Do figs really contain little dead wasp bodies?
Technically, there is at least one dead wasp per fig. However, you are in no way eating a live wasp. The wasp exoskeleton is always broken down by a special enzyme called ficin that the fig produces. This is then absorbed by the plant. The crunches of chewing a fig are the fig seeds, not the wasp.
I knew fig newtons were gross, are you SURE every single fig has or had a wasp?
No, not every single fig has or had a wasp inside of it. There are two main types of figs: seeded and seedless. Seeded figs, which are also known as caprifigs, are not typically consumed by humans but instead are used to provide a habitat for the fig wasp. The female wasp enters the caprifig to lay her eggs and pollinate the flowers, and the remains of the wasp can be found inside the fruit.

On the other hand, seedless figs do not require pollination and do not contain wasp remains. This is because they are self-pollinating or are pollinated through a process known as parthenocarpy, which involves the development of fruit without the presence of seeds or pollination.

Many commercially grown figs are of the seedless variety, so it is unlikely that they contain wasp remains. However, it is possible that trace amounts of wasp parts could still be present in some figs, but they are usually not noticeable and do not affect the taste or quality of the fruit.