how may i help you
Why are items always out of stock?
are you asking about our storewide stocking policy, or an item in particular?
i'm wondering why everytime i seem to shop for something, i'm informed the item is out of stock!  Are your inventory buyers that bad?
i can help you with that and get the info my apologies may i have your name?
Joseph Banter
to pull up your account

I will write a strongly worded memo to our purchasing team to make sure we can meet stock demands going forward

i do apologize for the issue
and maybe the web commerce department for allowing items not in stock to be visible on the site.
they have been notified as well i must apologize again for our availability of items is there anything else i can do to help you today?
okay.  i'll check back in a few days and if the issuescontinue, i'll have to shop elsewhere!
i can generate a promo code for use on your next purchase for this inconvienence

HP1ST
ok, i've made a note of it.
for your next purchase will that be all for today?
yes
have a good one