hey I need help with my bank
Could I get your full name, please?
Sarah Brown
Can you tell me your account number, please?
something is happening with $10 transfers over the past week. I dont have the account number on me.
Right, and your PIN as well please.
PIN, I was in the girl scouts and got a lot of pins.  
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
No, but I want to know where my $10 transfers are going?
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
Is there an alternate security question?
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
I think my pin is 1596
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
No, but I am old enough to know whats happening in my account.
Can you tell me your account number, please?
Sarah Brown. PIN is 1596.  No idea what the account number is. There is a security question though.
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
Charlie
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.