Deep Thought Tabs

Adds funny, profound observations in newly opened empty tabs, with fresh images each time.
Deep Thought Tabs for Firefox

WebExtension written in plain JavaScript. No libraries. No cruft.
Displays "deep-thoughts" even in offline-mode (no background-images).
Fetches relevant fresh background images each-time from Unsplash and Flickr.
Checkout the source to learn how to create simple webextension addons for Firefox in JavaScript.
Few interesting bits of code:
- Fisher-Yates shuffle algorithm.
- Ken-Burns effect for still images.
- Visual (image-preview) tooltips in CSS.
- Asynchronous XMLHttpRequest.

Discover your funny and/or profound side each time you open a new tab.

Here are a few of the "deep thoughts" you might encounter:

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
More Deep Thoughts on the internet here and here...

Install Deep Thought Tabs web-extension add-on for Firefox.