hello
Hello, how can I help you today?
Is your website under a DDOS attack or something? it's incredibly slow right now.
Happy to help, may I have your name please?
why do you need my name? I just want to know why your website is so slow currently
It is gesture of courtesy, sir. anyway, I will check for you.
I am a woman. Don't call me sir please.
sorry about that. Did you try logging out and logging back in your account?
of course I have
did you try visiting other website first?
one sec. let me try that yes. all other websites are running fine
try closing all the other tabs on your browser then. also close other programs that may be running. too many programs running can cause a slowdown.
I don't see how that matters, but I will try No. It's still slow
I will write up a report about the slow speeds for the website team to fix.
ok hopefully you guys can fix it soon
Okay, now I can make the purchase for you if you want to.
No, that's fine. I will just wait.
Great, is there anything else that I can help you with?
that was all
Have a nice day!