AcmeBrands, how may I help you?
why is your website so slow. i can't get anything done!
Let me help you with that.

Can you tell me if you are having trouble with other websites or is it just AcmeBrands website
it's just yours. it's impossible to view anyting
Ok

Can you log out of your account and then log back in to see if is any faster.
hmmm. i logged back in but it's still really bad
I am sorry that didn't work.

Are you running any other programs or do you any have any other tabs open on your browser?
oh lemme check
If you do, can you please close them. Sometimes they can cause a slowdown.
oh that seems to have fixed things. i was running photoshop and illustrator!
They are very big programs,so I can see how they would cause a slowdown. Can I help you with anything else?
no, the website is working much better now. thank you
Have a good day.