Seroster requests that the "sorry, no result" error message in the .c command be replaced with something more entertaining.
"Look it up yourself, lazy-ass."
"I have no idea. I'm not an oracle."
"Maybe you could be more vague and less specific."
I really, really like the middle one.
I think there should be many that it uses at random.
If we can think of enough, I'm up for that