AAAAHHHHH help me.  
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Han
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Chief Engineer.  We are under attack!  I hear explosions all around!  I can' get into the combat deck
Please specify the code type.
I just got a message and I'm the acting Captain.  Does that mean our captain is DEAD?!!  I need a clearance code ASAP
Please enter the code.
It just came to me in a dream.  It's 9315831
The door is now unlocked.
OMG You have saved our lives
Is there anything else that I can do for you?