Hi, there.  How may I help you?
Hey, this is Joseph Banter. Your website is CRAZY slow right now. Can you help me out?
Oh no!  Yes, Mr. Banter, I can offer some suggestions to see if we can fix it.
Great, I'm open to whatever you suggest!
Try logging out of your account and then log back in.
Tried that already, but I'll give it another go. One sec. Sadly, it's the same thing. Slowwwwwwww.
Try visiting another website.  The entire Internet might be running slow.
Because everybody be binge streaming during COVID, right? Okay, I'll try it ...
Exactly!
YouTube loads fine, but your site is still mad slow.
Try closing all the other tabs on your browser. Also, close all other programs, like YouTube, that are running.
Oh, snap. I do have 18 tabs open. Okay, one sec. Well what do you know, that helped! I feel like an idiot, but it's all good now. Thanks!
Great!  Glad I could help.  You're not an idiot.  It happens all of the time. Can I help you with anything else?
That's it!
Have a good day.