Write a stage script where Todd Howard tries to sell the audience on a Skyrim and Fallout NFTs. Inject just he right amount of sweet little lies.
[Todd enters stage left]
Todd: We've seen...
[Todd pauses, to admire the crowd's cheering]
Todd: We've seen how players have interacted with our world in Fallout 76. We love it. We want to bring you MORE. And, you know what? We hear you. You're tired of the microtransactions, and you think the in game store sucks. We. Listened.
[Todd grins as the crowd screams, excited for more!]
Todd: We've also payed close attention to our Elder Scrolls online players! Believe it or not, we haven't forgotten about you!
[Todd hides this lie beautifully, making it seem as though he actually remembers the Elder Scrolls Online.]
Todd: And today, we are announcing, not just more content for Fallout, but more content for BOTH Fallout 76, AND the Elder Scrolls Online.
[The crowd cheers wildly and Todd stands smug]
Todd: We are delivering to you all, a wildly new experience, by COMPLETELY revamping our storefront technology, to give you...
CapCoins. A new cryptocurrency and NFT platform made for trading caps which you can purchase from us and earn from in game quests, that allow you to purchase and trade cosmetic items and other in game goodies!
[The crowd is silent as Todd pulls up a copy of Fallout 76 on the projector screen behind him. His character is wearing a shiba inu costume and a baseball cap that says HODL]
Todd: The clothing on my character here, these are all NFTs! You can purchase and trade all of these using our new CapCoin currency!
draft a scene where the crowd begins to loudly shout 'Boo!! at Todd in response to seeing the ham fisted sales ploy.
[Todd gestures to the screen behind him, showing off his character in Fallout 76 wearing a shiba inu costume and a baseball cap that says HODL]
Todd: And that's not all! You can also purchase NFTs of your favorite weapons and armor! Imagine being the envy of all your friends with a one-of-a-kind, legendary weapon that only you own!
[The crowd begins to murmur, some people exchanging confused glances]
Todd: And the best part is, you can trade these NFTs with other players! It's like a real economy, right here in the game!
[Suddenly, a loud BOO! erupts from the crowd. Todd looks taken aback, but tries to continue.]
Todd: Come on, guys, don't you want to own a piece of the game? Don't you want to be able to show off your rare items to your friends?
[But the crowd is not convinced. More and more people begin to boo and shout, drowning out Todd's words. Todd looks around nervously, realizing that his sales pitch has fallen flat. He tries to regain control of the situation, but it's too late. The crowd has turned against him.]