public static void Post(Severity severity, VesselEvent e, Vessel v)
  {
    bool is_eva = v.isEVA;
    bool is_probe = Lib.CrewCapacity(v) == 0;
    string text = "";
    string subtext = "";

    // vessel
    if (!v.isEVA)
    {
      switch(e)
      {
        // electric charge
        case VesselEvent.ec:

          // manned vessel
          if (Lib.CrewCapacity(v) > 0)
          {
            switch(severity)
            {
              case Severity.relax:    text = "$VESSEL batteries recharged"; subtext = "The crew is allowed music again"; break;
              case Severity.warning:  text = "On $VESSEL, batteries are almost empty"; subtext = "We are squeezing the last bit of juice"; break;
              case Severity.danger:   text = "There is no more electric charge on $VESSEL"; subtext = "Life support systems are off"; break;
            }
          }
          // probe
          else
          {
            switch(severity)
            {
              case Severity.relax:    text = "$VESSEL batteries recharged";  subtext = "Systems are back online"; break;
              case Severity.warning:  text = "On $VESSEL, batteries are almost empty"; subtext = "Shutting down non-essential systems"; break;
              case Severity.danger:   text = "There is no more electric charge on $VESSEL"; subtext = "We lost control"; break;
            }
          }
          break;

        // food
        case VesselEvent.food:

          switch(severity)
          {
            case Severity.relax:      text = "$VESSEL food reserves restored"; subtext = "Double snack rations for everybody"; break;
            case Severity.warning:    text = "On $VESSEL, food reserves are getting low"; subtext = "Anything edible is being scrutinized"; break;
            case Severity.danger:     text = "There is no more food on $VESSEL"; subtext = "The crew prepares for the inevitable"; break;  // FIXED was “prepare to”
          }
          break;

        // oxygen
        case VesselEvent.oxygen:

          switch(severity)
          {
            case Severity.relax:      text = "$VESSEL oxygen reserves restored"; subtext = "The crew is taking a breather"; break;
            case Severity.warning:    text = "On $VESSEL, oxygen reserves are dangerously low"; subtext = "There is mild panic among the crew"; break; // FIXED was “mildly panic”
            case Severity.danger:     text = "There is no more oxygen on $VESSEL"; subtext = "Everybody stop breathing"; break;
          }
          break;
      }
    }
    // eva
    else
    {
      switch(e)
      {
        // electric charge
        case VesselEvent.ec:

          switch(severity)
          {
            case Severity.relax:      text = "$VESSEL recharged the battery"; break;
            case Severity.warning:    text = "$VESSEL is running out of power"; break;
            case Severity.danger:     text = "$VESSEL is out of power"; break;
          }
          break;

        // oxygen
        case VesselEvent.oxygen:

          switch(severity)
          {
            case Severity.relax:      text = "$VESSEL oxygen tank has been refilled"; break;
            case Severity.warning:    text = "$VESSEL is running out of oxygen"; break;
            case Severity.danger:     text = "$VESSEL is out of oxygen"; break;
          }
          break;
      }
    }

    text = text.Replace("$VESSEL", "<color=ffffff>" + v.vesselName + "</color>");

    Post(severity, text, subtext);
  }


  // add a message related to a kerbal
  public static void Post(Severity severity, KerbalEvent e, Vessel v, ProtoCrewMember c, KerbalBreakdown breakdown = KerbalBreakdown.mumbling)
  {
    string pretext = (!v.isActiveVessel ? ("On " + (v.isEVA ? "EVA" : v.vesselName) + ", ") : "") + "<color=#ffffff>" + c.name + "</color> ";
    string text = "";
    string subtext = "";

    switch(e)
    {
      // climate (cold)
      case KerbalEvent.climate_low:

        switch(severity)
        {
          case Severity.relax:      text = "hypothermia is under control"; break;
          case Severity.warning:    text = "feels cold"; break;
          case Severity.danger:     text = "is freezing to death"; break;
          case Severity.fatality:   text = "froze to death"; break;  // FIXED was “freezed”
        }
        break;

      // climate (hot)
      case KerbalEvent.climate_high:

        switch(severity)
        {
          case Severity.relax:      text = "is hugging the climatizer"; break;
          case Severity.warning:    text = "is sweating"; break;
          case Severity.danger:     text = "is burning alive"; break;
          case Severity.fatality:   text = “was burned alive"; break; // FIXED added “was”
        }
        break;

      // food
      case KerbalEvent.food:

        switch(severity)
        {
          case Severity.relax:      text = "has got a mouthful of snacks now"; break;
          case Severity.warning:    text = "is hungry"; break;
          case Severity.danger:     text = "is starving"; break;
          case Severity.fatality:   text = "starved to death"; break;
        }
        break;

      // oxygen
      case KerbalEvent.oxygen:

        switch(severity)
        {
          case Severity.relax:      text = "is breathing again"; break;
          case Severity.warning:    text = "can't breathe”; break; // FIXED was “can’t breath”
          case Severity.danger:     text = "is suffocating"; break;
          case Severity.fatality:   text = "suffocated to death"; break;
        }
        break;

      // radiation
      case KerbalEvent.radiation:

        switch(severity)
        {
          // note: no recovery from radiation
          case Severity.warning:    text = "has been exposed to intense radiation"; break;
          case Severity.danger:     text = "is reporting symptoms of radiation poisoning"; break;
          case Severity.fatality:   text = "died after being exposed to extreme radiation"; break;
        }
        break;

      // quality-of-life
      case KerbalEvent.stress:

        switch(severity)
        {
          // note: no recovery from stress
          case Severity.warning:    text = "is losing $HIS_HER mind"; subtext = "Concentration is becoming a problem"; break;
          case Severity.danger:     text = "is about to breakdown"; subtext = "Starting to hear voices"; break;
          case Severity.breakdown:
            switch(breakdown)
            {
              case KerbalBreakdown.mumbling:      text = "has been in space for too long"; subtext = "Mumbling incoherently"; break;
              case KerbalBreakdown.argument:      text = "had an argument with the rest of the crew"; subtext = "Morale is degenerating at an alarming rate"; break;
              case KerbalBreakdown.fat_finger:    text = "is pressing buttons at random on the control panel"; subtext = "Science data has been lost"; break;
              case KerbalBreakdown.rage:          text = "is possessed by a blind rage"; subtext = "A component has been damaged"; break;
              case KerbalBreakdown.depressed:     text = "is not respecting the rationing guidelines"; subtext = "Food has been lost"; break;
              case KerbalBreakdown.wrong_valve:   text = "opened the wrong valve"; subtext = "Oxygen has been lost"; break;
            }
            break;
        }
        break;
    }

    text = text.Replace("$HIS_HER", c.gender == ProtoCrewMember.Gender.Male ? "his" : "her");
    text = text.Replace("$HIM_HER", c.gender == ProtoCrewMember.Gender.Male ? "him" : "her");

    Post(severity, pretext + text, subtext);
  }