I dropped my wallet earlier today and lost everything.
Hello, how can I help?
I gotta get a new driver's license, I need to cancel my credit card and I need to make sure no one has accessed my bank account.
OKay, i can ehlp you file a fraud report and check your bank balance 
let's start by checking the balance, I don't want to overreact.
Could I get your full name, please?
Tyler Jones
Can you tell me your account number, please?
153531981 isn't it amazing that I have that remembered off the top of my head? My brain is like a steel trap!
Right, and your PIN as well please.
Sorry, I can't remember my PIN number.
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
so much for a steel trap! That was kind of embarrassing. Honestly, I'm not dumb.
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
Oh, no comment. So you think i'm dumb. Alright then, let's play some trivia.
A ____ atom in an atomic clock beats 9,192,631,770 times a second
Adam. It's an adam atom.
Unfortunately your answer was wrong. 'cesium' would have been correct.
Would you like to continue playing?
Trivia is stupid anyways. I thought we were checking on my account.
Okay, what is your date of birth
31/06/1996
What was your mother's maiden name?
Sanders
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
Buddy, RIP to the little guy. He had breath that could peel paint.
Your current balance is 1083 in credit.
Just as I was afraid of. Someone must have used my debit card. 
Could you provide a detailed fraud report now, please?
lost my debit card and now I noticed that I had missing funds
Your report has been successfully submitted.
We will have a look at the matter ASAP and will contact you with details in due course.
I still need to get something to eat. Let's get a table at Lucca for 7pm
For how many people should the reservation be made?
1
Excellent, your reservation at the Lucca is confirmed!
I hope it's good. I'm starving.
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
that's all. I have to get a new driver's license now
Thank you and goodbye