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<p align="center"><font size="7" face="Arial"><strong>The
Bunghouse</strong></font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="4" face="Arial"><strong>Dedicated
To All You Gay Readers Out There!</strong></font></p>
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src="http://www.the-egg.net/uobughouse/ce.gif" width="141"
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<p align="center"><font size="4" face="Arial"><strong>Cuz
Remember: Faggots Rule The Earth!</strong></font><br>
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<td bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#FFFFFF">November
13th- I admit I have had an improper relationship.....</font></td>
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<td>Yes, I do know Im a homosexual, and bashing me and
all of EGG is simply the best way to get me fired, so get
started! And by the way, the graphic up top really is an
upside down condom!! And in case youre wondering, it is
actual size.. The one I wear. -ChefEGG - 5:00pm.</td>
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<td bgcolor="#000000" height="3"><font color="#FFFFFF">Dildos
For All You Gay Mother Fuckers!</font></td>
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<td>I've created the Dildos page, so go here to find the
latest reviews and news on the type of Dildos I use! 9
inch Dildos, 14 inchers, 20 inchers! Coming Soon: Real
moving .gifs featuring all your favourite Egg staff! And
a substitute dildos page!! -ChefEGG - 4:50pm.</td>
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<td bgcolor="#000000" height="3"><font color="#FFFFFF">Shove
It You Bastards! Literally!</font></td>
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<td>Try this for me: Take a zucchini, as long and as
thick as possible, from your fridge and cram it up your
ass as high as you can, until you can feel it in your
mouth! And then pull it in and out. Repeat until sore!
Dont be afaird if theres a little blood... Its to be
expected! -ChefEGG - 3:47pm.</td>
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<td bgcolor="#000000" height="3"><font color="#FFFFFF">Faggots
Like To Ramble! Well Whenever They Dont Got Dicks In
Their Mouths!</font></td>
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<td>OK, comment time... Now... I used to be straight, but
the allure of Eggberts creamy white ass was too much for
me!!!! I confess, Im weak! Those two big fleshy globes,
full of cellulite.... MMMMM Just too much!!!! *Smacks his
lips* Gimme Gimme Gimmie!!!<p>This time around I am
looking to go for a threesome. Interested?? Maybe we can
get a foursome, or a fivesome, maybe even a sixsome!
Hell, lets jus' get as many of you faggots out there to
come fuck me! Fosco, you free?? What about you Eggman?
Eggtomic? WOOKIE? YES I always knew youd be there to fuck
me! Thanks so much you wide ass faggot!!</p>
<p>Id also like to confirm that yes, each of my ass
cheeks has a W tatooed on it. The reason? So that when I
bend over, my ass says 'WOW'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>I am &quot;maintaining&quot; this site for EGG,
because, were all gay here, and need a site made by gays,
for gays, and with gays. Rainbow flags anyone?? No
seriously, I maintain it, because, well..... I cant get a
good fuck anywhere else!</p>
<p>Being the maintainer does come with a few perks
though! Whenever I pass by a fellow employee, they sit on
my face!</p>
<p>One more thing, theres an email in the cumbag that
says I am back to BASIC doggy-style sex, and that they
had 69s, blah blah. I would just like to say that I am
one of EGG's Flaming Queens. In fact I am THE Flaming
Queen. If you have ever seen the Trading Post, you see 9+
Flaming Queens, at any one time, and the best part is,
they are running off one dildo! <strong>Mine</strong>. I
know well the ways of 69 and advanced doggy-style. I
chose simplicity and quick cumming on certain people.
-ChefEGG - 3:47pm.</p>
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<td bgcolor="#000000" height="3"><font color="#FFFFFF">Continue
The Orgy!!!!</font></td>
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<td>I fixed the dildo links, all better! No need to use
the dog anymore! <p>Ah what the hell, keep using the
dog.....-ChefEGG - 1:58pm.</p>
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<td bgcolor="#000000" height="3"><font color="#FFFFFF">You
Know You Want Me!!!!!!!!!</font></td>
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<td>I have put up a cumbag, where you can see EVERY drop
of cum I get, or give off! The link is right above. Try
not to cream in your pants while youre there. It can get
pretty messy at times!-ChefEGG - 1:31pm.</td>
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<td bgcolor="#000000" height="3"><font color="#FFFFFF">Wham
Bamm Thank You Eggman!!!</font></td>
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<td>I hear the dildo links arent working.. *fixing*
&quot;Ill get back to ya Eggman, hold on! DONT CUM
WITHOUT ME!&quot;. -ChefEGG - 1:31pm.</td>
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<td bgcolor="#000000" height="3"><font color="#FFFFFF">My
Ding-a-ling! My Ding-a-ling! I Want You To Play, With My
Ding-a-ling!</font></td>
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<td><b>I recieved this in my condom when I woke up: </b><p>It
seems after the recent patches on my overused condom, its
finally fallen apart. Sigh, .25 cent condoms are so
expensive these days! I was testing the new latex-less
condoms earlier this evening, I give em two Bones up.</p>
<p>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY UP!</p>
<p>Tell me what you find out about those when you use em!
-ChefEGG - 1:31pm.</p>
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<td bgcolor="#000000" height="3"><font color="#FFFFFF">WHEN
FAGGOTS RULED THE EARTH!</font></td>
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<td>Well, to put it lightly.... after involvement in a
40+ sexual encounters, many orgasms, and much jizz, there
have been 2 major casualties. Fosco and Eggbert. Seems
they swallowed too much of my jizz, too often, and it
gave em heart attacks. Ah well! Well because of that, I
now have two positions open at the bughouse, Cocksucker,
and Bumfucker, email me if ya wanna apply! And please,
hurry! I cant go much longer! I might have to fuck a real
woman! Whose is it? WHOSE IS IT? -Chef EGG - 2:15am. </td>
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