Thank you for shopping with AcmeBrands! How may I help you?
I am LIVID, I tell you. LIVID!
Oh no! What happened?
My name is Albert Sanders. I completed a return, but your incompetent company has yet to reverse the charge. THE NERVE!
Let's see what happened. May I have your username, email address, and order ID?
Username: as063432 Email Address: as063432@email.com
Do you also have your order ID handy? Uh oh, did I lose you?