Hello! Thanks for contacting Acme. How can I help you today?
need to return these shirt its the wrong color
Of course, let me look into that for you. May I get your full name?
Rodriguez Domingo
I just need to bring up your account, Mr. Domingo.
can u step on it my Daughter has been kidnapped
OK, no pressure! I'll also need your Username, email address and order ID.
i need the refund for the ransom
That makes perfect sense, sir.
Phone Number: (716) 613-6340  Member Level: Gold  Email Address: rodriguezdomingo725@email.com  Username: rodriguezdomingo725  Order Statement Purchase Date: 2019-12-14  Order ID: 8878862528 vamanos! rapido
Yes sir. You are a gold member, correct Sir?
yes gold as my teeth i got a fancy grill put in
Very nice sir. As a gold member you get unlimited returns.
ya
Do you have an address for a printing label?
4041 Woodshore St  Baltimore, NY 17194
How would you like to process your return?
can you make my name daddy on that label btw
I can make that note for you.
PayPal
Paypal doesn't handle the mailing of items. I can either use mail, in store or a drop off center.
drop off
perfect.
sweet
Okay, that should do it. Is there anything else that I can help you with today?
nice wrap this up for me
Sir, you have my best wishes for the safe return of your daughter.