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Hello. I'm interested in some info about the $89 Michael Kors jacket.
Sure, what would you like to know about it?
Well I want to buy it, but I drink a lot of wine and am afraid of staining it. How would I get it out?
There are a number of steps, but they are simple. First, you need to get a cotton cloth wet and gently dab it on the stain. Next, put a little salt on the stain and let it sit for at least five minutes so it can absorb the extra water. After that, you need to boil some water and pour it on the stain to flush it out, then you can wash the jacket on the hottest water setting of your washer. That will completely get rid of any remaining marks. Then dry it on low-heat in your dryer or
Oh salt, how interesting! That sounds easy.
It is! It's a lot of steps, but each one is pretty quick. Is there anything else you need?
Nope. Just want to make sure I can drink my wine. ;-) Have a great day!
You too!