Yo, something funny is up with my account. I keep seeing these $10 transactions going out and I don't know who this fool is.
Could I get your full name, please?
Tyler Jones
Can you tell me your account number, please?
Yeah it's 9931939443153. Big money Jones.
Right, and your PIN as well please.
Man, I can't remember that. I do wire transfers, not the ATM.
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
Oh, hold up. I found this in my wallet. It says 7402 and 0314. Those might be my PIN numbers. Maybe I wrote it down bro.
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How did somebody get in my bank? I bet it was Tonya. That's my baby's momma. She's always saying I don't give her enough.
I understand sir. Mothers always want money from fathers.
Yeah man, it is hard out her for a man just trying to get the big money.
Good luck - and have a great weekend!
Thanks bro! You too!
Thank you and goodbye.