how may i help you today?
I need to return this shirt. My husband lied about the size he is, and it doesn't fit.
i see, i can help you process a return for the wrong size shirt today! first, i need your full name to pull up the account
He looks like a sausage busting out of the casing Joyce Wu
thank you now, i need your username, email, and order id, so i can process the return
Username is jw910781 and order ID is1628887514 My email isjw910781@email.com
thank you, and what is your membership level
Gold
ok since we will send a shipping label for you to print i need your full address
8797 Primrose Ave  Brighton, TX 76539
and would you like to return by mail, in store, or a dropp off center?
drop off. That should be faster, right?
yes indeed. i have processed your return, is there anything else i can assist with?
Nope, that's it. Unless you can find a way to get my husband to stop being in denial about his weight.
have a nice day!