hey hey hey
ayyyy Is ayy proper grammar?
Is this the REAL mel merrill ummmm Yeah I'm pretty sure it totally is haha
The one and only!! I love Brother Medina for that He's my hero <3
yeah you diffinitely should He is an extremely classic guy
AGC?? What does this mysterious G stand for
gunter haha pretty classic am i right
Ahhh I see
Two of my names are based off of my grandpa. Alan Gunter is his name, so alan Gunter is my name
That's like a level 3 classic middle name
haha thanks thanks guess what Dale G Renlund's middle name is
Jk--the explanation bumped it up to a level 4
guess guess
G UNTER
ooh, level four is pretty intense
I'm gonna feel finessed if it's not Gunter
its not hahahahaha get finessed its gunner
Ugh !!!! Why you gotta do it to me like that
but that was pretty close sorry I didn't mean to do you dirty like that It really was not my intent
oof guess what my middle name is
okay also we need to figure out how to write more words in these chats because I need to make like 300,000 more points tonight to get to first placahhahhah is it huckleberry that's definitely my best guess
I wish That is a matter for another time Let's get down to business with word count
okay so what is it okay sounds good lets explain some deep philosophy of life right now
Alrighty The philosophy fresh on my mind is the philosophy of tacos that James so eloquently epounded upon yesterday expounded* I'm embarassed
oh hahaha
embarrassed* I hate myself
yeah james is a very funny guy no no why do you hate yourslef
Bc I keep making typos w/o autocorrect!! I'm china do well for the computer and i'm letting it down
that's okay so do I haha
I'm betraying it's trust
that's okay they don't expect us to be perfect in our typing no no it's okay, your trust is still maintained
Alrighty hit me with some deep philosophy of life oh good good
wait did you every go back and read all the conversations between me and all your crushing boys last noght ahhaha
hehe of course
those were pretty funny conversations am I right. :P hehehe I love using hehehe, but also what did they say after I am kinda curious. Especially that one kid who's in love with you
I was thoroughly amused
justin hansen the classy boy
hehehehe IS MY FAV Lemme go back & inspect
dude same. hehehe and hee hee hee haha okay sounds good, then you can hit me with the philosophy of life hehe
ahhh it wan't very rivoting
ph dang oh*
the party stopped after we all parted ways To justin i said <can we just> and then sent a cup pong
hahaha
and he said "yes *human laughy crying emoji*"
so you just wanted to play a game of cup pong am i right that's pretty classy actually. DId you win? thats the real question
I CANT BELIEVE HE TOLD YOU THE WHOLE "things would be different if we met earlier" AH no i did not!!!!!!
oh dang
I'm rusty it was close though I was up at first
I almost beat him yesterday. I got him all the way down to like two cups
That was quite an intense game
ooh, he let you get ahead. It was probably a flirtacious move if I'm reading into it right
no !! definitely a feat only accomplished by my pure skill hehe
hehehe He seems like a pretty legit dude though
I enjoy him !!! He is a great buddy ol' pal
haha buddy ol pal That is a permanent friend zoneing right there just kidding. I kid i kid
That was my intent though:p
oh haha nevermind \ I don't kid at all dang maybe I should read into things more then Maybe I'm one of those guys that tends to not read into things enough and then is just hopless I kid I kid John would be dispointed in me. HE would say that's what all guys think and then they end up being dumb lol i Mean, laugh out loud because we aren't supposed to use the abreviations
I am definitely one to read into things just for funsies hehe hahah laugh out loud !! I wanna start saying that all the time in my texting
hahaha do it
this is the start of a new era in my life
we can start a club The laugh out loud club
Does John read into things? I want to know more about this mysterious chatter
But no, I am curious, you need to expound upon your previous thought
YES count me in !!!
yeah he is my roommates lab partner
WHAT CRAZY
it was really funny
which roommate
he snapped me a pic of him and my roommate calvin
and what previous thought needs expounding? ahhh yes !! calvin !
the choosing to read into things
I want to call him daddy but I have a feeling I would get uncomfy two seconds later
why do you choose to do that? does it spice up life more? no no collin is daddy
so I will withhold that action what !!! ah shucks
calvin is the one from rexberg he wasn't there last night collin is daddy
I thought Calvin was the FHE dad??
ohhhhhhh Yeah you're totally right what am I thinking
And he came in eventually !! we drank to his mission paper submissions !
oh yeah oh yah I remember now!!! okay now you need to expound though
hehe
do you think reading into things is the spice of life?
