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<TITLE>Skreem was here</TITLE>
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window.alert ('Your vote has been recorded');
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<CENTER><IMG SRC="skreem.gif" ALT="Skreem!!!!" WIDTH=318 HEIGHT=249 BORDER=0 ALIGN=middle>
<P><B><U>Rant</U></B>: </P></CENTER>
<P>This was not a leet hack, it actually takes effort to do
a hack this lame! But hey, the header graphic is pretty
phat. </P>
<P>Before I part, I gotta few comments and requests: </P>
<P>1: There's no sex in the Champagne Room.</P>
<P>2: Tupac Shakur is NOT alive-- let the man rest in
peace.</P>
<P>3. Columbine was a tragedy, not a video game, so stop
blaming music and doom.</P>
<P>4. Janet Reno looks like a Troll (think of the
movie-<I>Willow</I>).</P>
<P>5. Linda Tripp looks like a Troll .</P>
<P>6. Legalize Weed!</P>
<P>7. Legalize Freedom of Speech!</P>
<P>8. All music should be free.</P>
<P>9. All good music artist's should be wealthy.</P>
<P>10. Give me your money.</P>
<P>11. Fuck dumb chicks (literally)</P>
<P>12. Love smart chicks.</P>
<P>13. Be openminded to that which seems most
outrageous.</P>
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<HR WIDTH="50%">
<B><U>Shoutz</U></B>: HOLT, 14k4, Keebler Elves (dashit),
Downtime, MMX, Gadget , <A HREF="http://www.parsetv.com" TARGET="_blank">ParseTV</A>,
Hot97!!!, <A HREF="http://www.attrition.org" TARGET="_blank">Attrition</A>,
<A HREF="http://www.hackernews.com" TARGET="_blank">HNN</A>,
<A HREF="http://www.antioffline.com" TARGET="_blank">Antioffline</A>,
<A HREF="http://www.phonelosers.org" TARGET="_blank">PLA</A>,
<A HREF="http://www.l0pht.com" TARGET="_blank">L0pht</A>,
and of course... Packet Storm. If I missed you, then you
weren't important enough to remember.</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P><B><U>Disses</U></B>: JP, JP, JP, JP, JP (Fuckin pathetic
bastard). Rootshell, Willy Gates, and whoever I can't
remember right now.</P>
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<HR WIDTH="50%">
<B><U>Note to Webmaster</U></B>: Change your password
asshole, If I could guess this shit, so could any other
asshole. the original site is here: <A HREF="old.htm" TARGET="_blank">old.htm</A></P>
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