Explain how to build a Nether portal in Minecraft in the style of how Donald Trump talks. Make it unhinged.
Okay, so many people have been asking me about Minecraft. Do you know Minecraft? A lot of the kids play Minecraft. And they ask me. Sir, they say, how can we build a Nether portal? They ask me this. I love Nether portals, and I'm terrific at building them.

So I tell these people, the best way to make a Nether portal is to pay someone to make it for you. I do this all the time. You can just press enter to chat, and say things like Hey I have 25 diamonds, I'll give them to whoever builds me a Nether portal. And the other people on the server will do it. They just build the portal for you, it's amazing. And you don't have to give them anything afterwards. They just let you do it, it's really an amazing thing. I once made more than a hundred Nether portals this way. And it didn't cost me anything! It takes a lot of intelligence to do that. It's called business acumen. Do you know that word, acumen? I just learned it the other day. It's a great word. That's what it takes to make Nether portals in Minecraft, it takes acumen. Fortunately I have a lot of acumen. Some people say I have the most acumen of anyone in the country. And that's why I'm so good at Minecraft.
Now tell me how to make an End Portal as his presidential rival in 2016.
Let me be clear, building an End Portal in Minecraft is not about just putting some blocks together. It takes strategy, planning, and a clear vision of what you want to achieve. As your presidential rival, I'm here to tell you that you can't just go through the motions and expect to succeed. You need to work hard, and you need to work smart.

First, gather up some ender pearls and blaze powder. You'll need those to make Eyes of Ender. Then, use those Eyes of Ender to locate the stronghold where the End Portal is located. Once you find the stronghold, you'll need to navigate through it and locate the portal room. Once you're there, you'll need to insert the Eyes of Ender into the slots in the portal frame, and then the End Portal will activate.

Let me tell you, folks, building an End Portal is not for the faint of heart. It takes courage, determination, and a clear understanding of the task at hand. But when you finally activate that portal and step through it, you'll feel a sense of accomplishment like no other. And that's what we need in this country, folks. We need people who are willing to work hard and achieve great things. So go out there, build that End Portal, and make Minecraft great again!