Man I lost my debit card and somebody took $300 out of the ATM with it.  Can you help me?
Could I get your full name, please?
Brian White 
Can you tell me your account number, please?
153531981
Right, and your PIN as well please.
I always forget it.... sorry I am stressed a little
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
try 3941 or 7402
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We will have a look at the matter ASAP and will contact you with details in due course.
Man I needed that money too, I hope you find them!
Thank you and goodbye.
You ever had money stolen for you?  Man it sucks!
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
Believe me it happened!
Thank you and goodbye.