Synopsis
A Fnorders-generator in the style of the Fnorder by Steve Jackson Games but using no copyrighted source code, implemented using Javascript and delivered as a Progressive Web App with full offline-capability via https://fnorders.com/.
If you're looking for your daily fnorders, go to https://fnorders.com/. On PWA-capable mobile devices you can install the application as an 'app' to your home screen. To ensure that you retain access even if the Bavarian Illuminati destroy The Network, your daily fnorders are also available via dat://fnorders.com/ or dat://9855a6e2c60041cd8731832d5c17a0b94619f941c81de478c0ada41f739f4c70/ using e.g. Beaker Browser.
Further reading
If you enjoy Fnorders, check out the excellent games produced by Steve Jackson Games, including Illuminati, which inspired this tool. They also provide a free mobile app (although it's only available for iOS, presumably because of a conspiracy between The Network and Apple) which provides a more full-featured Fnorder experience, available here.
License
Fnorders is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or (at your option) any later version.
Fnorders is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more details.
You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with Fnorders. If not, see http://www.gnu.org/licenses/.
Fnorders includes a copy of the font Montserrat, licensed under the SIL Open Font License.