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| <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica">1.Yo mama so ugly they put her in the monkey | |
| cage to make the monkeys stop jacking off</font><font face="Arial,Helvetica"></font> | |
| <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica"> 2.Yo mama so fat when she ran away, | |
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| <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica"> 3.Yo mama so fat she's on a light | |
| diet....as soon as it's light outside she starts eating</font><font face="Arial,Helvetica"></font> | |
| <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica"> 4.Yo mama so old I told her to act | |
| her age and she died!</font><font face="Arial,Helvetica"></font> | |
| <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica"> 5.Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco | |
| Bell is the Mexican phone company</font><font face="Arial,Helvetica"></font> | |
| <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica"> 6.Yo mama so stupid she bought a | |
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| <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica"> 7.Yo mama so fat she stepped on | |
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| <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica"> 8.Yo mama so stupid when she went | |
| to the airport she saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around | |
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| <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica"> 9.Yo mama so fat they had to grease | |
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| <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica"> 10.Yo mama so stupid she waters fake | |
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