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toaster pastries are too entertaining #22354
Here are 50 most fun foods:
Glazed cake, toaster pastries and s'mores are meth. Toastems are cocaine. Pudding and cake is better than best wines.
Sweets being better than drugs is obviously wonky, but nice foods as a whole are almost pointless in my experience. The short duration of the morale boost isn't worth the very common drop in filling-ness compared to basic foods like cooked meat and bread. They should have a much lower, but extremely long lasting buff to happiness, maybe 24 hours or so, to encourage a pleasant menu daily and occasional indulgence on sweets. It made sense to eat them back in the old days when there was no cap to your morale and it was spent directly into skills, but since the focus system came out they're not worth the expense.