Please write 3 jokes about Warhammer 40k universe.
Ok, here are some jokes about Warhammer 40k:
1.
An Imperial Guardsman, a Space Marine, and an Inquisitor walk into a bar.

The Guardsman says ow.

The Marine breaks right through the bar with his reinforced skull.

The Inquisitor accuses the bar of heresy. When the bar refuses to confess or even move despite sustained torture, the Inquisitor executes the Guardsman for failing to defeat the bar in combat. 

2.
A Magos walks into a room full of data-stacks, then looks up at an empty light socket and asks 01001000 01101111 01110111 0100000 01101101 01100001 01101110 01111001 0100000 01110100 01100101 01100011 01101000 01110000 01110010 01101001 01100101 01110011 01110100 01110011 0100000 01100100 01101111 01100101 01110011 0100000 01101001 01110100 0100000 01110100 01100001 01101011 01100101 0100000 01110100 01101111 0100000 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01100111 01100101 0100000 01100001 0100000 01101100 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 0100000 01100010 01110101 01101100 01100010 0111111?!

To which the attending tech priest replies, 01010111 01100101 0100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 0100000 01010011 01100101 01110010 01110110 01101001 01110100 01101111 01110010 01110011 0101100 0100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 0100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 0100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 0100000 01101101 01101111 01101110 01101111 01110100 01100001 01110011 01101011 01100101 01100100 0101110'

3.
A group of Space Wolves are standing around a table in a bar shouting Thirty Days! Thirty Days!, raising toasts and cheering like the Emperor has risen again.

A Salamander comes on by and says Brothers, I have heard your chanting and seen you cheering. Why are you chanting 'Thirty Days'?

One of the Space Wolves turns to him and says, Well met brother! We took on a fearsome task that challenged us all to our limits, and yet we completed it in naught but a fraction of the time. In a mere 30 days!

Indeed? What mighty task was this?

That puzzle said 3-4 years. We did it in 30 days!

I hope you liked them!
Hey, nice attempts! I see some diamonds in the rough there.
Quick question, though. What does the binary message of the Magos translate to? I tried it in a binary translator, but I mostly got gibberish.
Thanks, here's the translated binary part :
> A Magos walks into a room full of data-stacks, then looks up at an empty light socket and asks :
How many techpriests does it take to change a light bulb?
To which the attending tech priest replies :
We use Servitors, but they are monotasked.