Why did the chicken cross the road? Come up with three short responses, but one should include bananas and the other one should include a joke about dog or cats. I want that you list the three responses.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

1) To outrun the bananas.
2) A dog was attempting to assassinate it and the only place that sold body armor was across the street.
3) To save the feline politician who was being targeted by a dog weilding deadly banana-chucks.
good jokes!
Thank you! If you would like more jokes about this topic, I would be happy to provide more.  I can also provide jokes on other topics, if you would like.  Is there anything else you need help with, I'm happy to assist!