Someone stole my hard earned cash. Can you help? It was $500 and I need that to pay off my bookie.
Could I get your full name, please?
My name is Jane Doe. My parents were medical examiners before they retired.
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I don't remember it. My PIN is 3941
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
Incitatus, is that you? My beloved pet! Have you returned to me?
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
I don't remember it! Hold on. Let me ask my pet cat, Rum Tum.
What was your mother's maiden name?
My mother used to be a royal woman in Emperor Caligula's court. He called her beloved somethingorother. Could that be it?
What was your mother's maiden name?
I am so confused. I forgot to take my pills today. I'm so sorry.
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
My pet was named Charlie. Oh how I miss that jellical cat!
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
That is alright. My great grandson is visiting later. He can take me to the bank. Thank you anyway.
Thank you and goodbye.