Hey!
My favorite smell is...hmm cookies? oh! or maybe steak
Meat on the grill will send me running any day.
holy
I love barbecues with a burning passion
yeah that sounds great do you have any funny stories? I watched an older guy roll a riding lawn mower once. He was on a hill and he just kinda tipped over. We tried to help him but he seemed a little grouchy.
That sounds like an SNL skit haha!
Yeah like it was a little sad because he had a little trouble getting up but still, golden.
Well there was that time I sliced my hand open in the first week of high school while we were doing a mud brick project and that's why you don't listen to cute sophomores, pal
Oh yikes.
He told me to carve using scissors and we were being timed so I was stressed and cut my hands with dull safety scissors. He stuck one of the bricks under my bleeding hand and was like "blood sacrifice!" so he wasn't that cute anymore. At least everyone knew my name then!
Dang that sounds like a bad day. One time my parents moved while I was at a camp and forgot which day I was getting back. So when I got home there was nothing there. So I had to go to a neighbors house to use a phone, and it took them 5 hours to come and get me.
Wow that seems way worse/ironically funny! Do you ever think about your life as like a sitcom, so it's funny to all the viewers at home but not for you? Sometimes I think way too hard about the Truman Show!
So i decided to take a shower, but the power started turning on and off, so I ran out of the shower and sat on the floor in a towel for the rest of the time. it freaked me out and yes i totally do! Sometimes I do that "Jim" look from the office into space
That's the most relatable thing I've read today! I hate getting interrupted while I'm getting ready, so that shower issue sounds not fun. :( Your life would be a great Netflix original!
Well I was younger so I thought it was ghosts or something.  Yeah ha my friends and I could have a series.
I would watch. 5 stars.
Alright so I got a question! What super hero would you be?
You're talking to a marvel nerd, so good question! Probably Scarlet Witch because her powers are so cool. What about you?
hmm venom is pretty sweet...but he isn't really a super hero...
Oh my gosh that trailer was dope and terrifying The way his suit just came over his face at the end and the tongue... I see you, sony.
yeah I am super excited for it! I really hope they do a good job! Have you seen the new avengers?
YES HAVE YOU AND IF SO LET'S DISCUSS please.
yeah I saw it last weekend! I thought it was great! sad but great!
Oh my goodness that was the snap heard round the universe. Everything about that was perfect and awful and great and I love my superheroes so much more for this movie.
Yeah! So why do you think that doctor strange gave up the stone? All part of the plan?
Probably because the original 6 avengers (especially Tony) will be the ones to take out Thanos for good. And in doing so they all are probably going to die because Marvel takes no prisoners when it comes to destroying my favorite characters (Loki! Heimdall! Gamora! HALF OF THEM!)
hmm probably true!
Did you read the terrible thing that one of the Russo brothers shared on twitter today (grab the tissues now)?
No I didn't. What did it say?
They said that Groot's last words to Rocket before he disintegrated were translated from "I am Groot" to mean "Dad." So now I have depression.
oh :( now that is sad!