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| Attention: Santa Claws IS NOT REAL!!!</h1></center> | |
| <center><font size=-2>and neither is the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, | |
| or the mailman, cuz they're figments of your fuckin imagination, you stupid | |
| little cunt!</font> | |
| <br><font size=-2>(and I mean that in a BAD way...)</font></center> | |
| <p><br> | |
| <p> Greetings! | |
| This is your microwave speaking. I like purple banannas. And | |
| blue ducks. Lets get some big-breasted naked dead chicks to boun<u>ce | |
| on</u> our trampoline. Doesn't the lawnmower need ginger ale? | |
| If 2 + 2 = 4, then worms are eating my brain. Or maybe that's just | |
| the ant that crawle<i>d up</i> my nose. Either way, my brain never | |
| did that much good. It was alwa<font size=+4>y</font>s leakin out | |
| of my ear, anyways. <b><font size=+2>I LIKE BOOBS!</font></b> | |
| From my head down to my toes.... scrambled or fried.... in my mouth.... | |
| they make a crunch side! <b><font size=+2>I LIKE BOOBS!</font></b> | |
| Imation.... High Density... 1.44 Megabytes! Nous avons vu plus haut | |
| que dans un vers nous trouvons plusieurs groupes de mots. <sub>Fa</sub>ct: | |
| our sleep time over the last century has bee<strike>n re</strike>duced | |
| by about 20%. I pace though the house shaking my head... this I could | |
| not explain. Anybody can observe the sabbath, but m<sup>aki</sup>ng | |
| it holy takes the<b> r</b>est of the week. Is there a relationship | |
| between Lycopene and a healthy prostate? Yes! Show me how $1 can | |
| buy $10,000 of life insurance. Send me more information about Globe's | |
| Long<blink>Life p</blink>rotection. | |
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