It does spice up life !! As long as you don't get too carried away I just share funny thoughts w my sister and then go back to reality It's a fun time thought *though But I also choose not to read into things when I don't want to
oh okay okay. I am curious now though thoroughly intrigues
I can provide examples but they are slightly revealing probs not that revealing nothing too exciting they are just funny thoughts I usually keep to mi self
okay I want to hear some specific examples here
hehe
okay I can be someone that you can tell these internal thoughts to Go go go
v silly thoughts though but its an accurate example I suppose
I actually need this insight into the female mind you know five sisters wasn't enough for me okay lets go example 1
Choosing to read into things: When someone from home sends you a snap of the song "Think of Me" and says it's the best part of the movie, silly me pretends oops word limit pretends that they mean every single one of the lyrics *thinking emoji* just to amuse my mind but honestly it's just a beautifully written song sooooo I don't blame him example 2:
I shall analyze this like it is econ class What is the effect after time versus immediately okay sorry example two first then We shall analyze
choosing not to read into things: when a buddy ol pal writes you a card and leaves it on your porch after graduation with a balloon, you choose to see it simply as an act of frienship because they world needs more genuine acts of kindness and weird relationship implications shouldn't impede that two exposing thoughts hit me with the analysis
oh I see. That's actually a good point that I like. From the guy side of it I can also see both sides too Like there have definitely been times where I just want to give an act of service or be a good friend to someone but I am worried that if I do something nice they will think of it really weirdly and assume that I like them
Yes !! that's how i am too !!
But then on the other hand if I want to do something nice for a girl that I like then that would be a big rip if they thought it was just friends hahahaha but I don
Like I love writing cards but I don't wanna ever give it to someone and give them weird vibes !!!
I don't have to worry about that before my mission too much lol
hahahha that is trueeee
yeah I feel that!! haha
that was probably a big rip for my buddy ol pal oops
or like sometimes I want to catch up with old friends and text them and be like " i miss you!!" but then you could totally read some weird things into that
I mean I could sense vibes but I just chose to ignore them bc I didn't wanna acknowledge them(: YES !!! it's true !!
yeah I got you I got you that totally makes sense haha
Like I wrote everyone I was friend's with friendship cards hehe before I left for school but I sent them to enough people that I don't think it could come across weirdly hahha
who was the old buddy old pal hehehe just kidding you don don't have to tell me laugh out loud hehehe
why !!! did I put an apostraphe !!!! when I didn't need one !!! hehehe how did you know ??:p
so you can tell me if you want but you don't have to I am very curious hehehe
guess
uhhhh does it rhym with Dustin Hampson
I thought when you said <you don't have to tell me> it's cause you knew laugh out loud hehehe you my friend have found the correct answer !!!
haha hey that could be true to too Yeah I figured but hey you got a balloon and stuff
bless his soul
That's pretty cool even if it's just from a friend
yes !! and the card was v kind !! I like cards
yeah that is nice
yeah honestly!! I really appreciated it!!
it's always nice to recieve nice cards from friends...friends hehehe
Then Kyle asked me what I thought of it the next day and I was like "what a FRIENDly thing to do" and he was like "hmmm" laugh out loud
or people that you don't want to be friends with too i see. That is actually really finny laugh out loud
That is true !!
I am curious, do you facetime him at all? okay also I have a question that I must know the answer to
Kyle? Or our friend that rhymes with Dustin Hampson?
because I don't want to be reading into things that I shouldn't be reading into the friend I just need the opinion of a girl if a girl sends I miss you with the red heart What does that mean hahahahaha i mean hehehe
I don't facetime Justin !! we don't really talk much besides snap streaks honestly hmmmmm I mean can I know the identity of this girl? bc it helps to know what kind of history there is or just fill me in on the history
nah nah it's all good it's a confusing thing
idek if I would know her
welllll she's probably one of my closest friends so I think you know her hehehe but anyways
hehe hmmm
I shall continue without knowing particularly what the answer is
I'm china think bc it does depend on what their style is for me I never say "i miss you" straight up a lot so that would be a really big thing for me But if I were to analyze this situation as a standard girl I would say that especially with the heart, it shows that there was definitely a connection on a deeper level
gotcha gotcha
that's not something you would say to just anyone
yeah well I would say we have a pretty unique relationship yeah yeah It's a pretty good relationship though like best friends you know
that is good!!
or like super close friends laugh out loud
yeah!! that's a good place to be I'm not one who likes to label things-- my brain is full of graphs & visuals instead of catagories hahha
haha true true I like that idea Also, it honestly doesnt matter a whole lot becasue I have to serve a mission right? so it's totally chill
but I'm sensing that this relationship would have a very long line on the friendzone scale that is kinda a refreshing thing to think of !! but also rough !!
