I'll like to file a fraud report
Could I get your full name, please?
Tyler Jones
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I don't have it
Right, and your PIN as well please.
7402
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
I'm 93 years old! I can't remember!
What was your mother's maiden name?
I can't remember
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
I really need this
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
I really need this done and over with
Unfortunately, I do not have enough information to file a fraud report.
goodbye
Thank you and goodbye.