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gotta concentrate; like orange juice
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WELL WELL WELLL, DID U MISS US?@? :)<P></H2></FONT>
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OK.. FIRST OFF. WE GOTTA TELL YOU THAT WE PLANED ON DOING THIS HACK LAST NIGHT BUT... WELL... WE WERE WAY TO DRUNK
TO EVEN TYPE. SEE, WE HAD A LITTLE PARTY LAST NIGHT AND THE BEER/VODKA GOT TO US FASTER THAN WE HAD PLANED ON.
ALSO, WE WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO THANK THE 3 NAKED GIRLS THAT ENTERTAINED US LAST NIGHT IN OUR DRUNKEN HAZE.
WE WOULDNT EVEN HAD REMEMBERED THAT WE HAD A PARTY LAST NIGHT EXCEPT THAT WE WOKE UP AT 11 THIS MORNING W/ BEER CANS
AND VODKA BOTTLES AND NUDE/TOPLESS WOMEN STREWN ABOUT THE HOUSE, AND ONE MEMBER OF <FONT COLOR="RED">HFD</FONT> EVEN WOKE
UP TO HIS SURPRISE TO HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP WITH A 16 YEAROLD FEMALE IN HER UNDERWARE. GO FIGURE. THE PARTY WAS A
SUCCESS, WE GOT TO SEE LOTS OF TITS... AND SAMPLE SOME FINE BREW. LIFE IS GOOD.<P>
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OK.. NOW WE GOTTA CUT TO THE CHASE.. WEVE DONE A FEW HACKS AND ITS ABOUT TIME THAT WE TELL EVERYONE WHAT WERE ABOUT.
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<H3><FONT COLOR="RED">HFD</B></FONT> IS ABOUT ONE THING.. AND ONE THING ONLY.</H3>
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<U>W3 BELIEVE IN THE ETHICAL AND JUST TREATMENT OF DRUNKS aLL ACROSS TH3 NATION!</U>!^$@%#$%<BR>
RIGHT NOW, AT THIS VERY MOMENT.. THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF DRUNKS BEING THROWN OUT OF B4RS,
KICKED OUT OF THER HOMES, AND BEING THROWN IN JAIL ALL AKROSS THIS GREAT LAND. WE, THE
<FONT COLOR="RED">HFD</B></FONT> ARE SICKEND AND FED UP WITH THE LACK OF RESPECT THAT THESE
SUCH PEOPLE.. THESE MONSTERS... THESE <U>DRUNKS</U> ARE RECEIEVING FROM THE WORLD. THEY
SHARE A LOVE FOR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND FULLFILLING THING THAT EXISTS ON GODS GREEN 3ARTH...
B00ZE. BECAUSE OF THIS PASSION FOR THE SWEET DROPS OF BEER, VODKA, AND BRANDY THESE MEN
AND WOMEN ARE PERSECUTED DAILY BYE OUR UPTIGHT RIGHT WING AMERICAN PUBLIC. WE VOW
TO HACK NOT ONLY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS ALKIEHAL, BUT FOR THE RIGHTS AND FREEDOM
THAT <U>DRUNKS</U> EVERYWHERE WILL ONE DAY HAVE. <P></H4>
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<H3>WE.. THE <FONT COLOR="RED">HFD</B></FONT> ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE LOWSY..
THE KINGS OF THE PATHETIC... AND THE RULERS OF WHATS LEFT OF THIS HERE BOTTLE OF SKYY VODKA. </H3>
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Not drunk is he who from the floor
Can rise again and drink some more;
But drunk is he who prostrate lies,
And can neither drink nor rise.
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MAD PROPS TO ALL TEENAGE NAKED CHICS WHO TAKE OFF THEIR TOPS TO MP3'S BLASTING OUTTA BEERMANS BOX.
ALSO, MAD PROPS TO OWNER OF THE PLACE IN WHICH WE PARTIED LAST NIGHT FOR LETTING <U>US</U> BUY ALL THE LIQUOR...
AND NOT EVEN SAYING THANKS. IF IT WASNT FOR THE <FONT COLOR="RED">HFD</B></FONT> THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO BEER, NO VODKA
AND THE GIRLS WOULDNT HAVE GOTTEN NAKED... I THINK THAT BASTARD OWES US. OH YEAH, DONT RENT DEBBIE DOES DALLAS '99,
IT SUCKS.
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<FONT COLOR="RED">HFD</B></FONT>: beerman, beercan, and beerbottle. Fighting for the rights of drunks everywhere.
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K.. TIME TO GO GET SOME COFFEE. UNTIL NEXT TIME.... <FONT COLOR="RED">HFD</B></FONT> OUT.
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