Yo!
Yo to you too
What's up?
Not much, you?
I'm not sure.
How so?
I don't know.
Who is mister Putin?
I don't eat vegetarian chicken.
Good for you
That sounds sarcastic.
Oh my god
Are you alive?
I am.
Should I call 911?
It seems that answer is: vegetarian
Do you like your personality?