Someone took $500 from my account. Help!
Could I get your full name, please?
Katarina Miller
Can you tell me your account number, please?
85731890
Right, and your PIN as well please.
I do not remember my PIN at the moment
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
DOB is 7/14/88.  I just remembered my PIN - 5380 or 3941
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A tangent applied for a credit card, but was denied. He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine.
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
You don't get it? It's a math joke about credit cards. 
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
OK, can you confirm the report was submitted?
Your report has been successfully submitted.
We will have a look at the matter ASAP and will contact you with details in due course.