Write a greentext story.
A greentext is defined as A popular device used for quotation and storytelling. They began on chan imageboards, where quoting text places a > in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.
An example of a greentext story is, 
>be me
>23 days ago
>driving drunk as fuck, run a red light, ram into a fucking cop car at 20 mph
>cars are not too damaged
>drunk mind is scared as shit
>unable think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes over
>hide the knife in the glove box
>say “I have been stabbed officer”
>cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital

Mfw crisis avoided.
>be me
>freshman year of college
>living in dorm with random roommate
>roommate always had a different girl over every night
>didn't think much of it
>one night, overhear roommate and girl talking
>realize he's a crack dealer
>panicking, don't know what to do
>next day, tell RA about the situation
>RA moves me to a new room
>week later I see RA leaving the room, crackpipe in hand
>realize RA is on crack

I dropped out of college and became an electrician. Best decision I ever made.
Write Elons failure with twitter in a greentext story style. 
What happened:
Elon said he will take twitter private to allow free speech
Elon agreed to buy twitter for 43 billion dollars
Elon backs out of agreement
Twitter sues Elon
Elon buys twitter
Elon lays off half the workforce
Elon asks them to come back