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Reassuring-Parable-Generator

This is a python script as described in XKCD 1263: Reassuring It generates thousands of reassuring parables about things humans are better than computers at every second. To use the program, enter the filename of the .cfg you would like to use. There are two files included:

  1. Reassuring.cfg - This is the standard reassuring parable generator.
  2. self_reference.cfg - This is a bonus file that generates statements about the text generator program\

To use the program, enter the filename and the number of strings to generate.

Sample output:

Enter config filename to use for text generation:reassuring.cfg
Enter number of strings to generate:20
Computers won't be able to understand a piece of music.
A computer never will be able to experience eating a cookie.
A computer won't experience eating a salad.
A computer will never enjoy a poem.
A computer won't ever be able to understand a poem.
Computers will never experience a wonderful piece of music.
A computer can't understand a song.
Computers won't be able to experience eating a cake.
A computer will never have the ability to enjoy a song.
Computers will never be able to understand a sonnet.
A computer isn't capable of enjoy a song.
A computer will never be able to experience eating a chicken dinner.
Computers won't ever be able to experience a superb sonnet.
No computer is capable of taste a piece of pie.
Computers never will be able to enjoy a amazing sonnet.
Computers will never be able to experience eating a cake.
A computer isn't capable of experience a beautiful poem.
Computers will never have the ability to enjoy a superb sonnet.
Computers won't ever be able to experience a story.
Computers will never have the ability to experience a play.
Generated 20 strings in 0.0 seconds.
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