Hi! How can I help you today?
I hope someone can help me! Every time I search this site, items are always out of stock
I'm sure we can! What's the problem? I see
This has got me at my wit's end
I apologize about this, one moment please.
Shouldn't I just be able to give my money
We absolutely want your business. What is your account ID, or your full name?
My full name is Rodriguez Domingo
Great

I am going to right up a report to the purchasing department so that they can do a better job.
I hope they will!
Again I am sorry about these issues, is there anything else I can help with today?
No, not for now.  Looks like eBay is my only hope. But you did everything you could
Great, we hope you return to acmecorp to give us your business after this is resolved. have a good day!!