Hey, my name is David Williams My cart isn't working
Thanks for contacting AcmeBrands, let me see how I can fix that for you

Before we do much else, can you please refresh the page and try again?
Ok, i already did it 3 times, but I'll do it again There, still broken just like last time!
Ok, perhaps the item is out of stock?
Nope I already looked into that as well Can you just make the purchase for me? That worked last time
Ok, sure What are you trying to buy?
Calvin Klein jacket for $94
Ok David, let me enter those details

Ok, I have gone ahead and done that for you
OK great yea, the website always seems to have glitches luckily customer service is always helpful
Well, thank you!
This has gone quite smoothly That's all I need
Yes, and you will be getting a confirmation email soon about your jacket
Great, thanks bye!
Good bye!