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Blame your tools, blame the vendors, blame your workmates. Just as long as it is not your fault. Take the effort out of shifting the blame by using one of these ultra handy pre-written excuses.

The excuses are available in every format you could need so you can be properly lazy. For some basic examples of how to use the excuses in your code code see the examples.

Plain Text

curl -X GET "http://www.codingexcuses.com/" \
 -H "Accept: text/plain" \
 -m 30 \
 -v \

JSON

curl -X GET "http://www.codingexcuses.com/" \
 -H "Accept: application/json" \
 -m 30 \
 -v \

XML

curl -X GET "http://www.codingexcuses.com/" \
 -H "Accept: application/xml" \
 -m 30 \
 -v \

JSONP

curl -X GET "http://www.codingexcuses.com/" \
 -H "Accept: application/javascript" \
 -m 30 \
 -v \

Or you can pass in the query string argument ?jsonp

<script src="http://www.codingexcuses.com/?jsonp"></script>

And of course HTML

curl -X GET "http://www.codingexcuses.com/" \
 -m 30 \
 -v \

What if my boss sees!?

The site also supports https, but you'll have to ignore the certificate.

curl "https://www.codingexcuses.com/" -H "Accept: text/plain" --insecure

Install your own

git clone git@github.com:aaronbassett/Bad-Tools.git
cd Bad-Tools
virtualenv env
source env/bin/activate
pip install -r requirements.txt
export SECRET_KEY="ct=!)09l4(q*z3uf(+c9ra7@(10ni!x1%f6vlxc"
# don't use that key though for obvious reasons
python views.py

You can also deploy to Heroku

heroku login
heroku create
git push heroku master
heroku config:set SECRET_KEY="ct=!)09l4(q*z3uf(+c9ra7@(10ni!x1%f6vlxc"
heroku ps:scale web=1
heroku open

License

http://aaron.mit-license.org/