very useful you have a good point
I don't even want to invent it
dang missing out on millions of dollars
I want someone else to do it, claim the idea from this chat box, and win a million dollar law suit
genius
so i still win a million dollars that'd be so rude though i hate people who sue for dumb things
but they get millions of dollars
fetch you're right
fetch! yes! i love that word
YES NO WAY WOW CAN WE BE REAL FRIENDS i picked it up on my mission its like the black plauge
yea I know a lot of people who started to say that on their mission
even like out of country elders
yea even foreign language they still say fetch
my favorite did you serve a mission?
mormon culture. it's fantastic no I didn't
one day it will take over the world and then it will be so terible God will come back and destory it deep doctrine
gospel truth
Nothing more true than that core doctrine what was our prompt again are we suppposed to actually talk about that or can we just talk about literally anything
soemthing about superpowers
OH big opinion about that I wish I never had to sleep like I could if I wanted to but I never was tired or groggy
are you seriours that is what you choose
dead serious
I would want to refill things bank account filled something is being annoying fill their bladder
omg I love that that's sneaky
I would never have to buy chocolate milk again
you just buy like the one best thing of everything boom refilled mexican glass coke boom refilled
exactly wya better than not sleeping
air miles boom refilled
see my point
wow
greatest idea I ahve ever ahd
how much thought have you put into this
It was one of those really late night thoughts
like I put a lot of thought into my never sleep idea but it wasn't that good I was just thinking how much more you could get done I feel like I never have enough time
no one has enough time but you would just control time instead of not sleeping
can't ever finish my work, working out, sleeping, talking to friends, dating, etc but going back in time and such I don't want that too much power like thanos or the guy in About Time it always goes bad and sad
your right to many bad stories
then I would have the stress of fixing bad things which I can't do
I've never actually seen those movies but I'll take your word for it
which would weigh on my conscience WHAT ok you you wow
I never I'm an uncivilized American know
you need to watch back to the future it's okay I never saw the notebook until my girlfriend literally forced me to watch it
I have seen part of back to the future ARE YOU SERIOUS
you know how someone says abou the gospel "I never knew what I needed until i found it"
that hurts my heart
that's you when you watch back to the future core doctrine vulgar language I actually haven't seen it in forever BUT HONEST OPINION ABOUT THE NOTEBOOK
I LOVE THE NOTEBOOK
OMG WELL YEAH IT WAS TOO HYPE THAT'S MY OPINION IT'S GOOD but like my love story is cuter than that
don't lie nothing can be better than the notebook
ok well maybe i'm lying a bit but I thought it was cute she meet me dancing in a hot tub isn't that cute
that is pretty awesome
and she said to herself, "I would never date a guy like that" 5 months later boom shes dating the guy that made her think that
I've said that about multiple guys I've been with
I'm pretty proud of it not in a prideful way
good job
thanks :( :) type
that takes a lot of work
o
but dancing in a hot tub...
it honestly took like no work
o
we just hung out for a few months and I thought she was dating someone so i just never asked her out or took any chances
dang
until finally I was dying and I asked her friend who she was dating and how serious it was she was like "um she's single" shat my pants BOOM
oh gosh it's a good story
bu if we hadn't taken those months to be friends first
not the notebook but it's good
she would have never considered me I don't think
you would have been the guy she never dated
the whole provo one date two date three date dtr thing is not my style EXACTLY
yea friends is the best way to go
I agree it just feels better then there's no inital judgement cause there is a lot you can judge me for but like if you get to know me I don't think I'm that terrible of a person
you were dancing in a hot tub so...
that's true i love dancing not like good dancing
me too!
like bad embarassing dancing wait really? what kind?
I'm a decent dancer not gonna lie hip hop mostly i did cheer so I did cheer dances too
shut up i love hip hop dancing i took a class at byu it was amazing
i want to do it at BYU!
i went to a few cyphers in SLC so fun
it looks like so much fun
so much energy and you know what
last night I went to world of dance and I was in love
can I tell you a spiritual expierence about hip hop dancing
waht
OMG SO COOL SO BAD A
wait i need to hear this spiritual experience
I do social media marketing for the hvac so I got to go to a rehersal so good ok so I'ma type this out in one ish message so  sometimes you just get caught up in Provo
ok I wont end the chat I promise
I'm from Portland orginally
gotcha
so I just get caught up in like how white male dominant provo is and I'm a white male so acutlaly not doing one message lolol sorry so I went to this convention for hip hop dancing and the types of people were so cool
no way!
