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<h1 align="left"><font color="#FF8040" size="2" face="Arial"><em>&gt;
The School Stopper's Textbook!!!</em></font></h1>
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<p align="center"><a
href="http://www.shockingteens.com/extreme.link/sound"><font
face="Arial"><img src="schoolsout.gif" border="0" width="468"
height="70"></font></a><font face="Arial"> </font></p>
<h2 align="center"><font color="#FFFFFF" size="2" face="Arial"><em>A
Guide To Disruptive Revolutionary Tactics for High-Schoolers!!</em></font></h2>
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<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>1.</b> Get a syringe
(minus needle) or similar device. Mix both tubes of epoxy
glue with a little rubbing alcohol. You now have about half
an hour to fill locks, door jambs, etc. before glue hardens.
If you can't get the epoxy glue and syringe a tube of
airplane cement can also be used although it is not as
permanent. </font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>2.</b> An
alternative use for the syringe is to pretend to shoot up
while a teacher is watching. If they speak to you tell them
you have to do it because school is so horrible.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>3.</b> Call the
school and leave the phone off the hook. The way some (but
not all) phone systems work this will tie up their phone for
as long as yours is off the hook.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>4.</b> Protest U.S.
aid to reactionary regimes abroad by defoliating plants
around the school or by digging a bomb crater on the front
lawn. When the ecology freaks complain ask them where they
were when the U.S. was doing the same thing to Indochina.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>5.</b> Draw or paste
something 'obscene' on pull-down wall maps or movie screens.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>6.</b> Get some of
the punch cards that your school uses for taking attendance.
Punch new holes in them either with a keypunch machine or a
screwdriver. Then switch the cards with others wherever they
are stored. If you can figure out the code the cards are
punched by this has even more possibilities. You can often be
just as effective without actually repunching the cards by
redistributing them a few days after you collect them
(particularly when they're used for attendence).</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>7.</b> Start an
information service to get new students opinions and warnings
about the teachers and administrators before enrollment day.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>8.</b> Bad food?
Have a good old fashioned food riot.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>9. </b>In gym
classes or in hallways between classes have massive searches
for 'lost' contact lenses telling people not to walk through
the hall or 'you might step on it'.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>10.</b> If your
school still has a dress code protest it having everyone do
something disruptive that does not violate the code. For
example, dye your hair green with food coloring.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>11.</b> Free all the
animals in the biology classroom.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>12.</b> Write a
'consumer report' on the 'education' you've been consuming.
Distribute it to parents at school functions.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>13.</b> Periodically
have students go to the office to have some rumor confirmed
or denied.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>14.</b> Perform
citizen's arrests of administrators for destroying the minds
of youth then telephone the police to come and take the
criminals into custody. (This would be an excellent guerilla
theatre action).</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>15.</b> Rip off
dishes and silverware from the cafeteria, towels from the
gym, stencils and paper from the duplicating room, layout
equipment from the art and drafting departments, tools from
the wood shop, and light bulbs from the sockets. Give them to
a needy movement group.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>16.</b> During lunch
turn on and light all the gas jets in the science labs.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>17.</b> Change the
teachers suger at the staff room with coocane :) the teachers
might start playing some games with you.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>18.</b> You can make
a very effective fuse by inserting a non-filter cigarette in
a book of matches so that it touches the head of some matches
and will ignite them when it burns down that far. Then loosly
crumple paper around the matches and cigarettes so that they
are hidden. Toss it in a wastebasket or any other area with a
lot of papers preferrably in the office. It takes about 5
minutes to ignite -- by then you can be on the other side of
the building. Practice this at home before trying it.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>19.</b> Have giant
coughing or sneezing epidemics in class or study hall. </font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>20.</b> Rub
lipstick, glue, vaseline, or shit onto the doorknobs of the
school's administrative offices.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>21.</b> Swallow some
snake bite antidote then walk into the principal's office.
The antidote (most types are harmless -- make sure you get
that kind) will make you vomit. Do so all over his carpet,
desk, clothing, etc. then apologize profusely.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>22.</b> Pick up some
dog training liquid at any pet store -- it smells like
concentrated piss. And if you can't figure out what to do
with that then you shouldn't be reading this.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>23.</b> Remove
contents of teacher's mailboxes. Print up everything that's
confidential or interesting.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>24.</b> Leave notes
and hints that 'Tuesday's the day'.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>25.</b> Impersonate
parental voices and make irate phone calls to the office.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>26.</b> Make a super
stink bomb out of Hydrogen Sulfide and put somewhere in the
ventilating system. This has cleared school buildings for
days.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>27.</b> If your
school has a suspended ceiling (a ceiling composed of
rectangles or squares resting on a frame so that the
rectangles can be pushed up) you can put a dead fish -- or
anything else -- above them. Or put it into empty lockers and
glue them shut.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>28.</b> Put signs on
your locker saying 'this locker will self-destruct if opened
for inspection'.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>29.</b> Give your
school library a subscription to a good underground newspaper
from your area and insist that they make it available to
students.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>30.</b> Print up
false notices frequently using the same format as the school
uses and distribute them to the teachers' mailboxes.
