I'm such a fool.  Oh man, where am I.  Please help me find where I'm going.
Where do you need to go?
I'm meeting this smoking hot chick at a skin bar near 5th and Main.  She's crazy kinky.  If I can find 5th and Main I think I can sniff her out.
Do you want to drive, walk, or use public transit?
I'm running to this chick, dude.  That's how smoking she is.  I ain't even walking.
Walk 2 blocks east on Forbes Avenue, towards Murray. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
Keep going.  I'm heading towards Murray.
Turn right and walk for 3 blocks until you arrive at the church. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
The church..... I'm there.  Keep going.  We're zeroing in on her now.
Turn left and walk for 5 minutes until you see the park on your left. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
Can you believe that for a date this hot I didn't bother to figure out the right bus to take?  That's pretty typical "me," I'm afraid.
Your destination will be on the right. Do you know how to reach your destination or would you require more detailed instructions?
I just spotted the park on the left.  Give me the last directions again, with as much detail as you can.
Your destination will be on the right besides the Starbucks. Do you know how to reach your destination or would you require more detailed instructions?
Starbucks!  Here it is.  And I can see my date.  Oh man, you should see her.  I'd describe her for you but she looks pissed that I'm late.  Thanks for your help.  I gotta go.
Thank you and goodbye.