I need help, somebody transferred $500 out of my account!
Hello, how can I help?
My Name is John Smith, and I need help with my account.
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I don't know my account number.
Right, and your PIN as well please.
Wait, who are you? Why are you talking to me?
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
I think you're some sort of scammer trying to trick me!
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
Look, I'm trying to run for president here but if you don't want to vote for me, you should vote for some other Biden, okay fat?
Thank you and goodbye.
Wait a second buddy, why did you start texting me?
Thank you and goodbye.
I don't know why you say goodbye. Now that's a good lyric, if you ask me.
Thank you and goodbye.
Oh, are we done talking? Okay, goodbye Martha, have a nice day.
Thank you and goodbye.