Hello, how can i help you
You can help me by letting me give you a piece of my mind, sir! I am FURIOUS with your company's constant out of stock nonsense. All I want is a dapper looking Michael Kors jacket for my upcoming ski trip. Truly, is that so much to ask?
I apologize for the inconvenience It is causing. I will try to help you. Can I first get your full name please. I will right up a report for you
My name is Sir David Williams, Esq and I will not contend with this out of stock tomfoolery any longer! I will take my business to the local shopping emporium before you know it!
I understand how upset you must be. We will get it under control. I just notified the purchasing deepartment. I can however also offer you a promo code to get a discount when the product is back in.
Well I suppose that will suffice. Bring forth the promo code!
here is the code HM273. And if you like I can also do a back order of the product. You can use the code for anything on site to get a hefty discount.
Well, fine. I will patronize your store once more, because I do appreciate a discount of substantial girth. Good day to you.
I once again apologize , Do you need anything else.
That is it. Good day.
Have a great day!