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<td width="46%"><p>We are back. We admit it, we are
owned. Hackers own our lame asses. We thought we could
hold you all down by raiding a bunch of innocent hackers,
but we failed. Here is a little FYI. It is true, the FBI
is a group of gay hackers. We were supposed to be the
GBI, The Gay Bureau of Investigation. But, there was an
error in a newspaper calling us the FBI. We thought it
sounded better so we went along with it. Besides, it
would help keep our cover better. </p>
<p>Most of our time is spent beating off to gay porno
magazines while our fellow agents get anally molested by
the CIA, the Central Impotence Agency. From my ten years
with the FBI, my anal orifice has become a whopping eight
inches wide from all the anal sex0r.</p>
<p>Well, I have to go now. My gay boyfriend is paging me.
I just love to stroke his cock while a cock is inside my
ass. =-O~~</p>
<p>We are owned by: gH, p0gO, ne0h, Devil-C, KoLdKuTtA,
ox1dation, OpticMyst, chr0nicle, f0rpaxe, Level 7,
Defiance, Bell (cuz they have nice toys), eckis, v00d00,
Mozy, Cyrus, jennicide, MagicFX, DigiAlmty, and the rest
of the hacking scene.</p>
<p>We are NOT owned by: the posse (cuz they are lame
kiddies).</p>
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<p align="center">©1999 FBI</p>
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