Hi! How can I help you today?
Hi! I've got a pricing issue.
Oh no!
Yesterday, I could afford it. Today, I have to sell a kidney!
I am so sorry about this what is your full name or account ID?
So's my kidney! Norman Bouchard
Haha, I bet.

What is your account ID and order ID, so I can verify your identity?
Account ID: EJ21PKBFCL Order ID: 4845277187
Fantastic.
Should I book the surgery or can you fix the price for me?
Unfortunately, we use a algorithm that dynamically changes the price all the time and it is out of my control.
Do you accept competitor coupons?
I am so sorry about this. Unfortunately, no we do not.
Wow, elective surgery during a pandemic, what could go wrong?
Well.. a lot could.. I am willing to offer you a promo code so you don't have to get that surgery?
You are literally saving my life!
I am so glad!! Your promo code is F4FDO
Thanks for all of your help. My fit is going to be on point!
Great! Is there anything else I can do for you today?
That's all. Bye
You have a good day now!