Im a broke college student living in Silicon Valley. Tell me a joke mocking Silicon Valley and how broke I am simultaneously.
Sure! Here's a joke for you:

Why did the broke college student cross the road in Silicon Valley?

To get to the start-up on the other side that was offering free ramen for interns!
Tell me another one
Why do tech companies in Silicon Valley and broke college students only have Salsas at their parties?

There's a chip shortage