[Magiclysm] Puntastic spells

[KorGgenT]

Is your feature request related to a problem? Please describe.

Cause bear is the only pun spell in magiclysm right now. It could really use a couple more failed experiments: mostly puns caused by typos.

Describe the solution you'd like

Create new spells that are a pun on some existing spell, or something that would be a spell (Cause Fear -> Cause Bear). I would like them to be in the same itemgroup as the smudged scroll, and of a similar power level. Ideally each class will get one, but it's better to be a little more organic when using creativity and puns.

Describe alternatives you've considered

No Puns. A Travesty.

Additional context

Over all i'd like at least half a dozen pun spells, but a PR with a single spell is perfectly acceptable.

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[ParaplegicRacehorse]

One wonders if Ken St. Andre would object to borrowing spells from Tunnels & Trolls. Many of them are puns.

Take That You Fiend! = D&D Magic Missile or other generic attack spell
Poor Baby = healing spell

etc.

[NickVolynkin]

Finger Firefighter — a miniature fire extinguisher, analogous in size and power to Finger Firelighter.

[NickVolynkin]

Paralytic Fart — the AoE version of Paralytic Dart. Will hit the caster if they don't have enough environment protection.

[GGgatherer]

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[NickVolynkin]

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[NickVolynkin]

Summon Decayed Bouncer — summon a zombie hulk which will go to the nearest door and stand guard, keeping anyone from passing. Can't be managed otherwise, and won't follow the summoner. (Made from Summon Decayed Pouncer).

[NickVolynkin]

Repelling Art — make an inscription on a wall or a placed furniture item which would repel zombies and lower the morale of living creatures in some radius. Like any summoned item, disappears in a while. Source: Repelling Arc.

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