different ethnicities, guys and girls, some looked super posh, some looked super grungy some were little kids, some were like dads just this big mix well there was this guy with this big face tatoo loooked scary
oh no
I just saw him and saw that and was like omg scary but I just was watching the battle and so on a so on so the Cougarettes made a hip hop dance team to compete like 4-5 of them
that sounds so cool
they are wearing the sluttiest clothing
not so cool
like crop tops and the tightest yoga pants you could see a tampoon string they get faced against this team of kids
lol i can totally picture that
like 9-10 year olds in hip hop there is no age group or skill levels you could be a  first timer against a world champion doesn't matter boy vs girl totally ok
right i love watching really good little kids
so the music starts the cougarette comes out she's not bad just a really pretty dancer not like looks like style very contemporary
gotcha
lots of spinning and flow movement its' good so she steps back this little black girls steps out
i can totally picture this in my head
and mockingingly like spings around and acts like a pretty dancer *spins rolls on the ground once or twice stands up shakes her head side to side SLICES HER HAND ACROSS HER NECK LIKE "I'M GONNA KILL YOU" THE PROCEEDS TO CRUNK LIKE CRUNK UP THE FETCHING PLACE GOING HARD
YESSS
PEOPLE LOSE THEIR FRIGGIN MINDS then as she leaves she motions to another girls to come out like "try me" well this cougarette can't crunk
yes!
guaranteed
are you serious
so she steps out because she was called out
I can't beleive she can't
can't tries to crunk barely she's a A cup nothing wrong with that
poor girl
but just had no chest movement so she gives up on that pretty quick and does pretty good smooth dance
probably good
not bad, but the kids are on top as far as hype because they could do things the cougarettes couldn't THEN she finishes this little boy steps out again
oh goodness
starts mocking the dancer rolls on the floor leg in the air DOES A BACKFLIP LANDS IT
yessssss
SLIDES HIS HAND ACROSS HIS NECK LIKE ''youre dead'
i wish I saw this
PROCEEDS TO START BREAK DANCING head spins freezes the whole 10 yards
i love it
kid wrecks her the round continue like this just the girls doing the same dance
poor cougarette
and these kids destroying them at the end of the battle the have to choose a winner every judge pointed to the kids who got a standing ovation like it wasn't unbiased or anything the kids totally deserved it
these kids sound amazing
hip hop is agressive
no they didnt get it!!!
the cougarette were good but they came in so haughty, just expecting to win oh the kids won the battle and moved on the the next round
oh thank goodness
so cool BUT WAIT
that stuff is hard to learn
so this little girl who crunked up the place
there is more
so runs over to her dad
i like her
it's the guy with the face tattoo and he picks her up and swings her around
awwwww
and is kissing her on the cheek as shes laughing and he's like "i'm so proud of you, you did amazing" and all this other stuff just loving her and being a real good dad and I was like
that is so cute
fetch
fetch yes
i saw him and just judged him to be scary and mean when in fact he is a better more loving less judging person than I am it opened my eyes to what true spiritualliity i it wasn't me it was him just like wow
my grandpa is a 4th generation tattoo artist bike gang and everything so I have seen a lot of that
shut up no way I have a tatoo on my wrist that says look up
he is the sweetest guy
from when i was 18 i bet they often are
I mean don't get him mad but he is sweet that sounds like a cool tattoo actually
because the world judges them to be hard and nasty but they know that and just act like decent actually better than mosts mormons I see at in and out on a late night
amen great story
I think everyone should watch hip hop battles like that
yes!
because 1) its dope and 2) you get to see people in a different light and it opens your eyes
my sis teaches hip hop and i love it
there is this modern dancing class at byu it's hip hop dance
really?!
it was my favorite class YE YES that's where I took it
i need to go to these things so modern dancing was it mainly hip hop
its only hip hop breaking new jack
YESSS
pop and locking
sounds like so much fun
it's the sickest thing 10 /10 would recommend
I'll take it i miss dancing
i'm thinking of auditing the class so I can just go did you dance before BYU?
yea I did
in high school? or just for fun like on your own time
not competitively because I did a million things but both high school and for fun I did some studion classes too
that was like me with music studio? oh like lessons kinda stuff?
yep studio whoops yea
my girlfriend did ballet all through high school
no way! ballet is awesome
but she broke her back getting dropped doing cheer and it's been tough since
super difficult so major respect that hurts my heart
it hurts my heart too :(
i tore my ACL doing cheer so I understand a little bit
auhhasgjaeiojasdg that sounds terrible
girl landed on it typical cheer story
i'm wincing omg that sounds terrible yeah they threw her, the base looked away and she folded over her kneww
for some reason I still did cheer
SHE DID TOO
that gets me so mad
she broke 9 vertbre and went up to be thrown again
that is horrible
and when they caught her she passed out cause well makes sense
oh gosh true cheerleader she sounds awesome
i can't imagine the pain of their of those things i was a band kid oh she honestly the best obsessed with her so head over heels for her
aw what a notebook story
not even gonna hide it to a random person ove a chit chat
you go dude
I APPRECIATE YOU FOR SUPPORTING ME you know what sucks abuot provo dating is everyone has an opinioin about it and they want to tell you that opinion all the time
oh yikes provo dating
like we've been ofically dating for 3 months
you like her she likes you
kinda dating for 4 clsoe friends for 7ish
sounds perfect to me
i have some people that are like, "marry her, why aren't you married" and some who are like
oh no
you need to wait longer
I mean go for it if you feel like it but...
