Hi there I am looking for a hotel
What Hotel would you like to stay at?
The Old Town Inn.  Is there one in the South side of town?
OK, I have found the 'Old Town Inn', located South. It is in the Moderate price category and has an average rating of 2.
Actually the southside has too much construction, what about the west side?
OK, I have found the 'Old Town Inn', located West. It is in the Moderate price category and has an average rating of 3.
Then again... my favorite blog keeps saying the Center of town is where it's at..  is there one there?
OK, I have found the 'Old Town Inn', located Center. It is in the Cheap price category and has an average rating of 2.
Yikes the old lady is not going to like that 2 rating.  What about the Shadyside Inn in the Center side?
OK, I have found the 'Shadyside Inn', located Center. It is in the Expensive price category and has an average rating of 4.
I think it's right by the Lego Museum which everyone should visit at least once in their lifetime.  What about you?
I think LEGO's are absolutely amazing. I highly recommend staying nearby!
Ok, so I have a bet with my buddy, he says the Hyatt in the Center has a higher rating than Shadyside.  Is this true?
The Hyatt Hotel in the Center is rated 1.
Bahahahahha easy money
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
I think I am good.
Goodbye!