Write a scene where an antelope and a lion are drinking tea and talking about their day-to-day stuff, make it funny
Scene: 

**Ext. African Savannah - Afternoon**
*An antelope and a lion are sitting across from each other, drinking tea together.*

**Lion:**
So, there I was, in the tea shop, where I was trying to buy some tea for today, right? 

And then this guy comes up to me, and he just would not leave me alone. 

He started talking to me about this cryptocurrency and NFTs and whatever, called it Bored Lion or something.

At that moment, I admit I was a pretty bored lion, so I just smiled and nodded and hoped he'll leave me alone.

Then I was just like 'Man, take a hint.'

'I spent all day eating dead animals off the ground, why would I ever need to buy NFTs.'

So, I was like, 'Well, I need to go drink tea with my buddy Johnny Antelope now, bye.'

And he was all like, 'You are lying. Why would a lion ever drink tea with an antelope? It does not make any sense! '

And I was like 'Yes, I am lion.', 

And I paid for the tea, and skidaddled out of there as fast as I could,

I was not proud of that pun, but it's the best I can come up with on the spot, alright?

So, here we are.

Anyways, how's your day?

**Antelope:**
Holy shit, a talking lion.
Please continue.
**Lion:**
AAAHHH WHO JUST SPOKE? Wait a second did that statue just move?
It's REAL?! I thought you were a realistic statue of some Antelope, so I was talking to myself as usual.
I did wonder why this convenient table was here in the middle of nowhere...

*Am I imagining this again? This always when tea is involved...*


**Antelope:**
It? A Statue?! How rude, I was just relaxing while drinking my Herbal Tea. I'll have you know it's the finest tea in all Savannah.
Why did you suddenly come here and talk about your life stories?

**Lion:**
You were just so still I mistook you for a statue. How.. are you even drinking that tea with your Hooves? It's so perfectly balanced it doesn't make sense. Are you defying the laws of the universe?

**Antelope:**
We are talking to each other and you are wondering about how simple physics and gravity works? It's easy to balance it once you get the hang of it.

More Importantly.
WE CAN UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER?!

**Lion:**
Ha, are you kidding me? You are obviously a part of my imagination, this always happens when I see tea.

**Antelope:**
Imagination? I am as real as you are, and I am not a figment of your imagination. That is unless this is a simulation, oh no we aren't going down that route.

**Lion:** 
Simu-what?