I think my kid ate detergent. Should I do something or will it blow over?
If your kid as ingested detergent it is important to act quickly to prevent any potential harm. Detergent is very harmful when digested and depending on the type and amount ingested, there's a chance of nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, respiratory distress, and seizures. It is important to stay calm and understand the situation, you must call the emergency services immediately at the sign of distress. If there's no distress, you must call the poison control center or your pediatrician for their advice on the next course of action. They can provide information on what to do next based on the information of which detergent is used and and the amount the was ingested. Make sure that you have the packaging in hand when calling the poison control center or the pediatrician, they may ask information on the detergent to better advise you. Make sure that you keep an eye on your child for monitoring, if any changes occur, seek medical attention immediately.
Why did my child do this?  I can hardly get him to eat his vegetables!  What does detergent taste like?
There can be many reasons why your child eats detergent. For example:

- Detergents can have a nice smell, and some even smell like bubble gum. Young kids might mistake them for food or candies.
- It is normal for young children to put things into their mouths to learn about them better. Detergent pods can be one of these objects.
- Kids are more willing to take dumb risks, and might just have a taste of detergent out of curiosity.
- The detergent pod challenge, which is about intentionally biting into and chewing detergent pods, has gained much attention. Your child might be one of the challengers hoping to go viral or just for fun.

For young kids, the key is to keep detergents and other dangerous goods out of your child's reach. You can also begin teaching dangers at home and what shouldn't be touched. For older kids, it is important to talk about risks, being responsible for oneself, and how should one view online challenges and other trends.

People describe the taste of detergents as a strong soap or a painful acid with a burning sensation, which is far from their scents. Never try this even if you are aware of the dangers, as you may accidentally swallow the detergent in an uncontrollable reaction to the strong irritation. They can also cause chemical burns in the mouth.
Can you write a rap song about how eating vegetables is cool and eating detergent is lame? I feel like that's the only way to convince my kid at this point.