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I would like to know about the benefits of getting a premium membership.
Okay, I'd be glad to help.

Do you have questions about how you can qualify for premium membership?
I would like to know why I should even get one. What does it include?
Okay, well all of our members are invited to the annual holiday extravaganza that has an open bar and free air flights from anywhere in the US.
Oh wow
Membership will allow you to save on shipping and many other things depending on the level of membership. Do you have more questions?
No, thank you
I hope I answered all your questions. Have a great day.