There is suspicious activity on my account. Can you help? There are frequent $10 money transfers. Most likely for illegal Pez dispensers.
Could I get your full name, please?
Katarina Miller. I was named after my aunt. She is a famous ballerina.
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I forgot my account number. My PIN is 5380 though.
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
Who am I talking to again? Is this Marty Feldman?
This is your Assistant. May I have your date of birth please to try to authorize your account?
I love all of your films Marty, especially the one where you tell that joke. Can you tell it to me?
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
I have an assistant? Can it help me?
Yes I can help you, I will need your date of birth to help you though.
I forgot to take my pills today. I am a little disoriented.
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
I don't remember my birthday.
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
OK. I will have to ask Johnny for help. Thank you. Goodbye.
Thank you and goodbye.