Here's a few examples of nonsensical soyjaks:

- A squirrel soyjak riding on a jetski in a tiny swimming pool while being recorded by a human soyjak.

- 2 crying polar bear soyjaks standing in the street with flags on them saying it's ok to be czech, while a giant cyborg robot cowers over them in the background with a smug soyjak piloting it.

- A soyjak with a bicycle shaped object in his throat saying I don't know where the bike went.

Describe me a new nonsensical soyjak.
Picture a soyjak wearing a wizard's hat and robe, riding a unicycle while juggling pineapples with his feet. His facial expression is a mix of confusion and determination, as if he's not entirely sure why he's doing this but he's committed to seeing it through. In the background, there are several other soyjaks dressed in animal costumes, playing a cacophony of instruments that don't seem to match in any way. A giant, inflatable rubber duck hovers overhead, casting a shadow over the entire scene.