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| gotta concentrate; like orange juice | |
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| On The Next Jerry Springer:</i></b></u> | |
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| <img src="jerry.gif"></td><td><font color="red" size="5"><center><u>Drunken hackers:</u> The women who love them, and | |
| the admins who fear them.</center></td> | |
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| Meet beercan, b33rman, and beerb0ttl3. Three young men who have given there up their lives to alcohol abuse and | |
| computer hacking. They have agreed to come on Jerry to tell there story.</font> | |
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| <center><font color="white">"Jerry, I said 'heh' and she was just like... 'dood'." -b33rman</font></center> | |
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| These three men, who call themselves the 'HFD', will introduce everyone to their world of | |
| liquor, women, and computers. You will meet people whos lives they have changed, and lives they have | |
| ruined. They will tell their tale of how they were draged into the computer underground, | |
| where the only rules... are there own. | |
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| <center><font color="white">"I hacked a major TV Network and all i got was this stupid | |
| fuckin' t-shirt." -beerb0ttl3</font></center> | |
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| This amazing story of lost innocence will touch you, and keep you wondering what your | |
| children are doing on the weekends. | |
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| <center><font color="white">"We're the reason why admins cry." -beercan</font></center> | |
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| <u><i><font color="red">Also Comming Up This Week On Jerry:</font></u></i> <br> | |
| Farm Animal Sex Triangles<br> | |
| "I saw the mule first!" | |
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| B1, PHUX0RZ :) | |
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