Hello I need some help!
Could you provide a detailed fraud report now, please?
someone withdrew $300 from an ATM off my debit card after I lost it
Could I get your full name, please?
Sarah Brown
Can you tell me your account number, please?
Who are you again?
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I don't remember.  I am 93 years old and it's hard to remember things all the time.
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
That is so long ago... what about my childhood pet's name.. it was Buddy
What was your mother's maiden name?
Oh my goodness you might as well ask me who the 30th president of the US was.... Monroe?
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
July 4th 1927
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Oh great!  Hopefully someone will find my 3 dollars!  Thank you!
Thank you and goodbye.