welcome to AcmeBrands! how can I help you? is anyone there?
Hello! i keep trying to search for an item and getting 0 results
oh no! we want you to find lots of items, let's see what we can do to fix this will you please log out for your account, and then login again oddly enough, this is usually enough to fix this issue

did that help?
sorryt! that didnt seem to work Do you have anything else for me?
sure, sry that didn't help. perhaps you need to clear cookies
Let me try that now i'll restart! That seemed to do the trick!! thank you!
fabulous! is there anything else today?
nope that is aLl!
have a nice day! good bye for now