I think i just lost my wallet and my debit card was inside, i whant to cancel it please help
Could I get your full name, please?
Its Tyler Jones
Can you tell me your account number, please?
i dont rembember it, but i know my pin its 3941
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
What? why? what i was doing here? Who are you?
Since you don't have your account number, I need to verify your account.
Why? who are you why do you want my account? are you the guy that stealed my wallet? 
I am the bank and can only help you if you verify your account.
Ok then, verify my account im Tyler Jones
Can you tell me your account number, please?
No whats that, my daughter told me not to talk with strangers about my bank account
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
Authenticate me for what? I dont whant to go to the army, i survived one war, i dont need that
Your wallet was stolen.  I am trying to file a report.
Ah, i will call the police then, i dont need any further help from you bye
Thank you and goodbye.