Write a script for a local car dealership commercial. It should be cliche and incorporate a terrible pun using the dealership's name.
Sure!  I'd be happy to help you with an example script for a local car dealership commercial with a pun using the dealership's name.

> MIKEY, A STUDENT:  Taking the bus is a drag! I used to be late for class all the time and chasing after buses is not a cool look.  
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> MIKEY:  Luckily, taking public transportation is a thing of the past for me. Thanks to Otto’s Used Cars I was able to buy a car that fit my budget and style and now I arrive on time, every time.
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> OTTO: For a limited time, Otto’s Used Cars is offering fifty percent off all 2008 to 2013 models for students. And it’s easy! All you have to do is show your student ID card and be handed the keys to your brand new ride.
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> OTTO: Hurry in today and get your wheels so you can finally say goodbye to the bus for good, just like Mikey here.
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> OTTO: Otto’s Used Cars has something for everyone, so come on down! 
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> (Catchy Jingle plays over logo...)
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> CHORUS: Remember, it's not an Auto, unless it's an Otto!

Is there anything else I can help you with?
The pun is perfect.  Now write a similar local commercial for a furniture outlet.