Hello! how cna i help you today?
Hi there. I'm trying to order something but your website is running extremely slow right now
oh i'm sorry! can you plesae try logging out and logging back in?
I literally can't do anything on the site sure, i will try, give me a second
In the meantime, I will write up a report to the website team to fix slow speeds
ok thanks. so i logged out and logged back in and it's still slow as heck.
i'm sorry! Can you try going to another website to see if that one is slow as well
ok hold on. Nope, still slow. maybe it's my internet!
is the other site slow as well?
yes I'll restart my router.
Okay great can i help you with anything else?