I need help!
Hello, how can I help?
My debit card was lost and somebody used it to withdraw $300 at an ATM!
Could I get your full name, please?
Tyler Jones
Can you tell me your account number, please?
Wait, who are you? What are we talking about?
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Are you some sort of robot? What is this, some sort of game to you robots?
Could you provide a detailed fraud report now, please?
I didn't serve two tours in Korea to end up talking to some damned robot!
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
You're a fraud! This whole thing is a fraud. Damned robots, taking over everything!
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
I want to report you as a fraud. You're a dirty robot pretending to be a human being!
Can you tell me your account number, please?
No. I'm sick of talking to robots! Goodbye!
Thank you and goodbye.