Hi.  How can I help you?
Hello, I'm having a problem with finding a-n-y-thing in stock on your website.
Ok Can you tell me your name or your account ID?
Yeah, it's Joseph Banter
I tell the Purchasing Department that you can't find anything so they can get some more things in stock
That would be great, it's getting really frustrating because this isn't the first time.
Is there anything else I can do for you today?
No, that's all.
Ok, I'll end this chat now