hi i lost my debit card and someone's been using it and jsut withdrew 300 at an atm
Can you provide your account number, full name and PIN please?
My name is Brian White and my pin is 3100. I dont remember my account number
What was your mother's maiden name?
oh boy I do not remember...
What is your date of birth and childhood pet?   
who am I talking to again? Wow these days I've been so confused all the time
Hello Mr. White.   You contacted the bank.  
oh have i? ugh why did I have to do that?
You said you lost your debit card Mr. White
oh that is right. My apologies I am 93. I probably shouldn't even have a debit card
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
i dont remember. i just know I'm 93 because we had a lovely party 
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
that's so sad. ok thank you anyways
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
that's all. thanks for your help
Thank you and goodbye.