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| <title>s t f u - don't know what it means? hah</title> | |
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| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong><blink>Welcome | |
| to my no-content page.</blink></strong></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong><blink></blink></strong></font> </p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#0000FF" size="4" face="Garamond"><em><strong>Further | |
| proof that we are surrounded no matter where we are...</strong></em></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong><img | |
| src="lamers1.jpg" width="320" height="240"> <img | |
| src="file:///C:/~temp/wpage/lamers2.jpg" width="320" height="240"></strong></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong><img | |
| src="file:///C:/~temp/wpage/lamers3.jpg" width="320" height="240"></strong></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong></strong></font> </p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#0000FF" size="4" face="Garamond"><em><strong>Some | |
| food for thought...</strong></em></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong>Every | |
| day some do-gooder is trying to save us from ourselves. We have | |
| so many laws that it seems</strong></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong>nearly | |
| impossible to have an accident. The problem is that we </strong><strong><u>need</u></strong><strong> | |
| accidents, and lots of them.</strong></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong></strong></font> </p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong>Danger | |
| is nature's way of eliminating stupid people. Without safety, | |
| stupid people die in accidents.</strong></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong>Since | |
| the dead don't reproduce, our species becomes progressively more | |
| intelligent (or at least</strong></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong>less | |
| stupid).</strong></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong></strong></font> </p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong>With | |
| safety, however well-intentioned it may be, we are devolving into | |
| half-witted mutants, because</strong></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong>idiots, | |
| who by all rights should be dead, are spared from their rightful | |
| early graves and are free to breed </strong></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong>even | |
| more imbeciles.</strong></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong></strong></font> </p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong>Let's | |
| do away with safety and improve our species. Take up smoking. | |
| Jaywalk. Play with blasting caps.</strong></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong>Swim | |
| right after a big meal. Stick something small in your ear. Take | |
| your choice of dangerous activity and do it</strong></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong>with | |
| gusto. Future generations will thank you.</strong></font></p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4" face="Garamond"><strong></strong></font> </p> | |
| <p align="center"><font color="#0000FF" size="4" face="Garamond"><em><strong>you | |
| are owned.</strong></em></font></p> | |
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| src="file:///C:/~temp/wpage/h3.gif" width="259" height="128"></strong></font></p> | |
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