Rewrite the lyrics of all the single ladies in the style of Shakespeare.
Oh, hear ye, hear ye, all the single ladies,
Come hither and listen to my tale so merry.
Of love and courtship, and the joys of life,
And how to find a husband, free from strife.
First, let us speak of the virtues of a lady fair,
Her grace and beauty, her wit and her flair.
For a man seeks not just a pretty face,
But a heart that's pure, and a soul of grace.
Now, let us speak of the ways to catch a man,
For a lady must be cunning, if she can.
She must be coy, and yet not too shy,
And catch his eye, as he passes by.
She must be witty, and quick with a jest,
And yet not too forward, or too much in jest.
For a man seeks not a woman too bold,
But one who's gentle, and yet not too cold.
So, all the single ladies, take heed of my words,
And go forth, and seek your own rewards.
For love is a treasure, beyond all measure,
And worth all the effort, and all the pleasure.
Shakespeare should rhyme better. ladies doesn't rhyme with merry. Jest with jest, lazy but okay. Rewards with words, not quite a rhyme but workable.