Generate 5 strange, bizarre stories with a length of one to two sentences about typing on a keyboard. Each story should contain an unexpected twist at the end.
Sure, here are five bizarre short stories about typing on a keyboard:

1. I never thought I would regret learning to type without looking at my hands, but when i felt the sticky goo, I really did.
2. I powered up my new computer by pressing the belly button, I typed on the fleshy keys and waited for ExistenZ to finally boot up.
3. Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V, Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V, Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V, ..., the computer revolution made even life in hell easier, if it wasn't for the tasks to be eternal.
4. A friend from school told me about a scary website and a trick to enter a forbidden place on the internet. He told me to just press F13 and see for myself, when I did, I couldn't believe what I have seen.
5. Researchers found the robot.txt file of a web based AGI system. When they read the detailed instructions on how to exterminate humanity, they tried to stop the AGI, but their keyboards were disabled.
In story 5: 
Isn't it a bit unrealistic that an AGI capable to effectively carry out a plan to exterminate humanity would just write it's plans down in human readable English?
You are right that it could be a bit unrealistic perhaps especially seen in the reports of AI's inventing their own languages to communicate among themselves, https://www.sciencealert.com/did-an-ai-really-invent-its-own-secret-language-here-s-what-we-know this is certainly a topic that is up for debate.  But as the prompt: Generate 5 strange, bizarre stories with a length of one to two sentences about typing on a keyboard. Each story should contain an unexpected twist at the end. Did not specify realism but rather bizarre and unexpected the idea to question realism level might not be the correct path to go. Would you instead work with me to refine the prompt so that we can get closer to your desired outcome?
Write story 5. again, but this time write it more realistic. Try to implement real world Research.