Hi there is suspicious activity on my account with frequent money transfers over 10 dollars the past week
Could I get your full name, please?
Sarah Brown, PIN is 9503
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I don't know it
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
Polly like polly had a cracker hahahaha, wait who am I talking to? Are you Elvis?
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
I left my pants at the grocery store, I need help finding them
Hello, how can I help?
I am a flying panda, look at my rainbow boots
Are you ok ma'am?
Ma'am? That's what they used to call my 3rd grade teacher. Is this the 1930s again?
Do you still need help with your banking Mrs. Brown?
I need help with my glasses, I can't find them! 
Did you check your head, they can often be found there? Can I help with anything else?
Ahhh I found them. Thank you! Good bye.
Thank you and goodbye.