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<title>SYS/Secure Your Site</title>
<body text="#06A4F9" bgcolor="#8BFFFD" link="#0000EE" vlink="#551A8B" alink="#FF0000">
<center><img SRC="hip.jpg" height=200 width=400>
<br><font size=+3>F</font><font size=+2>irst off, to the sysadmin of this
site:</font>
<br><font size=+2>I hope you secure your fortune 500</font>
<br><font size=+2>customers site's better then you do your own.</font>
<br><font size=+2>If not, they won't be in the fortune 500 for</font>
<br><font size=+2>long!!!</font>
<p><font size=+3>A</font><font size=+2>ntiChrist, we're glad to see your</font>
<br><font size=+2>getting on with your life, or at least</font>
<br><font size=+2>that's how it appears from your</font>
<br><font size=+2>recent defacements.</font>
<p><font size=+3>A</font><font size=+2>nyway, we have a joke for you:</font></center>
<p><font size=+2>[Johnny is sitting in Mrs. Prussy class one day]</font>
<p><font size=+2>Johnny :- "Teacher, Teacher, I gotta take a piss!!!"</font>
<p><font size=+2>Teacher :- "Now Johnny, it's not nice to swear. The proper word
is urinate, and you can't use the rest room, until you can use the word urinate
in a sentence."</font>
<p><font size=+2>Johnny [after deep thought &amp; switching from foot to
foot] :- "I know, I know!!! Teacher, teacher, urinate, but with some tit's
you'd be a ten!"</font>
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<p><font size=+2>Greets to:</font>
<br><font size=+2>AntiChrist/M0zy/V00d00/FL3M/The Attrition Staff</font><font size=+2></font>
<p><a href="old.html">Original Site Here</a></center>
<p><br>
<div align=right><font size=+2>Freejack/HiP</font>
<br><font size=-2>I Actually spelled it right today :)</font></div>
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