Eventually they'll never know what to believe.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>31.</b> Make your
own passes, forms, tickets, etc. or lift them out of
teachers' desks.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>32.</b> Need a
signature? Collect things that have teachers' signatures on
them. Paste them all down on a sheet of white paper and
either xerox or print up a bunch of copies. Forge when
useful. (When getting started you might put a piece of carbon
paper under the signature with the carbon paper facing down
on what you want signed. Then trace over the name with a
steady relaxed hand. Practice makes perfect.)</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>33.</b> Do some
revolutionary wall painting. All you need is a can of spray
paint (red?) plus a little imagination and courage. Then
write your favorite slogans on walls, sidewalks, blackboards,
etc. If you are a perfectionist you can make a stencil, but
that limits the size of what you can do. WEAR GLOVES or you
will certainly get tell-tale paint on your spraying finger.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>34.</b> Are certain
teachers or administrators misbehaving? Print up a rat sheet
with their names and telephone numbers and distribute it. Now
students can call up at any time and reprimand them -- 3:00
AM for example. Also you could order them pizzas ... plumbers
... think big!</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>35.</b> Break into
your school at night and burn it down. To get inside you can
either hide in the building during the day and wait until the
janitor leaves (know in advance what time that is), or come
in later at night and either force your way through the door,
find an open window, or break a window (see Monroe Mindfuck).
If you use the latter method do it a few hours or days in
advance so you don't get caught if it attracts attention. Be
careful not to leave fingerprints -- wear gloves all the time
if possible. Once inside make sure the walls will light well
by placing loose paper or wood around them, or squirting
lighter fluid, kerosene, or gasoline onto them. If a lot of
burnable boxes are stacked in one area spread them around.
Start the fire from the inside of the building so it will
take longer before it can be seen from the windows. Make sure
the fire has a way to travel from one burnable area to
another. Of course you should wear dark clothes and know
exactly where you are going when you split.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>36.</b> Get hold of
a film to be shown at a school assembly and splice in parts
of another movie of your own choosing before the assembly. A
little imagination on your part will make for an
unforgettable day.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>37.</b> Clog up the
drains of sinks with clay then turn on the water after
everyone leaves school.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>38.</b> Teachers
often leave gradebooks, conduct sheets, and attendance
records unguarded. Take every chance to help yourself.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>39</b>. Put up
posters all around the school. To make them stick permanently
use Pet evaporated milk for glue.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>40.</b> You could
ice-pick tires as a warning -- but make sure you have a total
enemy before you put sugar in their gas tank.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>41.</b> Start
wailing in the halls.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>42.</b> If you can't
find any skunks, let chickens loose in the school ... or
pigeons.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>43.</b> Create the
'WEB OF THREAD' in your classroom. Have everybody in your
class bring a spool of thread -- with extras for people who
forget. Tie your thread onto something and pass the spools
around till you run out, winding thread around everything.
(It is best to pick on one of your more dullwitted teachers
for this one). Expalin that you did it in the name of art.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>44.</b> Carry and
pretend to sell oregano rolled in papers and aspirin with the
name filed off.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>45.</b> Put Calcium
Carbide (available in some parts of the country as 'Gopher-
Go', also available in some hobby and joke shops) in a
gelatin capsule and flush down a toilet or sink. Calcium
Carbide reacts violently with water, quickly producing large
amounts of HIGHLY FLAMMABLE gas and bursting pipes, etc. as
soon as the water dissolves the capsule.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>46.</b> Ride a
bicycle down a busy hall.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>47.</b> Save your
book reports and essays. Give them to other students to use
next year or re-use them yourself with different teachers.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>48.</b> Play with
lighting and microphone controls during 'important'
assemblies.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>49.</b> Flush things
down the toilets (preferably faculty johns) like balloons
filled with air, baseballs, M80's, huge amounts of toilet
paper, etc. Then build an ark.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>50.</b> Start a
campaign to have the letter Z appear everywhere as the mark
of angry students.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>51.</b> You can
short-circuit the school's wiring by taking a regular plug
with a short cord attached. Connect the 2 wires with a switch
between them. Plug it in, turn the switch on, and you've
blown a fuse. Turn it off, pull it out, and try another. You
don't have to use the switch, but if you don't sometimes the
current will arc and weld the plug to the socket.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>52.</b> Set up a
fake school and hire away the lousy teachers -- or put up
notices inviting the entire school to a going away party for
a teacher who isn't really leaving.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>53.</b> Read the
school budget. Reprint and distribute a list of the stupid
expenditures.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>54.</b> Take booze
to lunch in a thermos and pass it around.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>55.</b> During some
important test (SAT/ACT/etc. ) on each subject have some
student who is good at that subject stand up and read the
correct answers for as long as possible. When they're
finished or silenced have someone else stand up and do the
same thing. The test results will be worthless and it will
have to be given over at great cost to the school.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>56.</b> Take down
the American flag in front of the school and put up one of
