[Mike Narrating] I've often seen these people, these squares, at the table. Shortstacked and long odds against, all their outs gone, one last card in the deck that can help them. I used to wonder how they could let themselves get into such bad shape... and how the hell they thought they could turn it around.
Man, you've started your speach from such a long distance. I just can't figure it out. Anyway Mike, what you think about vegans cause i'm a vegan?
But Rush Limbaugh has the most popular show on the radio and Pat Buchanan won the New Hampshire primary.
Oh yes, all of those radio talk shows are so annoying thingies
[ Radio Announcer ] Visit the Jackrabbit Slim's nearest you...
Hey, dude. Jackrabbit Slims doesnt exist in real life, it's just a place that exist only in movie.
Because Woody Woodpecker is Dandy's favorite cartoon.
I have been watchin' this cartoon all my childhood. It bring back a lot of nostalgy...
(SIRENS BLARING) Towns like this are what I call the real towns of America, the real America.
Real towns? Towns with horrible smells, towns with two-faces people and other more disturbing things? No, I dont think so.
Like, "Oh, I used to live in Africa "with all the little birdies and the little monkeys."
...like an african guy without civilization in some kind of  hut"
The Chumash Indians say that the stars are the holes poked in the blanket over the sky when the birds were trying to escape capture by flying to the moon.
Indians are wise people
(SIRENS BLARING) Towns like this are what I call the real towns of America, the real America.