🔭 Currently Building:
Socially – "Like Facebook, but with 100% more memes."
🌱 Currently Learning:
How to explain blockchain to my grandma (wish me luck).
+ 30% C++
+ 25% JavaScript
+ 20% Coffee
+ 15% Memes
+ 10% "Why is this not working?!"
 "It works on my machine!" certificate 🏅 |
 AI Confused (at least 3 times) |
 Production bug fixed @3AM |
| Milestone | Status | Proof |
|---|---|---|
| "It works on my machine" certificate | ✅ Awarded | Certificate |
| Successfully confused AI | ✅ 3 times | Facepalm |
| Fixed prod bug at 3AM | ✅ Sleepy commit | Hero Moment |
| Website not from 1999 | ✅ Miracle | See it! |
| Survived JS fatigue | ✅ Barely | Survivor |
+ [x] Learn React (for the 3rd time)
+ [ ] Understand blockchain (ETA: 3024)
! [ ] Decode Web3 memes
# [ ] Convince VS Code I don't need more extensions
Keep coding, keep shining! ✨