Halp! I lost my card and someone stole $300
Could I get your full name, please?
Brian White
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I dont remember it I'm sorry
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
I'm 93 and let me tell you it's no fun getting old. Now I'm not old yet but I'm getting there. 
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
4/1/1927
What was your mother's maiden name?
I why would you need to know that? That's a strange thing to ask someone.
I need to authenticate your account. May I please have your mother's maiden name?
oh Jones
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
Nemo. Poor nemo.  :(
Could you provide a detailed fraud report now, please?
i lost my card and someone took $300 out before i could cancel
Your report has been successfully submitted.
We will have a look at the matter ASAP and will contact you with details in due course.
excellent thank you have a good one
Thank you and goodbye.