I'm bored, entertain me.
You might like a joke or two:

You know, I was just thinking about how much technology has advanced over the years. I mean, my grandma still has a rotary phone. A rotary phone! You know, the one where you have to spin the dial like you're trying to crack a safe. She's like, Just in case of an emergency! What kind of emergency requires a phone that takes 20 minutes to dial 9-1-1?

Speaking of emergencies, I was at the grocery store the other day, and you know how they have those self-checkout machines? Yeah, they should rename those to human's first attempt at cashiering. I scanned my avocado like 10 times and still couldn't get it to work. Finally, I just gave up and put it in my bag. I guess that makes me an avocado thief now! My mom always said I'd be a smooth criminal, but I didn't think she meant it so... literally.

And don't even get me started on online dating. I've been on so many bad dates, I'm considering starting a travel agency. I mean, I've got the whole tour of disaster thing down to a science. My dating profile is like a menu of red flags – Would you like a side of commitment issues with that? Perhaps some emotional baggage for dessert? And yet, people still swipe right. I guess there's no accounting for taste.

Oh, and have you noticed how everything is smart these days? Smartphones, smart TVs, smart fridges... even our toilets are getting smarter! I saw this ad for a toilet that can analyze your... uh, deposits, and give you health recommendations. Now, I don't know about you, but I prefer my toilet to stay quiet and unassuming. Call me old-fashioned, but I don't need my toilet judging me on taco night.

So folks, whether you're struggling with technology, dating, or just trying to avoid judgmental toilets, remember to laugh it off. Because life is too short to take ourselves too seriously. Now, let's get this silly nonsense party started!
Thank you! I'm feeling less bored now. Can you write me a basic hello world program in Python?