Hello, I need my bank balance please
Could I get your full name, please?
Of course, it's John Smith
Can you tell me your account number, please?
It's 9931939443153
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
No, I've been drinking and don't remember.
What was your mother's maiden name?
I don't know that either. All I can remember is my pin number.
okay lets try that
3941
Your current balance is 7587 in credit.
Awesome! I can buy a lot more beer, thank you!
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
No thanks, goodbye!
Thank you and goodbye.