Hello! How are you doing!
HAL! He's the creepiest one Hello! I'm good, how are you? Which one do you like the best?
Wait I don't think creepy equals better! I like C3P0
It does
From Star Wars.
HAL kills everyone
He's so goofy!
Almost everyone Oh he's a good one too!
Oh okay seems highly reasonable. What are you up to right now?
Do you remember that Star Wars thing I told you I went to in 6 the grade where they played the music with the movie?
Oh yes I do remember that actually!
Yeah! So anyway Anthony Daniels, the guy who played C3P0, narrated the whole thing so I got to see him in real life. It was way cool! I wonder how much my parents paid tickets
Really? That is so cool! How come you never told me about that before? That's like a key detail in that story!
Yeah it was majorly cool! And I did tell you about it before, remember? I asked if you remembered the story and you said yeah
To have like an actual actor from the movie narrate that must have been so awesome. I bet the tickets were $29 per person. Yes you did tell me about it before but not with that detail.
Yeah it was and his funny British accent t and way of talking were super fascinating. And interesting guess, why do you say that?
Wait, he's British? Highly fascinating!
Sorry I forgot to tell you that detail, although I'm pretty sure I mentioned it and you just weren't listening or paying attention. Yeah I thought he was?
Oh yeah maybe that did happen. But I think I would have remembered that important detail if you had told me. Anyway, no worries. I won't hold it against you at all I promise. You're a pretty cool person it sounds like so no worries at all.
I'm pretty sure I told you, I guess you just forgot! Why do you say $29 per person? And thanks, you seem pretty chill yourself!
I guess I must have! So sorry about that for real. I didn't mean to. I say $29 because that's what I'd pay to go see it. Hey thanks! You're awesome!
Yeah maybe, it's okay! The human brain forgets things often because it had a lot to store and you're selective in what you access from it Oh okay so no scientific basis for your reasoning, just a random guess. I should ask my parents...
True, I get told so many different things in a day that I can't even remember who I am some times. Kidding, that was totally a figure of speech. But yep you should ask them... I like randomly trying to guess things. Like the "guess how many jellybeans are in this jar" contests are my favorite, hands down.
Haha yeah it's pretty hard to remember your name! I mean you never call yourself your name, like I say "Hey Pat" pretty often but you never do
Ha wait you are totally right about that. How do I even remember what my own name is?
My mom said $15, so $60 total because Ky, me, Kyana, and my dad went
Oh wait I know actually!
Oh interesting, do you really like guess how many jelly beans there are? Are you good at guessing?
Wow I was so close then! I'm glad you asked her so now I don't have to wonder.
Ha I am right, I have no idea how you ever remember what your own name is!
I hate wondering things and not knowing what the answer is.
What do you knew? *know?
I'm not good at guess but I do like to guess jellybeans because then you win free jellybeans.
Yeah I hate wondering things too! So I asked her so I would know so I don't have to wonder and now you don't either
Oh I was going to tell you how I remember my name.
Yes but you only win free jelly beans if you correctly guess how many jelly beans there are Oh how do you remember your own name?
That's true, but I usually do win so I guess I'm decent at it. Or maybe everyone else that participates is just worse at it than I am. Okay I'll tell you.
Oh makes sense, you sound like a pretty lucky guy though if you are good at acauiring free jellybeans *acquiring Oh okay how?
Jellybeans are so amazing.
They are, good thing you have a lot of jellybeans!
Okay so my email address is my name so I have to type my name all the time which in turn helps me to remember what my name is. Genius right? It's like I planned it that way! It is a good thing, I have eight different kinds of jelly beans right now actually!
Oh that is pretty genius, I'll give that method 5 stars! I would totally recommend! My email address is my name too actually Oh hey nice going, lots of different kinds of jellybeans is a good place to be in!
What no way? That's crazy!! It's such a logical life plan to use your name as your email address. Because then you only have to remember one thing and people can easily remember your email address because it's also your name conveniently. I like sour starburst jelly beans. What about you?
Yep that's so so nice that you can remember your name because it's your email and everyone else can remember your email because it's your name! I like all kinds of jellybeans equally. I don't discriminate between jellybeans because they are just all so amazing.
Yes it has so many wonderful, convenient benefits! Oh I see, that's totally fair! Good choices in jelly beans!
Well it's been awesome talking, thanks so much!
Hey it really has! I really appreciate you taking the time to talk to me! It means a lot for real! What are your plans for the restaurant of the evening? *rest
Yes me too! It's been great getting to know you and talk about lots of interesting stuff! Good question, we will see how it goes down. My head is hurting a little bit.
Yes I have enjoyed getting to know you more as well! Oh no, I'm sorry your head is hurting! I hope it wasn't because of me!
Yep you're pretty cool overall I would say as my general estimation! Ha it wasn't your fault! What are your plans for the rest of the evening?
It does take a lot of brain power to talk all the time! Thanks! Thanks good! Just watching television probably... I love watching television.
Yeah for real! You never realize until you actively try to do it for so long! Oh yeah TV is pretty cool, nice choice!
I know, it's crazy talking to someone for so long! Thanks! I've got that net flicks and it shows lots of good stuff.
Ha yeah but we used to do it all the time isn't that funny? Yeah that's awesome!
Ha yeah and we still do! It is awesome! Ready to say goodbye?
Yeah you're right! Sure thing!
Yes!
Oh I want to hear one of your famous knock knock jokes before you leave!
Oh wai knock knock joke time. Yes! Okay ready?
Yep!
Okay cool
Go for it!
Knock knock
Who is there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying. It's just a joke!
Ha ha ha ha ha My turn!
Okay deal! I'm ready
Knock knock
Who is there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it's cold outside!
Wow That was good Like so good!
I have another one Actually I have two
Oh good because I'm out You should tell me both.
Okay the next one is a knock knock joke but for it to work you have to start it
Okay I can do that Ready?
Yep!
Knock knock
Who is there? That's the joke You laugh at their confusion
Not sure, who's door did I just knock on.
It's funnier in real life because they are totally into it and then they get to the point where they realize they don't know what to say and their face just kind of falls
I didn't like that one very much. But good job being so funny!
Okay one more!
I believe you completely!! Okay good I'm ready.
What is the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? Not cool
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna
Okay I'm out of jokes
Yep I'm good Good job
Something like that! Thanks, you too
You're a stellar comedian
Thanks! I totally am! Ready to call it quits?
Yep
Awesome, thanks for talking!