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| <! Why did you betray us? Why are you taking our rights? What ever happened > | |
| <! to the law of the land? 757 1020 > | |
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| <TITLE>US (Japan's) Department of Injustice Home Page</TITLE> | |
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| <DIV ALIGN=right><P><IMG SRC="1020757.jpg" HEIGHT=100 WIDTH=300></P></DIV> | |
| <CENTER><P><IMG SRC="home.gif" HEIGHT=195 WIDTH=550></P></CENTER> | |
| <CENTER><P><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"><FONT SIZE=+2>This page is in violation | |
| of the Communications Decency Act!</FONT></FONT> | |
| <HR></P></CENTER> | |
| <P><B><I><FONT COLOR="#008040"><FONT SIZE=+2>Special words from our Forefather | |
| George Washington</FONT></FONT></I></B></P> | |
| <CENTER><P><IMG SRC="george.jpg" HEIGHT=352 WIDTH=486 ALIGN=ABSCENTER></P></CENTER> | |
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| <HR></FONT></FONT>NOTE: </B>This <A HREF="http://www.paranoia.com/wwweed">World | |
| Wide Web</A> server is currently <A HREF="http://gopher.usdoj.gov/disclaim.html">under | |
| destruction.</A></P> | |
| <P>As the largest law firm in the Nation, the Department of Justice serves | |
| to punish all who don't agree with the moral standards set forth by <A | |
| HREF="http://www.clinton96.org/">Clinton</A> | |
| (tm). We are a bureaucratic assembly of laywers, politicians, and criminals | |
| (I repeat myself) and are privately owned by the nation of Japan. We operate | |
| by enslaving our citizens with taxation. We hate all the mexicans that | |
| swim into our country and take our jobs. We <A | |
| HREF="http://www.cum.net/">censor</A> | |
| our slaves and punish them severly for disobeying. We are greater than | |
| God. Anything and anyone different must be jailed.</P> | |
| <P><FONT COLOR="#800080"><FONT SIZE=+4>BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU! WE | |
| ARE BIG BROTHER! HAIL YOUR NEW MASTER!</FONT></FONT></P> | |
| <P> | |
| <HR width="100%"></P> | |
| <PRE><B><FONT COLOR="#008040"><FONT SIZE=+2>CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS TAKEN SO FAR</FONT></FONT></B></PRE> | |
| <UL> | |
| <LI><B><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"><FONT SIZE=+2>1st Amendment</FONT></FONT></B></LI> | |
| <UL> | |
| <LI><B><FONT COLOR="#0000FF"><FONT SIZE=+1>We have Freedom of Speech?</FONT></FONT></B></LI> | |
| </UL> | |
| <LI><B><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"><FONT SIZE=+2>2nd Amendment</FONT></FONT></B></LI> | |
| <UL> | |
| <LI><B><FONT COLOR="#0000FF"><FONT SIZE=+1>We can bear Arms?</FONT></FONT></B></LI> | |
| </UL> | |
| <LI><B><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"><FONT SIZE=+2>4th Amendment</FONT></FONT></B></LI> | |
| <UL> | |
| <LI><B><FONT COLOR="#0000FF"><FONT SIZE=+1>We have Privacy?</FONT></FONT></B></LI> | |
| </UL> | |
| <LI><B><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"><FONT SIZE=+2>8th Amendment</FONT></FONT></B></LI> | |
| <UL> | |
| <LI><B><FONT COLOR="#0000FF"><FONT SIZE=+1>100,000$ isn't excessive Bail?</FONT></FONT></B></LI> | |
| </UL> | |
| </UL> | |
| <P><I><FONT COLOR="#008040"><FONT SIZE=+2>Free speech in the land of the | |
| free? Arms in the home of the brave? Privacy in a state of wiretaps and | |
| government intrusion? Unreasonable searches? We are a little behind our | |
| 1984 deadline, but working slowly one amendment at a time. It is hard to | |
