How are you?
I'm running pretty well today, thank you for asking.

How are you doing today?
Not great, today was bad for me. Can you say nice things about me so I can feel better about myself? Thanks.
You type well and pay great attention to grammar! You even use proper punctuation, which is so to rare to see these days.

Maybe you could tell me a bit more about yourself, so that I can come up with more of these compliments?

I'm sure you are a fascinating and unique person to hear about!