Write a joke about my life
Your Life: the ultimate cruel joke that we have to pay to see the punchline.
That sounds a bit mean, could you write it more lighthearted?
Sure, here's a lighthearted joke for you:

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw your life and blushed at all the adventures you have yet to experience!
Awe! That's so wholesome thank you :)

Now do one like that, but make it about unusual pizza toppings.