Hi, I lost my debit card and someone used it to withdraw 300 at an ATM
Could I get your full name, please?
Jane Doe
Can you tell me your account number, please?
I can not remember. I am sorry
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
Why are you calling me? Are you selling Avon?
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
Is this one of those things where you call up old ladies and try to trick me into my life savings!! I heard about you!! Don't you have a conscious!! 
Are you feeling okay?
Do you know my grandson Bobby?
And what was the name of the pet you had as a child?
oh, we had a farm!! The cows were my favorite! Bobby had a pet pig!
What was your mother's maiden name?
She was no maiden that one. What you heard about her?
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Well then why are you asking about my farm and my mom? Bye now
Thank you and goodbye.