Hello.  I would like to play some trivia!
At what question would you like to start?
Questions 5 please.
A 'sirocco' refers to a type of ____
I think the answer is wind.
Your answer was correct! Great job! Would you like to continue playing?
Yes please.  Bring it on!
A 3 1/2' floppy disk measures ____ & 1/2 inches across
7?
Unfortunately your answer was wrong. 'three' would have been correct.
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Darn.  These questions are hard for me.  Yes let's keep going.
A 300,000 pound wedding dress made of platinum was once exhibited, and in the instructions from the designer was a warning. What was it
Do not wear?
Unfortunately your answer was wrong. 'do not iron' would have been correct.
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Ohhh I was close.  Yes please.
A bird in the hand is worth ____
The bush!
Your answer was correct! Great job! Would you like to continue playing?
Well 2 in the bush but you know what I meant.  Yes let's do one more question!
A block of compressed coal dust used as fuel
Is it a bodkin?
Unfortunately your answer was wrong. 'briquette' would have been correct.
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D'oh!  Nope I think I'm done I clearly don't know my trivia.
Nice playing with you, bye!