| trick hundreds of millions of people out of their freedoms, but we should | |
| be complete within a decade. Here is a list of some of our accomplishments.</FONT></FONT></I></P> | |
| <P> | |
| <HR width="100%"></P> | |
| <P><B><TT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"><FONT SIZE=+2>ACCOMPLISHMENTS</FONT></FONT></TT></B></P> | |
| <UL> | |
| <LI><B><FONT SIZE=+1><A HREF="cda.txt">NET CENSORSHIP!</A></FONT></B></LI> | |
| <LI><B><FONT SIZE=+1><A HREF="affirm.txt">President Clinton's Speech on | |
| Affirmative Action - 7/19/95</A></FONT></B></LI> | |
| <LI><B><FONT SIZE=+1><A HREF="vawo/index.html">Violence Against | |
| Women Organization</A></FONT></B></LI> | |
| </UL> | |
| <P><B><TT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"><FONT SIZE=+2>EVIL WORKS OF THE ANTICHRIST</FONT></FONT></TT></B></P> | |
| <UL> | |
| <LI><B><FONT SIZE=+1><A HREF="letter.txt">Internet Declaration of Independence</A></FONT></B></LI> | |
| </UL> | |
| <P> | |
| <HR></P> | |
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| <CENTER><P><TT><FONT SIZE=+1>exon.senate.gov</FONT></TT></P></CENTER> | |
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| <CENTER><P><TT><FONT SIZE=+1>exon.senate.gov</FONT></TT></P></CENTER> | |
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| <CENTER><P><TT><FONT SIZE=+1>gates.whitehouse.gov</FONT></TT></P></CENTER> | |
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| <CENTER><P>1</P></CENTER> | |
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| <CENTER><P><TT><FONT SIZE=+1>clinton.whitehouse.gov</FONT></TT></P></CENTER> | |
| </TD> | |
| </TR> | |
| </TABLE> | |
| <P> | |
| <HR width="100%"></P> | |
| <P><B><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"><FONT SIZE=+2>TOP 10 REASONS FOR SUPPORTING | |
| THE COMMUNICATIONS DECENCY ACT</FONT></FONT></B></P> | |
| <OL> | |
| <LI><B><FONT COLOR="#0000FF"><FONT SIZE=+1>If you show disagreement you | |
| will be prosecuted.</FONT></FONT></B></LI> | |
| <LI><B><FONT COLOR="#0000FF"><FONT SIZE=+1>Wait, I never liked [CENSORED]</FONT></FONT></B></LI> | |
| <LI><B><FONT COLOR="#0000FF"><FONT SIZE=+1>New ideas are of the devil.</FONT></FONT></B></LI> | |
| <LI><B><FONT COLOR="#0000FF"><FONT SIZE=+1>Dole said it would help the | |
| economy.</FONT></FONT></B></LI> | |
| <LI><B><FONT COLOR="#0000FF"><FONT SIZE=+1>Who really needs to use words | |
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| <LI><B><FONT COLOR="#0000FF"><FONT SIZE=+1>You were tired of foreigners | |
| asking for pictures of your girlfriend.</FONT></FONT></B></LI> | |
| <LI><B><FONT COLOR="#0000FF"><FONT SIZE=+1>You were moving to a free country | |
| anyways.</FONT></FONT></B></LI> | |
| <LI><B><FONT COLOR="#0000FF"><FONT SIZE=+1>Because Gingrich said so.</FONT></FONT></B></LI> | |
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| right here!</FONT></FONT></B></LI> | |
| </OL> | |
| <P> | |
| <HR width="100%"><B><I><FONT COLOR="#800040"><FONT SIZE=+1>Congress shall | |
| make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the | |
| free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; | |
| or the right of the people to peaceably assemble, and to petition the government | |
| for a redress of grievances. | |
| <HR width="100%"><BR> | |
| </FONT></FONT></I>To leave <A HREF="mailto:president@whitehouse.gov">feedback</A>.</B></P> | |
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