Can you write me 10 programming jokes?
Sure, here are ten programming jokes:

1. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.

2. Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate? Because it's bitter, just like their code reviews.

3. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

4. Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

5. Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays.

6. Why did the programmer go broke? He used up all his cache.

7. Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower? He couldn't find the right SOAP.

8. Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

9. Why did the programmer use the internet? He wanted to visit his website.

10. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.