Hello, how can I help you today?
So, I absolutely love your site and want to literally buy everything on it!  How can I improve my membership level?
So you would like to know what the membership levels are?
Well, I'm already gold.  What is higher than that? I mean as much stuff as I've already bought, I think there must be something higher.
You're actually already at the highest membership level! We do not currently offer any Platinum or Super Exclusive Access memberships. Did you have any other questions concerning membership levels?
I guess not.  Thanks.
Was there anything else I can help you with today?
No, thanks.
Ok thank you and have a great day!