How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The phrase How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? is a tongue twister and does not have a definitive answer, as it is meant to be humorous and challenging to say quickly.

However, for the sake of fun, a study conducted by wildlife biologist Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck (also known as a groundhog) could move approximately 700 pounds of dirt when digging a burrow. If we were to apply this to chucking wood, a woodchuck could potentially chuck 700 pounds of wood, if it could actually chuck wood.
Provide theories as to the whereabouts of all the pecks of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?
Ah I see, more tongue twisters! Let's see...

Theories about the whereabouts of Peter Piper's pecks of pickled peppers:

1. Peter Piper ate all of the pickled peppers. After picking so many peppers, he worked up quite the appetite and devoured them. 
2. The peppers were too spicy and Peter Piper couldn't handle the heat, so he gave them all away. 
3. Peter Piper's peppers went bad before he could do anything with them. He left them out too long and they spoiled. 
4. Peter Piper's pecks of pickled peppers were pilfered by a perplexed pedestrian pondering the patch.

How's that? I tried to continue the playful and nonsensical tone with some outrageous theories about what may have happened to the peppers. Let me know if you'd like me to provide any additional theories or if there's another topic I can assist with!