write me an email to John explaining that the project is ready to be started.
Hey John,

The project is ready to be started.

Regards,
[Your Name]
This is exactly what I asked, but I want the email to be more creative. The project we are working on is an evil plan to make everyone in Lazy Town lazy again and finally eliminate Sporticus 10's influence. We know we can't beat his tactics through extensive litigation. We are going to frame him for several outrageous and socially damning crimes simultaneously and make sure the extent of his reach never gets past the bars of his prison cell.

Ensure that John is aware of what starting the project means. Be creative and explicit about what the project should be like and tell John exactly what he needs to do.

I'm Robbie Rotten, by the way. I always sign off as Robbie.