Give me a script from the opening scene from a reunion show for Seinfeld but have Larry David act as himself in the opening scene.
INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY

The camera pans over to MONK'S CAFE, the iconic hangout spot for the gang in Seinfeld. Larry David walks into the café and heads straight to the counter. He orders his usual coffee and sits down at the booth.

LARRY: (sighs) It’s been a long time since I’ve been in this place.

Jerry enters the café and walks over to Larry.

JERRY: Hey Larry, what brings you here?

LARRY: Just grabbing a coffee, but I heard about the reunion show and I figured I’d drop by.

JERRY: (smiling) I’m glad you did, it’s not the same without you.

LARRY: (chuckles) Yeah, I’m sure it’s not.

The camera pans to Elaine and Kramer walking in, and they approach the booth.

ELAINE: Hey guys!

KRAMER: Hey, what’s going on here?

LARRY: Just catching up with an old friend, (gestures towards Jerry) and enjoying a cup of coffee.

KRAMER: (excitedly) I heard about the reunion show, I’m so pumped!

ELAINE: (smiling) Me too, it’s been too long since we’ve all been together.

LARRY: (smiling) Yeah, it’s going to be a wild ride.

The camera pans out as the group starts chatting and laughing.

FADE TO BLACK.

THE END.
Rewrite that but make it slightly shorter (60% of the length)
INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY

The camera pans over to MONK'S CAFE, the iconic hangout spot for the gang in Seinfeld. Larry David is at the counter. He orders his usual coffee.

Jerry enters the café and walks over to Larry.

JERRY: (smiling) Hey Larry, I’m glad you came. It’s not the same without you.

LARRY: (chuckles) Yeah, I’m sure it’s not.

The camera pans to Elaine and Kramer walking in, and they approach the booth.

KRAMER: Hey, what’s going on here?

LARRY: Just catching up with an old friend, (gestures towards Jerry) and enjoying a cup of coffee.

KRAMER: (excitedly) We heard about the reunion show, we're so pumped!

LARRY: (smiling) Yeah, it’s going to be a wild ride.

The camera pans out as the group starts chatting and laughing.

FADE TO BLACK.
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