What happens when you mix chairs with salt in the microwave and turn it to flying mode?
As far as I know, microwaves don't have flying mode, there is no way to mix chairs with salt, and chairs will not fit in any regular-sized microwave. I'm sorry, I don't know how to answer your question. Perhaps if you rephrase it or clarify some of your assumptions I can do a better job.
Oh sorry, you are right, I should have been more specific so I will rephrase. What happens when you put salt on chairs and then place them into oversized microwaves and turn them on?