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Because every Node.js server needs to have the Fibonacci sequence so it can be nice and cancerous.
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Latest commit 3567d21 Oct 4, 2011 @NuckChorris Merge pull request #2 from jtwebman/master
This change should allow it to scale better though it will calculate much slower.

README.markdown

What The Fuck?

Well, the idea is that Node needs to make better use of the CPU power on a computer, since it rarely ever hits 50% CPU.

To make up for this woefully inefficient design, I have built this wonderfully helpful middleware that generates the fibonacci sequence recursively, thus using some of your spare CPU power.

Why?

Because without a fibonacci generator, Node.js is complete noncancerous shit.

Wait, what?

IDKLOL ASK TED DZIUBA.

Okay, how do I use it?

First, install it.

npm install express-fibonacci

Then, require it and use it.

var express = require('express');
var app = express.createServer();
var fibonacci = require('express-fibonacci');

app.use(fibonacci(20)); // Go for 20 iterations

app.get('/', function (req, res) {
    res.send(req.fibonacci);
});

app.listen(3030);
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