Hello, how may I help you today?
Hi there! Can you tell me more about the membership levels?   I really want to get some stuff for my son going to college.
I can certainly answer that for you. Please give me a moment to look up that information.

We provide AcmeBrands Membership for our most valued customers. The membership levels are Bronze, Silver, and Gold.
I see, so if I am a Guest level now, I'd start as a Bronze
Unlike other programs, we do not use obnoxious titles such as "Platinum" or "Super Exclusive Access".
I like that!  This seems pretty easy
Membership is different than a subscription, and all non members are considered guests.
That makes sense
Do you have any more questions?
I'm all good now, thank you!  Off to do some shopping for my son!
You are welcome. Thank you. Have a great day!