The ship is under attack!  I need to get onto the combat deck to defend it and save our skins!  But I'm locked out.
Please provide your name.
I'm Yoda.
Please provide your rank.
Good lord, we've been hit.  I don't think we're going to make it.
Please enter the code.
I'm a bartender.  I don't have the code.
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you with the access codes of the spaceship.
Wait, I just got a message.  I'm now the acting captain.  Holy moly, a lot of people must have just died for me to get promoted to Captain.
Please enter the code.
Wait, here's the old Captain's lifeless corpse.  He's holding a note that reads, "Access Code: 031431."  Try 031431.  And for the love of all things, hurry!
The door is now unlocked.
I'm going in and I'm going to save us all.  Well, those of us who are still alive.  And one day people all across the galaxy are going to remember the name "Yoda.'
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
I just saved the ship.  Some congratulations would be nice.  Otherwise I'm fine.
Goodbye.