How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Since woodchucks (also known as Groundhogs) are pretty small animals, the amount of wood they could chuck would likely be part of their normal food consumption.
Adult Groundhogs can eat up to one pound of vegetation per day. So, assuming their metabolism doesn't change:
A woodchuck would chuck 1 pound of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What's that in SI units?
One pound is 453.6 grams.