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<p align="center"><font size="7" face="Arial"><em><strong><u>The
Daily Clown</u></strong></em></font></p>
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<p align="center"><font size="5" face="Arial"><strong>Dutch
clowns wanted by FBI &amp; Korean Government </strong></font></p>
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<td valign="top" width="50%" height="449"><font size="2"><strong>Report
by </strong></font><font size="3"><strong><u>Mozy</u></strong></font><p><font
size="2">The Korean</font><font size="4"> </font><font
size="2">government is looking for a Dutch TV- Clown,
called 'Bassie'. The clown committed several crimes in
Korea, Japan and the U.S. He was last seen in a plane to
Japan, filled with nude women. The clown was also
responsible for a big fight in Korea, two weeks ago,
after he abused about 50 Korean girls in a cinema. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">He likes to destroy restaurants, what
he did in Korea and in Danville, USA. The total damage is
about $50.00. The F.B.I. is looking for him, because the
clown and his friend, an ugly acrobat, are two
cyber-terrorists. They hacked several computer-servers,
but they never damaged anything during the hacks.</font> <font
size="2">It is also beleived that 'Pockets the Clown'
might have been a friend/lover of Bassie's, although that
was not confirmed.</font></p>
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<td valign="top" width="50%" height="449"><strong><img
src="http://www.attrition.org/mirror/attrition/misc/www.etnews.co.kr/bas_wanted.jpg"
alt="bas_wanted.jpg (7908 bytes)" width="215"
height="232"></strong><br>
<font size="1">The clown they are looking for. (Picture
by FBI)</font> <p><font size="2">The FBI and Korean
government asks you to contact them if you ever see these
clowns. The clown (Bassie) was last seen with red hair, a
red nose, white make-up, and a red jacket. Don't try to
stop this man yourself, he could be dangerous. The Dutch
government says that it's proven that the clown can be
very aggressive to children, and that the children who
watched his TV-show still have some serious problems. So
be aware of this man! The Dutch government described the
acrobat as a strange man, who always can be found in the
neighborhood of cheap hookers. You don't have to be
afraid of him, the last time he was seen, he asked a nine
years old girl to open a can of beer for him. And the
Dutch government didnt even want to start talking about
Pockets, the said she/he/it was unimaginably mean and
ugly, under the make up ofcourse, but otherwise a nice
person.</font></p>
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<td valign="top" width="50%" height="449"><strong><img
src="pocketsB_small.gif"
alt="bas_wanted.jpg (7908 bytes)" width="215"
height="232"></strong><br>
<font size="1">Beleived to be the lover of 'Bassie'
(Picture by SOB)</font> <font size="1">(Picture of
Pockets the Clown)</font><p><font size="2">Yesterday we
contacted Bassie by e-mail (</font><a
href="mailto:(basenaad@most-wanted.com"><font size="2">basenaad@most-wanted.com</font></a><font
size="2">). Al he wrote back to us was :&quot; Zout nou
eens op, vuile Koreaanse Kut Kabouters. Huh, voor de
krant ? Wat krijg ik als ik wat schrijf? Ik eis twee
stukken appeltaart met slagroom als jullie het
plaatsen!&quot;</font><br>
<font size="2">We have no idea what that means. The two
cybercriminals say that they are looking for security on
webservers all over the world, but they still haven't
found it. We think they will continue their search. </font></p>
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