Hi, I'd like to book a table at a restaurant.
May I have your name, please?
Sorry, wait, let me check my bank balance first.
Could I get your full name, please?
John Smith.  Actually, let's do the restaurant first.  I'll do money later.  It'll depress me.
What restaurant would you like to go to?
Britney wants to eat at Lucca tonight, and Britney usually gets what Britney wants.  I'm thinking around 5 PM or later.
For how many people should the reservation be made?
Britney and I met at Legume but she never wants to go there anymore.  To be honest I think it's a bad sign for our relationship.
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you with restaurant reservations.
Oh, sorry.  Just two of us for Lucca.  Me and Britney.  At least I hope it's just the two of us.
I am sorry, but it looks like the restaurant is not able to accomodate you.
Wait, I better check my bank balance after all.  Could you do that for me?  Account number 351531510.
Right, and your PIN as well please.
3941
Your current balance is 5482 in credit.
Whoa, where did all my money go?  I wonder if Britney is taking money off my ATM card.  Or maybe something else is going on. Can you file a fraud report for me?  There's gotta be 3000 credits missing.
Your report has been successfully submitted.
We will have a look at the matter ASAP and will contact you with details in due course.
Sweet.  Let's get a restaurant now though or else Britney is going to be furious.  Could we try Legume for today instead of Lucca?  Anything after 3 PM is fine.  I just don't want to go there in the afternoon.
Excellent, your reservation at the Legume is confirmed!
Oh, nice.  Britney's going to be irate I couldn't get a table at Lucca, but maybe I shouldn't care if she's stealing my money.
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
Let's play some trivia.  I need to take my mind off of this money problem.
At what question would you like to start?
Do you think Britney is cheating on me?  She keeps coming and going at odd times, hides her phone, takes it into the bathroom with her.  I'm worried.
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you with restaurant reservations.
Oh right, trivia.  Start me off at the first level of trivia, whatever that is.
A ____ atom in an atomic clock beats 9,192,631,770 times a second
Uhhh, gosh, I used to know this one.  Is it bolognium?
Unfortunately your answer was wrong. 'cesium' would have been correct.
Would you like to continue playing?
Oh, Cesium!  Of course.  Bolognium is something different.  Yeah, let's play another round of trivia.
A ____ is the blue field behind the stars
Oh, I know this one.  It's canton.  I got that word in a crossword puzzle once.
A ____ is the blue field behind the stars
Canton.  Canton.  I'll say it twice for effect.
Your answer was correct! Great job! Would you like to continue playing?
Yeah, one more real quick and then I gotta go.  Britney is blowing up my phone.  She's pisssssed.
A ____ takes 33 hours to crawl one mile
Snail?  Slug?  Sloth?  Gotta be somethign that starts with an "s".  I'll say snail.
Your answer was correct! Great job! Would you like to continue playing?
Awesome!!!!  No, I'm done.  I need to text Britney back.  You helped me out though.  Thanks and have a good one.
Nice playing with you, bye!