Welcome to AcmeBrands. How may I help?
Hi! Your website seems to be running really slow, to the point where I am unable to see anything.
ok. Let me see what I can do I will write a report ad notify our team. In the meantime:

Plese try logging out and then back in. Let me know if that helps.
One second
ok
That didn't seem to help. Any other ideas?
Please visit another site and let me know if that is slow as well.
Hmm. Sees like the other site is slow as well. It may be my internet, not just your site.
OK. That sounds right. ANything else I can help with today?
Nope. That is it. Thank you though
You're welcome. Have a great day!