yeah this is true but it's also kinda strange like I don't know, it's been hard to tell we are all good
I would have to explain the friendzone scale to give you the right idea of it hahha
I'm not too worried about it oh
I feel like that made you sound really deep in the friendzone but that's not what I meant
you can do that I mean, we are getting points for this talking
I feel like missions are almost nice bc if it's meant to be then it'll happen !! but still hard to think of Idk!! it's a very visual thing so it might be hard to describe I can try though for extra points hahah
okay that would be good But yeah I agree. It's like time to get away and get your head on straight and then when you get back you can think about things deeper and decide on a more spiritual note
also I'm not one to talk about missions because I'm not under pressure to serve one !! so I can't ever understand your point of view
what is the right thing to do yeah that is true also
that is true !! good thought
fun fact, my Dad has told me that if it were his choice he would choose for me not to go on a mission
plus being in extra tune w the spirit is always a good thing especially for big decisions
so that's kinda weird
really? expand !! I'm curious
but in a way I think it makes it better that the choice is up to me and not made by others you feel?
I feel like all the pressure in the church does make it seem like it's up to others !!
I think my messages stopped sending
How you feel is discredited bc on the outside everyone bases their opinion on your mission that would make sense haha one was a little out of the blue
oh wait I'm back now
yayyyy welcome
thanks thanks so anyways, my sister was assulted on her mission right? so my dad is hesitant but yeah
ooooooh wow I did not know that
I'm still gonna serve one haha
that's so !! dark !!
but I like that it's not like parental pressure yeah for sure
awwww wow that would be really somethin to wow words fail me when I'm stunned oops
you can ask kate bout my sister haha If you want
that makes sense why your dad would be hesitant! but I think that is good not to let one rare bad experience dissuade you
she knows a lot about it i think
I think I may ! that's crazy
Yeah i agree
which sister?
maddy... the one that is now athiest so that's a thing to too but it's all good, she will come back :) I have full faith
oh danggg
yeah yeah
that's crazy !! ah !!
for sue sure but that is okay She still has some faith so I think she is mostly just confused Plus she still goes to BYU so she is surrounded by good influences So that is good
confusion would be 3847% understandable in that case and that's good about being with good influences!!
yeah for sure what can you do except keep loving her right?
amen !! My sister isn't active either but I don't really understand why anything should change right?
it something that I think a lot about, and honestly I think it has opened my eyes to be a more loving person to others different than me in general yeah for sure! two of my four older sisters are actuve and my oldest brother was never a member because he was the fostered one
Oh i didn't know you had a foster brother!! that's cool!
yeah he's super fun! he has twin little boys
I think it's kinda odd that it's treated like such a big deal sometimes !! idk I just am a believer that all will work out in the end & just love everyone in between ya know
and he's such a good guy. But also sometimes I just want to bang him over the head and be like bro accept the gospel its so good yeah I agree Couldn't have said it better myself wise words from the real mel merrill
I should've made that my username hehe
the real mel merrill hehehe then the odds are you'd be put in a chat with the fake mel merrill and then that would just be awkward
HAHA that would be quite a showdown how did that date go anyways??
haha it was pretty fun! she is definitley not my type though but that is okay I found out I am actually REALLY good at ice skating like who knew?
hahah that is okay !! she's a fake anyways;) SORRY THAT WAS MEAN
hahahaha
I only did it for the puin pun plz forgive me ice skating !!!!!! I'm envious of that skill
hehehehehenp it's okay a certain level of badness is good
hehehehehe that immediately made me think of Ben
yeah I had no idea I would be a a natural but I am who freaking knew
that's sick I love ice skating !!! but like !!! I find joy in like just existing and then you put me in ice skates
ahahahaha no thane always judges me because I tell him that I like girls who are a little bit edgy hahahahahaha hehehehehehe and then it's even better right??!
and then I find just so much joy in going like !!! .022 miles an hour !!! so everyone thinks im super lame bc I dont like going fast
ice skating is so fun hehe that's okay
when really i am having the time of my life skit skitten alonng I haven't been in too long
slow is  fine
I love winter time !!!!!!!!! the idea of it atleast
yeah me too hehe
heheheheh alittle bit of edgy is good I agree
and this year we are going to have SNOW because we live in Utah
edgy with a good heart YES IM SO MUCH EXCITEMENT
yeah exactly!! woah how did you know edgy with a good heart
hehehe that was maybe the softest thing ive ever said laugh out loud
I literally used those exact words
NO WAY YES this is why i'm the REAL mel merrill
yeah that's awesome
SNOW IM SO EXCITED FOR SNOW
like now I need to find the texts where I used those words
I like the idea of it !!!
dude ME TOO
yes !! that proof would make me so happy do a search ahhahha
I love sledding and things hehe I will I will Later next econ
but I know walking back from econ at like 8:30 pm in wintertime I will eat these words YES sledding is so fun !!!!!
