Hello, how can I help you today?
Something is going on with my account.
Happy to help, may I have your full name please?
Joseph Banter
thanks Joseph.
I need to make sure that I'm still subscribed.
What exactly is the issue? got it .
For some reason, I don't think I am anymore.
To verify your identity, I also need your account id and order id please.
I don't have that info.
Then I need your zip code and phone number please.
54802 I don't have a phone number. I don't trust phones. the government is always listening.
I understand, Do you want to check your subscription status or amount due or due date?
I heard about my problem in the NEWS.
What exactly is the problem in the news?
You could try searching for NEWS!
sorry I need to notify our Internal Team about your concern.
really, was what I saw in the NEWS correct?
Your subscription is still active.

the amount due is $49 three days from now. The Internal team will notify you about your concern.
$49 for what, I think you are looking at the wrong info!
Our Internal team has been notified. is there anything else that I can help you with?
This is off the rails. It should have been Status- Service Removed.
sorry about that!