Oh man, this is a disaster.  I'm going to screw up my chance with Chantel.  Please help me find where I'm going!
Where do you need to go?
I've got at a smoking hot date somewhere near 5th and Main.  If I can find my way there, I think I'll be okay.  Please help.
Do you want to drive, walk, or use public transit?
I'm on foot.  I'm huffing it.
Turn right on El Camino Real. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
Okay, got it.  I'm booking it down El Camino Real as we speak.
After 5 blocks, turn right on Castro St. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
Right on Castro St.  No problem.  Keep going.  I can almost smell her.
Walk for 3 blocks and turn left at the pub. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
I can't believe I'm doing this again.  I stood her up a week ago and had to beg for another chance, and I go and do this.  Unbelievable.
Your destination will be on the left. Do you know how to reach your destination or would you require more detailed instructions?
Okay, I just got by the pub.  Can you give me the last directions again, with a little more detail?
Your destination will be on the left besides the ice cream store. Do you know how to reach your destination or would you require more detailed instructions?
Nice, I'm here.  5th and Main.  There's the ice cream store, just like you said.  I might still have a chance to score with Chantel.  Thanks!
Thank you and goodbye.