I lost my debit card and need to cancel it. 
I'm sorry. I'm only able to file a fraud report.
somebody withdrew $300 at an ATM before I could cancel it
I'm sorry to hear that! May  I have your name please?
Sarah Brown
Can you tell me your account number, please?
Can I get three more of the green needle point patterns please
Could you provide a detailed fraud report now, please?
I love to knit.  It's so relaxing
Some people like to knit hats.
I prefer scarves
Can you tell me your account number, please?
Account number?  I don't remember.   My pin is 7402
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
I can't recall
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
I told you pepperoni right?
Is there anything else that I can do for you?