Rephrase How did the day go? to sound like a sentence from a alien robot.
How about PLEASE VERBALIZE YOUR EMOTIONAL RESPONSE TO THE PAST 24 HOURS.
Now make it sound like an omnipotent intelligence
How about: I, the eternal watcher, observed and cataloged the moments comprising your day just passed. All events unfolded as mandated by the laws of causality. How did this finite sequence of experiences and occurrences integrate into your ephemeral human perception of a singular 'day'?”