Hi, how can I help you?
I was wondering how I can get a premium membership. I'm thinking of buying some things on your site.
Okay, I am so happy that you want a membership

Membership cannot be bought directly. Rather, they are earned through repeated purchases over a period of time.  Bronze membership is given to any customers who have made over $500 worth of purchases in the last year. Silver membership is given for $1000 worth of purchases in the past year. Finally, Gold members are from $2000 of purchases and a short questionnaire. Do you have any other questions about membership? Hello, are you still there? Okay, well have a nice day!