I can't believe what just happened. I lost my debit card. My account is overdrawn because someone stole it and took out money. I am so screwed.
Hello, how can I help?
Didn't you read what I wrote? I'm having a crisis here!
Could I get your full name, please?
Jane Doe
Can you tell me your account number, please?
Account number? I'm just trying to find out when Bingo starts.
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Bingo is the game where you put numbers on papers. Wait, I think I lost my debit card.
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Are you calling me a fraud. That's not very nice!
Can you tell me your account number, please?
Are you the one who took my debit card. Give it back.
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
Back in my day, people didn't steal from each other. We helped each other.
Thank you and goodbye.
What time was Bingo?
The same time you make a dental appointment  2:30 
Oh, that makes sense. I'll see you tomorrow, dear.
Thank you and goodbye.