I lost my debit card and  some loser stole $300 from me. 
Could I get your full name, please?
Jane Doe
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I do't have that with me
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
That's a personal question. Why did you call me?
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
I just wanted to know if you fed the cats. What is wrong with you.
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
I need my medication.
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
Hi, I have a question about my account.
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
You're the fraud! 
Hello, how can I help?
I'm feeling sleepy, I'm going to lay down now. Thanks for helping me.
Thank you and goodbye.