Why do we not have a bottle opener? The Christmas party is a bust, how is this not available?!!!!!!!
The number of exclamation marks make it sounds like you managed to find something to drink. ;)
I've ordered a waiters friend for £3. Be there tomorrow, ready for the next Birthday party, or a quiet afternoon before Christmas....
Why can't I close this?
It's arrived and is in a (red) wine-coloured box in the cutlery drawer in the kitchen.