your own. The best way to do this is to lower the flag that's
already up replace it with your flag and cut the rope about a
foot below where the flag is attached. Then tie a slip knot
around the other end of the rope that is hanging down to
raise the flag. At this point there is no way your flag can
be lowered without someone climbing up the flagpole.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>57.</b> Put alarm
clocks in various lockers set on 'loudest'. Set the alarm
clocks so they will go off about every 10 minutes then close
and lock the lockers.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>58.</b> Have a group
of people march around the school with a flag singing the
Star Spangled Banner. If the administration tries to punish
you telephone your local radio stations and patriotic groups
and complain that your school is being run by pinkos.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>59.</b> In a class
where there is a rule against chewing gum have everyone blow
a bubble at the same time one day.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>60.</b> Many schools
have automatic sprinkler systems which go off automatically
when sensors in the ceiling feel too much heat. Find the
sensors and hold up a match to them.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>61.</b> Persuade the
graduating class to use their senior gift money for something
useful or subversive.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>62.</b> Reprint
School Stoppers Textbook in your underground paper or on a
leaflet or buy bulk copies and pass them around.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>63.</b> Demand that
all equipment being stored rather than being used be made
available to students.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>64.</b> If your
school won't have a teacher evaluation make up some forms and
do it yourself. Compile the result and publicize them to
students, faculty, school board, and community.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>65.</b> Use your
'free choice' book reports, term papers, etc. to read
revolutionary literature and further the political education
of you and your class.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>66.</b> Have a
student lie on the ground. When a teacher comes scream 'he
jumped' and point to the roof or third floor window. Mumble
'Fred dared him' or 'Maybe it was LSD.'</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>67.</b> Make an
address list of disliked adults in your school. Answer sex
ads for them -- or order them a few gross items (C.O.D. of
course).</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>68.</b> Toss
handfuls of BB's on the floors of busy halls, assemblies,
graduation ceremonies, weddings, funerals.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>69.</b> Steal
cafeteria trays or plates, burn large holes in them, and turn
them into the school washer saying 'I guess the food did it'.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>70.</b> Leave phony
letters of resignation from teachers or administrators on the
principal's desk.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>71.</b> Get a small
group to always carry screwdrivers and slowly dismantle the
school.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>72.</b> Lots of bomb
scares tend to break up the boredom especially during exams
or on beautiful days.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>73.</b> Photograph
teachers and administrators constantly -- even without film.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>74.</b> If you've
got the nerve piss in your pants while giving an oral report.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>75.</b> Splice into
your school's intercom system (from a remote hidden spot).
Now you have your own guerilla radio station. Play on!</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>76.</b> Drop large
bottles of ether in science class.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>77.</b> Hang your
teacher! Hang a hangman's noose from a tree - make a dummy
and hang the dummy from the noose. Pin notes on it like
'Weatherbee in '73.' To add realism put holes in the body
then let dilute ketchup trickle down.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>78.</b> Newspaper
stands in buildings are usually left unguarded. Take out
papers and replace with rotten comics or papers.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>79.</b> Put a rotten
apple or stale sandwich on teacher's desk.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>80.</b> If your
school intercom has phones that connect into the intercom
switchboard, put a small magnet either where the cord comes
out of the handset or in the part where you hear. If the
intercom just has a speaker, put the magnet near or on one of
the electrical connections of the speaker. In either case it
will short out the system. It may take weeks for them to find
the trouble.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>81.</b> Take the
door of the administration offices off its hinges but leave
it standing there so that when the principal tries to open
the door in the morning it will have a slightly crushing
effect.</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>82.</b> Can't figure
out what to do with that blinking light that came with your
one Pink Floyd album. Sneak into the girl's locker room and
hid it behind an air vent in the wall. Then when one of the
girls notices the blinking light, they'll think theyr being
taped! }:¬]&gt; class dismissed!</font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>83.</b> During a
school walking trip you will notice that there are sign posts
telling you where to walk, so simply change the direction of
the sign ripping the tag off the wall - watch everyone go in
the wrong direction (works really well on a long nature walk)
- you'll probably get back to school at 3am.. If your the
last person that got the right direction, you will be ACCUSED
of doing it, so act smart by taking a map with you! </font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>84. </b>Find out a
teachers phone number and stick it up in all the phones boxes
in a sex district saying &quot;naugty but nice&quot; ..print
them out with the number and watch the teacher lose his/her
temper! :) LOL! </font></p>
<p><font color="#C0C0C0" face="Arial"><b>85. </b>Break one of
the legs on the teachers chair during a time when there is
nobody there - keeping the chair upright - then when the
teacher will sit on it, you should be prepared to call the
ambulance from africa.</font></p>
<p align="center"><font color="#C0C0C0" size="4" face="Arial"><em><strong>--
&gt;&gt; so F-u-c-k SkoOl ......!!!!!! and (enjoy life)!</strong></em></font></p>
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