Help!  I took the wrong bus again and I have a super hot date to get to!
Do you want to drive, walk, or use public transit?
I'm just going to walk.  I'm afraid I'll take the wrong bus again.  I'm bad with directions.
Where do you need to go?
To my hot date.  It's at Broadway and Main.
Walk east for 10 minutes on University Boulevard. Can I proceed or do you require more detailed instructions?
I am so bad with east and west.  Can you give me more details?
Walk east (away from the school) for 10 minutes on University Boulevard. You will pass a library.
Oh much better.  Ok proceed please.  I'm sprinting so it won't take me long to get to my hot date!
Turn right on Allison Road, right after the McDonalds. You should see a park on your right.
Allison Road?  Is this a Gin Blossoms song?
Fools in the rain if the sun gets through.
Fires in the heaven of the eyes I knew.  Ha!  Ok proceed.
Turn left after the park and your destination will be on the left. Do you know how to reach your destination or would you require more detailed instructions?
Proceed please.
Turn left after the park and your destination will be on the left next to the grey apartment building. Do you know how to reach your destination or would you require more detailed instructions?
I'm good proceed!
There are no more directions - you have reached your destination.
Oh there is my hot date!  Thank you!  We are going to listen to Hey Jealousy and make out!  Thank you for the help!
Thank you and goodbye.