Hello
Hello, how can I help?
I lost my debit card at the galleria last night, and wouldn't you know it- some bumblehead withdrew $300 at an ATM!
May I have your full name, account number and PIN please?
Sarah Brown, and my pin is 9503 but I have no clue what my account number is.
May I have your date of birth, your mother's maiden name and the name of your childhood pet?
What? What's going on? Hortense told me to get on this computer thingy... something about money.
May I have your date of birth, your mother's maiden name and the name of your childhood pet?
Well, let's see... I'm 93 years old, so I was born... oh, what is 2020 minus 93 years? I'm so old, I forget these things.
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
Let's see... what information do you need again?
May I have your date of birth, your mother's maiden name and the name of your childhood pet?
Oh dear... I remember my pet was Nemo. He was a dear thing. A bit of a disability, but that didn't hold him back.
May I have your date of birth, and your mother's maiden name?
I was born in 1927 on May 11th. I just had a birthday! 
What was your mother's maiden name?
Oh dear... I never can remember that. You've been most helpful. I am just going to have Hortense take me to the bank in person tomorrow. But thank you anyway!
Thank you and goodbye.