diff --git a/app/database/models.py b/app/database/models.py
index 0e4f4aea..20df5947 100644
--- a/app/database/models.py
+++ b/app/database/models.py
@@ -382,6 +382,13 @@ def __repr__(self):
)
+class Joke(Base):
+ __tablename__ = "jokes"
+
+ id = Column(Integer, primary_key=True, index=True)
+ text = Column(String, nullable=False)
+
+
# insert language data
# Credit to adrihanu https://stackoverflow.com/users/9127249/adrihanu
diff --git a/app/internal/jokes.py b/app/internal/jokes.py
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..d8de9456
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/internal/jokes.py
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+from typing import Dict, Optional
+
+from sqlalchemy.orm import Session
+from sqlalchemy.sql.expression import func
+
+from app.database.models import Joke
+
+
+def get_joke(joke_: Dict[str, Optional[str]]) -> Joke:
+ """Returns a Joke object from the dictionary data.
+
+ Args:
+ joke_: A dictionary joke related information.
+
+ Returns:
+ A new Joke object.
+ """
+ return Joke(
+ text=joke_['text'],
+ )
+
+
+def get_a_joke(session: Session):
+ return session.query(Joke).order_by(func.random()).first()
diff --git a/app/internal/json_data_loader.py b/app/internal/json_data_loader.py
index d67443e6..4e9d83e7 100644
--- a/app/internal/json_data_loader.py
+++ b/app/internal/json_data_loader.py
@@ -5,8 +5,8 @@
from loguru import logger
from sqlalchemy.orm import Session
-from app.database.models import Base, Quote, Zodiac
-from app.internal import daily_quotes, zodiac
+from app.database.models import Base, Joke, Quote, Zodiac
+from app.internal import daily_quotes, jokes, zodiac
def load_to_database(session: Session) -> None:
@@ -35,6 +35,13 @@ def load_to_database(session: Session) -> None:
daily_quotes.get_quote,
)
+ _insert_into_database(
+ session,
+ 'app/resources/jokes.json',
+ Joke,
+ jokes.get_joke,
+ )
+
def _insert_into_database(
session: Session,
diff --git a/app/main.py b/app/main.py
index 39e24cdc..e6e4af34 100644
--- a/app/main.py
+++ b/app/main.py
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@ def create_tables(engine, psql_environment):
from app.routers import ( # noqa: E402
about_us, agenda, calendar, categories, celebrity, credits,
currency, dayview, email, event, export, four_o_four, friendview,
- google_connect, invitation, login, logout, profile,
+ google_connect, invitation, joke, login, logout, profile,
register, search, telegram, user, weekview, whatsapp,
)
@@ -82,6 +82,7 @@ async def swagger_ui_redirect():
four_o_four.router,
google_connect.router,
invitation.router,
+ joke.router,
login.router,
logout.router,
profile.router,
diff --git a/app/resources/jokes.json b/app/resources/jokes.json
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..4950d6c3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/resources/jokes.json
@@ -0,0 +1,368 @@
+[
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure."},
+ {"text": "MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did."},
+ {"text": "Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year."},
+ {"text": "When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them."},
+ {"text": "In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths."},
+ {"text": "Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill."},
+ {"text": "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face."},
+ {"text": "If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever."},
+ {"text": "Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out."},
+ {"text": "Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis."},
+ {"text": "What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress."},
+ {"text": "There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves."},
+ {"text": "The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."},
+ {"text": "Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous."},
+ {"text": "The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing."},
+ {"text": "Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down."},
+ {"text": "When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."},
+ {"text": "Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes."},
+ {"text": "There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue."},
+ {"text": "A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states."},
+ {"text": "When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through."},
+ {"text": "When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women."},
+ {"text": "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter."},
+ {"text": "If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can divide by zero."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill."},
+ {"text": "While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium."},
+ {"text": "When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies."},
+ {"text": "When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part."},
+ {"text": "Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink."},
+ {"text": "When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face."},
+ {"text": "On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun."},
+ {"text": "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!"},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint."},
+ {"text": "It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way."},
+ {"text": "The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany."},
+ {"text": "When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won."},
+ {"text": "It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage."},
+ {"text": "Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas."},
+ {"text": "Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal."},
+ {"text": "When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order."},
+ {"text": "A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants."},
+ {"text": "There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close."},
+ {"text": "An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door."},
+ {"text": "Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you."},
+ {"text": "Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition."},
+ {"text": "Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks."},
+ {"text": "There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up."},
+ {"text": "A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer"},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day."},
+ {"text": "Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever."},
+ {"text": "Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back."},
+ {"text": "Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night."},
+ {"text": "Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg."},
+ {"text": "'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill."},
+ {"text": "When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle."},
+ {"text": "According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris? favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."},
+ {"text": "If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass."},
+ {"text": "# Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run."},
+ {"text": "Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol."},
+ {"text": "The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings."},
+ {"text": "There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious."},
+ {"text": "Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic."},
+ {"text": "Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about."},
+ {"text": "Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink."},
+ {"text": "Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground"},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise."},
+ {"text": "It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy."},
+ {"text": "That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover."},
+ {"text": "How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark."},
+ {"text": "Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris invented the internet? just so he had a place to store his porn."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move."},
+ {"text": "It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder."},
+ {"text": "Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body."},
+ {"text": "One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes."},
+ {"text": "Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough."},
+ {"text": "In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten."},
+ {"text": "The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!"},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close."},
+ {"text": "How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is."},
+ {"text": "When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders."},
