I am irate and I need assistance immediately!
Hello, how may I help you today?
My name is Joseph Banter and I run a cement company. You may have heard of me. I am a BIG deal in that world I have a video conference coming up with some suppliers and I need to look good for it But when I went on your site, almost everything was out of stock What is going on?
I see.  Let's see what we can find out about this and get it taken care of.
My employees would never be allowed to be so incompetent I demand answers
Just so I am clear, every item you try to search for is out of stock correct?
Most of the items, yes This has been going on for a LONG TIME I am extremely frustrated
First thing I will do is notify our Purchasing Department on your behalf.
Very well. Tell them that Mr. Banter is not pleased!
Very well allow me a minute to emphasize this point.
All right
I can tell you are still a bit unnerved by this so what I am going to do is give you a promo code that will at least alleviate some of this.  Would that be acceptable?
I suppose it will to do. I expect a significant discount, though 10% isn't enough
Of course, just one moment.
*I suppose it will have to do
This code is good for 30% off.  It is the highest I am allowed to give: TE8I9:
All right This doesn't fix everything, but at least it's something
TE8I9 without the colon
You better fix this stock issue soon, though
My apologies and I hope you give us another chance.
In the world of cement, we don't allow this type of thing I will try
Is there anything else I can help you with today?
No. That was everything
Thank you Mr. Banter and I hope you have a great rest of your day!