Hello, I need directions to the Hospital.  I'm at Broadway and Main.
Do you want to drive, walk, or use public transit?
I'm heading there now, on foot.
Walk east for 10 minutes on University Boulevard. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
I understand.  But it's going to take me 10 minutes to get there.  Why don't you ask me a trivia question while I walk? Give me question 6.
A 3 1/2' floppy disk measures ____ & 1/2 inches across
three.
Your answer was correct! Great job! Would you like to continue playing?
Give me another question and then I think I'll need more directions.
A 300,000 pound wedding dress made of platinum was once exhibited, and in the instructions from the designer was a warning. What was it
I don't know.  Sounds like a dress for Bridezilla.  I'll guess, "Do not marry the woman who's wearing this."
Unfortunately your answer was wrong. 'do not iron' would have been correct.
Would you like to continue playing?
Too bad.  Okay, what's the next instruction to get to the hospital?
Turn right on Allison Road, right after the McDonalds.
Allison Road?  Where the heck?  You need to clarify that for me.
Turn right on Allison Road, right after the McDonalds. You should see a park on your right.
Oh, the park. There it is.  Okay, next instruction, please.
Turn left after the park and your destination will be on the left. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
Give me a second to get there.  Hit me with a trivia question while I go.
A bird in the hand is worth ____
two in the bush.  That sounds dirtier than it is.
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No, I think I'm getting close to the hospital, give me further instructions.
Turn left after the park and your destination will be on the left next to the grey apartment building.
Hmm, I'm not seeing it.  Could you spell it out for me?
There are no more directions - you have reached your destination.
Oh, I see it.  Silly me.  Well, thanks.  I need to get inside the hospital and get that STD test.
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
No, that's all.  Thanks and goodbye.
Thank you and goodbye.