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| <title> MONISHA - THIS IS ALL FOR YOU... </title> | |
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| <font size="5" color="Navy"> | |
| <p align="center">Defaced by the AntiChrist</p> | |
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| </font><font size="3" color="Maroon"> | |
| <p align="center"></font><font color="Maroon" size="4">THE FOUR HACKERS<br> | |
| A short play by [The AntiChrist]</font></p> | |
| <p align="left"><font size="3" color="#004000">Enter Xessor, v00d00, Devil-C and M0zy</font></p> | |
| <p align="left"><font size="3" color="Maroon">v00d00: Lets rate the women, guys<br> | |
| M0zy: Yeah cool. I love that kinda thing<br> | |
| v00d00: How about you guys?<br> | |
| Xessor: Sounds like fun<br> | |
| Devil-C: Duh.. What's to rate women about, huh?<br> | |
| [everyone ignores Devil's moronic comment]<br> | |
| v00d00: I say Drew Barrymoore is the hottest babe on this planet<br> | |
| M0zy: Bullshit. If Drew is a hot babe Jesus H Christ was my great-uncle.<br> | |
| Devil-C: Wow cool. He was your uncle eh?<br> | |
| v00d00: Devil shut the fuck up!! M0zy I suggest you take back that stupid statement you | |
| just made....<br> | |
| M0zy: No way. I am all for Julia Roberts. Now that's a chick.<br> | |
| v00d00: Julia Roberts lacks femininity.<br> | |
| M0zy:Ahhhhhhhh Blasphemy. Man she is an angel carved out of marble.<br> | |
| Devil-C: She is that hard! Sheesh, I prefer soft skinned women.<br> | |
| M0zy:- Fuck you, you stupid oaf. I was using a figure of speech. She is as soft as your | |
| brain is.<br> | |
| Xess: Heh heh. Poor ol' Dev thought you were referring to the hardness of her epidermis.<br> | |
| v00d00: I wouldn't be surprised if Dev wasn't right about her skin's hardness.<br> | |
| M0zy: Oh yeah!!! You wouldn't eh? [in angry overtones]<br> | |
| Devil-C[oblivious of the mood in the room]:- Duh I think Geri Halliwell is kinda good | |
| lookin' <br> | |
| [Xess M0zy and v00d00 burst out laughing]<br> | |
| Devil-C: Come on guys, she is pretty good<br> | |
| Xess:- Her ass looks better than her face<br> | |
| v00d00 :- To be fair to Geri if she wore a mask she'd look like a pregnant cow wearing a | |
| mask.<br> | |
| M0zy: Next to Julia everyone is chicken shit. Drew would be chicken shit plus dinosaur | |
| semen.<br> | |
| [An enraged v00d00 hits M0zy on the head. M0zy hits back. In a few seconds a quality | |
| fight is on.Dev-C is confused for a while. Then he decides to join the fight too]<br> | |
| </font><font size="3" color="#008000">Enter Jericho</font><font size="3" color="Maroon"><br> | |
| </font><font size="3" color="#800000">Jericho: Hey Xess, what's goin' on here??????</font><br> | |
| <font size="3" color="Maroon">Xess:- Dunno. One moment we were discussing babes. next | |
| moment its a free for all bout.<br> | |
| Jericho: But what happened?<br> | |
| Xess:- v00d00 said Geri is a pregnant cow. Then M0zy said Drew barrymoore was chicken shit | |
| and well they started fighting.<br> | |
| Jericho:- Drew Barrymoore is what???<br> | |
| Xess:- She is chicken shit.<br> | |
| Jericho [enraged]:- Say that again swine.<br> | |
| Xess [missing the dangerous glint in Jeri's eye]:- She is chick...<br> | |
| [He couldn't complete the sentence for Jericho had smashed his jaw in and had joined the | |
| other three in the fight]<br> | |
| [A struggling Xessor manages to get up]<br> | |
| Xessor:- Mad fools. Fighting over girls. Sheesh. Fuckin' dumb. Damn fuckin' dumb.<br> | |
| [Jennifer Lopez is seen walking nude a few metres away. Xess jumps up and runs after her | |
| leaving the other three fighting their heads out]<br> | |
| Exit. Stage Right. EOP [end of play]</font></p> | |
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| <p><font color="#004000">COPYRIGHT(C) THE ANTICHRIST 1999. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.</font></p> | |
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