Oh no I need help!
Hello, how can I help?
I lost my wallet AGAIN!  Can you help me check my account balance?
Right, and your PIN as well please.
My name is Tyler Jones.  Account number is 95381901 and PIN is 3100.
Your current balance is 7691 in credit.
No way!  It should be 7691.99!  Someone stole 99 cents from me I need to file a fraud report.
Could you provide a detailed fraud report now, please?
Yeah someone stole 99 cents from me.  They got 99 problems when I find out who did it.
Your report has been successfully submitted.
We will have a look at the matter ASAP and will contact you with details in due course.
Great.  Well at least I still have 7691 to go blow on dinner.  Can you help me make a reservation?
For what time should the reservation be made?
6 pm please.  That will give me time to go find my 99 cents.
For how many people should the reservation be made?
26.  Me and all my homies are going!
Great, the Cactus Club is happy to accommodate you.
Can I confirm your reservation with them?
Yeah that sounds good.  Weird name I wonder if they serve cactus.
I am sorry, but the reservation request was not successful.
Well let's change the time to 7 pm.
I am sorry, but the reservation request was not successful.
Can we try Legume then?
I am sorry, but the reservation request was not successful.
Well what the heck.  Tamirand maybe?
I am sorry, but the reservation request was not successful.
Can you try Lucca?
Excellent, your reservation at the Lucca is confirmed!
Ok coolio!  Can I play some trivia now?
At what question would you like to start?
Question 5.  I know all the answers from there so it helps me look smart.
A 'sirocco' refers to a type of ____
wind.  pssssssh easy.
Your answer was correct! Great job! Would you like to continue playing?
Yeah just to impress you with my intelligence.
A 3 1/2' floppy disk measures ____ & 1/2 inches across
3.  
Your answer was correct! Great job! Would you like to continue playing?
Yeah one more to impress you even more.  I'll even give you the answer before you ask the question.  Do not iron.
A 300,000 pound wedding dress made of platinum was once exhibited, and in the instructions from the designer was a warning. What was it
Do not iron see how smart I am?
Your answer was correct! Great job! Would you like to continue playing?
Nah I am probably about to blow your circuits will how impressed you are.  I better go get ready for dinner!  Thank for all the help!
Nice playing with you, bye!