I'll like to file a fraud report
Could I get your full name, please?
John Smith
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I can't remember it
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
 I can't remember. I'm 93
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
 Somebody has transferred $500 from my account
What was your mother's maiden name?
I have to get to the root of this
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
Nemo
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
 I can't remember. I'm 93
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
bye
Thank you and goodbye.