I just saw an unknown transfer of money from my account! Help me!! I need that money!
Could I get your full name, please?
Sarah Brown
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I don't remember it off the top of my head. Can I tell you my security questions or pin number?
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
A piano just fell and hit my cat. Who are you? Why am I talking to you? I need help!
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
A lady never tells anyone her age! Who am I speaking with and why do you need into my bank account?
Right, and your PIN as well please.
Oh yeah, of course! It's 7402. I can't remember my name sometimes, but my pin number is how many kids I have (72) and the year my husband died (1902).
What was your mother's maiden name?
I have no idea. But I do know my childhood pet!
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
Nemo! Like the cut little fish in the movie my grandkids love.
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
Seriously?! You can't tell me why someone took 500 dollars from me?
I'm sorry. I would need your account number or date of birth and mother's maiden name.
I don't remember any of those things. Oh well, I will try again another when my memory works.
Thank you and goodbye.