Hello
Hello, how can I help?
I want to go somewhere fancy. But fancy for me may be McDonald's. I need to check my bank balance. Fingers crossed.
Could I get your full name, please?
Vlad...I mean, John Smith. Yes, my name is John Smith.
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I have a craving for...food...yeah, for food.
Can you tell me your account number, please?
My account number is 68318931
Right, and your PIN as well please.
Actually, I need to check the weather. I have a condition, the sun, it...weakens me. I need bad weather. What is the weather like in Pittsburgh June 4th Monday
It will be Cloudy all day on Monday in Pittsburgh, with temperatures of around 1 degrees celsius.
Oh, praise the Prince of...Prince of England, of course. I'm so glad. If it was too sunny, I might have had to have sent my assistant Renfield out.
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
Oh yes, my bank. Is my blood bank full...I mean, my bank account. Yes, bank account. My PIN is 3941
Your current balance is 8131 in credit.
Excellent. I need to dine on a juicy steak, extra raw and bloody. How about rserving a table at a steak place?
For what time should the reservation be made?
6PM
For how many people should the reservation be made?
2. Lucy just loves steak.
Great, the Lucca is happy to accommodate you.
Can I confirm your reservation with them?
Excellent. Yes, please book it.
I am sorry, but the reservation request was not successful.
Lucca! Ha, I just remembered. They bathe their food in garlic. It offends my sensibilities. No matter, I will make other...accommodations. 
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
That is all. Stay safe. The night is dark, and full of terrors.
Goodbye.