Hello! Welcome to AcmeBrands, how cani help you?
Hi. I am very frustrated because I am trying to use your website and it is running SO slowly!
i'm so sorry! I am going to write up a report and send it to the network team

Can you please try logging out and logging back in?
I tried that. It didn't work. The website is still running incredibly slowly.
Can you please try going to another website adn let me kno if you still have slowness?
I tried another website adn, and that did not help the slowness, either.
PLease close all the tabs in your browser and all the other programs that may be running
I did close the tabs and other programs, and the website is much faster now. Thank you for your help.
great, can i help you with anything else?