Add 'NOOOOOOOOOOOO!' button/widget to page

[RaceProUK]

Something similar to http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

[yamikuronue]

I suggest a panel of buttons: "Wait patiently", which plays elevator music, or "Rage at the heavens", which plays "NOOOOO!!!!"

[yamikuronue]

Maybe even randomize the clips, so it plays "NOOO!!" or "KAAHNN!!" or other similar rage-fueld screams, and various elevator music clips

[Onyx47]

Once upon a time, I expressed this notion of keeping everything simple and clean. Now we're discussing button panels...

I'd suggest putting it in some kind of floating expandable thing, then. Both to keep the design clean and to reduce scrolling on mobile.

[yamikuronue]

I figured it'd only appear when the site is down

[Onyx47]

It still adds clutter. And exactly at the time when I might want to access history or graph even more than usual.

Don't know about you, but if the site is fine and it's just me (the purpose of the site, yes?) I don't go out of my way to check if it's really green on all tabs. I want that when the site is down, to see when it started, if it's all of the endpoints etc.

That is the moment when I want extra buttons around the least.

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[AccaliaDeElementia]

add it to the burger menu then?

[Onyx47]

They would look weird as full-width links though. We can do buttons in hamburger, I guess? Maybe add a divider and put them along the bottom, keeping all the regular ones on top?

This reminds me that current items in the hamburger need a toggle indicator. Probably checkmarks when active. They are toggles, after all, not links, really. But that's a separate issue / discussion.

[yamikuronue]

What about maybe linkifying the offline text or something, or adding a "take action" link, and when you click it, a modal opens with the buttons?

[Onyx47]

That I like. A floating element that appears only if the site is offline is not a terrible idea.

We could also make ISDISCOURSE / ISYOU / AREDEVS clickable, doing different stuff (NOOO buttons, link to some diagnostics site, link to GitHub)?