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<!-- HFG 98 -->
<!-- chili.rt66.com Carolyn Meinel sucks a NuT and eats CHILI -->
<!-- mack.rt66.com CPM forces us to sh0w customers have bad CREDIT -->
<!-- www.elitehackers.org/~darkknight Dark Knegro has gno security -->
<!-- sps.motorola.com Motorola wh1tey hands us r00t -->
<!-- www.mot.co.jp Motorola ch1nkz hand us r00t -->
<!-- classifieds.penthouse.com Told you we hacked for girlies! -->
<!-- www.elitehackers.org Saying hi to Horn Dog -->
<!-- www.mchammer.com Too legit to quit!@$ -->
<!-- M4ST3R P1MP - SUPREME HFG ROOLER -->
<!-- SLUT PUPPY - HFG SLUT -->
<!-- S1D3K1CK SL4PPY - HFG GRAFIKAL ARTISTE' -->
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<title>HFG 0WNS MAH DUMB AZZ</title>
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F1RST 0FF, WE HAVE T0 SAY.. WE 0WN YER DUMB ASS.
4ND R3MEMB3R, DUMB ASS 1S OFT3N CUTE 4SS. AND WE L1KE CUTE ASS.
<!-- Just because we type in all caps and use 'elite' speak doesn't mean -->
<!-- we are kids, or we don't own your dumb ass. For everyone who calls -->
<!-- us immature kids, it shows one more person has underestimated us. -->
<!-- And worse, what does that say about their security? That "immature -->
<!-- kids" were able to bypass their 25,000 dollar firewalls, bypass -->
<!-- the security put there by admins with XX years of experience or a -->
<!-- XXX degree from some college. Nyah Nyah. -->
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<!-- "The best is the enemy of the good." -->
<!-- - Voltaire -->
S3C0ND, WER3 T00 L3G1T T00 QU1T!@#$@!#$
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S1NC3 WE AR3 N0W INTERN3T TERR0RISTZ, W3 F1GURE WE SH0ULD DEMAND
S0ME RANSOM OR SOMETHING. SO, PAY US 92 GIRLIEZ, 5 BILLION IN
MCHAMMER CDS AND FAN ZINES, AND MAYBE A RADIO OR THREE. THEN
WE STOP HACKING YOUR DUMB ASS.
<!-- Labeling us as such is not constructive. If we find the time and -->
<!-- effort to hack a few pages, labeling us "terrorists" will only -->
<!-- further annoy us and provoke us since it is absurd to make -->
<!-- such parallels between two disparate groups. The real reason -->
<!-- we put any blame on Carolyn Meinel is because of her obtuse -->
<!-- over-dramatizations of our actions. Did we hold anyone hostage? -->
<!-- No. Did we 'terrorize' anyone? No. Did we point out the -->
<!-- inadequacy of her ISP? Hell yes. End of story. -->
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SO T0NIGHT W3 WERE B0RED AGAIN (G0 F1GURE), AND LISTENING TO SOME
HIP HOP PARTY MUZAK, SO WE DECIDED TO HIT THE PINNACLE OF RAP.
1TZ KINDA FUNNY H0W YOU L00K BACK 0N S0METH1NG LIKE THE MCHAMMER
REVOLUT10N AND P0ND3R H0W S1LLY IT R3ALLY WAS.. AND N0 TAL3NT WH1TE
B0YZ WH0 T0UR3D W1TH HIM TH4T AR3NT W0RTHY 0F CR3AT1V3 J0K3S N0W.
AHHH, THE G00D 0LD D4YS! 1 STILL WANT A PA1IR 0F TH0SE PANTZ.
N0W THAT H3 (L1K3 US) AR3 T00 L3G1T T00 QU1T, W0ND3R WHAT IS 0N
THE H0R1Z0N...
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AS UZUAL, CAR0LYN M3INEL ASKED US TO HIT A MORE C0MM3RCIAL
S1T3, BUT SHE ASKED US NOT T0 M3NTION H3R NAME. SO, BE QUI3T
AB0UT THAT, 1TZ 0UR SEKRET.
<!-- Truth be known, she is writing a chapter about us in her second -->
<!-- book. She has contacted HFG on numerous occasions asking us if -->
<!-- we could show our 'hacking prowess' (her words) so that she may -->
<!-- cover it exclusively in her book. She offered us 10% of the -->
<!-- book earnings and we agreed. Since she doesn't know how to -->
<!-- read these comments using her Internet Explorer, we are giving -->
<!-- her a slap in the face. Her goal all along has been to lead us -->
<!-- on, watch us get busted, then write about us.. a la Markoff/Mitnick, -->
<!-- Shimomoru/Mitnick, Quittner/MOD, Stoll/Hess.. see a pattern forming -->
<!-- here? We sure do. -->
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HFG R4P FOR Y0U:
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Jack,
Relax.
