Yes, someone has transferred $500 from my account
Could I get your full name, please?
Tyler Jones
Right, and your PIN as well please.
my pin # is 0314
Can you tell me your account number, please?
What going on. What where you asking me? I'm 93 and forgetful sometimes 
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
I don't know my account number and my birthdate is 2/10/1026
Do you know security answer 1?
Yes its the name of my pet i had when i was a child. the first pet my parents said i could get i was so excited for Nemo
Provide me with security answer 2 please.
i didn't know i  had a security question 2, I only know the answer to the first one
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
I need help because someone transferred $500 from my account 
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
Okay, thank you i will try again another time
Thank you and goodbye.