Hello, there is suspicious activity on my bank account
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I don't remember it sadly
Could I get your full name, please?
Jane Doe
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
Hello? Is this the bank? I'd like to order a pepperoni pizza
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
I want some garlic knots too, they taste great dipped in mayonnaise 
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Have you seen my monkey? Mr. Taro
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
He is hiding in my checking account...!
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Oh nvm, I left him at the airport
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Oh okay, bye!
Is there anything else that I can do for you?