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Merge pull request #5 from exitus/patch-1

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@@ -12,9 +12,9 @@ i got ten stacks pushed in my stash
git stash clear, it was gone like that
but have no fear cause i bounce right back
-(bounce right back bounce right back)
+( bounce right back bounce right back )
-some use a gui, and i guess thats fine
+some use a gui, and i guess thats fine
but your boy right here prefers the command line
git init to git the party started
@@ -22,8 +22,8 @@ git add them files and then we git retarded
got got no no no idea what what what is in store
just a touch that file dot-git-ignore
-(dont forget .DS_Store in your gitignore)
-(dont forget .DS_Store in your gitignore)
+( dont forget .DS_Store in your gitignore )
+( dont forget .DS_Store in your gitignore )
thats only if you got mac
so, now we taking the tour
@@ -31,8 +31,8 @@ got files added, don't need no more
yo this is too legit to quit
so its time for the git commit
i do a dash-a to specify them all
-dash -m with the message that ima show yall
-this is the first commit and we standing tall
+dash-m with the message that ima show y'all
+this is the first commit and we standing tall
git push origin master you dont wanna brawl
( why? )
@@ -49,15 +49,14 @@ follow marak right now ( uhh uhh just do it )
( yeah github is pretty cool )
-
-ohh hrmm it that a remote we have
+ohh hrmm is that a remote we have
i wont git merge your branch if the code is bad
your pull request has no tests and you know thats sad
-i got continuos git integration bro, you mad?
+i got continuous git integration bro, you mad?
even chad, could not deny the work flow...
git is a power tool ready to put in work...
-mein, this is the git rap
+mein, this is the git rap
i am your git teacher
and you could get slapped
man, you better check yourself
@@ -69,9 +68,9 @@ so git hubbers just keep iterating
git tag all them versions keep the changelog stating
a brief description of things dun change
always using semantic versioning raaaaanges
-its not dangerous
+its not dangerous
internet strangers
-open-source bangers
+open-source bangers
coding in hangers
pull request slangers
that you dont wanna anger
@@ -94,24 +93,24 @@ so pop that stash like a collared shirt bro
grammers dont go into interactive mode
squash my commit and i will explode
if you regress my feature
-i'll unleashed the hypnotoad
+i'll unleash the hypnotoad
( waaaahhh )
so, back to the lesson at hand
git status to determine to the plan
-git diff color to see where i am
+git diff color to see where i am
i get with git every day i can
this is the git rap and i am the git man
wait you mean li-li-linus, mr linux royal highness
he made git the best he can so you know it is the finest
-anyone not using git needs to be reminded its
+anyone not using git needs to be reminded its
imperative to distribute authors of the code
if we didnt have git the linux kernel would probably explode
so says we all even the hypnotoad
-the shoulders of giants is where we road
+the shoulders of giants is where we rode
we roll in compliance with the history of code
-( code code code code code)
+( code code code code code )
-```
+```
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