Hello
Hello, how can I help?
Someone stole $500 from my account!
Can I get your full name, account number and PIN please?
Tyler Jones
Can I get your account number and PIN please?
Oh my god there are bats all over my living room!
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Oh jesus, I just stepped in guano!
I'm very sorry.  Can I get your account number and PIN please?
Billy help me!
I'm very sorry.  Can I get your account number and PIN please?
Lord Jesus!
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
Please save us all Jesus
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
That is all, thank you
Thank you and goodbye.