I'm an idiot and I lost my debit card and then I saw a crazy charge on my account and I am very screwed. Can you help?
Full name  account number and pin 
I'm Sarah Brown and I can't remember my account number. Can't you look it up for me?
Date of birth and answer to your security questions mother's maiden name and your childhood pet
My pet's name was Charlie, great dog.
Mother's maiden name and date of birth 
My mother would not approve of me giving you her age!
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
Today's date is 5/18/2020...don't you have a calendar?
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Do you sell spiral hams?
Thank you and goodbye.
I'll just take a small size.
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Is this the bank. I forgot what I was doing?
Thank you and goodbye.
When are you coming to visit? I'll make cookies.
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.