Thanks for choosing AcmeBrands! How can I help you?
Your site is trash, if I'm being honest!
What seems to be the issue?
Your search just doesn't work. It reminds me of my ex-wife.
Let me see what I can do for you. The first thing I want you to try is simple, but it sometimes works, and that is logging out and then back in.

Can you let me know if that helps, please?
I've alrady tried that 3 times. It still doesn't work.
Okay. Have you tried clearing your cookies? That is often effective. Just go into your settings and click "More Details", and you can do it there.
okay, one sec. Is that going to erase my bookmarks?
No, only the cookies. Your bookmarks will remain intact.
Wow, I can't believe it, but that worked! You're very smart, aren't you?
I do what I can. Glad it helped! Can I help you with anything else today?
I appreciate it! That's all
You're welcome, have a nice night!