I am furious, I tell you! Simply furious!
Hello, how may I help you today? I am so sorry to hear that. I will do my best to resolve your issue.
My beloved spouse, who would simply NEVER lie to me (he knows what'll happen if he does) said that you removed my premium subscription from my account. What on EARTH is this nonsense? Is this how you retain customers? Ms. Crystal Minh will not put up with this nonsense! Nonsense twice, for emphasis!
I will try to get this resolved for you right away. Can you please give me your full name or account ID?
Ms. Crystal Minh, of the Northampton Minhs.
Thank you.

Please give me a moment to review your account.
I will grant you my patience, just this once!
I can confirm that your premium subscription is currently active, and it was never removed. There must have been a misunderstanding with your spouse.
Well I never! Are you saying my spouse is a liar? He will rue the day he was born. RUE IT!
He might have received a scam email that mislead him to think that the subscription was removed.
Thank you for your competence and assistance. I require nothing further.
Great. I am glad that we were able to resolve your issue. Thank you for your patience.
Thank you and good day.
Thank you. Have a great day!