Hi! How can I help you today?
the website is just running really slow
I see. I am going to write up a report to the website team.

Have you tried to log out then in? To see if that helps?
that seems to have no effect
If you go to another website, is it slow as well?
yes it is
Unfortunately this is an issue with your internet connection then, not AcmeCorp! Is there anything else I can do for you today?
no i guess not, ill have to contact the isp
That would be a good idea. You have a good day!
you too
I appreciate it.