AcmeBrands, how may I help you?
yes i'm trying to view your site and its running really slow
Let me help you with that.

Can you log out and then log back in.
okay, one sec no its still running slow
Ok

Can you tell me if you are having trouble with other websites? Try going to another website.
no trouble with other site
If you are running other programs or have any other tabs open, could you close them? Sometimes they can cause a slowdown.
great! that seemed to be the problem, its running fine now, thank you
That is great. Can I help you with anything else?
no that will be all
Have a good day.