I've got an ugly date. Find me a cheap restaurant
What restaurant would you like to go to?
Lucca sounds good
For what time should the reservation be made?
5 pm. I wanna go to sleep afterwards
For how many people should the reservation be made?
Just two. I wish it were just one though
May I have your name, please?
John Smith
I am sorry, but it looks like the restaurant is not able to accomodate you.
Try Legume then
Excellent, your reservation at the Legume is confirmed!
I'd like to file a fraud report then. I think this ugly chick stole some money from me. About $300
Can you tell me your account number, please?
351531510
Right, and your PIN as well please.
3941
Your report has been successfully submitted.
We will have a look at the matter ASAP and will contact you with details in due course.
Now I wanna know how much money I have in my account now
Your current balance is 7118 in credit.
I deserve so much more. Let's play some trivia now. Start with question 1
A ____ atom in an atomic clock beats 9,192,631,770 times a second
neutron?
Unfortunately your answer was wrong. 'cesium' would have been correct.
Would you like to continue playing?
I'm dumb as heck. Let's keep playing though
A ____ is the blue field behind the stars
a bluedom? I'm so lost right now
The answer to this question would have been 'canton'. Would you like to continue playing?
Yes, let's do 1 more
A ____ takes 33 hours to crawl one mile
snail. I finally feel normal
Your answer was correct! Great job! Would you like to continue playing?
No, that's it. Thanks for all of your work
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
No, that's it. Appreciate it
Nice playing with you, bye!
I still feel bad about my trivia performance
it's ok!