lita-corporate-bs-generator is a handler that will spew some arbitrary corporate garbage at you, taken from the ever-amazing http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live .
Inspired heavily by (more or less copy-pasted from) lita-pugbomb.
lita-corporate-bs-generator to your Lita instance's Gemfile:
Lita: corporate bs - display some corporate garbage
> Insights technically empower the stakeholders. A centralized brand pyramid structures global measures.