yeah that is true too hehe
but again I run into the problem where just existing makes me happy and then i can go down like a 2 foot hill and be estatic Ok so honesty hour
honestly hour okay here we go
I got muddy buddies instead of finishing my last nutrition question how do you feel about me typing out my summary of a weight loss paper in this hat chat hehehehe hat hehe
hehehehe okay sounds good I will be a good editor
I LOVE MUDDY BUDDIES AND MY FRIENDS CALLED ME THERE WAS NO WAY I COULD SAY NO sweetness it's due in 20 mins I hate myself a teeensy bit
haha don't worry I am not judging
they were homemade muddy buddies melted in your mouth I don't eat homemade things v often
oof Those sound very very good
Here is the prompt: it's worth 8 points
v v good okay I am ready for this hit me with the prompt
post econ adventure? make muddy buddies?
hehe I am down or we can hike the Y
In your own words, summarize the authors' conclusions of this study. Is there anything you wish the authors had evaluated that wasn't included in the study? OMG YES
I have wanted to do that for awhile now
I HAVEN't HIKED THE Y YETTTTTTT LETS DO IT
YESSSS lets do it because then it will be dark and pretty too
also I am committed to not going into the HFAC until we play hide and seek in there It was really hot the other day and i could've walked through it
Dude I want to do that so bad too
but i didn't I must remain pure
same I haven't been in it yet either
The authors conducted a study to analyze the strenghts and weaknesses of different diet plans.
so suggest a new plan boom eight points am I right
The most prominent result that emerged from their study was the effectiveness of the diet depended primarily on the participant's adherence to the plan
harvard here you come
wow I am so wordy omg 8 points lets gooooo it has to be 1/2 to 1 page in length
no way it worked best if they actually followed the plan that is truly revolutionary hahaha Also we are probably getting so many points right now
While there was no significant difference between each diet, all of the plans led to a loss in weight and reduced cardiac risk factors yesss lets ogo and good a revolution is what this country NEEDS and i shall be the one to start it next thing you know I'll start in a health documentary that plans scary music in the backround and chastizes meat eaters
okay sounds good. I believe that you can be the change that you want to be woah woah are you a vegan I don I don't know if I can handle this
I'm a vegan at heary heart but I really like chicken strips rip
hehehe
when i get older im only going to buy happy meat and happy eggs !!!!
I can respect that
JUSTIN HAS HAPPY EGGS and my camp chair actually
also dude I am SO CLOSE to being number one on this chat challenge
I left that at his osue house note to self sorry ^^
oh dang it all
just china get all the points we can
that is muy wack
YES I will cheer you on to number one I wanna be in the macbook drawing
thank you thank you you will be haha
but then I would have a moral battle !! macbook or spectre!!!!!
you'll probably have more that 300,000 points off of this vhat alone hahaha
YESSSS I HOPE SO idek how points work
me neither really, I just know more words equals more points so how much more of your essay do you have, I am really interested into this topic now also we just finished the movie skyscraper is was really fun let me just tell you Also i figured out it's stull in theatres so I don't fully understand how ben got it to watch it still
The diet that produces the optimum results is one that matches an individuals preferences and lifestyle. This is a key component, for the success of a diet depends most on the
also lets not stop chatting till I am in the number one position hehehe
adherence to the diet. LOL BEN im not surprised
ooh I see. Is this because they will be more likely to follow the diet if it fits their preferences yeah seriously ben He's a really classy dude though I still like him hehehe I don't think he's single though sorry real mel merrill
hehehe rip !!!! as long as i can third wheel on cool play dates ill be content
hehe but then again I don't think he is your type that will be good hehe also Dude I am so close to being in first place and trevor is here now REading over my shoulder say high to trevor
idk if this essay is supposed to be double spaced !!!
hello
TREVOR HI
not high lol laugh out loud i mean
glad to her that loh oh I see now hehehe HIGH TREVOR OK I HAVE LIKE NINE MINUTES I GOTTA CRACK DOWN keep me in check
hehehe he does smell like smoke right now so that is a thning also my typing speed has gotten so much faster over the last two days since i've been doping an immense amount of typing and okay pkay crack down but don don't do crack crack kille melinda kills this is trevor - i smell like smoke because my apartment had a cooking problem fyi for oyur information he means becasue we're not allowed to use abreviations on this thing which is   a real downer to trying to talk fast am i right
life hack: if you burn raspberry leaves it will make your aparment smell like weed kk Immma crack down without crack but I want an exciting feed to come back to in 7 mins trevor: tell me about this cooking problem
whaaat
Alan: tell me two exciting things that happened today brb Imma type it out in word