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| <center><FONT SIZE=+1>United Loan Gunmen Take Control of NASDAQ Stock Market</FONT></center><p> | |
| By ULG | |
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| Just moments earlier, the Elite Computer Hacking group <B>ULG</B> (<B>United Loan Gunmen</B>) | |
| uprooted the <B>NASDAQ Stock Market</B> Web Site (<a href="http://www.nasdaq.com">www.nasdaq.com</a> / <a href="http://www.nasdaq-amex.com">www.nasdaq-amex.com</a> / <a href="http://www.amex.com">www.amex.com</a>). Their goal was to attempt to make stocks rise drastically, thus making all investors happy, hopefully ending with the investors putting bumper stickers on their Mercedez' that say "<B>Thanks ULG!</B>". | |
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| Meanwhile, <B>ULG</B> Members go back to flipping burgers at McDonalds. | |
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| <B>ULG</B> is often asked, "Why 'loan' and not 'lone'? 'Lone' is better." "Well, we wanted to be different." Back to you, Bill. | |
| <p><p><font size=-2>(You can contact <B>ULG</B> for a short period of time at: <a href="mailto:ULG.0wnz@nasdaq.com">ULG.0wnz@nasdaq.com</a>)</font> | |
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