Please help I have  lost my debit card and before i could cancel it, somebody withdrew $300 at an ATM.
I will try to help. What is your full name, account number and PIN?
Brian White.
Thanks. I also need your account number and PIN.
My pin number is 5380 but I can not remember the account number.
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
I was born long ago. My father was a farmer. He kept pigs. They are very messy. Have you tried farming yourself?
No, that's interesting though. Please provide your date of birth. 
Sorry but I can not remember that.
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
I am afraid I will loose my money if you do not help me.
I would love to help, but I need be able to authenticate your identity, and really need your birth date to do so.
I am 93 years old so that is hard for me. Anyyway thanks for your help
I'm sorry.