Hello - can you please help me check my bank account?
Could I get your full name, please?
Tyler Jones
Can you tell me your account number, please?
It is 84318931431 - I have it tattooed right next to my bellybutton!
Right, and your PIN as well please.
1596 - that is tattooed... someplace else! (Hint... it is on my left foot!)
Your current balance is 8138 in credit.
Score! I'm loaded! Time for a night out on the town. How about making me a reservation, please?
What restaurant would you like to go to?
How about the Cactus Club? They have the best drinks and I wanna get a good buzz going on!
should I book Cactus club?
Please, do!
For how many people should the reservation be made?
Just two, please. I'm taking my new girlfriend. She has a rather unusual name - it's Alfredo... I realize it sounds like a sauce and a little masculine, but I love her so!
For what time should the reservation be made?
Anything before 9 pm.. I don't want anything later than 8:30.
Excellent, your reservation at the Cactus Club is confirmed!
Let's play a quick game of trivia... question 6 please!
At what question would you like to start?
6
A 3 1/2' floppy disk measures ____ & 1/2 inches across
It's got to be 3 - 3 is also the number of ferrets that I own!
That was right. Can we continue playing?
Next question, please.
A 300,000 pound wedding dress made of platinum was once exhibited, and in the instructions from the designer was a warning. What was it
Do not iron! That was also the advice my mom gave me on my wedding day!
Your answer was correct! Great job! Would you like to continue playing?
No, actually, I'm stewing on something. My bank account seemed a little suspiciously high.
Do you want to file a fraud report?
Yes. Let's proceed with that.
Could you provide a detailed fraud report now, please?
Yes. There is way too much in my account... at least 1000 credits too much.
Your report has been successfully submitted.
We will have a look at the matter ASAP and will contact you with details in due course.
Thank you... and you said my reservation is confirmed, correct?
Yes 
Great- thank you for your help!
Thank you and goodbye.