Hello, this is AcmeBrands customer service. How may I help you?
this website is SO SLOOOW
I see, I'll write up a report for the website team to fix.
I can't even search or see pictures or anything
In the meantime, try to log out and log back in to try and fix the problem.
I already tried that.
Okay, have you tried to visit another website other than AcmeCorp?
I can barely send you a message!
I see, I'm very sorry for this slowdown. If you can, please close other tabs in your browser as well as other programs that could cause a slowdown.
Yes, it is just AcmeCorp that is like this Oh hey, that worked!   I guess it's not a good idea to try to stream 3 different movies while I'm shopping online huh?  Who knew?
Okay great! I'm glad we fixed the issue. Is there anything else you need help with?
No that's it.  I have to get back to my movies.  Thank you!
Alright, have fun!