Hello How can I help you out today?
I am really, really frustrated with your store. There are MANY items that ALWAYS seem to be out of stock!
I am so sorry. Its always busy at the end of the season. Can I have your name please?
My name is Count Alessandro Phoenix, of the Wolvershire Phoenixes.
I am preparing a report for the Purchasing Department right now.
This out of stock tomfoolery would never happen on Savile Row!
I have sent a formal complaint to the purchasing department.
Tell your purchasing department that I will be patronizing this sham of a brand no longer.
May I send you a promo code for your inconvenience?
There is no point, I shan't be using it.
Ok well have a nice day.