Hello, how may I help you today?
Yea, what the heck is with these boots?
Do you have a FAQ about boots?  Perhaps to remove a stain?
Uhhh, no The boots aren't even available to buy Why? Are they stained? Should I be careful about something?
No, it just sounded like you had a question about boots
Yea, why are they out of stock? I'm pretty sure they were available just yesterday
Ok, to get started can I get your full name?
David Williams
I will look into that right now for your David What brand of boots are these?
Michael Kors Boots
I will write up a report about this and let the Purchasing Department know so they can do a better job next time
Ok, that's nice but can you get me the boots
If something is listed as out-of-stock on the website then we are out However, I can pre-order them for you so they ship right when we get the next batch
ok, let's do that then
Ok, these will ship to you immediately when available free of charge
Great, now I'm starting to understand why AcmeBrands customer service has such a good reputation
Well, thank you for that David Is there anything else I can help you with?
That's it, thanks
OK, well, have a wonderful day then!