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| <title>S a t a n !</title> | |
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| <center><b><font color="#FF0000"><font size=+2>FEED YOUR <blink>LLAMA</blink>; | |
| QUICK LIKE A <blink>LEMUR</blink></font></font></b> | |
| <br><font color="#FF0000"><font size=-2>(If your llama goes "MOO!", then | |
| its broken. But don't worry... a few swift knocks to the head with | |
| a bag o' doorknobs will fix that problem nicely.)</font></font></center> | |
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| <p><font color="#FF0000"> Quick! | |
| Start the Raindance! Wait, what the fuck are you talkin about!? | |
| We ain't Indians. In that case, start pickin the corn. Oh wait! | |
| W<sub>e ain't spics </sub>either. Ok, then lets go rob some food | |
| stamps. Shit! We ain't black either. What the fuck are | |
| we? <b><font face="Symbol"><font size=+2>P</font></font></b> | |
| Nah... we're just a couple of squirrels with big nuts.</font> | |
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| <p><font color="#FF0000"> Are we done | |
| yet? NO! You jackass! Does it look like I'm done!? | |
| You looked like you were done before you started, you stu<b>pid queer. | |
| Fuck off. Anyway</b>s, "Get tha fuck outta here bitch, you just buggin' | |
| ... my black nuts you be huggin'".</font> | |
| <p><font color="#FFFFFF"><b><font face="Symbol"><font size=+2>P </font></font></b>= | |
| 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307 81640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058781640 | |
| 628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460</font> | |
| <p><font color="#FF0000">What is that? Pi!? That doesn't look | |
| that yummy, why are you putting in pi? I think you have a problem. | |
| But you know, we all do, so it doesn't make a difference. Don't take | |
| your computer to the bathtub -- it doesn't work too well there. But | |
| <i>in | |
| the pool, thas w</i>here itz at, nigguh! Just make sure its not submerged | |
| and poked at the same time, otherwise... *Poof!* You're fuct. | |
| Like a sloth with hemorrhoids. And if you got some beef... I'll roll | |
| to Compton and bust yo front teeth! NOOO!!! Get the leeches | |
| off my nipples! But you like them. You told me. I did? | |
| Uh-huh. Oh. I don't remember that. It was yesterday, | |
| after you finished beating the neighbor's dog with your dick. Oh | |
| ok! Now I rem<u>ember. Cucc</u>umbers are big, green, and sometimes | |
| slimy. So if ever you need something big, green, and slimy, get a | |
| cantelope. Or some watermelon. Or some tits. BOOBS!</font> | |
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| <blockquote><font color="#FF0000"><b>fob off</b> <i>vt</i> (1597) | |
| <b>1</b> | |
| : to put off with a trick, exuse, or inferior substitute. | |
| <b>2</b> | |
| : to pass or offer (something spurious) as geniwine. | |
| <b>3</b> : | |
| to put aside. <now <i>fob off</i> what once they would have welcomed | |
| eagerly -- Walter Lippmann></font></blockquote> | |
| <blockquote><font color="#FF0000"><b>invalidism</b> <i>n</i> (1794) : a | |
| chronic condition of being an invalid.</font></blockquote> | |
| <font color="#FF0000"> Now are we<strike> | |
| done? NO! Not</strike> yet. Then how much longer? | |
| I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BANANNA! AND A MONKEY'S TRYING TO EAT | |
| ME!!!</font> | |
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| <p><font color="#FF0000">Erotic sensations tingle my spine</font> | |
| <br><font color="#FF0000">A dead body lying next to mine</font> | |
| <br><font color="#FF0000">Smooth blue, black lips</font> | |
| <br><font color="#FF0000">I start salivating as we kiss</font> | |
| <br><font color="#FF0000">Mine forever this <blink>sweet death</blink></font> | |
| <br><font color="#FF0000">I cannot forget your soft breaths</font> | |
| <br><font color="#FF0000">Panting excitedly with my hands around</font> | |
| <br><font color="#FF0000">Your neck</font></center> | |
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| <p><font color="#FF0000">Ok! We're done now. Great. Now | |
| I'm just a <sup>peel. You a</sup>nd your slow ass got me eaten. | |
| We must now obey Satan's will. Here are his requests:</font> | |
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| <blockquote><font color="#FF0000">1.) Stop acting so damn crazy. | |
| You're scaring me.</font> | |
| <br><font color="#FF0000">2.) Put up those fuckin pictures I told | |
| you to... </font><b><font color="#FF6600"><font size=+2>NOW!!</font></font></b></blockquote> | |
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