hello, can you help me check my balance? My name is Brian White.
Can you tell me your account number, please?
Uh, I actually can't remember it. Come to think of it, can't remember my PIN either..
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
12/12/2001
What was your mother's maiden name?
Wong
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
Poppy
Your current balance is 6158 in credit.