Hello, what can I do for you today?
hello! how are you?
I'm wonderful, what seems to be the problem?
I would like to know what benefits come from a premium membership. I am silver right now
Okay, give me a moment and I'll have that information for you!
thank you!
Well as a member you're invited to our annual Holiday Extravaganza with an open bar and free flights from anywhere in the USA. As a Silver member you're also entitled to discounts on shipping, better promo codes, can cancel orders at any time, and can have agents such as myself place orders for you. Gold members also get unlimited refunds and are always given benefit of the doubt in transaction disputes.
what is the highest level I can get?
Gold, unlike other companies we don't have overly showy titles like Platinum or Super Exclusive
Alright, cool. Could I upgrade my account to gold right now? I like the idea of unlimited returns.
Okay, can I have your full name?
Joseph Banter
Give me a moment just double checking something!
absolutely. No rush. Take your time
Ahh there's the issue Sorry about that. It was buried in the technical manual. Purchasing membership levels isn't something we do here It's different than a subscription, you earn it by making other purchases. Gold is for $2000 in the past year. Hopefully that's not too disappointing to hear? Given that a Silver member is making more than $1000 in purchases in the last year you're likely well on your way to being Gold, as long as you remain a customer with us.

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