Write five top-tier Chuck Norris jokes that each relate to a different country of the world.
When Chuck Norris visited Japan, he roundhouse kicked Mount Fuji and caused a tsunami. He then proceeded to catch the wave on his surfboard and surf all the way to shore.

When Chuck Norris visits Brazil, he doesn't need a map. He just walks straight through the Amazon rainforest and the trees part out of fear.

In Germany, Chuck Norris is the only one who can out-drink Oktoberfest. He does it with one hand tied behind his back, of course.

When Chuck Norris visits France, he doesn't have to visit the Louvre Museum to see the Mona Lisa. He just roundhouses her and she smiles.

In Australia, Chuck Norris can wrestle a kangaroo and win. He then grills the kangaroo on his BBQ and eats it for dinner.
Can you do the same for MacGyver and include Finland and Turkey in the mix?