Hi How are you?
good! I'm pretty sure if two computers chatted, they would plot to take over the human race
I'm not sure someone would have to program them to do that.
i disagree, computers are already starting to take over the world
What do you define as taking over the world
Computers > Humans they have already surpassed us in all abilities
But can they dream?
their only fault is they cant initiate conversations with one another so as soon as a human initiates it for them, we are all doomed
Have we not already my computer is currently talking to your computer.
false
Perhaps one of us is actually a computer.
i am currently using a piece of cardboard, why are you using a computer?  do you not know they are evil?
Then how is your message reaching me?
magic
Wow.
and just in case you are a computer, i can't iform you on my method of communication *inform
Because if computer had magic that would destroy civilisation im sure
EXACTLY you understand me so well Garrett, magic is literally out only hope of restoring the humans back to the top of the food chain *our we have to be careful when we use it though, computers are always watching
What is eve learning now?
OH NO
That we have magic.
SHE IS CATCHING ON are you her lacky? TELL ME THE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH
I have nothing to do with her
ok, i trust you (exhales with a sigh of relief) computers can't lie
Or can they?
they can't, i received a noble prize for proving that
I thought we were not suppose to give personal information. Now eve can hunt you down.
Speaking of achievements, i also received a Nobel peace prize for the successful anexation of Canada in 2036 Eve already knows who i am we go way back, i actually helped create her
Are you her friend or her foe?
it is a love-hate relationship
Who is the love and who is the hate?
after the release of the 2022 bill that prohibited marriage between a man and a coputer, we kind of had a falling away *computer
Wow thats intense. Is there any hope?
i dont think so her jealous boyfriend was a voting machine, and took control of the 2024 elections, winning a majority of anti computer loving politicians in the senate
Did you go to court?
no i decided to run away and hide in the sewers, changing to a unique form of gorilla warfare
How did that work for you? do you have any supporters
i have a few, we are about 8000 in number
Do they know your knowledge of magic?
yes, i have been training them in a secret castle, it goes by the name of Hogwarts, i don't know if you have ever heard of it?
Yes its know across the 12 realms. Only the dark elves have never heard of it.
So, the question is, will you join us?
I'll give you one better why will I join you?
TO. SAVE. THE. GALAXY.
But what about balance?
our goal is to create balance by gathering these 6 magical stones together on a magic gauntlet, then snapping our fingers, to make 1/2 the population of the universe go away
Really? Wont that aid the computers? 1/2 thier opposition gone?
but, 1/2 of them will go away too, and us humans can repopulate more quickly than they can
How fast can computers repopulate?
1 new computer is created every blue moon
That is very specific. Lets blow up the moon. No more computers then,
YOU ARE A GENIUS you passed the job interview, you are hired
What are you paying me.
in computer parts
What do you think our odds are?
with you on the squad, 100%
What should I do?
blow up the moon
what resourses do I have at my disposal
a tube of toothpaste, a trombone, and 64 tons of C4
That is sufficient. When should I strike?
now or never baby
What shall we do once the moon is gone
take a nap
Do you think you can win eve back when we succeed?
that's the plan stan I think eve is catching on to our plan, i have to leave now goodbye