Hi how may I help you today?
Why is the site running so slowly for me?
Oh I am sorry to hear that. We can try a couple things to figure out why. Can i get you to log out then back in? let me know if that works.

Did that help any?
That didn't help
Ok Can I get you to close all other tabs and also close other programs?

Does that help any?
Let me see
Well?
It seems to be working
Great. Is there anything else today?
No, that's all. Thanks
Great. Have a nice day.