Hello. I have an issue with your site
Hello, how can I help you today? What seems to be the issue?
This is the problem. I went to purchase something but I was not able to do it The website is moving like a snail! I am very annoyed. Can you fix this?
Okay, lets see what we can do together to fix it.
Very well
Can you try another website to see if it's just us?
Of course I just visited my favorite website, The Washington Post and it was running fine
Okay, can you try logging out and back in again. That might fix it,
Yes Hmmm....I tried that I'm afraid it did not fix my issue
Okay, can you try closing all your other programs and tabs. They might be slowing things down.
All right I don't have very many tabs open but I will attempt this fix anyway Wow! To my great surprise, that appeared to do the trick Your website is running smoothly now
Yeah sometimes websites can be persnickety.
It's very fast and responsive They can
Is there anything else I can help you with?
No, that was it. Thank you for your service
Then have a nice day!