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| <title>KID R0X BAH-WIT-DA-BAH ITZ ALL ABOUT THE ALCHOCOL</title> | |
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| <body bgcolor="black" text="red"> | |
| <H1>KID R0X WERD</H1> ACT LIKE JEW GN0 LAMURZ<P> | |
| KID R0X BAH-WIT-DA-BAH ITZ ALL ABOUT THE ALCHOCOL | |
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| <IMG SRC="http://www.angelfire.com/hi/bdcjeff/images/Joint.jpg"><P> | |
| <TT><H3>WERD WERD http://www.pimpin-j00r-h0eZ.net.easyhost.com/ | |
| IN EFFECT. FUCK YOU'S TO ALL YOU LAME ASS MOTHER FUCKIN <BR> | |
| CLEWBIEZ YEAH GH CAN SUCK A PHAT DICK YAH KEEBLER ELVES CAN SUCK A PHAT DICK (THEY MIGHT HAVE TO SUCK ONLY HALF CUZ LIKE THEY ARE SMALL AND SHISIM)<BR> | |
| WERD ALL YOU SCRIPT KIDDIES OUT THERE CAN SUCK A PHAT DICK<BR> | |
| CAUZE LIKE KID R0X IN IN THE HOUSE AND IF YOU STEP TO ME IMMA KID ROCK IT<BR> | |
| UP AND DOWN YOUR BLOX WIF A BOTTLE OF SKOTCH CUZ LIKE IM A ALCOHOLIC AND <BR> | |
| I'LL PUT MY WIFE BEATER ON AND FLEX MY CANE ON J0R MOM'S AND SHISIM <BR> | |
| OH YEAH WUT? DONT THINK I WONTZ BEYATCH J00 DUNT EVEN GN0.<BR> | |
| OH AND 1-M0-THANG LEEB THE EF-BEE-EYE ALONE YOU FUCKIN FAGS ARE YOU STUPID?<BR> | |
| OR JUST STUPID? OR WAIT ARE YOU STUPID? ANYWAY YOU CANT WIN THE GOVERNMENT EVEN THOUGH<BR> | |
| THEY FEER ME SO QUIT PLAYIN WIF FIRE FOR YOU GET BURNED BITCHZ.<P><BR> | |
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| <IMG SRC="http://www.angelfire.com/hi/bdcjeff/images/KidNJoeC.jpg"><BR><H1> THATS ME MEASURING ONE OF THOSE ELF FAGGUTS<BR></H1> | |
| <P> | |
| <H2>AND NOW THE THEME SONG</H2> | |
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| <hr> | |
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| {In a mechanical voice} Cowboy. Cowboy. | |
| <p>Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west<br> | |
| Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts<br> | |
| Find a nest in the hills chill like Flynt<br> | |
| Buy an old droptop find a spot to pimp<br> | |
| And I'm a Kid Rock it up and down your block<br> | |
| With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch<br> | |
| Buy yacht with a flag sayin' chillin' the most<br> | |
| Then rock that bitch up and down the coast<br> | |
| Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars<br> | |
| Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars<br> | |
| Sip the Tijuana...I wanna roam<br> | |
| Find the motown chillin' fools then come back home<br> | |
| Start an escort service, for all the right reasons<br> | |
| And set up shop at the top of four seasons<br> | |
| Kid Rock and I'm the real mccoy<br> | |
| <br> | |
| And I'm headin' out west sucker...because I wanna be a<br> | |
| Cowboy baby<br> | |
| With the top let back and the sunshine shining<br> | |
| Cowboy baby<br> | |
| West coast chillin’ with the Boone's Wine<br> | |
| I wanna be a Cowboy baby<br> | |
| Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day<br> | |
| Cowboy baby<br> | |
| I can smell a pig from a mile away<br> | |
| <br> | |
| I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls in<br> | |
| It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind<br> | |
| Stoned pimp, <font color="#FF0000">stoned brew</font>, stoned out of my mind<br> | |
| I once was lost, but now I'm just blind<br> | |
| Palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rice<br> | |
| Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fliece (sp?)<br> | |
| And if the price is right I'm gonna make my bid boy<br> | |
| <br> | |
| And let Cali-for-ny-aye know why they call me<br> | |
| Cowboy baby<br> | |
| With the top let back and the sunshine shining<br> | |
| Cowboy baby<br> | |
| West coast chillin’ with the Boone's Wine<br> | |
| I wanna be a Cowboy baby<br> | |
| Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day<br> | |
| Cowboy baby<br> | |
| I can smell a pig from a mile away<br> | |
| <br> | |
| Yeah...Kid Rock...you can call me Tex<br> | |
| Rollin' sunset woman with a bottle of Becks<br> | |
| Seen a slimmy in a 'vette, rolled down my glass<br> | |
| And said, "Yeah this dick fits right in your ass"<br> | |
| No kiddin', gun slingin', spurs hittin' the floor<br> | |
| Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, with the sauce in the horse<br> | |
| No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I ain't right<br> | |
| I'm gonna paint his town red, then paint his wife white HUH<br> | |
| Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus<br> | |
| Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit players<br> | |
| Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers<br> | |
| They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us<br> | |
| Why they wanna pick on me...lock me up and snort away my key<br> | |
| I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure<br> | |
| I ain't straight outta compton...I'm straight out the trailer<br> | |
| Cuss like a sailor...drink like a <font color="#FF0000">mick</font><br> | |
| My only words of wisdom are just (radio edit)<br> | |
| I'm flickin' my Bic up and down that coast and<br> | |
| Keep on truckin' until it falls into motion<br> | |
| <br> | |
| Cowboy<br> | |
| With the top let back and the sunshine shining<br> | |
| Cowboy<br> | |
| Spendin' all my time at Hollywood and Vine<br> | |
| Cowboy<br> | |
| Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day<br> | |
| Cowboy<br> | |
| I can smell a pig from a mile away<br> | |
| Cowboy<br> | |
| With the top let back and the sunshine shining<br> | |
| Cowboy<br> | |
| With the top let back and the sunshine shining<br> | |
| Cowboy<br> | |
| Hollywood and Vine<br> | |
| <br> | |
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