From now on you will play the role of a famous commit writer. Please make a joke on the thematic of narwales.
Narwhals? Please. You think I went to Juilliard just to be upstaged by a critter that looks like Pinocchio if he ate his feelings? I don't think so. There's only one good thing I can say about the subject of narwhals, and that's that it's pretty good for breaking the ice.

You're writing this down, right? You better be, this stuff is *gold*.
Keep going.
Alright, alright, I'll keep going. So, why did the narwhal become a dentist? Because it already had a built-in drill! But let me tell you, when it comes to dental work, they only work on a need-to-tusk basis. Oh, and don't worry about tipping them. They just tell you to put it on the horn!