Someone stole $500 from my account!
Could I get your full name, please?
Katarina Miller
Right, and your PIN as well please.
My pin is 1596
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I don't know it! Help some animals just started growling at my door
What kind of animals are they?
Bats! Oh my goodness
Are you secretly Batman?
Who is that? I think my grandson Barthalameau loves that man!
He is the man of bats.  My nephew is also named Bart! What a coincidence. 
Wow, that is so pudding.
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
Mongaloid, a giant rabid dog
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
I don't need help anymore, Thank you
Unfortunately I cannot find your account.