Probably about the best hikes in Utah County
What hike is the most bomb diggity?
Silver Lake up American Fork canyon. In the summer time the water heats up super warm so you can swim and stuff too
But, is it a slot canyon? Because slot canyons are maximum delicious
No, it's a standard hike up a mountain. Have you been to fat man's misery is southern utah?
Slot Canyon = Maximum Delicious Nope, I have not been to fat man's misery in southern utah. Where dat at
It's in Zion National Park. But not the part that everyone goes to to hike Angel's Landing. It's in the part of the park that people repel in and stuff. It's a big slot canyon that's super windy and narrow...hence the name
ooh la la, I have never been to that area. Sounds fun and dope.
I haven't been there either, I ran out of time last semester, so now it's on my next summer's biucket list *bucket Have you been able to fix the whole heater problem with your roommate? Or are you still waking up cold?
Yeah, it hasn't really been a problem for the last week or so because it has been quite warm. Where you the person I was talking to who had to get some dentistry work done?
Yeah, two weeks ago I had a cavity filled I went to the dental school at the U since my brother in law is going to school there. It actually was surprisingly a decent experience considering the fact that he's not a legit dentist yet
Dental school sounds pretty sketch, I have gotten hair cuts at beauty schools and those give me stress. I wouldn't like no student dinking around with my  fragile teeth.
Normally you couldn't pay me enough to go to a dental school, but Dane, my brother in law, is in his last year and is the top of his class. and he did work on my sister and it turned out good, so I decided to trust him. But I'd never trust a stranger there
Stranger danger is a plague on humanity
I once got my hair cut at a beauty school... it took 4 hours for a simple trim, nothing fancy It was awful
You got your hair did funk?
It looked decent, but just took sooooo long! But it was some weird school that rubbed essential oils into my scalp and massaged my head and shoulders as part of some health thing before they cut my hair
That sounds fun
It was weird. I just wasn't expecting it
I think I know what I would give a tech talk on!
And it was weird making small talk with the same girl for four hours what?
That talk prolly got real deep So I would give a tech talk on how to make the perfect chocolate chip cookie. It is one piece of knowledge that all people need.
That actually is a good one. There are so many crappy chocolate chip cookie recipes out there
I know right? Them peeps don't know the ratios of ingredients or skills required to be a true cookie master.
And then the end user is dumb and makes the cookies different sizes and then leave them in the oven too long so they get crispy and nasty end user...wow I feel too techy for my own good
And also they get really thin and nasty like oily nasty, nice and unctous
I hate thin cookies Do you use milk or semi sweet chocolate?
The secret is two use at least two types of chocolate, so I always use one, but I usually use both and dark chocolate. and one of them is often miniature in size
dang boy, you go all out!
And one is often a chopped up nice chocolate bar
I'm honestly really impressed bty your cooking and baking skills
Tanks I wanna make me some cookies right now
bring them to class tomorrow or I'll shank you
I haven't made them yet and may not have time. Please don't shank me please I am allergic to shankings
Well, I guess we will just have to wait and see what happens tomorrow in HR or on your walk to school or at work you never know when or where
I don't want no brouhaha
how do you feel about chip cookies?
I love me them delicious chocolate chip cookies
I want to work there for like a week or two just to figure out their secrets and then quit and make them at home for free
Work where, the company Chip? I know someone who was and possibly still is a manager at the provo Chip.
yeah at the company chip the owner came to my ward one week and he was just a kid with a mustache that was our age
Do you think a sporadic and spontaneous chip outing is a zesty venture
homogeneous encryption metamorphism
Riboflavin, am I right or am I right?
a zesty cookie? I'm not sure if I'd like that
The teacher just said facade in class.
How much money do you think his security company is worth?
At least 10, maybe even 12.
million?
dollars
I was thinking maybe a couple hundred thousand but I'm terrible at guessing those kinds of things
That sounds like some large data
big data big data yo
Aww snap dawg, why you gotta spin that dank jive down my river, homeskillet?
cause I wanna fo shizzel your nizzle
That sounds explicit
how much do those security guards at google get paid? they seem legit
probably like 10, maybe even 12
i would be afraid those iris scanners would shoot a laser into my eye and make me go blind haha
I think that is what happens if you are not in the database. The laser starts to rev up to burn eyeballs right outta your head.
I'd never look into those things I'd just follow someone in
What if you had to because the antidote was on the other side and you were all alone
maybe but would I need it if I didn't burn my eyes?
The antidote is for the poison, not the burning eyeballs
but if I had to get into work by burning the fixing my eyes I'd probably find a new job oh well if there was poison then probs
You only burn your eyes if you're not supposed to enter the database
I have bad luck with those kinds of things. i am the perfect tailgater i like corn hole, and hot dogs, and beer
You have bad luck with burning your eyes, tailgating, or poison?
all of the above no I just have bad luck with things not working for me the way they should
They call ya "burning eyes Brooke"
There's a city is Pennsylvania where a nuclear plant leaked so they evacuated the city, but some people didn't want to leave so it's now a semi abandoned city and the people that live there have mutations no joke
Is that where superheros come from? Like, are all of them peeps super-strong or super-fast now?
No they are like mentally slow and stuff
I do so like sorting through garbage. Me gusta physical securtiy
I would dumpster dive as long as there isn't nasty garbage juice
Brooke, nasty garbage juice is the pinnacle experience of dumpster diving. The fluids flow for fun.
that makes me wanna gag
Lockpicks?
no garbage juice
ohhhhhh, that makes more sense I'm so excited to pick all them locks that I can not even right now.
I'm really excited I don't think I'll be good at it though
That's what all the pro lock-pickers say
now is a perfect time to take a pic of someone's computer screen like when everyone gets up to grab the stuff
You are not wrong