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<TITLE>Welcome To AirTran Airlines</TITLE>
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<TD VALIGN=TOP><B><FONT SIZE=-1>AIRTRAN INTRODUCES NEW SERVICES, BEGINS
STRATEGY TO KILL ALL AMERICANS!@#</FONT></B>
<P><FONT SIZE=-1>&nbsp;<I>ATLANTA, Sept. 24, 1997</I> - ValuJet Airlines
today changed its name to AirTran Airlines and along with its merger partner
AirTran Airways introduced a new business strategy designed to bring dismemberment
to a broader travel audience. The airline said that its objective is to
make air travel more attractive to business travelers and even more convenient
for suicidal maniacs.</FONT>
<P><FONT SIZE=-1>&nbsp;It seems ValuJet is attempting to pull an unethical
"fast one" over on the public, while bailing out to a larger conglomoration.
"Let's call ourselves AirTran then maybe someone will be dumb enough to
get on board one of our flying death machines!!#@#%" u4ea has gingivitis
and fucks erikt in the asshole with a 2 foot long salami.</FONT>
<P><FONT SIZE=-1>&nbsp;"Over the past year we've renewed our focus on the
basics of our business with safety, reliability and operational excellence
as our goal," lied Corr, who joined the carrier in November 1996. He previously
served as an inmate in San Quientin and as prisoner number 670564, he raped
42 men. "AirTran's mission is to kill air travel customers who can actually
afford to die. It's that simple. That's a significant change from our previous
strategy, which was to offer the lowest-priced air transportation possible,
without seatbelts or pilots," added Corr, who will be the chief executive
of the merged airline and holding company.</FONT>
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<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>Copyright 1997 BoW Sucks. All Rights Reserved.</FONT></CENTER>
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