Hey mr bank computer. I need to cancel my debit card! someone stole $300 from me
Could I get your full name, please?
 Brian White
Can you tell me your account number, please?
dang it i foget
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
4/1/1927
What was your mother's maiden name?
I'm 93 years old! my mother passed away 50 years ago. Why would you need to know that?
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Oh yeah! that's what we are doing
What was your mother's maiden name?
Jones
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
Poppy
Your report has been successfully submitted.
We will have a look at the matter ASAP and will contact you with details in due course.
alright thank you
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
nope good to go have a good day
Thank you and goodbye.