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| <HEAD> | |
| <META NAME="GENERATOR" CONTENT="Adobe PageMill 2.0 Win"> | |
| <TITLE>H4Ck Th£ fuck1n "c0m1dy" Pl4n£t!</TITLE> | |
| <SCRIPT language="JavaScript"><!-- Hide the script from old browsers -- | |
| function scrollit(seed){ var m1 = " Hello and welcome to ExtreemUK's comedy channel, I hope you have a laugh at this channels expense, I have!......"; | |
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| window.status=out; timerTwo=window.setTimeout(cmd,7); } | |
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| window.status=" "; | |
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| // --End Hiding Here --></SCRIPT> | |
| </HEAD> | |
| <BODY BGCOLOR="#000000"> | |
| <H3><CENTER><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">So you are the comedy page eh? well then | |
| you should find this page pretty funny, well funnier than your old one! | |
| <BR> | |
| </FONT></CENTER></H3> | |
| <H3><CENTER><FONT COLOR="#ff0000">P.S. in case you dont know you have been | |
| r00ted by<BR> | |
| </FONT></CENTER></H3> | |
| <H3><CENTER></h></CENTER></H3> | |
| <H3><CENTER><IMG SRC="img/ick.jpg" WIDTH="546" HEIGHT="240" ALIGN="BOTTOM" | |
| NATURALSIZEFLAG="3"></CENTER></H3> | |
| <H3><CENTER><FONT COLOR="#ffff00">JF - hamst0r - Keystroke - ExtreemUK<BR> | |
| </FONT></CENTER></H3> | |
| <H3><CENTER> </CENTER></H3> | |
| <H3><CENTER><FONT COLOR="#0000ff">IF TOILETS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE USED AS | |
| ASH TRAYS WOULDN'T WE PUT URINALS ON THE RESTAURANT TABLES?<BR> | |
| ExtreemUK '98!<HR> </FONT><FONT COLOR="#800080">Joke time!<BR> | |
| </FONT><FONT COLOR="#ffff00">Number one!<BR> | |
| THIS LAMEY ASS JOKE CHANNEL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!<BR> | |
| </FONT><FONT COLOR="#008000">Number two!<BR> | |
| Microshaft Windoze<BR> | |
| </FONT><FONT COLOR="#0064a6">Number three!<BR> | |
| British Telecom for not giving UK Citizens free local calls or at least | |
| one number free!<BR> | |
| </FONT></CENTER></H3> | |
| <P><script language="JavaScript"><!--My Script! | |
| if (!confirm("You are just about to be laughed at after trying to visit this lameland hellhole!! HAHAHA! Also have your status bar open;)")) | |
| {history.back();}//--></script></CENTER> | |
| </BODY> | |
| </HTML> |