Oh great my debit card is missing and I'm $300 short in my account.  Help
Could I get your full name, please?
Yes it is Tyler Jones.  You can call me Jonesy though.
Right, and your PIN as well please.
Account is 68318931 but I cannot remember my PIN>
Your report has been successfully submitted.
We will have a look at the matter ASAP and will contact you with details in due course.
Ok cool I have had to do this so many times.  I'm sure you had all my info on file.
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
I just remembered my PIN is either 7402 or 9431 if you want to update my file.
Fraud report has been filed
Cool.  I was so worried there would be nobody available on a holiday like today.
We are always here in the fraud department
That's awesome.  No days off.  Well thank you I think that's about all I needed
Thank you and goodbye.
Thank you again!
Thank you and goodbye.