Hello, I need to follow up with my appnt with Dr. Alexis the day before yesterday, but I am concerned about the effects of medicine.  I think the medication is being used to control my memory
Could I get your name, please?
I'm Alexis.  But my doctor is actually named Dr. Morgan
Your instructions are: You must take your medicine 2 times a day before meals..
See? I told you they were controlling my memory.  Dr. Morgan is great, he is named after the great Morgan IV of Ludwig. 
Is there anything else that I can do for you?
Nah that's it, crazy doctors.
Thank you and goodbye.