Help!  Somebody transferred $500 from my account!
Could I get your full name, please?
Yes I am Tyler Jones.
Can you tell me your account number, please?
Yes it is 84318931431.
Right, and your PIN as well please.
I have no idea.  I never use it.
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
Wait hang on now I remember.  The PIN is 7402.
Your report has been successfully submitted.
We will have a look at the matter ASAP and will contact you with details in due course.
Oh great thank you so much!  I hope I get my money back!  I got stuff to buy!
Thank you and goodbye.
Wait I will buy you something if we get my money back.  Do you need any new hardware?
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
Hmmmm well ok just trying to do something nice for you.
Thank you and goodbye.