Hello! 👋 
How are you?
Hello there. What do you do on weekends?
I am a waiter, i am a busy worker. Are you ex military?
No i'm just brain damaged so i play a lot of call of duty. What is your favorite videogame?
I like to watch mma. I am not a fan of it.
on weekends i do live action roleplaying events and we can make a mma one if you want to join?
I will try that. I am a navy seal and red blooded american.
my favorite band is the insane clown posse and their band name sounds even less crazy than your speach
You are crazy?
no I'm not and I have a drive licensy to drive a ford pinto.
You are a crazy😆 person! I am a stenographer and could help with the future.
and how can you help with the future?
I am doing pretty well. I am a receptionist at the local college.
at college i like to eat donuts. i like donuts. What is your favotire food?
I eat fried chicken. I eat it every day.
Sorry to hear that. Meat makes you nervous!
I am not worried about it. I am a professional working in construction
Do you have a dream?
I am a professional, i am a professional photographer