We're hackin' to the max.
No lame attacks
on your exec_stacks.
We're pitchin' flack
'cause yer security's slack.
Just the facts.
We kicked yer gluteous max.
It's a parallax,
you dig?
We move around,
the small gets big,
it's a rig.
It's action,
reaction,
r00tin' interaction.
So who's afraid
of our infractions?
Can't get no satisfaction
from the facts?
You better run, homeboy.
A hack's a hack
from Nome to Rome, boy.
What's the deal?
We spun the wheel,
'cause the dice were hot,
we took a shot.
We played your cards,
showed you what we got -
what we're holdin'
and when the cards are cold
we don't go foldin'.
Lady Luck is golden.
She favors the bold,
And we're COLD.
Stop throwin' stones
because we got the hackin' jones
so dig our hacker rap,
'cause babe, yer 0wned!
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HFG 1S PROUD TO 0FFER OUR N3W S3CURITY TRAIN1NG SEMINARZ 1N
A REC0RD1NG STUD10 N3AR YOU. F0R 7561.99 +TAX, YOUR ADM1NZ
CAN L3ARN H0W N0T T0 G1VE UP R00T SO 3ASILY. TOO G00D TO B3
TRUE YOU ASK? C0NSIDER WE R00TED TH1S B0X OFF 'SENDMAIL 2.1' IN 8.1
S3CONDS. NOT BAD HUH?
<!-- Obviously we don't really offer training seminars, but -->
<!-- damn well we should. Look at how many clueless admins are -->
<!-- out there. Look at what kind of proprietary data they are -->
<!-- tasked to guard. Think of how easy it is to get past their -->
<!-- pathetic defenses and compromise their security. I knew -->
<!-- working as a Taco Bell manager wouldn't cut it. -->
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W3 AR3 TH3 GR3Y HAT _ROBIN HOODS_ 0F HACK1NG!
W3 FEEL UP TH3 R1CH, AND L1V3 F0R M0RE!
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PL3ASE V1S1T AND SUPPORT S1TES WE D0N'T 0WN:
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.kevinmitnick.com">FREE KEVIN YA DUMB WHOREZ!</a>
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<li><a href="http://www.hackerz.com">IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD OUR SEMINAR...</a>
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<li><a href="http://www2.thecia.net/users/rnewman/scientology/home.html">FIGHT THESE CRIMINALS</a>
<li><a href="http://www.scientology-kills.net">THE GOOD GUYS</a>
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<li><a href="http://www.l0pht.com">THESE GUYS R00L</a>
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HFG '98 BABY !
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H4CK1NG 4 G1RL13Z
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PS: 0UR C0MMENTS ARE M0RE 'LEET THAN 0UR TEXT. DOWNLOAD THE SOURCE
T0 TH1S PAGE AND P0NDER 0UR W1ZD0M.
<!-- You foolish windows chumps probably will never see any of the -->
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PPS: Y3S!@#$ WE ARE B0R3D, QU1T ASK1NG US.
<!-- Yes, it truly is boredom that sparked these pages. -->
PPPS: HFG WOULD LIKE TO GREET: HFG, KEVIN MITN1CK, GALF, HFG, SOD,
RWO, HFG, ADM, CCC, EL8, PHRACK, HFG, GU1LD,
ABC, THFC, HFG, AND OUR DOG.
PPPPS: U4EA SM3LLS LIKE HANDCUFFS.
<!-- For those of you out of the loop, the hacker known as 'u4ea' is -->
<!-- an FBI informant. He has been for well over a year now. -->
<!-- Speaking of FBI.. did we forget to mention what Carolyn Meinel -->
<!-- offered to do for us? If asked who we were, or if she had any -->
<!-- knowledge of who we are, she offered to give misleading information -->
<!-- to the FBI in order to help us continue our hacking spree. She -->
<!-- assured us that she had plenty of other people to focus the FBI's -->
<!-- attention on, and that they would "surely take the heat". The only -->
<!-- qualifier to this arrangement, is that she get exclusive rights to -->
<!-- our 'story'. -->
PPPPPS: J-D0G, LIGHT3N UP. 1T WAZ A J0K3, N0TH1NG ELSE. T3LL Y3R
B1TCH AZZ UPSTR3AM ADM1N T0 G3T S0M3 SECUR1TY. '0WN3D'
1Z A N1C3 WAY 0F PUTT1NG 1T. W3 0NLY M3SS3D W1TH YOU CUZ
0F THAT DARK KNEGR0 GUY.
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