Hi I'm having trouble with my credit card
Hello, this is customer service, how may I help you?
Yes, I'm trying to place an order, but it won't accept my credit card?
Have you tried to log out and log back in?
Of my account? I'll try that, hold on a sec... Ok, I logged in and out, and tried to place the order, but my card still won't go through...
Okay, try to re-enter your credit card information. Let me know if that works.
Ok, I'll try that, but I've used this card before and never had a problem. Hold on... OK, typed everything back in and it still says invalid
Have you checked the expiration date on your card? Perhaps it is too old?
No, it's good until September...
Okay, I'm afraid we've exhausted the options for your card on your end.  I can place the order for you if you would like.
No thanks, maybe I'll just try on another computer...
Okay, I'm sorry for the inconvenience. Is there anything else I can help you with?
No, thank you. have a good day
Thank you, have a nice day.