Hello I lost my debit card, I need to cancel it because someone withdrew 300 bucks from an ATM
Could I get your full name, please?
Katarina Miller
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I don't remember, my PIN is 9431
What was your mother's maiden name?
Your mother's maiden name is Hello Kitty. I am a firefly
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
I had a pet rock. His name was rocky the rock.
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
What is that? I don't understand what that is?
The date when you are born
Johnny is that you?
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Where is Johnny?? He took my baby!
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Oh okay. Good bye.
Is there anything else that I can do for you?