Hi, I'm in a desperate situation.
Hello, how can I help?
I took the wrong bus, am totally lost and I have a hot date waiting for me somewhere near the airport.
Where do you need to go?
The airport I guess.  Pretty cryptic text message from my date didn't help.
Do you want to drive, walk, or use public transit?
I'm trying to figure it out.  My sense of direction is poor. How can you help me?
The way I can help is by determining how you are travelling.  Are you walking?  Are you driving?  Do you want to take public transport?
The bus didn't work and unless a car magically appears, I'm walking.
Walk east for 10 minutes on University Boulevard. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
More details.  I don't have a compass, but I could use one now.
Walk east (away from the school) for 10 minutes on University Boulevard. You will pass a library.
Keep going.  I'll have to stop in the library for water. 
Turn right on Allison Road, right after the McDonalds. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
I'm walking, listening, drenched in sweat and not expecting a second date, but keep going.
Turn left after the park and your destination will be on the left. Do you know how to reach your destination or would you require more detailed instructions?
I can reach it, but finding my date's another issue altogether.
Turn left after the park and your destination will be on the left next to the grey apartment building.
OK Got it
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
No. I have to help myself
Thank you and goodbye.
Thanks!
Good luck!