Hello, how can I help  you today?
Hi, I'm curious about the benefits of premium membership. I'm thinking about buying some stuff soon.
Okay let me pull that up for you.

All members are invited to our holiday party with an open bar and free flights from anywhere in the USA. Bronze members save on shipping and promo codes. Sliver members get everything previous and can have us make purchases for them and cancel at any time. Gold members get unlimited refunds and are always given the benefit of the doubt, along with previous perks. Is there anything else you'd like to know?
Ah okay, a gold membership sounds amazing. That's all I wanted to know right now. Have a nice day!
Then have a nice day!