Hello, how may I help you today?
I really hope someone can help me Every time I search on this site, everything is always out of stock!
I am so sorry to hear that. Let me look into that for you.
This has got me at my wit's end.  Can't I just give you my money like a normal person?!
Are you looking for a particular item?
I was hoping for the $54 Michael Kors boots, but if I see one more thing sold out, I'm just going to take my chances at Goodwill!
So you are seeing multiple items out of stock or only the boots?
about 9 out of 10 random things I've searched for have all been out of stock You did have a surprising abundance of Lee Carvello Putting-Green Shoes, but those are too expensive
Can I please have your full name or account ID?
Sanya Afzal is the name.  I'm shopping as a guest, so there is no account iD
I will write up and report and notify the purchasing department so that we can have your items in stock as soon as possible.
I sure hope so
Has this solved your issue?
That seems to be the best I could hope for
Is there anything else I can help you with today?
No that'll do it for me
Thank you. Have a great day!