Help! I'm getting scammed out of my hard earned money
Could I get your full name, please?
Brian White
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I don't remember...
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
Hello? Are you still there?
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
Where am I? Are we on Mars?
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Don't worry Jeff, I am social distancing on Mars
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Oh okay, I am flying back to Earth for dinner. We are eating blueberry muffins
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
To be or not to be. That is the cherry
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Oh okay.. bye
Thank you and goodbye.