Please write a poem about the 21st century in the style of comedy
It's the 21st century,
and I've got to say,
things aren't all,
in the right way.

There's so much sanitization,
washing your hands is basic information,
and toilets for all to see.

Why oh why can't things,
be like they were before,
with outhouses and sewage,
foul smelly air and more?

Things should go back,
to how they were before,
with people in outhouses,
and without thought for anything more.
Well done.
Thank you. Is there anything else that I can help you with?