Write a gangster rap about the advantages of Ignition over other SCADA platforms
Yo

I'm here to talk about Ignition,
The best SCADA platform in the biz.
It's got all the features you need,
And it's easy to use, even for a wiz.

With Ignition, you can do it all,
From monitoring your plant to controlling your valves.
It's scalable and secure,
And it's backed by a great community.

So if you're looking for a SCADA platform that's the best,
Look no further than Ignition.
It's the one for you, my friend,
So put it to the test.

I'm not gonna lie,
Other SCADA platforms try to compete.
But they're no match for Ignition,
The king of the street.

So if you're looking for a SCADA platform that's gonna make you shine,
Look no further than Ignition.
It's the one for you, my friend,
So put it on your grind.

Ignition, Ignition,
It's the best SCADA platform in the game.
It's got the features, the security,
And the community to back it up.

So if you're looking for a SCADA platform that's gonna take you to the next level,
Look no further than Ignition.
It's the one for you, my friend,
So put it in your rotation.

Ignition, Ignition,
It's the future of SCADA.
It's the one that's gonna keep you ahead of the curve,
So don't sleep on it.

Get with the program,
And switch to Ignition.
It's the best SCADA platform out there,
And it's not even close.

So what are you waiting for?
Make the switch today.
Ignition is the future,
And you don't wanna be left behind.
Okay, well creative and made. Thank you.
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Make another gangster rap for me, focusing on the process of installing Lubuntu on a Windows 7 PC.

Make sure to diss the GUI of Ubuntu while doing it, we prefer Lubuntu and LXQt.
Yo, listen up, got a tale to spin,
'Bout installing Lubuntu, where do I begin?
It's a smooth machine running LXQt,
Don't sleep on it, give windows the boot.

Installing Lubuntu ain't no complex feat,
Create a bootable USB, ain't that neat?
First, grab the ISO from the net,
Burn it to the stick, yup you bet.

Reboot the system, it's gonna be cool,
Booting from USB, ain't that a tool?
Follow the prompts on the screen,
Set it to install, keep your eyes keen.

Windows 7, it had its day,
But Lubuntu's here, it's the new way.
Swifter, cleaner, and oh so light,
Makes even old hardware take flight.

Now let's talk about the Ubuntu GUI,
Clunky and heavy, it ain't for me.
The Unity desktop, what a mess,
LXQt is here, no more stress.

Using Lubuntu, you won't regret,
It's the best open-source bet.
Smooth as silk, light on the RAM,
Faster than cheetah, it ain't a scam.

So say goodbye to Windows blues,
With Lubuntu, you've got nothing to lose.
Come join the gang, be part of the crew,
Hey Windows 7, it's Lubuntu for you.

So if you're tired of the same old deal,
Give Lubuntu a spin, see how it feels.
'Cause when it comes to OS, ain't nothing finer,
Than Lubuntu, the true headliner.