Make Eminem-style jokes about Clash Royale.
Sure, I can give it a shot! Here are a few Eminem-style jokes about Clash Royale:

I'm the king of Clash Royale, ain't no doubt
My opponents bow down, I make 'em scream and shout
I'll take your tower down, watch it fall like a feather
You thought you had a chance, but I'm the real clan leader

My deck's stacked with troops, I'm the master of the game
I'll zap your troops and watch 'em go up in flames
You thought you had a chance, but you were wrong from the start
I'll take your princess down, leave you with a broken heart

I'm the king of elixir, my game is on point
My arrows hit their mark, watch your troops get disjoint
You thought you had a chance, but you're no match for me
I'll take your tower down, leave you in misery

Hope you liked them!