Hi, I want to make a reservation at the Hyatt.
May I have your name, please?
Actually, I think my friend recommended the Hilton, so I'd rather stay there.
May I have your name, please?
My name's Alexis, and if you don't book me a room with a balcony I'm going to scream!
When are you arriving?
Wait, no, I want a room with a balcony at the Shadyside instead.
When are you arriving?
I read this great article about the balconies at the Shadyside from this blog I really like. Maybe you should read it, so you can learn how to appreciate balconies like I do.
When are you arriving?
My brother is in London so I want to get a room from the 7th to the 30th next month.
Alright, the Shadyside Inn ticks all of your boxes, can I book this room for you?
I'd rather stay here in America, but I have to go to the wedding, even though my brother's fiance is a real piece of work.
Alright, the Shadyside Inn ticks all of your boxes, can I book this room for you?
Geeze, okay, repetitive much?
I'm sorry, but your booking request failed.
Ugh, fine, I guess I'll just stay in a cardboard box like a bum. Goodbye forever!
Thank you and goodbye.