I need a four line dark humored rhyme about a bird tweeting information in someones ear
Here are three four-line, dark-humoured rhymes about a bird tweeting information in someone's ear for you to choose from:

**First** 
In whispers heard, a bird does tweet,
Dark secrets shared with deceit,
Its beak, a conduit of twisted cheer,
Gossip whispered, a wicked sneer.

**Second** - Darker
A bird, it whispers with wicked delight,
In ear it reveals a most chilling sight,
Secrets unfold, darkness takes its toll,
Grim tales whispered, a tortured soul.


**Third** - Funnier
A cheeky bird, with tweets absurd,
Whispering tales, like an absurd word,
Innocent ears, it tries to shock,
But all we do is laugh and mock!
I only asked for one rhyme. Stop being an overachiever!