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| <h1>Curryisms</h1> | ||
| <p>Apparently my age ish … wonder if any of my Orch dork friends know here … maybe ask them for a favor</p> | ||
| <p>i don;t think that song, but that is good !</p> | ||
| <!doctype html> | ||
| <html> | ||
| <head> | ||
| <title>Curryisms</title> | ||
| <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"> | ||
| <script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/2.0.3/jquery.min.js"></script> | ||
| <link rel="stylesheet" href="http://netdna.bootstrapcdn.com/bootstrap/3.0.0/css/bootstrap.min.css"> | ||
| <link rel="stylesheet" href="http://netdna.bootstrapcdn.com/bootstrap/3.0.0/css/bootstrap-theme.min.css"> | ||
| </head> | ||
| <body> | ||
| <div class="container" style="text-align: center; padding-top: 100px; width: 50%;"> | ||
| <h1 class="curryism"></h1> | ||
| <p><a href="javascript:history.go(0);">refresh</a></p> | ||
| </div> | ||
| <script> | ||
| var curryisms = [ | ||
| 'does taht work ?', | ||
| 'they both work. It is set to be a % so it is ALways in the center', | ||
| 'on Chrom and Safari', | ||
| 'i see it perfectly fone', | ||
| 'i sec', | ||
| 'i am going to call you so confised lol', | ||
| 'looking onw', | ||
| 'Sldo, if you want me to do it TONIGHT (2am ish) i am so it then', | ||
| 'there is a chick in front of me on the train that has the e-walk ring tone. I would start a conversation, but she is larger than you. Lol. Kinda like jaba :-/', | ||
| 'i am going to crash . Been drinking all night :p email are done though just have to change the API key that is used to send the m', | ||
| 'I am bet bestest speller ever! What do you means ?', | ||
| 'It is finding Trends in current game plat', | ||
| 'Apparently my age ish ... wonder if any of my Orch dork friends know here ... maybe ask them for a favor', | ||
| 'i don;t think that song, but that is good !', | ||
| 'It i all perspective if there is not text in there is look like it is "all the way to the left', | ||
| 'please Confirm :) want to clost this issue', | ||
| 'ok sorry habbet', | ||
| 'Will looks it is in a min', | ||
| 'that is an easy fix. Phone I mean. Should only be 3 lines if code.', | ||
| 'about the place holder hing ya', | ||
| 'will looking into "placeholders" on iPhone', | ||
| 'so i cam calling', | ||
| 'It be that Phone call you have been on for 6L39', | ||
| 'a really but money maker for WALMART', | ||
| 'idk whatto do now', | ||
| 'lol i just hope i don\'t get a sease and disist', | ||
| 'i thought have peet an add on it :)', | ||
| 'litter ahas made the last 3 mights of no sleep worth it !', | ||
| 'how many karma have you gailed ?', | ||
| 'i suck at analutics... i would not have even put analytics on if it was not for you', | ||
| 'Lets go to that ! as the Mezzanine! it is Free', | ||
| 'you can also "crete" a css file and then include that in the CSS and refresh it', | ||
| 'You guy see a lot of cool. kinda useless things on the internet all the time? no ?! it is my dads birthday today and i need to send him a present ... any ideas of cool not too expensive electronics ?', | ||
| 'do any of you have ... Advil .... or Codone ? lo', | ||
| 'i can see where t his s going to go ...', | ||
| ]; | ||
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| var random = curryisms[Math.floor(Math.random() * curryisms.length)]; | ||
| $('.curryism').text(random); | ||
| </script> | ||
| </body> | ||
| </html> |