I have lost my debit card and before i could cancel it, somebody withdrew $300 at an ATM.
Could I get your full name, please?
 Brain White
What was your mother's maiden name?
Taylor
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
huh, what going on> What are you asking again. I'm sorry i'm 93 and have some mental condition
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
Oh okay, its Charlie
Right, and your PIN as well please.
Its 1943 the year i got married, and it was such a great day that day
Can you tell me your account number, please?
 sorry my pin is 9431
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okay, great
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
no that will be all thank you and goodbye
Thank you and goodbye.