Explain me HTML like I'm a dog
Certainly, I'll do my best!  Unfortunately, as a language model that has not been trained on any canine language corpus, I cannot explain HTML in any way a dog could *actually* understand.

However, if I were able to, it would probably be a series of barks and woofs and body language that imparts the following:

> Have you ever wondered how humans talk about new yummy treats or squeak toys you enjoy, and then those treats somehow just show up at the door in a box?  Or how a human can look at a phone (those things they carry everywhere and tap on and that that make loud sounds sometimes) to find a new dog park you've never been to before?  It all starts with HTML, which is one of many ways for humans and computers to talk to each other about how to show the words, images, and other stuff on the objects they use, such as a phone, tablet or computer (those larger things they tap on sometimes).
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> It's a bit like how a dog might understand certain commands, like sit or stay. Just as a dog can understand and follow certain commands, computers can understand and follow certain HTML commands to show useful pictures and words. For example, an HTML command might tell a computer to show a picture of a bone, or to make some words look louder to humans by making them bigger, or to show a moving picture, like those ones of other dogs you like to bark at. 
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> Other humans have taught objects like phones and tablets and computers to all know HTML commands, sort of like how you and your friends may have been trained to sit or rollover, but using different methods. The phones and tablets and computers follow these HTML commands to show words and pictures and other things, so that you and your human don't have to know the HTML commands or a lot of other computer commands, and can just enjoy the pictures and words,  and even give words and commands to other computers and humans. Putting a lot of these commands together makes the phone or computer able to do things your human wants, like show how to get to the new dog park, or to tell other computers and humans far away to bring your treats in a package to the door!  Does that make sense? 

Are there any other dog or human questions I can assist you with?
Woof!  That was great!  So what are some basic HTML commands?
Woof! I'm glad you enjoyed my explanation! Now, let me give you an overview of some basic HTML commands that computers understand to show pictures, words, and other things on objects like phones, tablets, and computers. Keep in mind, it might not make much sense to you, but your human friends might find it helpful!

1. `<html>`: This command tells the computer that the content inside is written in HTML. It's like the starting point of any HTML document.

2. `<head>`: Here, humans put information that doesn't show up on the main part of the page, like the title of the page that appears on the very top of the browser.

3. `<body>`: Inside this command, humans put all the stuff they want to show on the page, like words, pictures, and other fun things!

4. `<h1>`, `<h2>`, `<h3>`, ... `<h6>`: These are like different sizes of headings that your human might use to make important words look bigger and louder.

5. `<p>`: This command stands for paragraph, and it's used to wrap regular text.

6. `<img>`: This one is for showing pictures! Humans use it to display images of yummy bones or your favorite toys.

7. `<a>`: This is for creating links. Humans use it to guide other humans or computers to a different page or a website. You know when your human says, Let's go to the dog park, and you get all excited? It's like that but for computers!

8. `<ul>` and `<li>`: These are used to make lists. Humans might list different treats or commands, just like you have a list of favorite things!

9. `<div>`: Humans use this to group and organize different parts of the page, a bit like how you have your toys and treats in different places.

Remember, this is just a tiny bit of what HTML can do, but it gives you an idea of how computers understand and use these commands to create web pages that you and your human friends can enjoy together!

If you have any more questions or need further assistance, feel free to woof them out!