Some idiot is attacking my ship. Help me out here.
Please provide your name.
Yoda. Don't laugh
Please provide your rank.
I'm a bartender
Code
Actually, I'm not the acting captain. I'm kind of a big deal now
All hail our new glorious captain. What is the code type and code number?
I don't know the clearance code yet
Okay I will stand by.
Actually, I think it is 93103
Sorry, you are not authorized to unlock the door. Please obtain a clearance code from the Captain.
But I am the captain now!
The door is still locked, perhaps another code?
Guess we're screwed then. Thanks for trying
Goodbye.