Hey mr bank computer someones stealing money from my account
Could I get your full name, please?
Jane Doe
Account number and pin
my pin is 7402 but I dont rememver by acct number sorry
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
4/2/1927
What was your mother's maiden name?
why would you need to know that? Who are you?
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
I know who has been stealing my money. Its that guy that installed that 5g tower.
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
ha buddy! he was such a good boi
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
t the 5g guy
Thank you and goodbye.
I dont know who you are but you seem pleasant enough. good bye  sweety.
Thank you and goodbye.