Hi, John speaking and I'd like to reserve a table for 2 @ Lucca tonight @ 7 pm.
For how many people should the reservation be made?
2
Great, the Lucca is happy to accommodate you.
Can I confirm your reservation with them?
Yes, please do
Excellent, your reservation at the Lucca is confirmed!
My girlfriend raves about this place.  She and her ex-husband use to eat there all of the time.
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
I need to check my bank balance.
Could I get your full name, please?
John Smith, no middle name
Can you tell me your account number, please?
85731890
Right, and your PIN as well please.
Don't know my PIN, but it's Bank of America
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
I don't want to, but it is it necessary?
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
OK it's 31/06/1996  I'm a Cancerian.
What was your mother's maiden name?
Sanchez
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
Nemo, a goldfish, not much of a pet, but I'm allergic to animals with fur or feathers.
Your current balance is 9282 in credit.
That can't be right.  There should be 500 more in there. Can you check again?
Your current balance is 4468 in credit.
It's going down as we speak!  I bet it was that tarot card reader that my girlfriend went to.  I loaned her my debit card for it.  I think I need to file a fraud report.
Could you provide a detailed fraud report now, please?
Yes file one for me!
What should I list as the fraud?
Missing money. Possible theft from psychic.
Your report has been successfully submitted.
We will have a look at the matter ASAP and will contact you with details in due course.
Thanks
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
Maybe one game of trivia to calm me down a bit.
At what question would you like to start?
Your pick
A ____ atom in an atomic clock beats 9,192,631,770 times a second
nuclear
Unfortunately your answer was wrong. 'cesium' would have been correct.
Would you like to continue playing?
Yes, I can't end on a wrong answer.  Pick another please.
A ____ is the blue field behind the stars
canton
Your answer was correct! Great job! Would you like to continue playing?
No, want to end on a high note.  Thanks.
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
No
Nice playing with you, bye!
You too. Thanks!
No problem!