Ahhh I've been hacked!
Hello, how can I help?
Someone is taking money out of my account. Lots of $10 transfers
Could I get your full name, please?
Katarina Miller
Right, and your PIN as well please.
I forgot my damn PIN
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
Wait.. It was either 9431 or 3100
What was your mother's maiden name?
Miller, but try my pins please
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
No animals. PIN was  either 9431 or 3100
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Thank you. This has been a rough day.
Is there anything else that I can do for you?