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[eCh0] -- Inside the mind of EzOoNs -- [eCh0]

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This was a story taken on the known psychopath/scizophreniac known to the
net-izens as EzOoNs. Everything in this story is true and was taken from
reputable sources. 

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[Begginning]
It started off one day in a young childs bedroom, he grew a fascination
out of looking at the private parts of young men. He knew it was wrong,
but he liked it anyway. Soon he met another young man with the same
likings, his name was BORT. EzOoNs and his new companion started acting
out the things they saw in their T-Girls porno mag. It was all ok until
one day EzOoNs mom walked in and busted him, "WHAT IN THE NAME OF JESUS
FUCKING GAYZ ARE YOU DOING SON! PUT YOUR LITTLE PECKER IN YOUR PANTS!
MUASH!". EzOoNs and BORT were so embarrassed and scared that they never
dared to go to eachothers houses again, they decided to chat on the
internet. 

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[Interviews]
<Scottit0> Well, I always knew he was gay, I just didnt know if I wanted
to say anything.
<eCh0> I see, did EzOoNs or BORT ever attempt to force sexual acts on you?
<Scottit0> Well, i can't say for BORT, but there were several occasions
where EzOoNs would walk over to me with his pants down and rub my face
with his penis.
<eCh0> And you let him?
<Scottit0> Sure..well..i kind of like it you know..
<eCh0> And that was all?
<Scottit0> There were other times, I can remember one incident where I was
sitting on the toilet reading the latest issue of T-Girls, trying to whack
off, EzOoNs bust the door down and jumped on my dick, landing ass first, i
couldn't do anything, so I just enjoyed it, it's not like I would be
getting real pussy anytime soon anyway.
<eCh0> I'm sorry, but that is sick.
<Scottit0> I can't help it man, sorry.
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<eCh0> So how's it goin EzOoNs?
<EZOONS> MUAASH! UDP KISD! HAHAHAHA
<EZOONS> YORU NOT HACKERS, MUSAHSAHSAHSHAHS
<eCh0> I see..
<EZOONS> MUAHASHASHASHA, ALL YOU DO IS UDP KID, PEPSI 5 NOTHIN AHHAHA
<EZOONS> YOU CANT DROP ME, MUASH, GAY FUCK SUCK HAHAHA
<EZOONS> AHHAHAHA, I HAVE LUNIX REDHART TOO! I WILL UDP ALL OF YOU,
MUIASHASHASHAHS
<eCh0> Well, EzOoNs, can you explain your homosexual relationship with
BORT?
<eCh0> It is for a new biography on you.
<EZOONS> MAUFSHASHAHSHA, BIOGRAPHY THIS SUCK FUCK GAY AHAHHA
<EZOONS> I SPAMED KENS BOARD AND I DOS'D KENS ISP, HAHAHA, TRY TO STOP ME
<eCh0> That's like, not cool man.
<EZOONS> FUCK YOU FUCK SUCK NIGGER AHHAHA, MUSHASHAHSHAHS
[This continued on for about 4 more hours with "fuck suck" "muash", etc]
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<^Dreamer> Go away eCh0, your always messing with me!
<eCh0> I'm not messing with you man, I just need to ask some questions.
<eCh0> We all know you enjoy touching penis's, but what do you think
drives EzOoNs?
<^Dreamer> I dont like the way you guys exploit EzOoNs man, after my
girlfriend dumped me because i have downsyndrome, EzOoNs was the closest I
could get to a woman, he showed me lovin like a real man..UP THE ASS.
<eCh0> Didn't you guys ever do anything else besides gay sex?
<^Dreamer> Sure, when i first met EzOoNs, I was un-circumsized, then I
noticed BORT had a circumsision kit he stole from the hotel JP stayed in,
so we tried it out.
<eCh0> Do you mind explaining exactly how that worked?
<^Dreamer> Well really you just put the end of your dick into this
axe sort of device, and you pushed the button, it slices it by itself, it
also took off part of my head too, but oh well, nothings perfect!
<eCh0> You are just fucking sick! The Republic of Ruchalski will declare
you an enemy of the state for reasons: Public Gayness (Soliciting sex to
young children).

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[More info]

The story of the young man EzOoNs is truely a disturbing one, now wanted
for crimes against the republic of Ruchalski, EzOoNs and BORT are
renegades who venture the internet looking for someone else to turn unto
the power of the Gay Side. If you run across this young man please contact
Debgot Minut Jebcho, the ruler of The Peoples Republic of Ruchalski

-This has been a Goat Presentation-

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