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| <title>FUCK YOU</title> | |
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| <p align="center"><font color="#FF0000"><strong>THE REASONS WHY MIKEY MUST GO!</strong></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font face="Arial"><small><small>He sacks the two best managers ever | |
| seen at the club for decades.</small></small></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font face="Arial"><small><small>He sells players on the cheap and | |
| pockets the cash himself by contracting players to his company rather than the club</small></small></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font face="Arial"><small><small>He rips the club off by charging the | |
| club rent for the new East Stand, gathering huge amounts of interest at the same time.</small></small></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font face="Arial"><small><small>He disregards the views of the | |
| supporters and publicly slags them off.</small></small></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font face="Arial"><small><small>He is now the Manager of the football | |
| team, despite having no qualifications to do so and has taken the club from the middle of | |
| Division Two to the bottom of the Third Division.</small></small></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font face="Arial"><small><small>He bought the club for £1 million, and | |
| payed off debts of £700000, but now claims the club owes him several million pounds, | |
| despite the millions gained from transfer fees.</small></small></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font face="Arial"><small><small>He thinks he's bigger than the football | |
| club.</small></small></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font face="Arial"><small><small>He claims to have had encounters with | |
| aliens.</small></small></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font face="Arial"><small><small>He's stripping the club of all it's | |
| assets (players)</small></small></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font face="Arial"><small><small>He thinks he's doing a good job!</small></small></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font face="Arial" color="#FFFF00"><small><strong><small>He's an | |
| Arsehole!</small></strong></small></font></p> | |
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