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| <img height= width= src="SLbanner.jpg" width=500 height=75 alt="Resistance is futile"><br> | |
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| <td><center><h2>Truth really <i>IS</i> stranger than fiction</h2></center> | |
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| The Schmorg Collective Libertarians. This is a work of fiction and is in no way stranger than the truth. No similarities with real people, either living or morally bankrupt, is to be inferred. No animals were harmed in the making of this banner, unlike, allegedly, some other group's web pages. This banner is not copyright and is in the public domain until such time as the Schmorg have assimilated all things unto itself. At that time you will be REQUIRED to use it; as you will all other Schmorg publications and art. Another creation of the Schmorg Collective... "we will have you all one day, my children." | |
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| "Libertarians will never be a force to contend with in electoral politics because they are crippled by two disabilities from which Republicans and Democrats rarely suffer: | |
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| 1. They are animated almost entirely by principle. | |
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| 2. They have a sense of humor."<br> | |
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| Jeff Jacoby | |
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| of the <i>Boston Globe</i> | |
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| <a href="index.html">return</a> | |
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