Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
GUYS. What is up with your website today? It's loading like m o l a s s e s!
I am so sorry to hear that!! There are a few things we can try to fix the issue. May I ask who I am speaking with today?
Sanya Afzal Let's troubleshoot the shizz outta this, my friend. This Calvin Klein jacket isn't going to buy itself, amirite?
Okay Sanya, the first thing to try is to log out of your account and log back in. Can you try that and see if it speeds up?
Log out, log in. Got it. One sec!
We are going to get that jacket on you in record time!! You will be stylin'!!
Hahaha, word. But no dice, logging out/in didn't help. What's next?
Alrighty, how about closing all the other tabs you have open? You don't need to do anything else beside shop with us, do you?! ;)
Maybe y'all are discriminating against Bronze members. :P
Never!!
And hey! Cat videos on YouTube are *always* a necessity! Alright alright, let's see if that helps ...
Oh, I'm down for the puppy videos.
Cats > Puppies ;)
I waste too much time on TikTok...
Don't give me ideas! But nope, that didn't work either.
Not that I want you looking at other websites, but can you open another one and see if it slow? I want to see if it our site or your connection.
Well let's see, I'm sure trying to load my state's unemployment website will be a fun experiment! One sec ...
Ugh. That one will for sure be slow!!
Okay, that was a terrible example because it crashed instantly. BUT! I went back to the store website and now it's blazing. What is this witchcraft?! Thanks, Obama!
I think you just have the magic touch! ANd you really need that jacket! Anything else I can help you with today?
My friend, thanks to your help, I'm going to buy TWO jackets, wear them at the same time, and be double styin'. STYLIN. Dammit. That's it! Thanks for everything!
Haha, good for you! Enjoy all those cat videos - not like we can get out and do much else!