Help!  I took the wrong bus again!
Where do you need to go?
To my hot date!  It's somewhere near 5th and Main.
Do you want to drive, walk, or use public transit?
I think I'll walk.  I'm ready to go now.  2 pm.
Walk east for 10 minutes on University Boulevard. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
Oh no I get confused with east and west.  Can you give me some more details?
Walk east (away from the school) for 10 minutes on University Boulevard. You will pass a library. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
Ok makes much more sense please proceed.
Turn right on Allison Road, right after the McDonalds. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
Allison Road!  That was a Gin Blossoms song.  Remember that?  Now I can't drive on Allison Road.  You may proceed.
There's no telling what I might find On Allison Road!  Turn left after the park and your destination will be on the left.
Nice!  You have good musical taste.  Ok great thank you!
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
Can you get me tickets to a Gin Blossoms concert?
hahaha!  Soon :)
Thank you a
Thank you and goodbye.