I lost my debit card and somebody withdrew $100!
Could I get your full name, please?
Brian White, my account number is 153531981, I forgot my pin
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
I only have my mother's maiden Sanchez
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
I don't know
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
My pin is 9431 or 9503, I just remembered
Which PIN do you choose?
Either!
Your report has been successfully submitted.
We will have a look at the matter ASAP and will contact you with details in due course.
I hate banks so much
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Thank you
Is there anything else that I can do for you?