I've had suspicious activity in my bank account and would like to report it. 
Can you provide your full name, account number and PIN please?
My name is Jane Doe. My account number is 85731890, but I can't remember my PIN. 
No problem.   Can you provide your date of birth and mother's maiden name please?
My mother's maiden name is Sanders. 
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
I don't remember that either. 
Could you provide a detailed fraud report now, please?
Oh wait, I remembered my PIN. It's either 0314 or 9503. 
Could you provide a detailed fraud report now, please?
It's been really annoying since I just noticed these $10 transfers out of my account the past week. I really need the money so every bit counts right now. 
Your report has been successfully submitted.
We will have a look at the matter ASAP and will contact you with details in due course.
Ok, I hope I get my money back soon because I really need to buy some stuff for my kids. 
Thank you and goodbye.
thanks
Thank you and goodbye.