I want a room at the Hilton.
May I have your name, please?
My name is John and actually I want to try Shadyside instead.
When are you arriving?
1st to 16th!
Alright, the Shadyside Inn ticks all of your boxes, can I book this room for you?
Sorry! Shadyside looks gross. Lets try Old Town Inn because it's more authentic looking.
Alright, the Old Town Inn ticks all of your boxes, can I book this room for you?
Yeah! Let's do it! This travel blog is making me so excited about this trip!
I'm sorry, but your booking request failed.
Ahh crap! Can we change those dates to the 12th-24th? Somebodie getting married! (Not me.)
I'm very sorry, but there is no room available at the Old Town Inn for your requested dates.
My partner's brother is a bother, but I mean, he's helping pay for the trip, so I guess I better go. I'm making him buy me fish and chips, since you know, London and all! 
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you reserve a hotel room.
Ahh well. Nevermind! Thanks for your help and listening to me blather.
Thank you and goodbye.