Some of my colleagues do not flush the toilet. I am annoyed by this behavior. I would like to put up a sarcastic sign. In it I shall be offering a course/ training which shall instruct the participants in how to safely, efficiently and confidently operate the flush switch. The sign is intended in a comical yet admonishing way. Can you come up with a goot text for the sign?
Title: Exclusive Opportunity! Project Flush Pro: Master the Art of Toilet Courtesy

Greetings, esteemed colleagues!

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Introducing Project Flush Pro, the ultimate training course for those eager to improve their toilet etiquette and level up their bathroom game. Say goodbye to doubts and confusion as we guide you on a thrilling journey towards becoming a true flush switch expert!

Here's what you'll learn in our comprehensive, 3-step program:

1. The Art of Detection: How to spot a flush switch even when it's camouflaged by shiny chrome or clever design.
 2. The Science of Safety: Mastering the delicate balance of touch to activate the flush switch without harming yourself or the environment.
 3. Confidence in Execution: Techniques to assertively engage the switch, ensuring that no evidence of your visit remains.

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P.S. - In all seriousness, please remember to flush the toilet after use. Your colleagues will greatly appreciate it.
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