Help!  Someone transferred $500 from my account!
Could I get your full name, please?
Katarina Miller
Ok Katarina, do you have your account number?
I do I just can't remember it.
That's ok, how about your pin number?
I do know that.  7402.  
Perfect, and your date of birth?
I don't know. I'm 93 years old and get more forgetful every day.
What was your mother's maiden name?
I have no idea.  She's been dead for 100 years.
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
I had a pet dinosaur named Molly.
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
But what about the money that keeps getting stolen from me?
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
No I don't want to give you that info.  I'm starting to think it is you who stole my money.  
Ok, I'm sorry I can't help you, we have to authenticate the account.  Thank you and goodbye.
This is age discrimination!
If you could give me the information needed, I could help you.
You will know how I feel when a newer model of AI Assistant comes along and you get thrown in the garbage!  Bye!
Thank you and goodbye.