Hello how can I help you today?
Everytime I go to order something it is out of stock!!
okay. I'm sorry to hear that. Let me look into that for you.
It is really frustrating.
So if I'm understanding correctly you have tried to purchase multiple items but they are all showing as out of stock?
Yes. It happens all the time. I'm so fed up with your company
I'm really sorry to hear that. I know how upset I would be if I were in your shoes. Lets dig into this and try to resolve the problem. Can you give me your full name and Account ID?
Joseph Banter I don't  know my account ID.
That's alright
I'm a gold member but I'm about to give up on your company!!
I've pulled up your account with your name Well I want to say Joseph is that we certainly do value your business. Not only that but by reaching out to us today we are going to be able to resolve this issue which will help us as well as other customers. I've just drafted a report and informed the purchasing department know about the issue.

I'm confident that this issue will be resolved in the near future.
I sure it does something! I was really wanting to buy some stuff today.
Allow me to express my appreciation for you bringing this issue to our attention.

You can use this promotional code on your next order for a discount. "U0PJM"
Thanks. Hopefully I can actually find something to buy!
Me too! Is there anything else I can do for you today?
No. I realize this isn't your fault. It is just frustrating.
I understand. Thank you and have a great day