Hello! How can I help you today?
I'm trying to use your website and it's so slow it's unusable.
Ok. Let me see what I can do for you. I'm going to notify the Website team so they can look into it.
Ok, thanks.  Should I wait?
have you tried logging out and back in? Sometimes that fixes it.
Let me try that. No luck.
Ok. Have you tried visiting another web site to see if it's also running slow?
Other websites seem to work fine.
Can you close all of your other browsers, and open it back up again please?
Sure, hold on. Yes, that seems to have fixed it.  Thank you!
Oh good! I'm so glad it worked. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
That's all.  Have a good day.
Thanks! You too!