Welcome to AcmeBrands. How may I help?
Hello! I'm trying to use the websire but its running really slow. Can you tell me why?
Sure. Let me check.
Sure, thanks!
I have notified the website team. In the meantime, let's try something else.

Try logging out and back in and let me know.
Sure, one second
OK
Alright, I tried it but it still seems to be running slow. Is there something else I can do?
Sure.

Please visit another website and let me know if it is slow there
Sure. The other website seemed to be running fine. Is there something else I can try?
Yes.

Please close all other tabs and programs and try again.
Sure. That worked! Thank you!
You're welcome. Anything else?