Hey, I've just had a heck of a day.
Hello, how can I help?
I don't even know where to start. I'm hungry let's start there.
Would you like to reserve a restaurant? 
Maybe Legume. See if they have anything for 4 pm today.
May I have your name, please?
John Smith
For how many people should the reservation be made?
just me, I prefer to eat alone.
I am sorry, but it looks like the restaurant is not able to accomodate you.
Drat. Try somewhere else, anywhere but Cactus Club. I hate that place.
Great, the Lucca is happy to accommodate you.
Can I confirm your reservation with them?
Perfect, after that we need to do a little banking.
I am sorry, but the reservation request was not successful.
can you just double check that for me.
Excellent, your reservation at the Lucca is confirmed!
Good job! Persistence always pays off.
Indeed it does. Now on to banking?
Yes, can you show me my balance?
Can you tell me your account number, please?
 68318931
Right, and your PIN as well please.
I don't remember it, I'm so sorry. 
Not a problem, I'll just ask you some security questions. First can I have your mothers maiden name?
Sanders
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
Charlie, he was a good dog. I miss him every day. He got run over by a bus in front of the Cactus Club.
I'm very sorry to hear that happened. May I have your date of birth to finish this authentication?
thanks for the kind thoughts. 1/06/1996
Your current balance is 5394 in credit.
Wow, that's not right! That's way too much money in there. Perhaps my friend the Nigerian Prince put extra money in my account.
Would you like to submit a fraud report?
I'm not sure, I'd like to keep the extra money but I don't want to get in trouble.
Just let me know if you would like me to.
Let me text my mom, ask me a trivia question while I wait, Start at number 7.
A 300,000 pound wedding dress made of platinum was once exhibited, and in the instructions from the designer was a warning. What was it
tumble dry low? 
The answer to this question would have been 'do not iron'. Would you like to continue playing?
NO, my mom said not to file a report either. That's all that I needed today.
Nice playing with you, bye!