Cool-And-Good-Coding-Convetions

This is 100% legit and not a joke™™

Introduction

So you want to be a good coder? Don't. Give up.














Now that the losers are gone let's get to the real talk. To be a good coder you need GOOD code. Let's talk GOOD code. The GOODEST there is. The BESTEST GOODEST CODE.

Bracing style

pffftfptpft!! Who needs consistency? Your code just has to work. Readability is a meme. Just make sure your braces never match up the previous brace.

public void cOOLANDGOODMETHOD(              int sTUFF  
          )
{
                  dOSHIT(



    );
     if
    (
        sOSHIT){                   dOMORESHIT();    }
        }

Indentation

Yo, why care about indentation? just place however many spaces you feel like. And sometimes a tab just to throw people off. F*ck you Karen from HR!

She probably won't read the code anyway but it's just in case.

Casing

The best casing style is aNGRYCASE. Always use aNGRYCASE!!!!!!!!!!!

Use this for anything. I don't care about your privates. Stop sending me pics, Josh.

public void tHISISANANGRYCASEMETHOD(int iNPUT)                      {
                     dOSHITRIGHTNOW(   );}

Comments

No. People will steal your code if they understand what it does.

Naming conventions

Make sure to give your code some creativity by choosing one of the following naming conventions:

• Smashing your keyboard
• Random words (like rAINBOWsHIT)
• Use a password generator
• Random GUID
• Using random characters out of the Unicode table (including 👏😎⭐👌👌🤢)

Using these make sure you'll never jump into any naming problems.

Oh right

never use for loops, they suck. just while

int i = 0;
while(i < 10)
                        {
    // who needs for loops?
    // this is not a comment
    i++;}

Summaries

Just summarize everything but make sure to be very very very very very very very concise and make sure other devs have no fucking clue what you are talking about

/// So basically this code below does the thing where it kinda fixes that one issue ya know
// I can't code

Licensing

Licenses are for pussies

Operating system

Only dev on TempleOS with HolyC

Inheritance

Try to obtain full inheritance via endless legal battles.

Management of sensitive data

Who needs config files? Just hard code that shit

Documentation

You expected people to use your code?

Your political agenda

Also make sure to push your political ideology with your code!

// I hate people with tiny fucking hands. They should be deported.

And make sure to end every source file with a watermark.

/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
////////////////////////////////////////////////ifunny.c🙂//
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

Version Control

I really like Dropbox sync. It's pretty cool and it just makes sure to sync your files with the one your buds have

Databases

Use an excel lib

Testing

Just run it on Kali Linux so you can see whether it gets hakced.