It is finally here! A modern web javascript solution to flood your console with skeletons.
"But, why?" You may ask... Simple! The browser console is a boring place full of errors on a bad day, or nothing on better ones. This needs to change.
Console Skeleton gives it a strong skeleton presence, that will indefinitely keep your console an entertaining place.
To add Console Skeletons to your website simply copy and paste the following:
<script type="text/javascript" src="consoleskeletons.js"></script>
<body onload="consoleskeleton('skeletor')">For a live demo visit: http://skeleton.alienmelon.com/consoleskeletons (make sure to open your browsers console otherwise you defeat the purpose of Console Skeletons)
For detailed instal instructions see: https://github.com/alienmelon/skeletonweb
Features:
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Skeleton can dance forever. There is no end. This may engage visitors for longer as they stay fixated on your console.
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In the event you are suspicious of skeletons you can choose other characters such as:
- "lolskull"
- "barrelroll"
- "YMCA"
- "orly"
- "moocow"
- "Timothy"
- "skeletor" is selected by default.
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Skeletons are safe for work! Even if skeletons don't wear clothes, and are essentially naked, there is nothing to see. Your boss will not fire you for using ConsoleSkeletons.js
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Skeletons probably do not work in Safari. This is OK, and perfectly natural. Skeletons may be rendered as an indiscernible pile of bones in certain skeleton adverse browsers.