Help! Someone stole $500 from me!
I'm sorry to hear that, let's start by getting your full name.
Brian White
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I don't remember it, I'm sorry
That's not a problem sir. I can authenticate your account with your date of birth. Can you share that with me?
I am seeing things again, oh my god
Sir, are you feeling okay?
I can see the future, you are in trouble!
Is there any chance that you can see your date of birth? That would allow me to access your account.
I am an old soul, so old.
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
The paper, the paper is everywhere
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
Help my mother, she is in the afterlife
Does she have your date of birth, by any chance?
She does! Thank you for your help today
Thanks sir, and please contact us with any future banking needs that may arise.