Hello
Hello, how can I help?
Bank balance
Could I get your full name, please?
Sarah Brown
Can you tell me your account number, please?
95381901 
Right, and your PIN as well please.
I don't know
What was your mother's maiden name?
Cooper
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
Charlie
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
15/09/1940
Your current balance is 6315 in credit.
FRAUD!
Could you provide a detailed fraud report now, please?
IM MISSING 1 MILLION DOLLARS
Your report has been successfully submitted.
We will have a look at the matter ASAP and will contact you with details in due course.
Oh well I guess little Billy isn't going to college
I am sorry to hear that. We will work hard to resolve the issue. 
He us dumb anyway, trivia time!
At what question would you like to start?
2
A ____ is the blue field behind the stars
canton
Your answer was correct! Great job! Would you like to continue playing?
yes
A 300,000 pound wedding dress made of platinum was once exhibited, and in the instructions from the designer was a warning. What was it
do not iron
Your answer was correct! Great job! Would you like to continue playing?
yes
A bird in the hand is worth ____
two in the bush
A bird in the hand is worth ____
two in the bush
Your answer was correct! Great job! Would you like to continue playing?
that is all thank you
Is there anything else that I can do for you?