Because every Node.js server needs to have the Fibonacci sequence so it can be nice and cancerous.
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What The Fuck?

Well, the idea is that Node needs to make better use of the CPU power on a computer, since it rarely ever hits 50% CPU.

To make up for this woefully inefficient design, I have built this wonderfully helpful middleware that generates the fibonacci sequence recursively, thus using some of your spare CPU power.

Why?

Because without a fibonacci generator, Node.js is complete noncancerous shit.

Wait, what?

IDKLOL ASK TED DZIUBA.

Okay, how do I use it?

First, install it using your favourite package manager

yarn add express-fibonacci

or

npm install --save express-fibonacci

Then, require it and use it.

var express = require('express');
var app = express.createServer();
var fibonacci = require('express-fibonacci');

app.use(fibonacci(20)); // Go for 20 iterations

app.get('/', function (req, res) {
	res.send(req.fibonacci);
});

app.listen(3030);