Hello. Thank you for contacting Acme. May I have your name please?
My name is Norman Bouchard, and my promo code keeps coming up invalid, i just got it two days ago!
Hello Norman, I will be happy to help you!  Can I please have your account ID?

Typically our promo codes only last for 7 days, are you saying you definitely got your code less than 7 days ago?
Yeah i just got it two days ago.
Ok, what is your membership level?
Guest, but i am hoping this order will make me a VIP :)
I'm sorry...unfortunately, there is not anything I can do to help out. I really apologize!
With my order, or with the joke upgrade suggestion?
I cannot help you with obtaining another promo code, I do apologize is there anything else I can try to do for you today?
So, you dont want my business? These are nice shoes, and the coupon code given to me should be valid.
I would love to have your business but my hands are tied here. I am very sorry.
I will take my business elsewhere and leave a bad review if you dont wish to honor your own offers.
I'm sorry.
About what, false advertising? Can i talk to your manager?
I can have a manager contact you. What is your phone number please?
(117) 979-8942, please do because i am highly unsatisfied. May i also have your name?
My name is Smith A manager will be contacting you shortly
john smith, jenny smith?
Smith Smith
alright, thanks smith smith
Is there anything else I can do for you? Sorry I could not help.
besides getting me my offer sorted out, no.
Have a great day.