I'm lost. I fell asleep on the bus. Help me out
Hello, how can I help?
I want directions to 5th and Main. My hot date is patiently waiting
Do you want to drive, walk, or use public transit?
Drive as long as a woman isn't my driver
Ha ha ha!  
Directions please
Go east on Forbes towards Murray. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
East? What direction is that?
Drive east (towards the tall brown building) on Forbes towards Murray. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
Oh, okay. Go on. I hate the drivers here. So slow
Turn right and drive for 1.6 kilometers and turn left on Murray. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
Murray? My best friend is named that. I wish I could turn left on him
Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
Please proceed
Drive for 700 meters until you reach Wilkins Avenue. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
I'd drive 700 miles if I could just see you
There are no more directions - you have reached your destination.
Oh, yes. I'm here. Thank you. Bye
Thank you and goodbye.