Help, someone took $500 from me!
Could I get your full name, please?
John Smith
Right, and your PIN as well please.
5380
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I am hearing things again.
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
I don't know who is talking to me anymore
What was your mother's maiden name?
She was a beautiful woman
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
Buddy!
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
Shoot! The deer are crawling through the drainage pipes again
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
That is it, thank you
Thank you and goodbye.