I lost my debit card and someone withdrew $300 at an ATM. Help!
Full name account number and pin
I am John Smith. Account number is 95381901 but I forgot my pin.
Date of birth and answer to your security questions 
My mother's maiden name is Sanchez.
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
I don't remember.
Right, and your PIN as well please.
It may be 3100 or 9431.
What was your mother's maiden name?
Ah, my mother. Reminds me of the good old days. What was good about them? I was neither good nor old. 
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I love jokes.
Thank you and goodbye.
Thank you.
Could you provide a detailed fraud report now, please?