Hi, can you help me get to Broadway and Main?
departure location
I'm at the Airport right now. I just picked up my rental car.
Do you want to drive, walk, or use public transit?
Drive, in my rental car.
Turn right on El Camino Real. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
Keep going, but I want to play some trivia so my kids in the back can be quiet. Will you start us at question 3?
A ____ takes 33 hours to crawl one mile
Bobby says worm.
Unfortunately your answer was wrong. 'snail' would have been correct.
Would you like to continue playing?
Oh no, now they're arguing whether a snail is the same thing as a worm. Better give me the next directions.
After 5 kilometers, turn right on Castro St.
Can you explain it to me like I'm an enraged 5 year old who just learned that snails have shells? I'm having trouble thinking with all of the noise. More details. Throw in some colors, maybe.
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to play trivia with you.
I need more detailed directions for the next step.
Drive for 3 blocks and turn left
Okay, keep going until I get there. I think the kids finally fell asleep.
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
Oh, I'm at my destination? Great. Thanks for your help! That's all I need.
Nice playing with you, bye!