like if I do anything someone is going to be like "no thats wrong"
don't if you need longer
I totally agreee but it's like THIS IS MY RELATIONSHIP
YOU TELL THEM
LIKE THANK YOU FOR ADVICE BUT LIKE LET ME FIGURE IT OUT IF IT'S 2 MONTHS FIND *FINE IF IT'S 1 YEAR ALSO FINE ITS NOT UP TO YOU' ITS UP TO ME AND MY GF AND THATS IT
YESSS PREACH IT
I AM ALEX RAY AND THIS IS MY OPNION ON PROVO DATING HEED MY WORDS
genius advice
wait
wait what
i wanna hear more about your daing dancing not daing lolollol
oh no
or dating if you want but i meant dancing
ok dancing is better dating
did you try out for byu teams? like tons of the groups are non major dancers like folk dance is 95% non major
no after i tore my ACL i couldn't do back tucks anymore so I didn't want to i thought about folk dancing! i probably will at some point once I find a partner
you dont need a back tuck to dance true i'm trying to convince my gf to tech me country dancing i didn't want to like it we went it was so fun
country dancing is fun! i am from Arizona so lots of country dancing
not as fun as hip hop but fun still
well obviously
I could never live in AZ
country swing dancing is fun too
too hot but respect
i love it its a 100 degrees there right now
EVERY AZ NATIVE SAYS THAT
i liss it miss
in oregon it's probs 65 jacket weather my fav
that is freexing
I served mission in Uganda and coming back to Oregon in September was terrible i died actually
oh geez
i'm just a spirit talking to you
impressive
thanks they don't have mac books in heaven so i need one are there any arizona sterotype you have to combat at BYU
no there are a lot of us so it evens out
thats nice
pretty much just country person stereotype which I slightly am so doesn't bother me
my friend from there is really preppy and people always label him as a this AZ anomoly i can feel that I use to hate counry *country
never
and my gf is kinda country she changed me
i've always loved it
not mad about it
yes!
it opened my eyes to a whole new cuturel new way of life
great way of life
i didn't realize how close minded i was by saying I hate country and theres some GOOD music like eric church fetch omg
AMAZING music
i love his stuff and  zac brown band a fav
im classic country tim mcgraw
that nostalgic stuff i dig i listen to mostly hip hop though still love country when the mood is right
zac brown band is good too i never listen to hip hop probably would like it but i just don't
it's a spiritual condrunum for me cause I love it and the culture is so vibrant and real but just
wow big words
vulgarity
that is a problem
thats lke my deepest question right now
good question
how do i love and respect art and culture in hip hop that i love without sacfracing standards of morality and vulgarity that I know effect ones spirituallity
i'm not gonna give you a provo opinion lol
because some of it is more than just music it's art its picasso
picasso....come on now
it's ground breaking and culturally relevant no joke
it is art but no classics yet
Kendrick Lamars To Pimp a Butterfly is poetry by every sense of the worlds *words true a classic is only told by time but Ive studied this album its rich with symbolism and detail
that I could see might have to study the album
black history, current black problems, temptation and the devil and desires to be good, symbols of black and white, light and dark, like its vulgar but its vulgar for good reasons like talking about his childhood hood culture that's the truth of it it's not pretty
that genre does include a lot which is impressive part of it is the world you can't escape it
its vulgar and scary and includes death and tough moral dilemas it's him showing his life as a symbol for lots of black america to others in america saying "you dont' get it" this is why and this is what and this is the way we think
very interesting brave song and idea i like it
the the whole album is arranged in oreder its about his catharcis
oh really
starts out a hungry catipiller, mad at the system, eating his way through society, consuiming everything angerily and seflishlly growing bigger and stronger, putting walls between him and people a very immature Kendrick but in the middle of the album, hes built these walls and done terrible things and in his lonely caccoon he realizes it
i like that idea
he fights with himself and who he's become and how to escape it finds God on the song how much a dollar cost it illumnates him he breaks forth a butterfly, determined to spread his wisdom
actually seeing how it could be art now very interesting
when he goes home to teach his friends about his journey they try to conume him shoot him down jealously anger they are still catpillers, he cant force them to take this journey of self realization and God
i might listen to it maybe
they have to do it its thick though you can't just listen to it once and get it take some decoding and lots of friends giving you  their insights
i love those songs though
but the first part of the album is from perspectives of him as a Caterpillar then listen to it i recommend it well freak we've been talking for a while now
i feel like i would spend to much time listening to it i know right!
any idea on how these points work?
i ahve no idea
YOU WILL it will consume you and that's ok because we are all on the same journey
yea consume the time i don't have....
constantly growing and becoming better people true
i say that as i've been chatting for an hour
i just use music when i do anyting lololol same i need to do homework
me too
for accounting and other classes
me to!
is that where you heard about this?
i think so
I'm honestly in it for the mac book pro i need a new computer
that would be so nice i just got a new computer but sounds awesome still
Well Tana it's been a pleasure meeting you i really do need to do homework
pleasure i will go do homework too