I want to play trivia!
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4.  Shoot.
A ____ written to celebrate a wedding is called a epithalamium
I actually went to a wedding where someone read one of these.  It was awful.  Still made me cry.
A ____ written to celebrate a wedding is called a epithalamium
It's a poem.  Booyah.
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Yes, next question please.
A 'sirocco' refers to a type of ____
These questions are about all sorts of crazy stuff.  I wonder who writes them.
A 'sirocco' refers to a type of ____
Wind.  Two for two.
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Another question.  Let's go for three.
A 3 1/2' floppy disk measures ____ & 1/2 inches across
Three.  It can't be that easy, can it?
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Sweet.  Okay, I'm going to press my luck and go for one more.
A 300,000 pound wedding dress made of platinum was once exhibited, and in the instructions from the designer was a warning. What was it
Oh, I know this!  "Do not iron."  I have that tattooed on my privates.  I was that inspired by it.
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No, that's it.  I'll stop while I'm ahead.  Thanks for playing with me.
Great job. Final score: 4 right and 0 wrong.
Yeah, today was my day.  Have a good one. Goodbye.
Nice playing with you, bye!