That accounting is 7,000 years old Exciting eh?
Thrilling I'd say probably that numbers get you up in the morning
I know I'm glued to my chair
Edge of my seat
Absolutely Rather be no place else
Love Herbert Simon
"The term bounded rationality is used to designate something accounting rules the world
true
so my major is gonna take y'all over
you're majoring in accounting?
We can make the numbers be whatever you want them to be I might not after this NO I have not seen that movie
Ha
Sorry for the caps
I'm undecided...
Didn't mean to yell
I haven't seen it either
I'm sorry
but I'm a big A's fan All good
Nothing wrong with 6 years of school
You're forgiven Brad Pitt? Accounting? Absolutely.
Baseball?
Yeah!!!
I'm sorry Again Still sorry
I know
I don't understand
It's fine
Not really I don I don't think we can be friends
What Why not I feel like we'd be good friends
Baseball... So many better options
Ok but I'm from NorCal
Same
So like for cheap entertainment A's games are the best Where?
Seattle
That is not Northern California, Joe hahahah
Wait it isn't?
it was a good effort
We almost connected for a moment
:(
BD Are you an entrepreneur?
I'd say yes
So do you need an accountant?
I can run the 100 m
Same
Sick and no I I'm good thanks
Impressive eh? You sure? We are going to rule the world Sometimes I sit up out of bed
Very impressive
Thanks
Your mother must be proud
Actually I have two dads jk jk thats terrible sorry
Hmm
Mmmh
Yeah it was a good try
Thanks
You're welcome I've got 5 talents
How many talents do you have? Nvm I buried one And stole 5
That'll getcha
Lord was proud
Wow I bet
I read audit reports for fun
I'm on the edge of my seat!!!
Same XD
You sound like a fun guy
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
That makes sense
Oh do tell? I like making money Could we up it to making dollars? First step is to build a wall
Make America great again
Always By building a wall
Always the answer
Around the bookkeeping system Can go wrong with building a wall You can choose how you want to measure it
here's the key thing
That's the secret about accounting
about 50%!
Is your gpa?
Nah that's my goal though
Dang shoot high and fall hard
My life motto
At least you have one Trump is a good topic
why can't we talk about him now
Guess they want to talk about Roger It really isn't possible
I can run a mile in less than 4 minutes
Same
I don't believe you
If there is a free ipad
You're a true amateur
I run the 800m
That's the goal
2:10 is my time
2:08 is mine
Im close is it? I just pr'd 2;06 Do you actually run?
Nope do you
Yeah I went running at six this morning
Ouch
That's what I'm saying
That doesn't sound like a good time
Maybe I should play baseball
You definitely should Poor wretches
I should also learn mandarin and the guitar
You're ambitious
Lots of things I should do Absolutely I'm from Honk Kong Hong* Which side of the room are you on?
I'm from Hong Konk Middle
Right
What about you
I'm on the right side lol About nine rows back
Are you a bonehead
That's my favorite team Baseball team that is
Yeah You must be a big fan
I'm more of a heater
How do you come up with these?!
Sounds like accounting is some kind of super power It takes three things
What year are you in school
First, an uninteresting speaker Second, lots of charm Third, sitting next to a dumb friend Sophomore What year are you?
Freshmannnn
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz Got it
Beautiful
That's what my mom said When my sister came out
She was probably disappointed when you did I want to work for the FBI that'd be sick
She didn't notice to be honest Next thing she knew I needed a ride tos chool
hahah
I'd be fine just to get paid
True I wish I'd get paid everyday to go to school
Should i get an MBA? You probably know what life decisions I should make
Sure yeah Probably after learning Mandarin though I do actually
Definitely You are an entrepreneur after all Ours is ranked 3 Same thing
I stood up when he asked I was in the playoffs last year
I wasn't paying attention I raised my hand
Classic
I just looked it up we are ranked 3
Cmon Joe
Are awful
I don't trust you
Why owuld you major in the classics
For a good time
Not sure why you would trust me anyways You're the one who makes the decisions Sorry I'm engaged To accounting Just propsed
Aw that's so sweet
Thanks
December wedding?
Absolutely Starting winter semster
Classic Provo sophomore
You're invited
I'd love to attend
Stereotypes for days Sorry you can't fight Too tough You should give up now Be happy with your B
I got a B in all my classes
You must be female then
Touche They all want me