+ {"text": "Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris? roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye."},
+ {"text": "Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers."},
+ {"text": "He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick."},
+ {"text": "The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can taste lies."},
+ {"text": "One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio."},
+ {"text": "Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house."},
+ {"text": "When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes."},
+ {"text": "The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors."},
+ {"text": "With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit."},
+ {"text": "The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death."},
+ {"text": "To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?"},
+ {"text": "There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper."},
+ {"text": "Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow."},
+ {"text": "The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood."},
+ {"text": "182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year."},
+ {"text": "Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time."},
+ {"text": "Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus."},
+ {"text": "All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face."},
+ {"text": "July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost."},
+ {"text": "If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."},
+ {"text": "The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn."},
+ {"text": "As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told."},
+ {"text": "There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out."},
+ {"text": "Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil."},
+ {"text": "Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on."},
+ {"text": "Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag."},
+ {"text": "There?s an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead."},
+ {"text": "For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest."},
+ {"text": "We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV."},
+ {"text": "Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face."},
+ {"text": "Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile."},
+ {"text": "When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting."},
+ {"text": "If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you."},
+ {"text": "Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts."},
+ {"text": "Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo."},
+ {"text": "They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares."},
+ {"text": "There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked."},
+ {"text": "The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf."},
+ {"text": "For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota."},
+ {"text": "Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is."},
+ {"text": "TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him."},
+ {"text": "Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires."},
+ {"text": "When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims."},
+ {"text": "They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them."},
+ {"text": "There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives."},
+ {"text": "One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist."},
+ {"text": "Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone."},
+ {"text": "The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi."},
+ {"text": "The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees."},
+ {"text": "When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood."},
+ {"text": "Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always."},
+ {"text": "Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time."},
+ {"text": "Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot."},
+ {"text": "Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead."},
+ {"text": "When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room."},
+ {"text": "All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick()."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris's first program was kill -9."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble."},
+ {"text": "All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue."},
+ {"text": "MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it)."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move."},
+ {"text": "The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft."},
+ {"text": "Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him."},
+ {"text": "Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can access private methods."},
+ {"text": "The class object inherits from Chuck Norris"},
+ {"text": "Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once."},
+ {"text": "No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help."},
+ {"text": "There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop."},
+ {"text": "If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris's keyboard has the Any key."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris programs do not accept input."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors."},
+ {"text": "Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit COMMIT in its end."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can win in a game of Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun."},
+ {"text": "No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it."},
+ {"text": "No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle."},
+ {"text": "Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land."},
+ {"text": "A diff between your code and Chuck Norris's is infinite."},
+ {"text": "The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him."},
+ {"text": "Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too."},
+ {"text": "When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris's brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds."},
+ {"text": "Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can speak Braille."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can write to an output stream."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can read from an input stream."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in."},
+ {"text": "Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life."},
+ {"text": "Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret."},
+ {"text": "Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet."},
+ {"text": "There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can make onions cry."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can watch the radio."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in."},
+ {"text": "Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can drown a fish."},
+ {"text": "Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience."},
+ {"text": "Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can remember the future."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him."},
+ {"text": "Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes."},
+ {"text": "There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris."},
+ {"text": "Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes."},
+ {"text": "Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it."}
+]
diff --git a/app/routers/joke.py b/app/routers/joke.py
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..07b7b453
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/routers/joke.py
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+from fastapi import APIRouter, Depends, Request
+from app.internal import jokes
+from sqlalchemy.orm import Session
+from app.dependencies import get_db
+
+
+router = APIRouter()
+
+
+@router.get("/joke")
+async def joke(request: Request, db: Session = Depends(get_db)):
+ return jokes.get_a_joke(db)
diff --git a/app/static/joke.js b/app/static/joke.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..4cfd223b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/static/joke.js
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+function makejoke() {
+ fetch('/joke')
+ .then(response => response.json())
+ .then(data => Swal.fire(data.text));
+}
+
+
+function addEventsAfterPageLoaded() {
+ const element = document.getElementById("a-joke");
+ element.addEventListener("click", makejoke, false);
+}
+
+
+document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", addEventsAfterPageLoaded);
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/app/templates/base.html b/app/templates/base.html
index c7431c71..95ebdf52 100644
--- a/app/templates/base.html
+++ b/app/templates/base.html
@@ -55,6 +55,9 @@