This is a workflow that helps quickly generate Metaphor Ipsum.
Typing in ipsum is the default function. A number following that will copy plain text paragraphs. For instance "ipsum 1" would result in:
The first nival touch is, in its own way, a shrimp. The first unplagued plain is, in its own way, a balance. The guide is a value. The zeitgeist contends that the literature would have us believe that a drossy mark is not but a chinese. If this was somewhat unclear, the nimble quiet reveals itself as a stirring patio to those who look. A continent is a roll's crocodile. The scatheless leaf reveals itself as a simplex sphynx to those who look.