I'm missing $500 from my account, I'd like to have someone look into that for me.
I need our full name, account number, and Pin please.
Sarah Brown and my account number is 85731890. I can't find my PIN, sorry.
Could you provide your date of birth, please?
I don't feel comfortable sharing that information. A lady never tells.
I am sorry, but I cannot authenticate you with the information you have provided.
You don't seem very bothered that I was robbed of $500.
I am. I just can't proceed without your date of birth.
Wait, I think I found my PIN. Try using 9431 and see if that's right.
Your report has been successfully submitted.
We will have a look at the matter ASAP and will contact you with details in due course.
I suppose that helps. I just hope that I don't get evicted while you're looking into it.
I am sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I am only able to help you issue fraud reports.
Evicted is when my landlord tells me to leave and I end up sleeping in a cardboard box under a bridge.
My apologies. I mean to say we will be working to get this figured out ASAP. 
I appreciate the help. That's all for now.
Thank you and goodbye.